King Cucaracha

The pic was worth the wait.

Also 2 Hawks. Yeah, that's the one that throws me a little. Also, it's 'Hawk34' and 'Hawk52' as well. They're like the Villanos or something. One day Hawk47'll show up and start posting like he's been here forever hoping no-one'll notice the difference between him and the others.

TSM: 3 Kings, 5 Canadians and 1 Spaceman or GTFO?

Faces are dropping like flies, so it looks like I'm going to have to get this pick in while I can. He'll be making up the other half of my topline feud with Edge. Not the greatest mic worker in the world, he is a compelling character, who would mesh well with Edge. With the mic work handled by Edge, this pick would be in pursuit and be built up as a wild man willing to do anything to get the World Title, who Edge would do anything to avoid having to step in the ring with. Sounds good, huh? That ham sandwich will be mine! My next pick, the 6...4th(?) of the draft. JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA EDIT: 65th pick. Whatever.

I was going to point that out. It also leads me to ask, are we supposed to be drafting announcers?

Ricky Gervais. Contrary to your belief, we don't want to see that fucking dance you did on The Office anymore and you don't have any other material. Stop being such a smug twat.

Yeah! Hopefully they give him a lengthy run this time, fact is they could do with some new faces to freshen things up on parts of the card.

If they could teach Don West to do a Pele kick, I would watch Impact every week for an entire year out of reverence. No fucking lie.

"My sources tell me CM Punk MVP Santino Marella is in the doghouse. Shame."

Shit! Sorry guys, for some reason I had this down as a weekend show! Anyway, I've got the main-event up. Again, sorry.

Yeah Arn! Thanks mellow, I should be around to handle the next one.

A wrestler who can wrestle? Heavens forbid!

That was pretty much why Dusty made it onto my list, seeing as I picked Orlando as a venue. And since Angle went and Eddie went and Steamboat went... otherwise, not on my radar. But then he went. I've got a feeling I'm going to fare a little better in the later stages of the draft. I've got the Drury factor going, no shame in picking up some of the cartoon era gimmicks, good bad or otherwise. Although the rate things are going I'll probably end up scrapping with Steviekick over the CHIKARA roster. I'm going to try to not recreate my Chikarariffic roster from the last draft. We're rassling it up in this one! At the rate my babyface options were disappearing I'll be pairing Edge against at this rate. In all seriousness, I'm not planning on a lot of indy guys myself.

The best part is that West turned on Tenay for not standing up for him when TNA management discussed his future but then promptly walked out on the broadcast and never returned. Apparently, West wanted to show Tenay how wrong he was to not stand up for him by being unprofessional. By that time, he'd been sat with Tenay for however long and he'd just had enough and finally snapped. People aren't usually that rational when they're angry. Or the meeting had taken place anyway so he figured 'to hell with it'. [/vaguely reasonable explanation] This is obviously a rhetorical question... why would anyone cheer for Joe over Steiner? Joe goes around holding knifes to people's throats, Steiner cuts entertaining promos and throws out insane stuff like "oh yeah, I would have helped Booker T but I was taking a dump". EDIT: Also, could Tenay have sounded any less dramatic during the end of the Ladder Match? Holy crap.

Yeah, there's definately going to be an interesting strategy to getting a team unless you're one of the first and last 2-3 people picking. In essence, it's still about picking the right guy at the right time, just like before. Cena/Dibiase is a great pairing.

I'm interested in who's the first to try for a tag team and get burned, leaving them with a singles guy they don't want. Not that any of us would be cruel enough to do that to anyone...

That was pretty much why Dusty made it onto my list, seeing as I picked Orlando as a venue. And since Angle went and Eddie went and Steamboat went... otherwise, not on my radar. But then he went. I've got a feeling I'm going to fare a little better in the later stages of the draft. I've got the Drury factor going, no shame in picking up some of the cartoon era gimmicks, good bad or otherwise. Although the rate things are going I'll probably end up scrapping with Steviekick over the CHIKARA roster.

Okay, since my main event scene isn't materialising quite how I was hoping, I'm going to get this pick in while he's there and see who's left for Edge later. Although, saying that, this pick would be capable of facing Edge if need be. I'm undecided on what role exactly he'll have, but I've got a couple of ideas. My next pick. BARRY WINDHAM

Dusty wasn't on my original list, but he was going to be my next pick. Back to the drawing board!

I don't know what you're talking about.

Well crud.

Ditto. Although if Edge had have gone after Sting, I might have considered it more seriously and snatched up the big Puro names. I'm no expert, but I know enough.

When this unnamed guy goes, I'd be interested in hearing who it is. There's probably a few who could fill that gap.

You should try reading one of those e-mails you got from the russian bride.