King Cucaracha

No rematch tonight hmm.

Rematch tonight hmm.

Edge = Jesus! He's got the hair.

Forget Spike, Bastion Booger's been waiting since 1994. Infact I think we all have.

Who are we praying to? (and don't say Kobe Bryant, because now I've said "don't say Kobe Bryant", if you do say Kobe Bryant the joke'll bomb out and I'll laugh atcha ass)

OAOAST World Title Leon Rodez © vs. Zack Malibu OAOAST US Title Todd Cortez © vs. Spencer Reiger vs. Tim Cash

The thing with the opportunist gimmick is it can very easily make the guy doing it look incredibly weak, especially when you've got titles involved. Edge pulls it off, everytime.

No, and honestly the bit is old, but Rey made me care. Yeah, Edge was great, but Rey was definately the 'MVP' of the match if you like.

He stole a pin from somebody else IIRC.

How so? Edge's Ultimate Opportunist gimmick is over big and this was just another successful use of it. They even went to the trouble of setting up the reason Edge could jump into the match un-announced and not have anything done about it.

You skipped Swagger/Finlay then? Good for you.

It's amazing really. The moment Kofi got taken out the main event went from potentially one of the most lacklustre main-events in recent memory to one of the best Chamber matches ever. Rest of the PPV was very average, but the main event saved it. Edge was amazing.

And Jericho gone!

Oh shit Cena's gone!

And Kane continues to be Rey's bitch.

She left with Shane, right?

Ouch. That was a cool spot, made cooler by Kane's reaction.

Poor Kofi, but, this just got a lot more interesting.

Edge is amazing.

Big reaction for Cena.

Either it's a double bluff, or they're really telegraphing Cena going over.

YES! Cole with the bully drop! This really is night of the bully!

The match itself wasn't bad. It's just that it accomplished nothing. There was nothing we hadn't seen from Shane before, Orton looked no stronger for winning how he did and since Shane's not a full-time wrestler any momentum he might have gained is and was pointless.

He's a good wrestler with charisma and an awesome smile? Charisma? I'm willing to bend on the 'good wrestler' part, he's green but capable. Charisma though? I've yet to see it.

What do people see in Swagger again exactly?