King Cucaracha

I've pushed things back to Saturday for those who still need it.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=89765

*legdrop to the back of the head* That oughta make it worth Dames' while to be here.

There ya go. Apologies for the delay. Stay tuned for more updates on next card.

Respectfully disagree. Batista/HHH isn't terrible, but I'd put Cena/JBL up there with the worst title matches in Wrestlemania history. And here's a re-post from that 'worst match ever' draft as to why, just 'cause.

In the locker rooms we go, where a rather pensive Maggie Nerdly stands arm in arm with Tha Puerto Rican, almost clinging onto him for support as much as unity. MAGGIE Listen, thanks for coming you guys. The camera pans away from PRL and Maggie, revealing a pretty full crowded locker room. MARV and MEL are there. D*LUX, Shayne Brave still wearing a cast on his broken wrist, they're there, along with Women's Champ Jade Rodez-Duncan. Chicks Over Dicks are there since Jade's there, although Krista looking thoroughly disinterested in the whole thing since it's not about her and Alix is distracted by the fact there's a light shining off of Jade's watch onto the wall. Bohemoth is there next to them. And sat facing Maggie and PRL is a fidgety Leon Rodez. MAGGIE Err... well, I guess we all know why we're here. ALIX Yep. And, for what it's worth, now that the world's been obliterated by meteors and we're gonna be the ones charged with colonising this new planet, I gotta say I couldn't have wished for a greater group of people to have survived with. Yay Team Earth! KRISTA The world isn't over, that's just the line they used on you to get us in here. ALIX Aw, sweet. I get to see Dance Movie after all! Alix and Tyler high-five. PRL gives them a funny look because, well, seriously. MAGGIE (desperately trying to get back on message) [i]We're here[/i]... to clear the air, before some sorta super drama starts up. And because I need to apologise to Leon. Still uncomfortable with the whole situation, Leon continues to look down at the floor. MAGGIE Not for anything I've done or anything I've said or anything like that. Cause, honestly, we haven't done anything wrong. But I do feel kinda bad about the way you found out about all this and for that I'm sorry. I was gonna get around to telling you sooner or later, for reals, but what with everything that's been goin' on with the World Title recently and all that... Leon glances up at the mention of that, nerve struck. LEON Well, in that case, thank you both for sparing my feelings. MAGGIE Don't be like that Leon. LEON I'm not being like anything. But do we [i]really[/i] need to do this? You've moved on, congratulations, end of story. Isn't that enough? I mean I get that you're feeling guilty about the fact you felt the need to keep it from me for so many days... PRL Well... months. The assembled mediators resist the urge to give a Jerry Springer style reaction as Maggie's eyes shut, making it clear PRL slipped up. LEON Months? MAGGIE Just a couple. LEON So it's been going on for a couple of months and you didn't feel the need to tell me? MAGGIE Well... you had the match with Zack coming up and I didn't wanna put any kinda stress on you before that... LEON I still don't get why any of this should have been a stress to me. Why are we all acting as if I'm some emotionally crippled teenager who's got some kind of shrine to you built up at home, just praying you'll one day take me back? Do I come off as that desperate to everybody? Or just you? What makes you think I'd have that much of a problem with it, aside from your choice in men, what you di... PRL Woah woah woah woah WOAH! What the hell's that supposed to mean!? Maggie urges PRL to calm down. PRL It's not like you've got any room to talk, pal! LEON And what's that supposed to mean? PRL Oh you know damn well what it means! Standing up from his chair, Leon suddenly finds his path to PRL blocked by D*LUX. He quickly cools off and sits back down. MAGGIE See! I know you're not the best of friends, so maybe that had something to do with it. Look, you want me to be straight with you? No problems. I didn't wanna put any hassle on you because we were only just getting back to being friends again. It kinda happened at the wrong time. After he came back from his bicep injury, I was doing some interviews with him and me and Edward just kinda hit it off. PRL's eyebrows raise a little. Cue sniggers from the rest of the room. LEON Your real name is Edward? PRL Yeah, what's it to you!? Do you honestly think my parents really named me Tha Puerto Rican!? LEON No. It's just that we've been in the same company for five years now, and I've yet to find out what your real name is. Maggie's been with you for a few months now, and she already knows everything about you! (under breath) Besides, I kinda figured that your name was Dwayne. PRL Why would you think my name was Dwayne? LEON No reason. Maggie settles 'Edward' down again. PRL ...it means "guarder of wealth". MAGGIE I know, I know. Noticing Bohemoth is among those still smirking at him, PRL gives him a dirty look, but quickly looks away when Bo starts to lower his sunglasses. MAGGIE Look I'm sorry this whole thing's turned into such a mess and I know it's my fault for not being straight with you from the start... ALIX Yeah, at least I pretended to be straight! MAGGIE ...BUT I just want us to put this all behind us and get on with our lives. Us friends, me and Edward partners. With no bad feelings. Leon shrugs. MAGGIE And I want you both to promise that you're not gonna use all this as some kinda stick to beat each other with at AngleMania. You guys agreed to a fair, friendly match and I don't wanna be responsible for changing that. I'm not one of those girls who thinks it's cute having two guys fighting over her, just so you know. We all just need to move on, let this be the last of it. Kay? PRL looks at Leon, not in a particular friendly way. PRL 'Kay'. MAGGIE Leon? LEON Don't worry. All of this... it's not going to change what happens between us at AngleMania. Standing up, Leon goes to leave, stopping right by PRL. LEON So, I'll see you then, 'Edward'. Leon brushes past PRL ever so slightly which threatens to set the Latin Lion off, but Maggie has a pretty good grip on his arm just incase. Once Leon's a suitable time gone, PRL leaves the locker room too, with Maggie forced to make some quick thank yous for the peacemakers' help. KRISTA Well that was a whole heap of nothing. You promised they'd fight. JADE Only because you wouldn't have come otherwise. The odd group of OAOASTers stand around wondering if they're allowed to leave yet. It's at this point, Alix looks up. ALIX Wrestlers dating wrestlers... it's sick, is what it is! Jade scratches her neck awkwardly with a slight glance at Bo. Which'd be much more awkward, if it weren't for Alix's wrestler girlfriend being in the room being even more glaring and obvious.

Looks like I'll need someone over the weekend again too. Why do my turns always seem to roll around on the weekends?

Any value for Shane McMahon?

So, having just seen the ending to Ultimate X on Impact, are we supposed to have a suspiscion that Suicide is actually Daniels under a mask? Or is it just coincidence that they had Daniels do the exact same finish as 2 years ago, even after they used the original a couple of weeks ago in the build-up videos to Destination X?

Nor'men Smi'lay.

Jack Evans- Wrestling's True Shooter.

You're all so cynical, it's unreal. Name me one, ONE instance of this kind of thing where someone would pose as a woman on a message board happening before that should give anyone reason to be suspicious. ONE. I DARE you. Come on, what are ya, CHICKEN? Yeah, that's what I thought.

"Get off my turf, motherfucker."

Was the dissention between Heenan and the Brainbusters supposed to lead to anything, or was it purely part of the Busters leaving and a way to write them out?

The pointing to the skies kind, or the trying to springboard off of something high and falling flat on your ass kind? And I'm one of those "never drunk" people who are apparantly worse than Hitler, which is comforting to know, although I've got an alibi for posting in the thread, so maybe I'm just one rung above the scum of the earth.

Not to knock any of the above, but why does everybody suggest Kane should get the mask back? The guy has the best facial expressions in the company at the moment. Why cover that up? It'd be a backwards step.

When will Kennedy ever learn to keep his mouth shut? Every time he does, he just keeps digging a bigger and bigger hole for himself. What an idiot.

And there goes my Kane/Waylon Mercy feud.

Now watch Enigma re-post this on page 2 as if it were hot off the presses. Also, Roho, since I think goldengreek getting the amusing runner-up punishment will be more entertaining.

Seconded. It's a shame this kinda stuff gets lost on the website instead of being put on TV. And major kudos to Michael Cole for being willing to have a laugh at his own expence. Watching that turned me into a true Coleminer.

Well, most of us don't want to ruin our chances to get some cyber action King Kamala Classic- On the hunt for hot young zhang.

Ditto! Well if anything this has taught me that WWE and TNA are apparently shown in China. By god, maybe "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan's biannual appearances on RAW can convince them the errors of their evil, communist ways! You're a very trusting man KKC. And yeah, they do show it over here, but the commentary's kinda hard to understand.

For what it's worth I followed your advice, got bored about 20 seconds in and decided not to reply. So maybe you're right.

Don't even try to understand what's going on here man. "Most boring man on earth", anti-Nash rant, sudden 180 to admit loving him and always enjoying his matches, then another dramatic 180 at the end attacking anyone who likes him?