King Cucaracha

Am I the only person a little bothered by this? Well, Angle wasn't 'shooting' on Joe. He did an interview in a British magazine and pretty much said they wanted everyone to suspend disbelief (like anything in wrestling, I guess) and that they resolved to just go for it. So long as both guys are happy working 'stiff', I don't see as it's a problem.

Can I get a volunteer to post this on the Monday? I might be able to do it but I can't guarantee 100% and if I can't guarantee, I don't want people to be sitting around without a show assembled and posted? So, anyone?

COLE Alright, standing by is Tony Schiavone and he's with The Enterprise! Tony, take it away... Backstage we go to the OAOAST's Update Center, which looks strangely like the desk ringside back when NWA was on the TBS Super Station. Go figure, because Tony Schiavone is standing behind the desk, microphone in hand and ready to go. SCHIAVONE Well, Christmas has come and gone and now we are all looking ahead to the New Year, more so than usual this year with the New Year's Spectacular, Mainframe Monday, live from Daytona Beach on New Year's Day! And my guests at this time have plenty of vested interest in Mainframe Monday, Theodore Moneymaker and his Enterprise. From the left side of the screen, the five members of The Enterprise walk in. Moneymaker leads the way, standing himself next to Schiavone and adjusting his smoking jacket with a big smile on his face. Mackenzie and The Beverly Hills Blonds, who are dressed in their pastel blue suits, plus Christian Wright clad in the red polyester jacket of much expence follow. Christian drops his briefcase on the desk as The Enterprise assemble themselves in shot. All of them seem to be sporting new ROLEX WATCHES, presumably Christmas present from the leader himself. SCHIAVONE Gentlemen, the World Tag Team Championship will be the focus of your attention at Mainframe Monday. And all four of you will be entered into the match, be it a Battle Royal, Triple Chance Battle Royal or Tag Team Turmoil, which begs the question, what is the gameplan? MONEYMAKER What is the gameplan? The gameplan, little man, is to come away with those OAOAST World Tag Team Championships in our possession. And that's EXACTLY what's gonna happen on New Year's Day. You see Tony Schiavone, those poor peasants out there in TV land might be exciting about the thought of finally having some power in their miserable lives, assuming they're running the show this New Year. But no amount of votes is going to change the outcome. The destination of those World Tag Team Championships is determined by one thing and one thing alone. Cold, hard, cash! Ned starts to applaud, showing off his gleaming 'HUSTLER' cufflinks, Simon nodding his head in agreement beside him. MONEYMAKER It's no coincidence that out of six teams competing for those belts, you've got two respresenting The Enterprise. It didn't take much convincing the powers that be that myself and Christian should be involved. Our record since he joined the fold speaks for itself. But, I'll be honest, for some reason the 'higher ups' were a little less co-operative about The Beverly Hills Blonds' inclusion. SCHIAVONE Well that may be because they were scheduled to face Los Diablos, until Ned's 'groin injury' popped up. BLANCHARD And that's the only thing that's 'popped up' since then, so I suggest you drop the suspicious tone in your voice. You're looking at a wounded man here. I couldn't even defend myself last week against those depraved deportees, you saw it! And to make matters worse, their 'antics' caused me to suffer a relapse of my injury last week. (grimaces) A lesser man would be in traction right now. It's all I can do to pull this suit on in the morning. Infact, were it not so exclusively and finely tailored, I might not even be here tonight. I have but one person to thank for being here though. And that's you Teddy. The 'humbled' Theodore Moneymaker turns to Ned and places a comforting arm on his shoulders. BLANCHARD This man has generously funded, out of his own pocket no less, my recouperation efforts. And this week, I was whisked away to the warm waters of Vero Beach, where the finest physical therapists known to man have attended to my injury. Night and day those ladies worked on The Handsome Hustler. And thank the Lord we made progress. Unfortunately, I'm still not in the kind of shape to pull double duty on New Year's Day... SINGLETON Depending on how the after-party goes, of course. BLANCHARD ...but I'm confident I can do myself justice in the Tag Team Title Match. SCHIAVONE I'm sure your fans will be glad to hear it's not a 'serious' injury. The sarcasm in Tony's voice earns him some sharp looks. MONEYMAKER Are you a doctor? SCHIAVONE Well, no, it's just tha... MONEYMAKER Are you a doctor!? SCHIAVONE No I'm not... MONEYMAKER Then keep those lips buttoned little man. If I want a second opinion, I'll pay for one from a trained professional! Not some glorified quote-un-quote 'journalist'! You don't know just how serious the injury is. But I'll tell ya this, Ned Blanchard is a man. A real man. A man who will fight through the pain barrier for all those nine to five, nickel n' dimers out there who'll throw down their measly wages on this New Year's show. And don't you worry about Los Diablos. They're taken care of. It won't be at The Beverly Hills Blonds' hands, sadly, but they WILL get what's coming to them! All five members of The Enterprise nod in agreement. MONEYMAKER And it's going to be a triple celebration for The Enterprise. Not only are these men going to bask in the wealth of Theodore Moneymaker and the most lavish New Year's Party my money can buy... not only are we gonna bask in the knowledge that Los Diablos are finally dealt with... but we are also going to bask in the glory of those OAOAST World Tag Team Championships little man! Whether it's myself and my Financial Analyst Christian Wright... Wright pats the briefcase and nods, Ned patting his stable-mate on the back. MONEYMAKER ...or whether it's The Beverly Hills Blonds walking away with their fourth World Tag Team Title. It doesn't matter either way. You're looking at four men destined for greatness. One way or another, The Enterprise will walk away with those World Tag Team Titles. And Schiavone, you can take THAT to the bank! MWUAHAHAHAHA!! And on that note, the note of Theodore Moneymaker's low voice cackling away, The Enterprise walk away with self-congratulation high on the agenda. Tony Schiavone just watches on shaking his head at the arrogance of the fivesome. SCHIAVONE The Enterprise in high spirits! Let's go back to ringside.

JOSH MATTHEWS Hey, Josh Matthews here and we are all looking forward to OAOAST New Year's Spectacular, this year subtitled Mainframe Monday. You the fans get to vote for what you want to see on New Year's Day, including what type of match six teams will compete in over the OAOAST World Tag Team Championships. And at the time I want to bring in one of those teams, Rescue 911. Straight from the OAOAST First Responders Unit, EMT Tim Cash and Officer Tango Bosley appear with beaming smiles on their faces. The two nice guys stand either side of Josh, smiling away in the contentment of a law abiding life. MATTHEWS Guys, this is a big opportunity for you, challenging for the World Tag Team Titles for the first time. You must be excited. EMT TIM That's right Mr. Matthews. You know, when we debuted here in the OAOAST, we came up against the current World Tag Team Champions The Sooner Bruisers and they gave us the fight of our lives. But we've come a long way since then. We took the punishment they handed out on that night and we, like any good rookie, learnt from it. We took great experience from being in the ring with excellent athletes like Frank and Uber Bruiser. And now, we hope we can compete with those great athletes on New Year's Day. OFFICER BOSLEY You know, that's right Tim. It's an honour for Rescue 911 to be in this match at Mainframe Monday, to be competing with the finest teams in the OAOAST. And it's all down to the fans. The fans who've supported myself and Tim, giving us the courage and the fortitude to compete week in and week out. You great fans have spurred us on to better ourselves since our debut and I'm sure they'll be spurring us on in Daytona Beach, towards those OAOAST World Tag Team Titles. And we hope we can do you all justice with our performance. MATTHEWS Now, obviously we're in the midst of the Holiday Season. How have you been celebrating this year? OFFICER BOSLEY Well, the Holiday Season has been a busy one down at the OAOAST First Responders Unit. We live by three basic principals: Serve the public's trust, protect the innocent, and uphold the law. And we live by our principals all year round. Especially in the Season of Good Will. EMT TIM This year I've been on duty with some of the great medical professionals around America, keeping an eye out for the good people of the world this year for whom Christmas isn't quite so Merry. Those guys and girls do such great work and I'd like to take this time to wish them all a safe and happy New Year. OFFICER BOSLEY Also, myself and my tag team partner here have been privledged enough to be able to help out at a number of soup kitchens around the great province of Alberta on behalf of the OAOAST, handing out food and clothing, plus lending an understanding ear, to those less fortunate. EMT TIM It's rewarding to give something back at this time of year Mr. Matthews, especially when you're lucky enough to have such a comfortable life and good health, like we both thankfully do. Now, we want to give something to all our great fans out there this coming Monday night and that's Rescue 911 as the World Tag Team Champions. So we can truly represent the OAOAST, to do as much good as possible. So, keep voting and hopefully, with your support, we can walk out with the Tag Team Titles and start 2007 in a great way. OFFICER BOSLEY And to all you kids out there watching: stay safe and Happy Holidays! The two nice-guys walk off, still smiling away, as we go back to ringside... COACH Ugh. I feel ill. COLE Why!? COACH Those two are like a fat guy's pancakes- too much syrup. COLE I think those were some refreshingly down to earth sentiments, Coach. A rarity in professional wrestling. And I think Rescue 911 should be commended for being genuinely giving, generous people. COACH Oh, sure. That'd be great, if they were running for a Nobel Peace Prize or a Humanitas Award or something. That'll never win them the Tag Team Titles though.

Cut to the interview stage(~!) and the incomporable Mene Gene Okerlund, standing by. OKERLUND Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time... with their manager JADE RODEZ, they are D*LUX!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" As "First To Believe" thumps through the arena, out come D*LUX. "Tremendous" Tyler and "Showtime" Shayne lead the way up the steps to the interview stage, with Jade cutting a rather forlorn figure behind them. The trio get a warm reception from the fans around the interview stage and they acknowledge it, despite clearly not being in the best of moods. OKERLUND Jade, gentlemen, thank you for joining me out here... during what has to be considered a challenging time. Right now, you're going through argueable the toughest period of your young career as a team. No longer HI-YAH Tag Team Champion, nor the Number One Contenders after last week. You've come through tough times in the past, can you do so once again with the weight of so many challenges on your shoulders? JADE It has been tough recently Gene. PRL and Popick tricked us and took our titles. The Lightning Crew are all after us. And the only team we thought we could rely on to help us can't help holding a grudge. To be honest, I'm... not all that sure what to do. At times like this, I'd turn to my brother, but... Jade hangs her head a little, audibly sighing to herself. JADE ...he's still at home recovering from his neck injury. I talk to him about stuff over e-mail and text messages.I instant message him all the time and I'm on his friends list on MySpace. But it's not the same as him being here, ya know, whenever I need some advice to just go down the hall or whatever and talk to him. Which is why the other day I looked at myself in the mirror, I looked and I looked... and then Melody Nerdly showed up and slapped me upside the head and told me to snap out of it. Or, words to that effect. OKERLUND She slapped you!? JADE Yeah. She's got issues. But, the point is, she was right. I can't rely on my brother to help me out all the time. It's time for me to stand on my own two feet and I guess Leon's injury is the excuse to start trying. I've got to sort this out myself, along with Tyler and Shayne of course. The boybanders both nod in agreement. JADE Sooner or later, we're going to get our belts back, for the third time. We're not the Number One Contenders, but we'll be watching very closely when Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly cash in on their title shot. And if PRL and Popick or Heat and Fly think we're done with those belts, then they're, like, totally wrong. OKERLUND Well, of more immediate concern is your match at New Year's Spectacular with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall. It'll be either a Tag Team Tables Match, a Tag Team Steel Cage Match or a Latino Thug Street Fight. Whatever way the vote goes, you'll be up against the two biggest members of the Lightning Crew, but do you have a preference over which match you'll compete in? JADE Not really. We've got a gameplan ready for each match, so whatever the fans vote for we'll be ready for. Boricua and Wall are the biggest team in terms of weight and height and all that we've ever had to wrestle so obviously we're going to be under a little bit of a disadvantage from the start. They like to throw people around. A couple of bullies. But if they think D*LUX are gonna be afraid, they're wrong. The bigger they are, the harder they fall, right? OKERLUND I believe that's the saying, yes. JADE Then that's what's gonna happen. Nobody's going to give us a hope, but nobody gave us a hope against Christian Wright and Bohemoth. Nobody gave us a hope against The Beverly Hills Blonds. Nobody gave us a hope against The Global Party Exchange. But these guys fought the odds and came out on top those times, so New Year's Day, they're going to try and do the same. Tyler will be Tremendous, it'll be Showtime for Shayne and together, we are going to be better than standard, we'll be above average, infact, they'll be D*LUX!! TYLER YEAH-UH!!! Tyler signs off on the interview and "First To Believe" hits, as the trio head back to whence they came. COLE Jade Rodez and D*LUX with a statement of intent here tonight. And hey, Jade Rodez is on MySpace! COACH MySpace? Lame! COLE *pouts*

Oh shit, yes! Gabe on WOL said that he has no plans to use Sweeney as a wrestler for now, but probably will in the second half of 2007. I'm just about the biggest Sweeney mark going, but that's probably a very sound decision. Give him the microphone and be a mouthpiece for Hero (not that Hero's desperate for one) and he'll get over big in no time. Where-as sticking him straight in as a wrestler, as much as he's improved in the past year or two, and expecting him to replace Claudio might backfire on them. Man, I never thought I'd see Sweeney in ROH. Fantastic. This probably isn't the place, but is there any reason why ROH uses so few of the Pro Wrestling Guerrila regulars? Aside from Davey Richards, I can't think of any PWG 'originals' they book. And two that they did, Steen and Generico, never got long runs. Is there animosity between the two companies or something?

Okay, PMs should have been sent out to everyone. Anyone who hasn't got a PM, let me know ASAP. Thanks to those who voted.

I understand the Rumble is meant to elevate someone, but it's still WAY too early to gamble on Punk winning it. And this is coming from a giant Punk mark. Look back on the list of winners on page 1. They've, rightly, never given a rookie like Punk the win. The closest was Brock, but he'd been booked as a threat to the belt for almost a half a year beforehand. You can't just have someone win the Rumble and say 'hey, instant mega-star'. It doesn't work like that. The best use of the Rumble is to take someone on the cusp of the main event and give them their big win. Punk isn't on the cusp yet. Maybe next year, not now. Who's on the cusp? Kennedy. Finlay. Umaga. That's about it.

Good, i am glad. TWC had a really piss poor presentation of the product. They had ad breaks every 15 minutes on TV shows and on PPVs. It was really fucking annoying. Hopefully, Bravo do a better job. I was watching TNA of Bravo yesterday (they already had some sort of deal, where they show footage from old PPVs, although I don't know the specifics) and they have ad breaks as well. So, I'm not sure there'll be too much of a difference. Bravo's a higher profile channel, that's the main difference. Plus, TWC might show some more new material instead of TNA PPV re-runs all the time (although they're trying to become a wrestling/MMA channel now, so it'll probably be more MMA stuff).

Cornette was probably more appalled at the idea of it, rather than the actual event.

At the risk of being a Scrooge, it's a pity they didn't offer the sale before Christmas so I could have ordered some more (I've got Ring Of Homicide and Final Battle '05 to come). Here's hoping for some money so I can order before it ends.

I actually wrote the 8-Man. Basketball is the one U.S sport I can tolerate, see. Anyway, another in a run of good shows. Hopefully it doesn't drop off too bad next week. The interaction with PRL seemed very real, kinda a side we haven't seen of him. Some nice segments with him. Bruce's match and promo were typically good as well, Wolfstein's being built up well and I was pleased to see his match wasn't a squash. Hooliganda is always welcome. As was the return of PFL. As a Kings Of Wrestling mark, I'd like to see some more of Wrestling Royalty. And of course, not forgetting Conquistadors/H.Rockers. Great commentary from BHB and a very disturbing visual to end. Just what we need more of.

Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew vs. Team Funky Chicken Plus promos from... - The Enterprise - Rescue 911 - D*LUX - Bohemoth

Oh shit, yes!

Oh, I understand he's bad. I'm just surprised that you're surprised WWE calls up people so bad anymore. If the gimmick is 'right', the person who carries it out is just an afterthought.

Finlay is the only guy who can put together a match with Batista I'd be interested in watching at a WrestleMania. (Except maybe Benoit.) The match they had on Smackdown a couple of weeks ago was surprisingly good and given the chance they could do something better on a big stage. Plus, Finlay proved at the Armageddon press conference he's capable of being a main event player, at least on Smackdown.

Non-Title Match Bohemoth vs. Alfdogg HI-YAH Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Match D*LUX vs. Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat Plus, Landon Maddix gon' talk about Mainframe Monday and he suggests you all do the same!

A piano plays a melody, causing the crowd to cheer. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. "COME ON!" *BOOM~!* Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The crowd cheers loudly. Colombian Heat dances his way out through the curtains. Heat raises his hands, acknowledging the fans. Colombian Heat points to both sides of the entrance, asking if they 'wanna see it'. And they do, so the doors part and Stacey Robertson follows her man out. Heat smiles at Stacey and pecks her on the cheek before walking to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, to determine the Number One Contenders to the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship! Introducing team number one. First, accompanied to the ring by his girlfriend and manager, Stacey Robinson! Originally from Bogotá, Colombia but now residing in Miami, Florida. Weighing in at one hundred, eighty pounds... CCOOOOOLLLOOOOMMMBBIIIIIAAAAANN HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE This has been brewing for a while, Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly taking on D*LUX to determine who gets the next shot at the HI-YAH Tag Champions, PRL and Stephen Joseph Popick. This stems back to a more innocent time, when we believed PRL and Popick were on the level and lured in then champions D*LUX. Now, Heat and Fly tried to warn D*LUX back then not to trust them but D*LUX didn't heed their advice and ended up paying the price. But on top of that, they also attacked Heat and Fly a few weeks back. COACH All part of the plan of course. COLE Right. And although Heat and Fly 'saved' D*LUX from a beatdown back at November Reign, they made it very clear that they didn't do it for them and all was not forgiven. So, we come to tonight as these two teams go two on two for the first time. Colombian Heat gets off the second turnbuckle, and points to the entrance. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull dies down. The lights go down in the arena again. Two spotlights shine on the entrance. After five seconds... *BOOM~!* Spanish Fly shoots out from underneath the entrance stage with pyro behind him. Spanish Fly raises his right hand in the air causing the crowd to cheer. "Krokodilamadurinn" by Quarashi starts playing as Spanish Fly points to both sides of the arena and then walks to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way. BUFFER And his partner. Originally from Tijuana, Mexico but now residing in San Diego, California. Standing 4’11" and weighing in at one hundred and seventy five pounds... SSSPPAAAAAAAAAANNIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHHH... FFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Spanish Fly, throws his trademark visor into the crowd as he jogs down the aisle, up the steps and into the ring. A high-five is exchanged between the partners before Fly scales the turnbuckles and fires up the crowd. Fly then leaps from the ropes and takes his position as Colombian Heat brandishes a microphone. HEAT NOW, if all ya'll are ready to see dem boyband suckers get beat down like suckaaaas... and ya'll wanna see me 'n mah boi, Spanish Fly, make dem all'z feel the Heat, then make some noise UP IN THIS-- "BI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH~!" The crowd cheers along with the catchphrase. But, noteably, there are some boos mixed in with the cheers and Heat gets rid of the mic.. COLE Looks like we've got a bit of a crowd split. Obviously plenty of D*LUX fans in the audience. COACH Or some grammar scholars. What the hell does 'all'z' mean? "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" That intro to A1's "First To Believe", can only mean one thing. Well, two if you count the unimpressed look from the opposition in the ring at the choice of song. The other is D*LUX's entrance. Jade Rodez is first to emerge, her team gathering around her, "Showtime" Shayne Brave and "Tremendous" Tyler Bryant hitting a triumphant pose on either side of their manager, decked out in all purple denim. Jade and her team soak up the energy of the crowd before Jade points the way on to the ring. And Shayne and Tyler do just that, as Fly and Heat beckon them on. BUFFER And, introducing the opponents. Accompanied to the ring by their manager, Jade Rodez! At a total combined weight of three hundred and eighty eight pounds... the two-time former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... the team of "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE... they are D*LLLLLUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE The former champions who last week won their rematch, but only via disqualification thanks to interference from Mr. Boricua. And D*LUX are pencilled in to compete on New Year's Day at Mainframe Monday, taking on Boricua and Cuban Wall in one of three matches; a Tag Team Tables Match, a Steel Cage Match or a Latino Thug Street Fight. COACH Either way, they're going to get squashed like bugs, just like last week. COLE And that's an interesting point. Will D*LUX be 100% tonight after the beating put upon them one week ago? COACH Of course not. When The Lightning Crew do a beatdown, they make it stick. D*LUX walk to the ring as usual. But as the trash talk coming their way from the ring intensifies, their walk begins to pick up speed, D*LUX not about to back down from the fight as they rush the ring and instantly start to slug it out with Heat and Fly! *DINGDINGDING!* Uncharacteristic for these two teams, it's an all out brawl from the bell. Heat and Tyler, Fly and Shayne, battling it out in mid ring as the crowd go wild. Not for one particular team, but for the action they're providing as they battle it out. COLE 100% or not, D*LUX are here to fight! COACH Not for long though. Heat and Fly know as well as anyone D*LUX are still hurting from last week and they're going to give them no reprieve what-so-ever tonight. Heat ends up getting the better of Tyler and pitches him to the floor, before jumping Shayne from behind to help out Spanish Fly. Fly and Heat then team up with a double irish whip, shooting Shayne off into the ropes. He manages to hook the rope and come to a stop though, prompting Fly to run at him. But Shayne ducks his head, backdropping Fly over the top... ...AND ONTO TYLER!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE Woah! Shayne Brave certainly didn't intend that. No time for Shayne to mourn over that though, as here comes Colombian Heat. Heat swings with a clothesline but Shayne runs right underneath it, hitting the ropes himself and knocking Heat down on the rebound with a big Flying Clothesline! Fired up, Shayne then plays to the crowd before actually encouraging Heat to get back to his feet. As he does so, off the ropes goes Shayne again. He forgets all about Spanish Fly though, who is just climbing onto the apron. Shayne ends up bumping into Fly, who falls off the apron... ...and right into the arms of Tyler Bryant, who CATCHES Fly, turns 180... *THUD!* ...and hotshots him on the ring apron! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE This time Tyler was ready and Spanish Fly pays for it. COACH Good job he's happy wearing masks. He might need one after that, to cover his face. More so than before. Back in the ring meanwhile, Shayne has stumbled forward and into a right hand from Colombian Heat. Another right connects. And another. Heat turns to the crowd with "Showtime" reeling and does the DANCE~!, giving Brave a little Shake, Rattle and Roll action as he lands a final big punch to knock him down! Colombian Heat then backs off the ropes and does the SHIMMY~!, dropping the Shaky Leg Kneedrop and hooking the leg for the cover... 1... 2... Tyler breaks the fall up. COLE Well, I was going to say that the referee has lost all control, but I'm not sure he had it in the first place. This is just a brawl here! COACH The nice guys explode, I love it! Tyler gives Heat a taste of his own medicine with a series of quick jabs as he reaches his feet. A boot then doubles Heat up, setting him up for an irish whip... NO, reversed. Tyler hits the ropes and on the rebound Heat scoops him up... and over. Tyler lands on his feet behind the Colombian, spinning him around and scooping him up... and over, [i]Heat[/i] landing behind [i]Tyler[/i] now. Grabbing the arm and head, Heat looks for the Bong Hit, but an elbow to the gut breaks that up. Another elbow fends Heat off and Tyler hits the ropes, charging back... and getting cut off with a beautiful Standing Dropkick!! COLE Amazing agility there! Concerned about his boyband good looks, Tyler checks all his facial features are intact. Heat has no such concerns though and he boots Tyler down, then makes the pin... 1... 2... Kickout. Heat grabs a side headlock on Tyler to keep him in close control. It doesn't last long though, as Tyler pushes him off into the ropes. Back comes Heat with a shoulder block, managing to knock Tyler down. Cover... 1... 2... Kickout, Tyler pushing Heat off to his feet. COLE Pace is picking up here, as you'd expect from these two teams. Heat hits the ropes again, but this time Tyler leapfrogs over the top. Back bounces Heat again, caught by surprise as from out of nowhere Shayne Brave runs in with a forearm strike. Wobbling, Heat falls into the ropes while D*LUX regroup, before combining to send Heat for the ride with a double irish whip. A double clothesline is thrown, but Heat ducks underneath, continuing off the ropes and looking for a double clothesline of his own. A combined set of ducks and trailing knees leave him doubled over in pain though and prone for a D*LUX double team. Tyler hits a kick to the back, followed up with a kick from the front by Shayne, leaving Heat on his knees as D*LUX both take a quick step back... *SMACK!* *SMACK!* ...and CRUSH Heat's head with stereo basement dropkicks!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE New Kicks On The Block! COACH Well, at least there's one person in the arena who'll still appreciate that reference, eh Mikey? You're of the right age and musical taste. COLE Don't hate. As Heat stares vacantly into the distance, Tyler pulls him down by the basketball jersey and makes the pin... 1... Shayne keeping guard... 2... No! Despite the kickout, Stacey Robertson is worried and she tries to get the crowd in her man's corner, leading the chants of "HEAT!", "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" D*LUX set up another double-team, referee Nick Patrick apparantly happy to let things go still without any of those pesky tags and rules. Another double whip sends Heat off the ropes, D*LUX trying again for a double clothesline. Underneath goes Heat again though and he drops and rolls, getting out of the way as Spanish Fly suddenly SOARS into view, springboarding off the top and landing a Springboard Dropkick, one foot for each boybander!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Spanish Fly is so explosive! He can come from out of nowhere and catch you totally by surprise because of that amazing speed and agility! COACH And the fact he's so short. COLE What!? COACH Well, you can't see him coming because he's about a foot under your line of vision. COLE Would you stop! Quickly evening the odds, Fly sends Shayne Brave out of the ring. Over rushes Jade to check on "Showtime", while Fly targets "Tremendous" Tyler, running the ropes and wiping him out with a crossbody block... 1... 2... No! Both men are quickly back up but quickest is Spanish Fly still, weaving underneath Tyler's lunging arms and springboarding up to the middle rope, flying back with a Quebrada Press that wipes Bryant out and leaves him down for the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Fly whips the crowd into a frenzy as he sets Tyler up yet once more. Shooting at Tyler legs first, Fly feeds himself into a wheelbarrow position. Pushing off the canvas, the little luchadore then arches back up for the Rube Goldberg Bulldog... ...NO, COUNTERED, Tyler bouncing Fly on the back of his head with a back suplex!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH That'll cut any flying off in a hurry. As Fly settles holding his neck, Tyler crawls on top for the cover... 1... 2... But Colombian Heat interrupts the count! "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" "D - LUX!" Now it's Jade's turn to play cheerleader, drawing a scowl from Stacey. In the ring it's Heat and Tyler going toe to toe. Heat gets the better of the exchange of right hands and goes to the gut with a knee, before firing off a couple more rights. An irish whip then follows, Tyler bouncing off the ropes and right back into a Leg Lariat attack from Colombian Heat! Down he goes, as Heat turns to the fans and yells out a mighty "WHERE THE HOOD AT"? COLE We're about to see a little bit of Rolling Thunder, I think. Heat backs off the ropes and rolls... ...but the Thunder is cut off, as Shayne Brave slides back in and dropkicks Heat on his way back up!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Heat rolled right into that one, literally! Shayne dives on top with the cover... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Shayne now helps Tyler back to his feet and the tag team specialists are ready to do what they do best, which isn't sing by the way. It's tag team manouveres. COLE PRL and Popick are watching on somewhere and I'm sure they're happy with how this is going. When the number one contendership will be cashed in isn't clear, but either way, these two teams are doing the Champions' bidding for them right now. They're pushing each other to their limits, just to get a shot at PRL and Popick who are sitting with their feet up right now no doubt. D*LUX go downstairs on Heat with a double elbow. Grabbing an arm and a leg each, Shayne and Tyler then lift Heat up and bring him down across the knees with the double gutbuster! COLE The Cowell Movement! Before either man can make a cover, Spanish Fly launches in with a Front Dropkick, taking out Shayne Brave. Tyler Bryant reacts quickly though and clotheslines the masked man down, before finally capitalising on Heat with the cover... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! Only a two, which gives Stacey Robertson a little hope, pounding the apron and encouraging Heat to get back up. COACH Wow, look at her, huh? COLE That's the first time you've looked up from that laptop all match. You must be smitten. COACH I googled her and didn't find anything, so you take what you can. COLE How very disturbing. Deciding to pursue Spanish Fly, Tyler runs the ropes and throws a Yakuza Kick at the masked Mexican. Fly doesn't have too far south to go to duck it though, which he does, schoolboying Tyler over... 1... 2... NO!! Scrambling back up, Tyler manages to trap Fly in a front facelock. After a quick crank of the hold he then hooks Fly up for a suplex, hooking the tights and taking him up and over. All the way over, as Fly lands on his feet behind Tyler. A quick back elbow leaves Fly dazed though, falling to one knee as Tyler spins around... *SMACK!* ...AND LANDS A SHINING ENZIGURI!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh, my! COACH Knockout city! Fly is OUT! Out indeed, Fly slumping over himself and to the canvas. Tyler cradles the head and the leg and turns Fly over, into the pinning predicament as Patrick slides over... 1... 2... 3- NO!! SAVE BY COLOMBIAN HEAT!! COACH What a cheat. Heat pleads some innocence with the referee, but that doesn't seem to be enough for Jade Rodez, who starts to complain to the referee. That doesn't sit well with Stacey though and she marches around the ring, pushing Jade in the shoulder and pointing a finger in her face! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OOOOHHH YEESSS!! COLE Jade and Stacey squaring off! Get ready for the fur to fly! "CAT - FIGHT!" "CAT - FIGHT!" "CAT - FIGHT!" "CAT - FIGHT!" The two proud females argue on the outside and seeing this, Colombian Heat ducks out of the ring motioning for Jade to 'get outta mah girl's grill'. Jade continues to plead her case though, as here comes Shayne Brave. Leaping off his feet, "Showtime" Shayne drills Heat with a dropkick... ...and Heat's foot gets caught on the middle rope as he stumbles from the apron... ...RIGHT INTO STACEY ROBERTSON!!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OH NO! COLE Oh my! Colombian Heat just fell right out onto his girlfriend on the floor! And I think he might have hit his head on the concrete when he landed... COACH Who cares about him!? Is Stacey okay!? Both Heat and Stacey end up KOed on the arena floor as a hush seems to descend on at least some of the crowd. Jade, having just got out of harm's way, looks on in shock as Shayne Brave also seems shocked at what just happened, certainly not his intention to hurt an innocent bystander. Having not seen what happened, Tyler pulls Shayne away though to get back to the match and to Spanish Fly. COLE This doesn't look good. If you can hear me in the back, we need some help out here for Stacey... COACH Don't worry, here comes the help! Pan to the entrance way, as out jogs a very concerned looking... ...VITAMIN X!?! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Vitamin X!? What the hell is [i]he[/i] doing out here!? COACH Helping Stacey, what does it look like!? As he approaches the ring, X drops to his knees and brushes the hair out of Stacey's eyes, checking to see if she's conscious. He sees oddly familiar with signs of consciousness in females flat on their back, but let's not go [i]there[/i]. In any event, X sees that Stacey needs help and quickly scoops her motionless body off the concrete, cradling her in his arms as he heads for the back!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH *applauds* What a gentlemen! COLE Gentleman!? He's taking Colombian Heat's girlfriend... well, he's... where IS he taking her!? COACH To get medical assistance! COLE God I sure hope so. Wherever Vitamin X is going, he's going there pretty quickly. Back at ringside meanwhile, Colombian Heat has come to his senses and looks around trying to find where Stacey ended up to check on her. He looks up just as X disappears through the sliding doors with Stacey in his arms. And without a second though to the contrary, the groggy Heat abandons the match and goes after his girlfriend! COLE Wait a minute... Heat is leaving! COACH Ha, poor Spanish Fly. He's been abandoned. I don't blame Heat one bit, but still. COLE Well Heat is out of here and it looks bad for Spanish Fly now. This is now a two on one match, which could very well become a glorified handicap match! D*LUX aren't going to cry over spilt milk. If Colombian Heat wants to leave, so be it. They've got Spanish Fly to worry about still as they shoot him off into the ropes, sweeping the masked man over with a Double Hiptoss! Tyler and Shayne then give the signal that it's over, as "Showtime" Shayne heads to the top rope. Tyler meanwhile turns Fly over onto his front, stepping over and trying to lock him in the lucha-libre inspired 'pendulum'. However, Fly fights his arms away and manages to roll onto his back, getting his feet up into the gut and pushing Tyler off into the ropes... ...WHICH IN TURN CROTCHES SHAYNE BRAVE ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Shayne ends up bent-double on the top, as Tyler tries to apologise to his partner. Remembering there's a match to get on with, Tyler then turns around, but gets dropkicked down by Fly! COLE Fly needs to capitalise now if he stands any chance of pulling the victory out! He's got one man incapacitated and the other man down. He has to strike and strike now! Hopping over Tyler, Fly quickly scales the ropes in front of Shayne and takes a moment to steady himself up top. Taking a look back to check his ring positioning, Fly then leaps up, snaring Shayne around the head and bringing him off the top with a Super Hurricanrana... ...RIGHT DOWN ON TOP OF "TREMENDOUS" TYLER!!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE TWO FOR ONE! D*LUX ARE DOWN! COACH You're joking... Having landed on his feet, back up top goes Spanish Fly in one swift movement... ...MOOOOOOOOOONSAULT!!! COLE HE GOT HIM... 1... 2... 3!!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE ...HE GOT HIM! UNBELIEVABLE!! *DINGDINGDING!* "Krokodilamadurinn" hits and Spanish Fly can barely believe it, Shayne Brave's last lunge coming seconds too late! Fly quickly scuttles out of the ring and leaps onto the barricade, into the arms of some of the front row fans as Jade and D*LUX are left in despair. BUFFER Your winners of the match and the number one contenders to the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championship... COLOMBIAN HEAT and SPAAAANNIIIISSSHHHH FFFFFLLLLLLYYYYYY!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Fly finally pulls himself away from the fans and goes back up the aisle tagging hands, leaving D*LUX behind, a very Un-Merry Christmas for them. COLE Despite two on one odds at the end, Spanish Fly, with a little bit of luck and some quick thinking, picks up the victory for his team! And he and Colombian Heat, they will therefore get the shot at PRL and Stephen Joseph Popick's HI-YAH Tag Team Titles! COACH I don't see why that should happen now. Fly won the match solo, it should be PRL and Popick versus Spanish Fly for the titles. To hell with Colombian Heat. COLE That's ridiculous, but what should I expect I guess. Fact is, Heat and Fly WILL get the shot at the belts. I just hope that Heat catches up with Stacey and Vitamin X. What X is thinking, I'm not sure if we really want to know.

How long have you been watching WWE?

Wasn't the 'Shades Of Grey Bullshit' what made Stone Cold so big in the first place? Wasn't 'Shades Of Grey Bullshit' the basis of the Angle/Steph/HHH love triangle angle that went over so well? And wasn't that 'Shades Of Grey Bullshit' that gave the platform for the Hart Foundation/Austin angle? Within reason (ie. as long as it still makes sense), I'd take that over the cookie cutter 'faces are nice but dim and are all best friends, heels all have sunglasses and pull the tights and are all best friends' booking we've been putting up with for years and years.

If this can go at the start of the show, that'd be great. If not, no problem. "REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!" "Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson thumps through the arena and the crowd rise to their feet, thumbs pointed firmly down and plenty of middle fingers going up the other way. As the sliding doors part, the figures of Megan Skye and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix emerge, with Landon smirking from ear to ear, arm in arm with his manageress as they walk to the ring. COLE We are eleven days away from the 2007 New Year's Spectacular, Mainframe Monday and the voting is still open! You can choose who, what and how you want to ring in the New Year with the OAOAST. And top of the ballot, announced at the start of the week, Drek Stone will defend his World Heavyweight Title against one of three prospective challengers. Tony Brannigan, CWM, or this man, Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix! COACH And I'd like to think we're looking at the recipient of the wooden spoon right now. I don't see why any true OAOAST fan would vote for an SWF star to challenge out World Champion. COLE Maybe they want to see two of the most hated men on the roster tear each other apart? COACH There's that, sure. But, I certainly won't be voting for him... Pan out from the announce table to reveal Johnathon Coachman's BRAND NEW LAPTOP! COACH ...ON THIS! COLE Of course you won't, it's not even plugged in. COACH It's no... crap. Where's the outlet on this damn table? Landon climbs the ring steps and bounds into the ring, holding the ropes open for Megan Skye to join him. Sure enough, Landon then heads straight for the microphone, demanding it from Michael Buffer who's sent packing by The Next Generation. Of course, without a microphone in his hand he's worthless, so it's no big loss. A brief bout of boos are thrown Landon's way and he's forced to wait for them to die down before starting. MADDIX First of all, I'd like to take a moment to extend my congratulations to one Bruce Blank, on his momentous victory last week. After all the aggravation and the persecution he, as well as myself, have suffered since joined this company it's nice to see that finally, The Wildcards are earning some 'Respect' around here. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Very cute choice of words. Landon smirks as he waits for quiet again. MADDIX Anyway, I'll make this quick because I've got to get to Santa's Village by tommorrow night. To wrestle, naturally. *rolls eyes* Now some of you might remember a couple of weeks ago, me talking about my goals for the coming year. And I officially entered myself into the Lethal Royal Dangerous Regal Whatever-Moniker-You-Like Rumble on January 28th, with my sights set on AngleMania and history on the grandest stage. But little did I know that I'd be getting so far ahead of myself. It's always best to plan ahead. Little did I know I needn't bother. See, the buzz in the air is because you've all got the chance to play fantasy booker on New Year's Day. And you, you fans, you great OAOAST fans, get to choose who challenges Drek Stone... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Landon pauses and actually nods in agreement with the boos. MADDIX ...challenges Drek Stone for the OAOAST World Title on January 1st! What better way to make history, what better [i]time[/i] to make history than New Year's Day? To win the World Title with the sounds of Auld Lang Syne still ringing in the air and the alcohol already on tap. To truly make 2007 your year. To start the year as you mean to go on. What better way could there be? It certainly sounded rhetorical, but Landon looks for an answer from Megan all the same. Megan shrugs her shoulders and tells her man she doesn't know. MADDIX In the spirit of cliché, now would be the time where I talk about making the ascent to World Heavyweight Champion my New Year's Resolution, or how that belt would be the perfect late Christmas present. I'm not here to spout clichés though. I'm here... to campaign. As you've heard before and will no doubt hear countless other times tonight, it's YOUR vote that counts. You and you alone will dictate if New Year's Spectacular will be main-evented by Drek Stone vs. Tony Brannigan, Drek Stone vs. CWM or Drek Stone vs. moi, Landon Maddix. You and you alone. So, right now I'm going to plead my case to you all... The fans begin to express their disinterest already, as Landon flips the microphone around in his hand. MADDIX ...and in the spirit of Democracy, you'll hear me out, I'm sure. Landon continues to flip the microphone around, seemingly trying to think of the right way to plead his case. Looking around the crowd, Landon's eyes dart a little. These people seem a little bias already. If he's going to win them over, he knows he's going to have to pull some performance out of the bag... ...so he drops to his knees in the centre of the ring. MADDIX PLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE vote for me, I'm BEGGING you!! PLEASE vote for me! COLE What!? MADDIX I need this SO much you wouldn't believe! My tag team partner is the World Champion over at the SWF and I haven't had a title shot in MONTHS! The bastard never loses! NEVER I tell you! This is my only chance now! PLEASE, PLEASE! I'm SORRY for everything I said about the OAOAST! I'm SORRY for setting Rodez up and stealing his title! I'm SORRY... well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole damn run so far! I didn't MEAN any of it! I'm a nice guy, really! And if you vote for me, I PROMISE I'll be a great World Champion! I'll kiss babies, I'll feed the poor, I'll clothe the lepers... WHATEVER YOU WANT, just VOTE FOR ME, I'm begging you! I'll never be the SWF World Champion again, so I need THIS title! The other two guys suck anyway! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This is a little pathetic. COACH A [i]little[/i]? Hearing the boos, Landon pauses for a moment. Pouting a little, The Next Generation waits for the fans to quieten down, folding his arms as they decide to toy with the SWF superstar a little. MADDIX Is this what passes as democracy in this state!? I'm trying to save you the mistake of wasting your vote here, you people should be grateful for a little honesty out here... [b]“He’s Simply Ravishing…OW![/b] "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE OH, MY! The crowd go nuts as Landon's head snaps to the entrance way. He and Megan both look a little confused, Maddix seen mouthing the words 'I thought Rick Rude was dead'. Apparantly, he's not up on the entrance music of TONY BRANNIGAN, former World Heavyweight and three-time Tag Team Champion of the OAOAST! COLE We haven't seen Tony for months! But he's back and he's back on the trail of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! COACH Yeah, I wonder how Dan Black feels about that. COLE I'm sure he's voting as we speak. COACH But for who? COLE Stop trying to create trouble. T-Bod climbs the steps and enters the ring as Maddix pulls Megan behind him to protect her. Not that Tony would be likely to go after her, but let's be fair, Landon doesn't know that. Brannigan grabs another microphone from ringside and smiles to himself. He's back. "TO - NY!" "TO - NY!" "TO - NY!" "TO - NY!" BRANNIGAN Let me cut you off right there kid. I don't know if you realise who the hell I am, but right now you and your little escort there are looking at what a [i]real[/i] man looks like! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" BRANNIGAN You're looking at a former OAOAST World Champion. And this New Year, I intend on winning that World Title one more time! MADDIX Is that so? BRANNIGAN That is so. You come out here and you start begging these people to vote for you to take on Drek Stone. But you've done nothing to prove yourself to me or to these fans. I'm a former World Champion and I never, NEVER got my rematch! I jumped at the chance to get in on this vote and I trust these people to make the right choice. See, if there's one thing all these people want, it's to see Drek Stone get his ass kicked on New Year's Day! And I just don't think you're up to the task, little man. You se... MADDIX Woah woah WOAH! If anything, Tony looks a little amused at this two hundred fifteen pound youngster daring to challenge him. Maddix is not amused though, as he glares at Brannigan, breathing heavily. In ANGER~! MADDIX You did NOT just call me 'little man'! Nobody, but NOBODY, calls me little man. BRANNIGAN I think I just did, [i]little man[/i]. "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Landon is really fuming now, biting down on his lip as he tries to contain his anger. It's all fixing to break down now as Landon is calmed down by an impromptu neck massage from Megan Skye, a relaxed smile creeping over The Next Generation's face as he eventually tells Megan he's OK. MADDIX I'm going to let that slide this time, because you're obviously a little over-excited being in the ring with a superstar such as myself. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Wow. COLE No respect what-so-ever from Landon Maddix! MADDIX You obviously have a case to pledge and that's fine. That's democracy. But, this ring just happens to be taken. So, let me put it to you like this, 'Tone'. What I'd like to have right now... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Tony smirks, folding his arms as this spiel seems 'strangely' familiar. MADDIX ...is for you to keep the noise down, while you take off and I continue to show these people why I should be the Number One Contender, as well as what a REAL sexy man looks like. We're not going to hit your music again. It sucks. Thank you and goodbye. Now... BRANNIGAN Hey! I respect the fact that you feel the need to plead your case to get a title shot, because from what I hear you're not that popular. But if you wanna convince these people to vote for you, how about you do it the old fashioned way? COLE Oh, here we go! Suddenly, Tony starts to remove his shirt and it seems like it's time to fight! Maddix starts to panic as Brannigan throws his shirt across the ring and at The Next Generation's feet, before treating Megan Skye to the DOUBLE BICEP POSE~! he's so synonymous with!! Flipping the microphone over, Landon wields the mic like a weapon and charges, trying to club Brannigan over the head with it... but Brannigan ducks and catches Landon on the way back with a big right hand! Another big right! And another, Landon getting bounced around the ring like a pinball! Dazed, Maddix stumbles around the ring, noticing Megan screaming for him to 'get out of the way' from the outside. From what though isn't clear, until he turns around into a boot to the gut and gets pulled into a standing headscissors for the Attitude Adjustment Piledri... ...NO! Maddix drops to all fours to escape the move and scurries from the ring like the proverbial scolded dog!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Look at him run! And this crowd don't like it one bit. Landon Maddix wrote some cheques that his mouth couldn't cash and now, when the action got too hot for him, he's runs away with his tail between his legs from Tony Brannigan! Megan helps to drag Landon away up the ramp as "Simply Ravishing", despite Landon's earlier claims, does hit and the crowd give it up for T-Bod. Brannigan leans over the ropes and points the finger at Landon before making the ominous "belt motion" around his waist, reminding the world that he wants the World Title. Still looking a little shaky, Maddix points back at Brannigan vows revenge, all the while retreating up the ramp as HeldDOWN~! goes to a commercial break.

Oh and for reference, Coachman will have a laptop at ringside for the show.

Psych~! As we return to HeldDOWN~!, the familiar sound of "Magnus Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon" is mixed with the boos of the American crowd, as on the way to the ring strolls a bitter looking Alfdogg. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing Team Canada... weighing in at two hundred, fourty pounds... AAAAALLLLLLFFFFDDOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Alright. This match was scheduled to be a prelude to Mainframe Monday, where it will be 24/7 Champion versus X Division Champion versus Heartland Champion, or as it was set to be, Canadian Champion. However, you're now looking at the [i]former[/i] Canadian Champion, meaning Alfdogg is now out of the New Year's Spectacular. But, this'll be an interesting match nonetheless. Back on our last edition of Syndicated, Bohemoth scored a pinfall victory over the former World Champion... COACH In a tag team match. COLE ...in a tag team match, yes. But a win all the same. Imagine what a victory here in one on one action would do for The Meterosexual Monster. COACH He's got nothing to lose tonight. Mostly because, for some reason, Bohemoth's title isn't on the line. COLE Well, there's a little matter of the Mainframe Monday vote Coach, which has already started. We can't have titles flying about now that people are voting in numbers for which Champion has to defend their title. In the ring now, Alfdogg motions for Michael Buffer to hand him the microphone. The crowd start booing, ready and waiting for a patented Alfdogg cheapshot at the expence of the local sports franchise or franchises. But this week Alfdogg apparantly has other ideas. With a quick glance over his shoulder, Alfdogg wheels around AND WIPES OUT REFEREE CHARLES ROBINSON WITH THE MICROPHONE!! COLE WHAT THE HELL!? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Robinson hits the mat hard and ends up face down on the canvas. With no hint of a smile, Alf then hands the microphone back to a stunned Michael Buffer and motions for the sound truck to 'play the music'. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER And his opponent... from Greenville, South Carolina! He weighs in at two hundred and eighty four pounds... the reigning and defending OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPION... "THE METEROSEXUAL MONSTER"... BBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - HHHHHEEEEEEEEEMMMOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHH!!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Well, here comes Bohemoth but... what the hell is Alf playing at? COACH I've got no idea. The sliding doors part and Bohemoth strides out with his usual coolness, the 24/7 Championship draped over his shoulder as he enters. However, as he looks up at the ring he comes to a stop, confused as to why there's a referee laid out at Alfdogg's feet... ...distracting him as TEAM CANADA ATTACK!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Wha... DAMNIT! IT'S A SETUP! The crowd lay into "After Hours" Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera as they batter Bohemoth from his blindside, Pantera clubbing away with forearms as Strutter tries to keep up with some kicks. Bohemoth is caught completely unawares and Team Canada continue to beat him down the rampway. Eventually Bohemoth manages to turn around, but Pantera blasts him between the eyes. Strutter meanwhile turns back and waves at someone to 'hurry up'. COACH Hey, look... they've got a referee with them! COLE This is bizarre. COACH No, this is BRILLIANT! Vote be damned, Alfdogg's gonna win the 24/7 Title and get a ticket back to Mainframe Monday whether anyone likes it or not! Sure enough, Pantera pitches Bohemoth into the ring and Alfdogg takes over with stomps on the 24/7 Champion, as Strutter grabs referee Mike Chioda and drags him into the ring with him. Obviously Chioda is just doing his job and stands back as the trio of Team Canada put the boots to Bohemoth! Alfdogg calls the beating to a halt though and tells Pantera and Strutter to pick Bo back up, while he rolls to the outside and snatches a steel chair. "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Uh-oh. COLE Here comes the cavalry!! The cheers obviously aren't for Team Canada. They're for AMERICA'S TEAM as they rush to the ring, closely followed by BROCK AUSSTIN!!! The OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions hit the ring and although the Canadians get the jump on them, they're soon fighting back, prompting a pier-six brawl to break out! Brock and Pantera! Strutter and Benjamin! Alfdogg and Moss! Fists are flying and in the melee, most of the crowd don't even notice REJECT running to the ring, looking to pick the bones on the situation! COLE Now, here comes Reject! This is insane! COACH It's like the Knicks and the Nuggets out here! Reject skids in and takes over on Bohemoth, looking to soften him up some more before New Year's Day no doubt. It's chaos, with eight of the OAOAST's finest going at it. And it looks like nothing is going to stop them. Nothing except "Medal" (Kurt Angle's Theme), that is. "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH WHAAAAA!? COLE HERE COMES THE BOSS!!! Suddenly, all the fighting seems to come to a stop. Alfdogg and Strutter are sent packing and Reject sees the odds turning against him, bailing from the ring too. Pantera then gets a clothesline from Brock and all eyes turn to the stage, where Anglesault himself is standing, microphone in hand. ANGLESAULT Enough! Enough! Anglesault scans the ring as Team Canada regroup on the floor, Reject keeping his distance. ANGLESAULT I hate to break this little pow-wow up. I just happened to be in the building tonight and I've got enough things to settle and finalise, without you all causing me more problems. So, I'm out here to solve those before they get out of control. First off, the vote for Mainframe Monday has already started. Alf, you want back in after last week's loss and I understand that. But the less complication surrounding this concept, the better. So as of right now, until the New Year, the 24/7 rule is officially... SUSPENDED! Alf starts to cuss out the boss as Team Canada try to protest their case from a distance. To no avail, of course. ANGLESAULT And second of all, I promised these people and the viewing public a match featuring Alfdogg and Bohemoth tonight. And they're going to get it! So, seeing as you're all so desperate for a fight... far be it from me to stop you. As of right now, I'm making a match. And it will be ALFDOGG... teaming with TEAM CANADA... and the X-Division Champion, REJECT! A sudden scowl forms across Alf's face, as he glares over at the surprised Reject. ANGLESAULT And you will be taking on the 24/7 Champion, BOHEMOTH and his partners, the 6-Man Tag Team Champions, AMERICA'S TEAM and BROCK AUSSTIN! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Alright! The four Champions in the ring seem pretty pleased about that, definately more so than Team Canada and Reject on the floor. ANGLESAULT And I don't know what you're all waiting for, because that match starts... RIGHT NOW! *DINGDINGDING!* Referee Mike Chioda, taking over for the KOed Charles Robinson seamlessly, calls for the bell and Anglesault makes his leave. Team Canada still look shell-shocked on the floor, Reject left shrugging his shoulders, as the foursome in the ring dare their opposition on. COLE Anglesault has laid down the law! We've got an eight-man tag team match on our hands and it's coming up next! Don't go anywhere, because HeldDOWN~! will be right back after these commercials! [b]Commercials[/b] Back to live action and not a moment too soon. In the ring it's Felix Strutter and Quentin Benjamin, their respective team-mates on each apron as order has been restored. A wayward elbow by Strutter is ducked by Benjamin who continues into the ropes. Strutter leapfrogs high over the former NCAA Champion on the rebound though, dropping down and forcing Benjamin over top. A hiptoss is blocked though, Benjamin switching into a hiptoss of his own... but Strutter lands on his feet! Gaining his balance, Strutter leaps onto Quentin's thighs and tries to take him over with a Monkey Flip... but Benjamin lands on his feet! And we are at a stand-off, much to the frustration of "After Hours"! COLE What action, as you rejoin us on HeldDOWN~! An impromptu eight man tag team match in progress, made by the head of company Anglesault after chaos ensued before the break. COACH That's right, we were expecting Bohemoth versus Alfdogg and although Anglesault kinda played party pooper with Alf and the 24/7 Title, he's made one hell of a match to make up for it. COLE Somebody's hoping for a Christmas bonus. Strutter decides to tag out to Alfdogg, which gets a chorus of boos. It looks like Quentin is ready for him, but at the last moment he wags a finger, telling Alf to wait a second... as he tags in Bohemoth! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Well, it looks like we're going to see Alf versus Bo after all! In steps Bohemoth and Alfdogg looks a little less froggy all of a sudden. Cautiously Alf looks for a lock-up, luring the 24/7 Champion in before suddenly switching behind with a waistlock. Bohemoth lands a simple elbow and breaks the hold however, turning around and whipping Alf into the ropes. Underneath a clothesline Alf goes. But on the rebound he gets scooped up and PLANTED in mid-ring with a Powerslam! Leg is hooked... 1... 2... Kickout by Alf. Bohemoth helps Alf up and lands a big right hand, backing him into a neutral corner. In follows the bigman but Alf gets a boot up into the face! Bo takes a backstep and tries again, but again Alf gets the foot up! Third time is the charm though and as Alfdogg hops up to the middle rope, Bohemoth grabs the former World Champion and pitches him off the ropes with a hiptoss! COACH Wow, Alfdogg came down right on his tailbone! COLE That's the least of his worries now... With Alf hurting, Bohemoth strolls over to the corner and makes the tag to Brock Ausstin! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" As Alf pulls himself up, his Team Canada cohorts warn him to turn around, which he does, right into a clothesline from his long-time nemesis. Brock mows him down with a second clothesline. And a third, leaving Alfdogg wanting a timeout. Brock doesn't plan on granting him one, but Alf buys himself time as he lures in Brock and grabs the tights, sending him sprawling throat-first across the middle turnbuckle! COLE Right out of the playbook of Tully Blanchard. Alf crawls over and makes the tag to Ken Pantera, who quickly comes in and clubs away on Brock's back with forearms to keep him down. Loading Brock up, Pantera then whips him corner to corner. Out stumbles "The Current Big Thing", into a Trapped Arm Belly To Belly from Pantera! 1... 2... No! Keeping hold of the leg to keep Brock from getting to his corner, Pantera lets Strutter tag back in. Over the top vaults Strutter, coming down across the chest of Ausstin with a stomp and walking over to taunt Brock's partners. "U - S - A!" "U - S - A!" "U - S - A!" "U - S - A!" COACH What is this, a Bush Rally? I wish these people would show some respect. COLE They get none in return, why should they? Strutter return to Brock and drops the point of the elbow across the back of the neck before reaching up, with a quick tag to Pantera. A double whip from Team Canada sends Brock into the ropes, Strutter executing a drop toehold right across the outstretched knee of Pantera! Strutter just beats the five count and leaves the ring, while Pantera shrugs Brock's body off of his knee and makes the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! Pulling Brock back up, Pantera executes a quick snap suplex and tries again... 1... 2... Kickout again! COLE You have to do more than that to beat Brock Ausstin. COACH Maybe, but he's making him expend energy with every kickout. It's smart strategy. And so are quick tags, Pantera bringing Felix Strutter back in. Reject remains noteably disinterested in what's going on as Strutter climbs up top and comes down with a double axehandle on Brock. The bigman doesn't go down though, so Strutter wheels him back into the corner and takes issue with the opposition corner, luring in America's Team, allowing his team-mates to attack behind the referee's back!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Come on, triple team in the corner! COACH More smart strategy. COLE Well, yes. Questionable but effective, I'll admit that. Chioda tries to maintain order as the beatdown continues. And by the time he turns around the Canadians and Reject are all innocently watching on, Alfdogg having unwrapped the tag rope from around Brock's throat. Strutter lands some kicks in the corner on Brock and looks up at Reject, the two making a very icy tag to bring in Reject for the first time. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE No love there. Remember, it was just two weeks ago that Strutter and Reject were battling over the X-Division Title. Out of the corner comes Brock, courtesy of a snapmare. Reject then delivers a dropkick to the back of the head and pins Brock down for the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject doesn't waste any time and reaches up, tagging in Pantera and scarpering. COLE Reject didn't last long, did he? COACH He's making quick tags, being a smart wrestler. Quit looking for angles, you're not a journalist anymore. In comes the powerhouse of the team again and he hauls Brock back to his feet. A forearm rocks Brock and sets up an irish whip. As Brock rebounds, Pantera goes to the gut with a right hand and doubles him over, hitting the ropes and looking to follow up with a kneelift. As the knee is lifted though, Brock spins and catches Pantera with a backslide... 1... 2... Pantera escapes... ...and takes down Brock with a clothesline! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Pantera almost got shocked there! Tag is made and in comes Alfdogg, stalking Brock. Some kicks to the head do as much to taunt Brock as inflict damage, Alf having fun with his long time enemy. Slowly, Alf then sets Brock up for a suplex. Brock blocks however, placing his leg behind Alfdogg's and preventing the lift. Alfdogg tries again but again Brock puts the kibosh on those plans, spinning out of the front facelock and pulling Alf up onto his shoulders looking for the F-STUNNER-5... ...but Alf lands a few knees into the ear and sneaks down the back, wrapping up Brock and taking him over with a German Suplex, into a bridge... 1... 2... Kickout! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" COLE Great display of power by Alf to hit that suplex and keep the bridge, but it only earns him a two count. COACH They need to put Brock away quick. That's twice now he's nearly slipped out of Team Canada's clutches and got a tag. Alf beats Brock down a little before making the tag to Strutter. The duo set Brock up and deliver a double irish whip, catching him on the rebound with stereo dropkicks to drop the bigman. The man from Thunder Bay then makes the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! "LET'S GO BROCK!" "LET'S GO BROCK!" "LET'S GO BROCK!" "LET'S GO BROCK!" The crowd rally behind Ausstin as Strutter snaps off some right hands. Brock continues to power to his feet despite the blows however and he palms "After Hours" off. Strutter comes back with some more jabs, but again Brock manages to shove him away. So, Felix measures Brock and aims for his head with a Roundhouse Kick... DUCKED! Strutter ends up doing a pirouette coming around back to face Brock, who grabs Strutter around the head and pops him with a Head and Arm Suplex, throwing Strutter HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Ho - lee crap!! COLE What a throw! It looked like Felix was shot out of a cannon he went so far! Both men are down and the trios of partners in the corner route their respective men on. Apart from Reject, who's still not in synch with his team-mates and Bohemoth, too cool to clap. COLE This is Brock's chance here. He's been in an awful long time and he's got three fresh partners to bring in. Brock begins to crawl to the corner, Strutter remaining motionless but near his corner. Eventually, "After Hours" begins to come to his senses and after a moment to look up he realises where he is, reaching out... ...and tagging in Alfdogg... ...as Brock makes a lunge... ...AND GETS THE TAG TO CHARLIE MOSS!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" New partners on each side and it's the fired up Moss who storms in, taking out Alf with an elbow! And a clothesline! Followed up with a BAAAAACK body drop that sends Alf flying! In comes Ken Pantera and Moss' pent up frustrations haven't run out yet, leaping up and knocking Pantera down with a forearm. Reject looks to save the situation but a sidestep and a hand in the back sends the X-Division Champion soaring over the top rope and to the floor and Moss has cleaned house!! COLE Charlie Moss dishing out some Americana, if you will! COACH Stop being so bias. Reject is American. COLE So's Alf. COACH Hush. Reject pulls himself up on the outside and shakes away the cobwebs. As he turns back to the ring though, Quentin Benjamin suddenly comes running down the apron and soars, wiping out Reject with a Flying Clothesline on the floor!! COLE Woah! "YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Back in the ring meanwhile, Alfdogg is up and he walks right into Moss. A boot to the gut doubles Alf up and Moss grabs a front waistlock, taking him over with an Overhead Belly To Belly! Moss scrambles after Alf and makes the cover... 1... 2... NO! Pantera is back in, but Moss lands a standing dropkick to fend him off, the Canadian powerhouse stumbling towards the ropes and getting lowbridged, as Bohemoth sits on the middle rope and causes Pantera to go tumbling to the floor! The innocent 24/7 Champion then returns to the corner, while Alf swings for the hills on Moss. Moss ducks, executing a crisp T-Bone Suplex and following with a quick pin... 1... 2... NO!! COLE Another kickout, but Alfdogg is reeling! As Moss climbs back up, Bohemoth extends a hand asking for the tag. And Moss is happy to oblige... ...until Pantera pulls Bohemoth off the apron! Pantera and Bohemoth start to slug it out on the floor, leaving Moss to go back on the offence. But Alf is waiting on him and catches Moss napping, with a small package... 1... 2... 3- NO! ONLY TWO! COLE Alf playing possum and it almost got him the victory. But almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. COACH And nobody's playing horseshoes in a century. Both men come back to their feet and it's Alf who strikes, kneeing Moss in the gut and whipping him into the turnbuckles. Alfdogg takes a run-up and then charges in, getting backdropped over the top by Moss but landing safely on his feet on the apron. For a while that is, before Moss lands a back elbow, sending Alf plummeting to ringside. Moss turns around and nods at his handiwork, walking back into the centre of the ring... ...AND INTO THE FULL NELSON OF KEN PANTERA!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH He caught him! Moss struggles in the Full Nelson for a few seconds and he manages to prevent Pantera from properly clasping the hands, which allows him to bottom out and escape the hold. Rolling back, Moss pulls Pantera over with a roll-up... 1... ...but he's not looking for a pin! Moss climbs back to his feet and turns Pantera over, looking to apply the Mossy Knoll!! It's Pantera's turn to struggle but Moss perseveres and manages to get the legs crossed, trying to elevate Pantera, but losing the awareness of his surroundings... *BAM!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH EULOGY~! COLE REJECT WITH THE EULOGY, from out of nowhere!! The X-Division Champion hops right to his feet and laps up the moment. But he doesn't realise what's waiting behind him as Bohemoth slides back into the ring and stalks the X-Division Champion. Only when Reject turns to go for the pin does he notice The Meterosexual Monster. And by then it's too late to prevent being clotheslined up and over the top to the floor! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Reject manages to land on his feet, but is reeling. Bohemoth exits the ring after him. And at that moment, Reject decides that discretion is the better part of valour and he backs up down the ramp, begging off from the 24/7 Champion! COLE Wait a minute... where's Reject going? COACH He's luring Bo in. COLE It doesn't look like he's luring him in. It looks like Reject's leaving! Bo follows after one of his Mainframe Monday opponents and Reject keeps on retreating. Back in the ring meanwhile and Moss is still down, as Alfdogg scales the turnbuckles. Looking around, Alf sees Strutter and Brock battling on the floor, Benjamin having been KOed also. And with no-one to stop him, Alf soars off the top... ....AND HITS THE FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Oh, he got him good! Amazing hangtime from the former World Champion! COACH And Alf and Moss are the legal men! After a moment favouring his ribs, Alf drapes himself over Moss and over skids Chioda... 1... Bohemoth hears the count... 2... ...and runs back to the ring... 3!!!!!!!! ...but he's too late!!! *DINGDINGDING!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BUFFER Here are your winners... the team of REJECT, KEN PANTERA, "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER and AAAAAALLLFFFFDDOOOOOOGG!!! Alf celebrates the win as Bohemoth stops at the bottom of the ramp, glaring back up at Reject who is celebrating the victory all the way up the rampway. All of Team Canada get in on the celebration as Brock is left bemused about what happened, slamming his hands into the apron in frustration. COLE It wasn't schdeuled, it wasn't expected but it was one heck of a match. And Team Canada pick up the win... COACH Thanks to Reject! COLE What!? How!? COACH Reject lured Bohemoth up the ramp and stopped him from making the save! Otherwise, we might still be going now. It was Alfdogg with the pin and it's Reject with the assist, sealing a fantastic victory. COLE I don't buy that Coach. I think Reject was trying to keep himself fresh for New Year's Spectacular, knowing he might have to defend his title. But Reject won't be running from Bohemoth on New Year's Day, not if he wants to come away with whatever belt you great fans vote to be up for grabs!

Wow. I can't believe they wasted the 4 Way Ladder Match on a brand PPV, unannounced. With The Hardyz and MNM (both more popular with the general fanbase than London/Kendrick and Regal/Taylor) as the two unannounced teams and a stipluation that, to the best of my knowledge, they've never done before. Should boost the DVD sales, but still, yet another bonehead move.

Voting begins NOW and ends in one week (give or take), Midnight on Christmas Eve. I'll try and get the results to everyone ASAP on Christmas Day, but I'm sure you'll all have better things to concern yourself with on that day anyway. Voting shouldn't take more than a couple of minutes, even on this bloody board, so please try and send in a completed ballot if you can. Cheers. EDIT: Send all ballots to me via PM. Sorry I didn't make that clear. ------------------------- OAOAST NEW YEAR'S SPECTACULAR 2007 MAINFRAME MONDAY Drek Stone will be defending his World Heavyweight Title at Mainframe Monday. But will it be against an OAOAST superstar from the past, the present, or the future? OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Drek Stone vs. ??? A) The Past: CWM B) The Present: Tony Brannigan C) The Future: Landon Maddix Which one of The Hooligans do you want to see go one-on-one with "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez at Mainframe Monday? Todd Cortez vs. ??? A) Scotty Static B) Johnny Jax C) Jamie O'Hara Which OAOAST Championship will be on the line? Triple Threat Match OAOAST Heartland champion Thunderkid vs OAOAST X-division champion Reject vs OAOAST 24/7 champion Bohemoth A) OAOAST Heartland Title B) OAOAST X Title C) OAOAST 24/7 Title How will the Tag Titles be defended? OAOAST World Tag Team Championships The Sooner Bruisers © vs. The Heavenly Rockers vs. The Beverly Hills Blonds vs. Rescue 911 vs. Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright vs. The Love Doctors A) Over The Top Rope Battle Royal B) Triple Chance Battle Royal C) Tag Team Turmoil Match The Battle of the Bigmen, but what type of match will these two compete in? Brock Ausstin vs "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black A) Street fight B) Steel Cage match C) Table match What type of match will these two teams have? D*LUX (with Jade Rodez) vs. Cuban Wall and Mr. Boricua A) Tables Match B) Steel Cage Match C) Latino Thug Street Fight What type of match? Los Conquistadors vs. Los Diablos de Fuego A) Mexican Deathmatch B) Barbed Wire Coal Miner's Glove C) Inflatable Sheep On A Pole The New Year's Knock Out 20 Man X-Division Rumble Every 60 seconds a new man enters the match until only one man stands tall in the end. Over the top rope eliminations as you would expect. Confirmed list: Ramone Juan Jesus Gutierrez Discovery Supernova Space Phaero It El Espirito Kenji Kawada Space Tigre Tigre Metallico Bloodshed James Blonde Faqu Rikjin Massamoto Ultra Shago Dark Predator Spanish Fly James Riggs Dance Dance Dragon "After Hours" Felix Strutter 20th "Vote in Guy" And which Former X-Division Star will be the 20th entrant?? A) The Amazing Rando B) The Superstar C) Ultimo Villaño X