Styles

Marx Brothers were the first that came to mind. Anyone who hasn't see at least their early movies doesn't know what they're missing. Monty Python too. God is that show funny...

He's like a "male" version of Yuna...

Think you could make your sig a little bigger?

Could you make your sig a little bigger?

My favorite parts was at the beginning when Gene proudly stated how Vince did what he does best, creates new stars, the part where the only reason WCW was succesful was because of all the WWF stars they signed away for guarenteed contracts, the portrayal of Bret Hart as a washed up after thought despite having his best year overall upcoming, and of course after mentioning that it was the year that Steve Austin began to rise as a star, that another even bigger star was rising named Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Please. Like they're in the same league. I will say it was lots of fun to see all the old footage and nostalgia but it was a total Vince Mcmahon revisionist history spin job...

Was I not informed of the giant magnet that was installed that attracts fucking morons to the TNA folder?

Worst I've ever seen was Tom Green. The only sketch I really liked was the 3 wise men getting pulled over. That's the type of topical, smart humor SNL used to be known for. I also found the one with all the Dems chilling to be decent. Everything else was pretty bad though. Its clear Sharpton is best when he's allowed to rant and rave impromptu, not under a script.

Is that a promise?

where are you?

Yeah, I guess it isn't as funny as this: http://free.freespeech.org/americanstatete...rism/index.html

My sweet Dean Hm, my Dean Hm, my Dean I really want to see you Really want to be with you Really want to see you Dean Win that primary, my Dean My sweet Dean Hm, my Dean Hm, my Dean I really want to know you Really want to go with you Really want to show you Dean That it won't take long, my Dean(Howard Dean) My sweet Dean(Howard Dean) Hm, my Dean(Howard Dean) My sweet Dean(Howard Dean) I really want to see you Really want to see you Really want to see you, Dean Really want to see you, Dean But it takes so long, my Dean(Howard Dean) My sweet Dean(Howard Dean) Hm, my Dean(Howard Dean) My, my, my Dean(Howard Dean) I really want to know you (Howard Dean) Really want to go with you (Howard Dean) Really want to show you Dean(Howard Dean) That it won't take long, my Dean(Howard Dean) Hmm (Howard Dean) My sweet Dean(Howard Dean) My, my, Dean(Howard Dean) Hm, my Dean(hare liberal) My, my, my Dean(hare liberal) Oh hm, my sweet Dean(liberal, liberal) Oh-uuh-uh (hare hare) Now, I really want to see you (hare nutcase) Really want to be with you (hare nutcase) Really want to see you Dean(nutcase) But it takes so long, my Dean(Howard Dean) Hm, my Dean(Howard Dean) My, my, my Dean(hare liberal) My sweet Dean(hare liberal) My sweet Dean(krishna liberal) My lord (hare hare) Hm, hm (redneck truckers) Hm, hm (gurur vishnu) Hm, hm (redneck truckers) Hm, hm (redneck truckers) My sweet Dean(redneck truckers) My sweet Dean(redneck truckers) My, my, my Dean(redneck truckers) My, my, my, my Dean(redneck truckers) My sweet Dean(hare rama) (Hare liberal) My sweet Dean(hare liberal) My sweet Dean(krishna liberal) My Dean(hare hare)

I'd say given their precedent's they'll have a graphic open the show, but won't mention it further...

Says the man that uses a wrestling flaming folder as his clubhouse...

Well if you piece together the many stories, WWE gave him a deal, but found out about his drug problems and dropped the offer, so he returned a little after to TNA where he had attitude problems/drug problems, so he never returned. This seems to confirm it. With each one I become less and less sympathetic...

A thread about Nathan Jones in the WWE folder turns into NWA-TNA bashing. Unbelievable...

That's actually very cool. Notice they got the F out though...

Austin won the Rumble in 97...

Folks, we did the joke already, it made a classic thread. Don't ruin it. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=72&t=33110

This has not been a good year for wrestling deaths...I guess his lifestyle caught up to him...

It's RACISM~! I say! The man's holding him down!

That sucks Dames. Is Direct TV an option?

This is very disappointing.

You're not offended!?! Then you must agree with it! RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On a serious note, read this thread http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=18&t=46113

Wait, John Kerry served in the military? In what capacity? Come, on. As long as this post has become a proverbial trash heap, no one wants to enlighten me, thus setting up the HILARIOUS punch-line? In almost every speech or sound bite he gives, he refers to the fact that he served in Vietnam. At first I didn't really believe it, but I've been paying some more attention and he appears to do it quite often. I believe he stresses it a lot because he's either the only, or one of a very few, Dem canidates who served in the military. WSJ's Best of the Web refers to him as "John Kerry, the haughty, French-looking Senator who, by the way, served in Vietnam..." I'm going to pretend you detected my sarcasm and didn't ruin it... WHAT!?! John Kerry served in Vietnam!?!/ GET THE HECK OUT OF TOWN!!! What...I'm like the only one who can't make the jokes around here....

Wait, John Kerry served in the military? In what capacity? Come, on. As long as this post has become a proverbial trash heap, no one wants to enlighten me, thus setting up the HILARIOUS punch-line?