Zakk Wylde is friggin' awesome, man. I once saw him play a 247 minute guitar solo. Swear to god, man. I timed it and everything. I was bangin' my head the whole time, too, dude. I've got some slight vision problems now and have a little trouble keeping my balance on the bus, but it was totally worth it. I'm willing to sacrifice myself to the ROCK GODS, man. Totally.
Yeah, this pop crap is all for sissies anyway. I know for a fact that every radio playing pop on my block stops whenever I rev up my hummer. My Rock Box don't stop for nothin', though, man. It keeps blasting that heavy shit no matter what.
