King Cucaracha

Agreed on the Battle Royal. Great stuff from Spanky, London and Juvi. Hopefully this is a good omen and workers will be allowed to go a little more balls to the wall on Velocity, knowing that only the net fans will be watching (besides it being on UK and Aussie TV obviously).

I'm not sure how much of a problem the road schedule would be, but I want me some Tajiri and Yang in ROH.

Active, although not on weekends nowadays. Might have been an idea to post this in the actual SWF folder, I'm not sure how many even come in here. Hell, I don't a lot of the time.

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Once again, AFTER THE CREDITS k thanx bye. --------------------------------- OAOAST Productions, Proudly Presents... #~~THE LOVE SHACK~~# MICHAEL BUFFER (V.O) Ladies and gentlemen, live from Grand Rapids, Michigan...IT'S THE LOVE SHACK!! And, heeeeeerrreee is your host... LLEEEEEEOOOOONN RRRRROOOOODDEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!! Piped in cheers and applause fire up as Leon Rodez walks onto his lavish set (read: a desk, a lamp, a sign saying 'HAIL MICHIGAN' and a cheap looking beach towel of the New York skyline hanging over, what presumably, is a blank and cheap wall. Rodez acknowledges the cheers from...well, from the P.A sat off camera...as he walks around his desk and lounges in to his seat. That cheap, talk-show host smile is plastered on his face as he shuffles some notes, for seemingly no reason as he then places them in a drawer on the front of the desk. RODEZ Hello OAOAST fans and welcome to Grand Rapids. Welcome too to The Love Shack, the show so good, it got a second week! Which, for all intents and purposes, is longer than most of Hoff's title reigns. Wocka wocka wocka! But...seriously, it's been a emotional night on HeldDOWN~! tonight with everything that's happened. Already tonight, we've seen Drek Stone cry his wickle heart out and take his ball home because he didn't want to contribute to the OAOAST. Irony is, he was supposed to be leading 'The Upstarts', when he has more problems putting over the youngsters than anyone it seems. I beat Drek not long ago, now he's pissed and leaves. Co-incidence? I think not. And of course, we have Hoff. The almighty Hoff. 'The Future', as he would proclaim 28 times in each droning, boring, inconsiquental promo he ever made. You know, I always thought it was Some Guy who idolised Shawn Michaels...I never thought it'd be Hoff who lost his smile. Rodez suddenly perks up. RODEZ But, we couldn't end the show on a downer. We had to end it on a high note. So, put away the tissues, wipe away the tears and settle in for another wild and wacky adventure on the award winning Love Shack! *DISCLAIMER*: Any awards won by the Love Shack or claimed to have been awarded to the Love Shack are purely ficitional and should be regarded as such. RODEZ Alright, now it's time to bring on my guest. Obviously, if you saw The Shack last week, you'll know that I had one of the OAOAST's long serving Originals on the show, in Zack Malibu. So, in the interest of fairness, this week we're bringing on a new, rising superstar. Infact, we're bringing on a newly promoted wrestler from the OAOVW. Cute name, eh? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Shack...JAMIE O'HARA! Cue piped in rapturous applause, as the young - and, quite frankly a little scrawny - Jamie O'Hara walks onto the set. Rodez stands for his guest and offers a handshake. O'Hara takes a sidewards glance at Rodez and decides to be courteous, shaking Rodez's hand. The handshake takes longer than he expected though, as Rodez goes through a convulted set of motions, including THE SNAP AND SPRINKLE~! for his gangsta guest. RODEZ Yeah, yeah, what's crackilating playa? O'Hara gives Rodez a curious glance, as The Tag Champion ends his weird and long-winded special handshake and seemingly snaps out of his gangsta trance. RODEZ Jamie, take a seat. Welcome to The Shack . O'HARA Whassup rudeboy? RODEZ ...Uh, yeah. So, you're just set to be promoted up from OAOVW and I've been doing some research on you, what with being a respected fake talkshow host and all...and I must say, you're pretty fly. Well, for a white guy. How do you think you'll fit in in the OAOAST? O'HARA I tell you this, I ain't comin' for fun, I'm comin' to be number one. I ain't some muscled up roid-freak, but I ain't scared of nobody or nothin'. You ever spent a night on the streets? I have. You ever had to fight to the death for food? I have. The streets of New York ain't shit on Birmingham, England, biznitch! It's gangsta paradise. Big bizness goin' down. You gotta get down for yours, you dig? Lemme ask you, Mr Michigan boy...you ever had to Curbstomp a bitch? For some reason, Rodez has to muse it over. RODEZ I can't say that I have, no. O'HARA Fuck man, dat's some daily shit in Birmingham. Why'dyou think dey call me the Birmingham Bad Boy? RODEZ Because you used to be in a tag team called the Birmingham Bad Boyz but you weren't all that good so you got demoted to OAOVW and your partner left so now you're a 'boy' singular rather than 'boyz' plural? ... O'HARA Yeah...but also, coz I'm feared an' revered in B-Town, bitch! RODEZ O-Okaaay. *strains to read cue-card* And now..it's time for..a new feature on..The Love...Shack. It's time for Jade's One Question. #And now it's time for# #JAAADE'S# #ONE# #QUuueeEEEsSssTIIOOOOOooonnnn!!# After the less than expensive intro, Jade Rodez appears on set holding a handheld microphone...which, doesn't seem to be on. But then again, she's standing under a boom-mic-thingy, so who's to know? LEON Oh man, I feel like Jerry Jarrett here. JADE Hardly. At least Jeff gets more than a 5 minute cameo. LEON I thought we agreed on 2 minutes. JADE *glares* LEON Okay sis, you got one question, use it wisely JADE Right...Hi Jamie. O'HARA Whassup ho. Jade stops and folds her arms. JADE Cute. Okay, so anyway, you like to think or yourself as a 'hardnut'. Like this guy I knew at school, who came in one day and said he killed somebody who tried to knick his cellphone, but it turned out he just dropped his phone in the toilet and the dead body was just a pidgeon carcass. And even then, he didn't kill it, he just poked it with a stick and that's true because Beckie told me she was there, even though Ashley said she was with Kaleigh, which she wasn't because Kaleigh was having it off with Bradley behind a cow-shed... LEON Is...is it just me, or is this not going anywhere. JADE Sorry...uh, where was I? LEON The question? JADE Oh yeah...What was it like to get beat up by Charles Robinson? Pissed, O'Hara stands up and gets in Jade's face, prompting Leon out of his chair to interject himself. O'HARA Yo, step off cous'. LEON I suggest you get out of my sister's face. O'HARA Whatch'u gonna do cous', huh? You wanna go? LEON You know, you should take a look around kid. This is the Love Shack. This is mah house! I built this house! Figuratively, obviously, I'm no builder. But I am a wrestler and if you wanna 'go', then we'll 'go' in the ring. Next week. Unless, one half of the Tag Team Champions is too much of a step up from referees and James Blonde all of a sudden? Despite backing off, a sour look remains on O'Hara face as he glares at Rodez and nods his head... **STAR-WIPE** RODEZ That's right, OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, next week, Leon Rodez taking on Jamie O'Hara one on one. My nizzle. Also on the show, we expect to get some confirmation on the OAOAST Heavyweight Title situation as well as a whole, whole lot more. Or maybe not. Depends on how busy we all are. Plus, no doubt some other people who don't do shit for the company will 'shoot' and take their balls and go home. Hey, maybe Drek'll bitch again. You don't want to miss that. *rolls eyes* That's OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, from Montreal... Rodez pauses... RODEZ Montreal? ...and smiles. RODEZ I smell a screwjob.

Yeah, I think I kinda peaked too soon with Zack as first guest. Basically, I'm not sure where I'm going with the O'Hara character yet except that he's a Jack Evans rip-off in the ring. So that was more of a tester segment. Other than that, good stuffs all round which can masquerade as feedback until if and when I give actual beefback.

Right. From me, Bohemoth v. Parka which can go main event if it helps with Dan/PRL, a women's segment and The Love Shack which goes AFTER THE CREDITS~!

It beats the Fraggle Rock theme he used.

Man, Parka's gonna be loaded with title pretty soon.

OH TEH DRAWMUH~! Hoff PMed me and I replied back pretty hostilily. But he probably won't see it for the next month, so whatever. For what it's worth, honestly, I see NGA's POV here. I don't think if I were in Zack's position that I'd reccomend Popick to be World Champion, because if we go on writing ability there's better options. But I have no big problem. SJ as champ is a quick fix. I think he'll admit that as much as anyone. If it weren't for Drek and Hoff's actions, we wouldn't be in this state. So, hopefully if Adam's still unhappy about this, he'll vent his anger at them instead of Zack who's damage limitating as fast as his preppy little legs will carry him and SJ who's benefitting. I would have volunteered gladly to be World Champion, but it doesn't make sense. That's the case for a lot of characters and people.

... Jarrett really pissed you off, eh Adam?

The world has hardly collapsed since any of them went. Like Lushus said, most of them were deadweight when they went. The only thing you can really miss is what they could have done and even then, that's mostly wishful thinking. Most of those realised are bigger and doing better elsewhere (Rhino, Yang, 3-D).

"ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" The crowd rise up as the OAOAST Women's Champion, Ashley Street, makes her way to the ring for the first time since Dirty Deeds. Striding to the ring, Ashley clearly isn't in a good mood and doesn't tag any hands on the way. Instead she just slides into the ring, asking for a microphone with a sour look on her face. ASHLEY I've had enough of this benefactor crap and I ain't takin' any more. You wanna try ruining my title reign? Fine. I can deal with that. But now, you're attacking me yourself. Well, how about you come out and do it face to face! That's right, 'Ms. Benefactor', I'm calling you out! Ashley waits in the ring, but there's no answer. ASHLEY I can wait here all night. Ashley continues to wait, but unsurprisingly, there's still no answer from the benefactor. There is an answer though, as suddenly, "Seether" by Veruca Salt hits and here come The Minnesota Angels. Valerie and Constance storm through the entrance and are hurriedly making their way down the aisle to the ring, already directing each other's route of attack. Seeing she's in trouble, Ashley doesn't panic, unstrapping her Women's Title and weilding it ready to use as a weapon to protect herself. COLE This doesn't look good for the Women's Champion! The Angels are out here to get their money's worth...and I think, they're out here trying to get themselves another payday, after failing to defeat Ashley at Dirty Deeds. CABOOSE Can you blame them? This benefactor's rates are pretty good. The Angels reach the ring and stop, seeing Ashley has a weapon and becoming suddenly cautious. COLE I can blame them for not having any morals. They're out here, two on one, coming out here intending to seriously injure a fellow competitor for no reason other than personal greed. Didn't they get enough for entering into the match at Dirty Deeds? It's not like they didn't get paid, they took the money before they even began the match. All they're after now is bonus mone...HEY! HEY, WHAT THE HELL!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Suddenly, Michael Cole finds himself barged out of the way as BRODIE LEWIS has jumped the barricade from behind Sofa Central and is entering the ring...unbeknownest to Ashley Street, who is still daring The Angels to enter the ring. Valerie and Constance have seen Brodie now and try not to give away the surprise, as Valerie cautiously begins to climb to the apron. Ashley is still waiting on her, distracting the champ long enough for Brodie to strike from behind with a vicious clothesline! COLE IT'S BRODIE!! CABOOSE I thought she was suspended? COLE Well, obviously not, because she's beating the living hell out of Ashley Street and security aren't lifting a finger, they're being told to stay back by Carl Winslow from the looks of things! Brodie continues to stomp the hell out of Ashley as finally, The Angels have enough courage to jump into the ring and join in the attack on Ashley. But they soon find themselves shoved out of the way by Brodie, who is clearly after whatever money the benefactor is offering for herself and herself only! Getting the message, Constance holds Valerie back from attacking and The Angels make a sharp exit, presumably settling for 'distraction money', letting Brodie continue her attack. Picking up Ashley, Brodie applies a front facelock and lifts Ashley up with a bit of a struggle, before dropping straight south with a Brainbuster!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ashley's body jolts at an awkward landing angle and she remains motionless as Brodie picks herself up, grabbing the OAOAST Women's Title belt and holding it above her head triumphantly. COLE What a heinous attack by Brodie Lewis!! First she injures The Cannon Kid, then she injures Jenny Adams and now, Brodie Lewis is targetting the Women's Champion Ashley Street. She already got the benefactor's money by putting Adams on the shelf...and now, she's trying to do the same to Ashley! CABOOSE Nevermind trying, I think she might have just succeeded! What a Brainbuster that was! As Ashley remains motionless beneath her feet, Brodie lowers the title and takes a long look at it, before tossing it down onto Ashley's chest and leaving the ring. Boos rain down on the returning Brodie as she walks away as if nothing happened, leaving a motionless Ashley laying in the ring to be tended to by a group of concerned referees.

Shake Rattle n' Roll. Seriously. The $wiss Money Holding Sleeper, which I can't really describe but would look most like the Cobra Clutch on No Mercy. The Cravaté. He also has a Giant Swing, usually only when he's teaming with Arik Cannon.

"No he hasn't, he sucks, push RVD, he's awesome coz he flips around n' stuff and he's cool has this thumb taunt which is SOOO over." It doesn't matter what Orton does, people's minds are unfortunately made up. I agree, he's been good this year, but people can't be impartial and praise him when he does well.

I say, use the segment. In all impartiality, Hoff has done more than his fair share for the fed. It seems a little petty to say 'oh no, you can't put this on the show' to anyone Besides, if people want to shoot, then you'd better believe shoots will be shot back. It's the OAOAST way. I give it two weeks before someone's squashing 'Hodd' and 'Beck Sloane' anyway.

I know this is either a pretty obvious statement or pretty out-landish, but it'd be good if sooner or later we could get someone actually in the business on the show. I'm not talking asking Benoit to be guest, but someone in the indies. Interviewing TSM's greats is all well and good, but getting a wrestler on some time in the future could do some good traffic. And, to totally contradict myself for a moment, you MUST get Rudo on.

JJ will do what JJ is told. Right JJ? *hands JJ an NWO shirt*

Hey, if I weren't busy feuding with half the thread, you know I'd be pestering everyone in sight on CC to get me some Hardcore and Cruiser title shots.

Orton or HHH. Face it, RVD doesn't stand a chance. Besides, if he won, it'd have to be Cena vs. RVD at Wrestlemania, which would be the absolute shits from an in-ring perspective. Mysterio...can't see it, Batista will still be champ and I can't see them screwing with the Rumble winner formula. Unless Lashley gets over BIG in the next few months, it's either Orton to face Batista or HHH to face Cena.

But...but...HE SUCKS! Sure, Piper's a legend, but he also looks like he struggles to walk, let alone wrestle anymore. Someone going over him doesn't mean shit any more. He has no rub to give.

Like building it around Drek, only for him to suddenly bail and make sure his precious character couldn't be used because 'whatever we do, it'll suck'...then to have you pretty much shit over it on a show? If that's what you meant, then yes, it has made mistakes. EDIT: Please note, The Love Shack will still be going after the credits and going last. I note this now before the probable backlash if Hoff finds out this 'didn't go last'.

Crap, this means I have to stay up and watch Velocity to see Triple K.

JL TV JL Euro JL Euro 2 JL HV USJL USJL 2 ICTV ICTV 2 ICTV 3 Tag 1 Tag 2 International WHV Women's... By gum, he's right! I amz teh new-age Thoth!