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Well, isn't that special? If the testimonies say he tinker belled the kids, his Peter Pan ass is off to the neverland jail...

Of course, he was driving with his taillights out and under the influence of a substance that numbs your reflexes and dumbs your judgement, what an uptight country we live in! This is PRECISELY why I am against legalization. He put everyone on the road with him at risk for serious injury or death. Fuck him and everyone else that drives while intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.

Yes. Go take a psychology class, he has no fault in having a Peter Pan Syndrome. We're run by laws not psychology theories...

Thoughts? It's good that TNA has secured a video game deal. Rockstar has a pretty good resume in making kick ass video games I'd say...

apparently not.. and some people wonder why Americans are hated in other parts of the world... DO YOU HAVE NO SARCASM?! Geez...I guess I have no choice but to overload with smiles every time I say something... KKK's got to teach me how he brings the sarcasm without people actually misinterpreting him...

DO YOU HAVE NO CULTURAL SENSITIVITY!?!?!?

Quick and Dirty: Bush: God Bless America Dean: What can I say, that would top the stupidity of and alienate more people than whatever I last said? Clark: Did I say I liked chocolate? I meant vanilla! Maybe... Lieberman: Bush is great, but elect me please. Gephart: We need healthcare! Kerry: I served in Vietnam. Edwards: I'm so pretty. Kucinich: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the CRAZIEST LIBERAL~! of them all? Reverand Al: cameras. Mosely-Braun: Clearly the favorite That about covers it...

It could have been worse. They could have caught Saddam during Ramadan... BUT WHAT ABOUT CULTURAL SENSITIVITY!?!?! As for the completely assinine statement that the goal was not to kill as many people as possible, why didn't they destroy the statue of liberty? Or the washington monument? That would have gotten our attention. They wanted to make a statement true, but they wanted to kill as many people as possible in the process. To deny that is just denying the nature of our enemy.

Hmmm, I haven't seen this anywhere. Has anyone tried this? I have a couple tears on my cover and if I could get a new one for free that'd be pretty good.

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Just chalk up another one for one of the worst organizations in the country. If you care about animals, legit organizations like the SPCA http://www.spca.org/site/PageServer?pagena...me=SPCAhomepage and Humane Society http://www.hsus.org/ace/352 are the places worth giving your support to. Fuck PETA and their terrorist radical worthless existence.

OMG NEW YORK LIES~~~!!!!

It's the 9th circuit, legal precedent need not apply!

Diamond/Swinger vs. Dlo/Aj gets my vote. Exciting tag match with AJ busting out some of old moves...

I really liked tonights show! All the matches were decent to good. As for the finish to the main event, it suprised me! I don't get a lot of you people. For months: "When is CM Punk turning? He need to feud with Raven..." finally it happens and this is somehow a bad thing and oh, it's Jeff Jarrett's fault too...

INTERCEPTED E-MAIL FROM DON CALLIS TO ERIK WATTS Earlier today, NWATNA.com was made privy to an e-mail that TNA Management Consultant Don Callis sent to Director of Authority Erik Watts. Although we cannot reveal our sources, we can tell you that we believe this to be an authentic e-mail. While reading, keep in mind that according to our sources, it has not yet been determined whether or not this Wednesday's match between Sting and Jeff Jarrett will be for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship (regardless of what Callis says below). -----Original Message----- From: Don Callis [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 10:17 AM To: 'Watts, Erik' Subject: Tomorrow Night Erik, OK, so you were able to get the match between Sting and Jarrett on this week's card. Great, congratulations. You are a rock star. Go celebrate. Oh, by the way, this match will not - NOT - be for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. Not if I have anything to do with it. Who the hell do you think you are, anyway? You've been causing trouble around here for a little too long. You stick your nose into everyone's business, all in the name of "authority". You wear those stupid hats and those stupid shirts and you have horrible hair. Maybe you should take a look at me and realize that THIS is how a respectable authority figure is supposed to look. Well, I've pulled a few strings. I've talked to a few people. And I'm quite sure that the Sting/Jarrett match tomorrow night will NOT be for the title. How do you like that, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes? What are you going to do when you fly your boy Sting all the way to Nashville and he doesn't even get to fight for the strap? Eh, why do I even bother with an imbecile like you who prances around with a tramp like Red Riding Hood or whatever her name is. Oh, and if you so much as put your hands on me tomorrow night, you WILL hear from my lawyer - AGAIN. Don Callis, M.B.A. -- Don Callis TNA Management Consultant References Available

CAN WATTS MAKE IT FOR THE TITLE? STING vs. JEFF JARRETT In an effort to make NWA Champion Jeff Jarrett's life a living hell, NWA Director of Authority Erik Watts announced last week that the man they call STING would return this Wednesday to face Jarrett! Watts says it's for the title - Jarrett says no way is he defending the gold against Sting! Will Watts have the power to get it done, or will Jarrett get his way? Either way - Jarrett has to face Sting this Wednesday night! STEEL CAGE MATCH Raven and the Gathering vs. Abyss, Northcutt and Legend The trio of Abyss and the Redshirts have formed a human wall in Raven's attempts to claim his destiny - the NWA Championship. This Wednesday night, all parties involved will step foot into the giant NWA Steel Cage to settle the score. Raven made the challenge, and it was accepted by TNA Management Consultant Don Callis under two circumstances - if Raven wins, he gets his shot at the gold. If his team loses, his chance at the NWA Title goes out the door for good! X CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Champion Michael Shane vs. Low Ki This past week, Michael Shane made it past a bloody and battered Fallen Angel to retain his X gold, but coming up this Wednesday night is the man who is the rightful number one contender - Low Ki! With whispers of an Ultimate X2 growing louder, the X division members are going all-out to position themselves for a shot at the title! Will Low Ki finally defeat Michael Shane and take home the X championship this Wednesday? Tune in and find out! HOLIDAY WISHLIST MATCH AJ Styles and D'Lo Brown vs. Simon and Swinger This Wednesday night, Erik Watts presents a special "Holiday Wishlist" match between the team of AJ Styles and D'Lo Brown against former NWA Tag Team Champions Simon and Swinger! The concept is this - the superstar who scores the winning pinfall gets an early Christmas! Whoever wins the match gets to name their own match on a future broadcast! If AJ gets the win, could you imagine a rematch with Jarrett for the NWA Championship? Would D'Lo want a shot at the gold as well? Would Simon and Swinger demand another match for the tag team title? Tune in and find out! NASHVILLE STREET FIGHT America's Most Wanted vs. Glenn Gilberti and David Young America's Most Wanted waited months to get another shot at the tag team gold, only to have it vanish thanks to interference by Glenn Gilberti this past week. Now, hellbent on revenge and out for justice, AMW have demanded a street fight against Gilberti and David Young this Wednesday night - and NWA Director of Authority Erik Watts has granted it! X DIVISION MATCH Chris Sabin vs. The Fallen Angel Chaos erupted at the end of the X Championship match this past Wednesday as Chris Sabin and the Fallen Angel tried to annihilate each other! Michael Shane was able to escape with the X gold, but it now appears Daniels and Sabin will go to war over who gets to face the New Franchise member! This Wednesday night, two of the X Division's premiere superstars meet in Daniels and Sabin!

WAIT....SPIDERPOST IS A CHRISTIAN!?!?

I don't really give a damn! Civil unions are a fine compromise. Gives them something, without pissing off the people who consider "marriage" "sacred".

While I'm happy every TNA thread now isn't a "fuck Jarrett" thread, does every thread now have to be a fantasy booking thread? It's not relavent, at least consolidate it to one thread...

I would appreciate a PM too. Lord knows Im not ordering this show....

Best of NWA-TNA Title Matches Gauntlet for the Gold 6/19/02 Ron "The Truth" Killings vs Jeff Jarrett 11/20/02 Jeff Jarrett vs AJ Styles 2/19/03 Jeff Jarrett vs Raven 4/30/03 Jeff Jarrett vs AJ Styles 6/11/03 AJ Styles vs D-LO Brown 7/23/03 New Church vs America’s Most Wanted 1/8/03 America’s Most Wanted vs Triple X 1/22/03 Triple X vs Jerry Lynn & Amazing Red 4/16/03 Triple X vs AJ Styles & D-LO Brown 5/14/03 Triple X vs America’s Most Wanted (Steel Cage Match) 6/25/03 Bonus Footage: All three parts of the Mike Tenay exclusive sit-down interview with Sting Comments from AJ Styles, Jeff Jarrett and America's Most Wanted Best of The X Division AJ Styles vs Jerry Lynn vs Low Ki vs Psychosis 6/26/02 AJ Styles vs Jerry Lynn vs Low Ki (Triple Ladder Match) 10/02/02 Syxx Pac vs AJ Styles vs Kid Kash vs Jose Maximo vs Joel Maximo vs Ace Steel vs Tony Mamaluke (Ladder Match) 10/09/02 AJ Styles vs Jerry Lynn 11/06/02 Kid Kash vs Paul London 2/19/03 Kid Kash vs Amazing Red 3/5/03 Kid Kash vs Amazing Red 4/30/03 Flying Elvises vs AJ Styles, Jerry Lynn & Low Ki 6/19/02 Low Ki vs Kid Romeo vs Tony Mamaluke, vs Jerry Lynn vs Elix Skipper vs Christopher Daniels 7/10/02 Amazing Red vs Jimmy Yang 11/13/02 Amazing Red vs AJ Styles 12/11/03 Jerry Lynn vs Juventud Guerrera 2/26/03 Amazing Red & Jerry Lynn vs Jason Cross & Shark Boy vs Chris Sabin & Johnny Storm vs Triple X 4/9/03 Bonus Footage: The complete first-ever Ultimate X match featuring Michael Shane, Chris Sabin and Frankie Kazarian. Comments from AJ Styles, Jerry Lynn, Michael Shane, Chris Sabin and Frankie Kazarian Best Of Bloodiest Brawels Raven vs Sandman (Falls count anywhere) 2/12/03 Raven vs Sandman (Clockwork Orange House of Fun) 3/6/03 Raven vs AJ Styles (Hardcore Ladder) 3/19/03 New Church, Perry Saturn & Sandman vs Harris Brothers & Triple X (Sadistic Madness) 3/26/03 Harris Brothers vs New Church vs Sandman & New Jack (Armed Asylum) 4/9/03 AJ Styles & D-LO Brown impromptu battle inside a steel cage 6/25/03 Sandman vs New Jack (Finals Hard 10 Tournament) 7/2/03 Jerry Lynn vs. Justin Credible series from 7/2003 Wednesday Bloody Wednesday 10-man Cage Match 9/03/03 Raven & The Gathering vs. Shane Douglas and The New Church in the Clockwork Orange House of Fun 7/30/2003 Bonus Footage: The complete Raven vs. Shane Douglas "Hair vs. Hair" match and the bloody shaving/scalping afterwards Order 'em here: http://www.nwatna.com/merchandise/dvd/dvd.shtml

All the latest news from TNA's own Jeremy Borash... Greetings and happy holidays again. Your weekly intellectual car crash has returned with some insight into the goings on from the inside. There is a lot going on... so let's get to it. The big announcement Jeff Jarrett keeps referring to should not be taken lightly by anyone. If it is big enough to divide a locker room, I would guess this will have some huge implications. Prime Time Elix Skipper signed a two-year deal with TNA this week. Elix is one of the most athletically gifted performers in professional wrestling today. Look for some big things out of Prime Time in 2004 Bob Ryder revealed a side we've never seen before Wednesday night. A very large unruly fan got a little out of control and had to be removed from the building Wednesday night. He was able to fight off several people, until Bob “Shoot Fighter” Ryder stepped in an immediately took the very large individual down with one swoop. While Bob is one of the nicest guys in the wrestling business, he showed that he can beat some ass if he has to. The response to TNA On-Demand has been incredible. Fans all over the world are now able to see our show via high-speed internet on NWATNA.com. Our stats show that we are getting alot of repeat customers, which is a good thing. The brand new 2004 TNA Girl Calendar features a hot photo of Trinity and Goldylocks in thongs on the beach in California. Get this calendar and it could be the best year of your life. You can order the calendar for 12.95, or for just 20 bucks you can order the calendar autographed by all of the girls. It is time for part one of my annual year end awards.... these awards are randomly thrown out there and are just one ruggedly handsome man's opinions. Favorite Match: Raven vs. Jarrett takes the cake this year. Although Ultimate X and the AMW v XXX Cage Match are tied for a close second. More people were turned away from the asylum than were let in to witness this match live. It was a magical night, and one we could see repeated if Raven and the gathering are to win the 6-man Cage Match this Wednesday night, as Raven gets a shot at Jarrett if his team wins. Hottest TNA female: I've never revealed this in print before... but for years, my dream woman is has been an athletically gifted adrenaline junky who doesn't mind setting herself on fire and races jet skis. Luckily, she has arrived in TNA. What a year it has been for Trinity, and what a year 2004 is going to be. Best Tattoo: CM Punk's Pepsi logo and Chris Daniels' tattoos stand out. The crowd often chants Pepsi when Punk walks out, which is odd unto itself. Best Entrance: AJ Styles gets my vote here. I love his video wall and the crowd response he gets when he enters the asylum. Best at letting you know his IQ: Congratulations are in order to Raven, who couldn't advertise his impressive knowledge quotient more if he had it tattooed on his forehead. Second place goes to Sandman, who coincidentally has thrown out his number on occasion as well. While I have yet to take this test, my G.E.D. certificate and Sally Struther's VCR repair home correspondence degree speak for themselves. Strangest Hotel Room behavior: Konnan takes the award this year for his insistence on taking the lamp shades off every lamp in his hotel room. Strangely enough, Konnan's good friend Karate Kid star Ralph Macchio can only sleep in a hotel room when the mirrors are turned around and there is a slight drip in his bathroom sink. While I would call it more germ and who knows what other bodily fluid phobia than strange, Jeff Jarrett will immediately tear off any hotel room comforter that is made on his bed. I actually have to side with the champ on this one. Take a black light to any hotel room comforter and you very well could end up hurling on your in-room coffee maker. Most disturbing post show incident by a wrestler: In a truly shocking display, three weeks ago CM Punk and Christopher Daniels entered some boxer shorts hot tub contest at Hurricane's in Nashville. Daniel's won cash with his first place finish, and Punk decisively taking second place in a field of ten. It was nothing short of pure shenanigans. Most disturbing post show incident by a non-wrestler: In one of the most shocking things I have ever been witness to, A very disturbed 40-something year old guy was flashing several of the TNA gang in the club after the show Wednesday night, revealing that he was wearing a woman's G-string and got off on people seeing it. If that wasn't bad enough, he would give himself wedgies with nothing but a fist full of underwear and a smile on his face. It may have perhaps the most unusual thing I have ever witnessed since Teddy Hart. Upon seeing this spectacle, the young and impressionable Chris Sabin has been advised to seek counselling for witnessing such an event. We'll have part two of the year-end awards next week. Last night's benefit for Rick Santel at the TNA Asylum was a real success. TNA stars Jeff Jarrett, AMW, Gilbertti & Young, Don Harris, and several others were on hand to help raise money to cover his medical bills. Look for a new TNA PPV open and theme to kick off 2004 for TNA. Lots of big matches for this Wednesday night. It will be the big night for Erick Watts, as the Director of Authority has signed several big matchups... Chris Sabin vs. Christopher Daniels Raven and the Gathering vs. The Redshirts and Abyss (Steel Cage) Low Ki vs. Micheal Shane (X-Division Title) AJ Styles & D-Lo Brown vs. Simon & Swinger (Dream match - whoever gets the pinfall gets their pick of any championship match of their choice) AMW vs Gilbertti & David Young (Street Fight) Jeff Jarrett vs. Sting (Will the NWA World Title be on the line?) This will be a huge show, as we end 2004. That is all for this week! See you next time From the Inside! Jeremy Borash Oh no, with Hogan out indefinitely, could this be the return of Russo?

Has anyone actually gone to www.fauxnews.com? It's actually a parody of Fox news...well sort of, just a couple doctored book covers...

I don't believe it until one of the big 3 have it..."undisclosed source" from wrestleboard.com does not cut it...