King Cucaracha

who for all his triumphs, he brought us two fuck-ups in return...such as the VIAGRA ON A POLE MATCH

Oh yes. I just downloaded Ravex #22...and Chavo Guerrero SENIOR is in the game. And he's over! And the WWE let Akio and Sakoda go from the start... ...but Chavo Senior... *still marking out*

That and the fact Tommy has done nothing, even on Heat, for the past half a year or so...and the fact Tommy has managed to gain about 40-50 pounds of fat drastically quickly. I think the fact The Dudleyz are in a Tabels Match, a guaranteed weapon fest Last Man Standing Match and a promised Foley appearance are thought enough to appease the ECDubya-ites.

X-Factor- It sucked, they sucked. Perfect fit.

D'Lo entered the WWF as part of the Nation, debuting back in the days that the Nation included Wolfie D and JC ICE

Cat's entrance will be longer than B-2's Rumble participation was, let alone the time in the ring. Looking at the list, Spike may be out quick if they're not going to pull him out with the 'neck injury'. Dupree is high on the list, as are both of TWGGT and Hurricane (remember 2002).

You know, I too am disinterested in the Tag Match, but from the Bubba Ray matches I've watched recently, old and new, he's a much smarter wrestler than people give him credit for. It kinda shocked me to notice it at first, but while not exactly a 'ring general', he's not that far off. And before everyone starts the 'OH Bubba's he es a hoss he sux doodz¬!', I'm not saying he should be pushed or given a title or whatever. It was just an observation.

Angle didn't seem to care in October when we were facing the same situation Welcome to sports entertainment AS. Where Benoit and Cena are friends again all of a sudden, Show and Lesnar are best buddies, and Booker T hasn't noticed the fact that that gold guy isn't hanging around with him any more.

The first time they re-done, it killed it. When it happened the first time it was supposed to be a freak incident. When a freak incident of that nature happens more than once in 10 years...it loses all credibility. One time was enough.

who's managed some really crap wrestlers in his career, such as RECON

That match was really, really brutal. I felt sorry for that jobber. The most scary thing about the whole match was the big grin that Rick Steiner had on his face throughout the whole match. What a fucking psycho! Scott Hall also threw a jobber on his head when they botched a Hiptoss. That was possibly the worst hiptoss ever. I mean...all Hall didn't even hook the guy's arm. Steiner is nuts. A month or so back, he and Scott were in a jobber squash...he DELIBERATELY missed two elbow drops which the jobber sold anyway, making him look pathetic.

Sad to see the SJL going...hopefully we can send it out with a great show... $25,000 SIGNING BONUS MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Jacob Helmsley Helmsley for the fact he's more consistent. When he writes a good match, it's as good as any around here. ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD MATCH Aecas vs. Manson Hardcore fun. Should be great. Glad these guys have been bumped...both have been here long before I got here, so it's good to see them getting into the SWF. Aecas as a guess...very tight match. STIPULATION CAGE MATCH Todd Royal vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Uh oh...Todd in a gimmick match. Spike won the Cage Match they had before, but I've a feeling Todd will bring out something special for this one. Plus, it'd be good for him to get a good send off to the WF, seeing as he's the guy who helped me most to where I am today oen way or another. ALL THE CARDS MATCH Alan Clark vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Special Referee: Insane Luchador Alan...WHAT THE HELL? You wrestle BAREFOOT now? That's just crazy. Nice to see IL back, for whatever purpose or reason. Hopefully we'll send the SJL off in the right way...reading your PM, I expect we will. Good luck Al...hoping for a win, but if you win I'll be happy for ya.

It's a good job I'm skippin' school today so I've got more time to write...I want to make this an awesome match, especially after the last show...

At LD 98, they had a buildup video for Tanaka where, in FMW, he running 'Awesome' bombed Mike Awesome over the ropes in, and 'through a table'. Awesome kinda misses the table and lands more on the floor...I cringed at that first time, not really sick. The sitout Awesome Bomb from the apron to the table by Awesome at NTR 99 was pretty sick. Mankind going head first through the table at Revenge of Taker was sick. The railing bump he took equally so.

Hey, great contribution. Honestly, I'm not surprised. I've given up hope Benoit will ever be seriously pushed in North America. Hey, great contribution. Until Benoit actually jobs to HHH, this is all speculation. Seems shockingly like something smarkish that's been written to create headlines. Maybe that's just me. Hey, great contribution. Rumour or not, my blood boils at the thought that they would have Benoit give up his quest for Lesnar and his title to go to RAW, essentially with his tail between his legs, and go after a consolation prize. In kayfabe... Benoit knows he can beat Lesnar...he hasn't proved he can beat HHH. He wants that. He also doesn't want Paul Heyman throwing obstacle after obstacle at him. Plus, leaving Smackdown for Raw would piss Heyman off. Liking Benoit or not, Heyman wouldn't want to lose him to the competition. It's a situation that can be explained away.

If this is actually going to be made by anyone... ...my music will be changing for the bumpage, from "Suck My Kiss" to "Don't You Wish You Were Me" by Fozzy, from the WWE Originals CD. Yes, I own it. It sucks. But that song fits Maddix better than "SMK" does. Just...a note.

Hey, great contribution. Honestly, I'm not surprised. I've given up hope Benoit will ever be seriously pushed in North America. Hey, great contribution. Until Benoit actually jobs to HHH, this is all speculation. Seems shockingly like something smarkish that's been written to create headlines. Maybe that's just me.

he also managed THE CAT in his pre-dancing days.

I thought Cena was staying on Smackdown. Oh...sorry, but Angle is a tweener. Or by number one face did you mean Eddie Guerrero?

So THAT'S what Big Leauge Chew is. Makes sense I guess...we obviously don't have that over here in Blighty. And Zack in the SWF=goodness.

Difficulty. That's an understatement! Ah, I'm just kiddin' around. Sure, I'm confident this'll be the worst match I've ever wrote, but...hell, it's not going to matter anyway. Cross isn't around. Just some questions for clarification... How tall are the stilts? Are we talking 'clown' size stilts, or just small lifts. Are the stilts wooden or metal? Is the ref on stilts too? Do you get DQed for taking off the stilts, even though it's a No DQ match?

He was pushed - he was a sloppy prick who injured several people as a result - he was depushed as punishemnt Name one wrestler who was sidelined because of RVD. Just one. RVD was busting wrestlers open, not costing them money. That alone is not reason to push him, although I think giving him a receipt to lay off is justified. Every wrestler has strengths and weaknesses. Fuck putting people on the shelf, he nearly KILLED HHH at SS 02 with that sloppy 5 star frog splash. I think the point was that he was cutting people open, and that was seen as reckless at the time by McMahon. The Raw match was not better than Summerslam. Hell, most people have probably forgetton about it. It was by far less meaningless than SS, and in my opinion not as good. Selling isn't the problem. It's not that HHH didn't sell for, for example Booker T. He did. He did however make his friend look better than he did Booker, which is undeniable. Add to that the fact HBK is twice the worker Booker T is... HHH's problem is the same problem main eventers have had for years. Trying to put himself over, even when he puts others over.

No, you're an anti-smark. I guess that's Tawren's trademark now...calling people who disagree with him anti-smarks because their opinion is different to his. O'Neill is prime for hate though, if only for his track record. The Orton hate gets more and more pathetic around here by the day. You don't like him. Fine. WE GET THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY. The mere fact that 'Suckbag' took off on a message board that ADULTS visit is pretty pathetic. O'Neill's only real point was the HHH/HBK point, and even then most admitted it was a good match. Still, some people STILL had to bitch about HHH and HBK. If you don't like the fact The Clique are dominating, why watch Raw? You know who's on top.

Stilts? Is that...you know...possible? O.....K. It's one last 'gimmick up'. Fine. Stilts it is. Todd, my advise is to drive a 'big leauge chew' truck down to the ring, and spray them all with the hose, winning automatically.

I don't think he got all of that move there... We have to cover up this fuck-up to preserve kayfabe. Nash only knows 3 moves, but he executes them perfectly I'm Mark Madden, Kevin Nash's friend. He's old and has a a gnereic big man moveset. But he's my buddy, and I'm here to put him over. And Tazz, listen to this...the themse song for [insert PPV name]...[insert song and band] off of the album [insert album]. And Tazz, this song is really kickin'! I have no absolutely interest in this type of music, but we have to put the song over as part of the contractual agreement. I have no idea why [wrestler's name] just did that. Why would he do that? He's sure as hell got some explaining to do. We don't know what's going to happen next week because the writers are still trying to work it out. The technical skill of Jack Brisco. The mean streak of Harley Race. HHH has got it all HHH isn't imitating Ric Flair. Honest Lance Storm is so fundamentaly sound. a very, very good competitor...a good human being. Lance Storm right now has no distinguishing features what-so-ever.