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  1. King Cucaracha

    Wrestling Link Game....

    who is of course related, as if he'd let us forget, to SHAWN MICHAELS
  2. King Cucaracha

    Wrestling Link Game....

    who I always kinda marked for, and also was part of the Triple Threat with SHANE DOUGLAS
  3. Yep...like Dama said.
  4. King Cucaracha

    Wrestling Link Game....

    who were one of about 5 tag teams managed by SUNNY in the mid-90's
  5. King Cucaracha

    Wrestling Link Game....

    As later was BOB HOLLY, in it's bastardized WWF version
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    Wrestling Link Game....

    who won his first WCW TV Title from "BEAUTIFUL" BOBBY EATON
  7. Like Dama said... ...although, I endorse the idea of the thread.
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    WWE weekend show previews...

    It always amazes me how people think someone's being jobbed out because they appear on one Heat/Velocity. If Matt becomes a regular, then there's right to complain. For now, basically, there wasn't room on the show for him apparantely last week.
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    Wrestling Link Game....

    who was supposed to go to NWA:TNA to wrestle JEFF JARRETT, but of course, WM XX is in March, so that's not going to happen
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    Hogan Vs. Warrior II

    DDP/Goldberg was great. Carrying Goldie to a decent match suddenly made me a big Page fan. The Raven-Jericho match was sweet too, but other than that it was a mostly horrible show.
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    Angle/Eddy at Mania

    Maybe Angle sees Eddie as the number one threat for the Rumble. Yeah, I got nothing. I can't see a sensible way to build this feud with Chavo around.
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    Funny WWE Headlines

    If that's all you post in this thread again...then yes.
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    Funny WWE Headlines

    Oh no...please don't insult my Matt Fact inspired title. Please. Anything but that. And, if you know anything about the board, you'll know the OMGBANPLZ~! has been used for... ...wait...why am I even explaining it? Good god, this is lame. LAME. I wouldn't have expected you to 'get it'. Maybe you're not funny enough. But I have to admit, comparing the wrestler Sting and the singer Sting was HILARIOUS! Man, you must have one hell of a sense of humour to come up with that one. Excuse me while I try to stop laughing in hysterics.
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    Funny WWE Headlines

    Wow...this is...bad. Seriously...Y2Jerk is obviously looking for some friends by throwing around your generic smark jokes. And I do mean generic. And then, the jackoff decides to insult everyone who can see how lame this all is, by claiming they're not funny by avoiding joining in this suckfest. Seriously...he must have broke some rule by now. Like the 'no idiocy' one. Well...no-one else has said it... OMGBANPLZ~! (always wanted to say that)
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    Backstage RAW Notes: HBK, Foley, Morale

    ::Adds Mick to the list of people whose idea failed to get Orton over:: I still fail to see how a "coward" Foley walking away from anyone would put them over. If he were the slightest bit intimidated, or even made out to be intimidated by Orton...fine. But the way it's been played out, Foley didn't walk away from Orton...he would have walked away from anyone. On a side note, most WWE fans don't appreciate hardcore wrestling as highly as ECW fans did. If they go with the same thing he did in ECW, or base it on that, it likely won't work.
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    Smackdown spoilers

    Well, last year Raw had the first three entries. So, in other words, they haven't thought of that.
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    Smackdown spoilers

    ::stops reading:: But it makes perfect sense. Because Angle is American! Remember 2001? How he won the belt on Raw because he was a proud American. It's just like all those European European Champions. I blame that US title reign for Angle's complete colapse in late 2001. Don't use that reign to help convince me of your point. Angle is so far above and Eddy should be so far above that belt that it's pointless and counterproductive to have them battle over it. And I think a grand total of 20 people give a flying shit about that title. Keep it away from them. By Mania it will be six months. The European crack should have let you know I was being sarcastic about the Angle 2001 reign. But, yeah...if they went the route I said, but without the U.S Title, it could work. Only trouble is, Vince loves goofy Angle and comedy Guerrero...so I doubt they'll have a serious match, let alone anything serious to start the fued off.
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    Smackdown spoilers

    ::stops reading:: But it makes perfect sense. Because Angle is American! Remember 2001? How he won the belt on Raw because he was a proud American. It's just like all those European European Champions. Plus, people like Angle(U.S sympathizer) and Eddie(first WWE U.S Champ) could make the belt important again. And otherwise, your fued is built on Chavo and Eddie's 'three month tension'.
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    Smackdown spoilers

    Angle/Eddie, US Title. Angle wants the belt being the U.S suck-up character he is. Eddie has the belt back from Show(somehow, don't care as long as they're using the belt.) Eddie wins the belt. Then, Angle/Eddie starts off as a friendly rivalry...not Brock/Angle 'friends', but two people who respect each other. Angle says he wants the U.S Title back for the U.S people, who deserve to see a true American with the belt. Eddie takes exception, saying he was born in Texas. Angle still makes out to be the ebtter American. No Way Out, put them in the semi-final position to Benoit/Lesnar(if they're still doing that) for the U.S Title. After a great match, it ends without a pinfall or submission. Be it a time limit draw, or blood stoppage... DQ, whatever. Angle doesn't get the belt, so he demands a rematch at Mania. Then leading up to Mania, we have SERIOUS promos. Both saying what Mania, their careers and what the U.S Title mean to them...all that sort of stuff. By the end of the countdown to WM, Angle and Eddie team up to face Chavo and someone. Chavo and Eddie turn heel, so that Angle gets the face pops at Mania. Put them on middle to end of the card, and give them time to put on a good match. Eddie declines Chavo's help (like Taker/Kane at SS 98), and in the end Eddie manages to win clean. Handshake, respect. Chavo returns. Gets destroyed by Angle and Eddie, leading to the Eddie Chavo program they so want to do.
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    The Orton Obsession

    Exactly. I'm sure Foley could have put him slightly more over(which would be a major improvement right now) on Raw if they went with the match. But they screwed it over so they could bring Austin back. The WWE needs to make their mind up. One minute Orton's the cowardly heel...the next, hes a legend killer...then cowardly heel again...then he's being billed as the next Triple H. If they wanted cowardly heel Orton, they blew it by having Foley walk away from him. If they wanted super-star, cocky Orton, they blew it as soon as he needed Batista and Flair's help to get his three most important victories. And I agree with MMoM, the best thing the WWE could do would be send him back down to OVW for a while. Have Evolution injure him. Orton comes back as a midcard face, gets a clean win over Flair and then build from there to a HHH/Orton match at Mania 21 if they're dead set on it. Of course, doing that would make Orton a WWE made failure, and Vince wouldn't want that.
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    Smackdown spoilers

    God NO! Hey, it's not all bad. Angle and Chavo can appear in comedy skits where they discuss the differences between milk and tequila. Angle denounces tequila, saying it's the demon drink (ooh, shoot comment?), and makes Chavo do the same. They are then united as the 'Milkmen'...kind of a rip-off of CM Punk's gimmick. They denounce all that is wrong. Drinking. Smoking. Cheating. Remember the skit were Angle had that sandwich board saying he praised abstinance. That's the stuff we're looking for. Then Eddie can spray Angle and Chavo with tequila from his second cousin Pepe's 'tequila truck'. Chavo would be like a fourteen year old getting his first achololic drink, and Angle would have to control him. Which leads to a Tequila on a pole match at Mania between Chavo and Eddie, with Angle watching the corner. Eddie wins, and goes to make Chavo drink the tequila...but, (swerve coming), the bottle is actually full of milk! Angle proceeds to smash the milk bottle over Eddie head. After that, Angle could use his 'latino connections' to form a new LWO, or something. You joke, but we both know that we will have a three month comedy feud with the Latino Leech buzzing around both of them culminating in a third match of the card at the biggest show of the year. Which'll most probably have Chavo's interference all over it. Hell the only good thing to come out of that mess would be Angle not having to play Pro-U.S.A suck-up heel. Oh well...maybe this is one of those things the WWE will forget about come next week. You don't think they'd do curtain-jerk worthy Leech-Angle vs. Eddy/Mystery Partner(Edge) do you? I thought Edge was going to job to Trips.
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    What are you watching?

    Just finished watching Midnight Rockers vs Rose and Summers(sp?) from HBK's "From The Vault" DVD. I'm not much of a real old school fan, but this was great. Not the greatest match, but the emotion and the effectiveness of it all. The blood shedding really added to it.
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    Smackdown spoilers

    Most people buy the Rumble for the Rumble match though. Hence the big Angle return to help build it. And the Benoit/Cena v F.B.I match to build it.
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    Don't you just hate that?

    Most of these girls will probably watch Friends or soap operas, and wonder why their lives aren't as interesting. That, or they are just drama queens. The fact they're shocked to be insulted for sleeping around or whatever if the funniest and most annoying part. If you don't want to be called a slut, don't be one.
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    Smackdown spoilers

    God NO! Hey, it's not all bad. Angle and Chavo can appear in comedy skits where they discuss the differences between milk and tequila. Angle denounces tequila, saying it's the demon drink (ooh, shoot comment?), and makes Chavo do the same. They are then united as the 'Milkmen'...kind of a rip-off of CM Punk's gimmick. They denounce all that is wrong. Drinking. Smoking. Cheating. Remember the skit were Angle had that sandwich board saying he praised abstinance. That's the stuff we're looking for. Then Eddie can spray Angle and Chavo with tequila from his second cousin Pepe's 'tequila truck'. Chavo would be like a fourteen year old getting his first achololic drink, and Angle would have to control him. Which leads to a Tequila on a pole match at Mania between Chavo and Eddie, with Angle watching the corner. Eddie wins, and goes to make Chavo drink the tequila...but, (swerve coming), the bottle is actually full of milk! Angle proceeds to smash the milk bottle over Eddie head. After that, Angle could use his 'latino connections' to form a new LWO, or something. You joke, but we both know that we will have a three month comedy feud with the Latino Leech buzzing around both of them culminating in a third match of the card at the biggest show of the year. Which'll most probably have Chavo's interference all over it. Hell the only good thing to come out of that mess would be Angle not having to play Pro-U.S.A suck-up heel. Oh well...maybe this is one of those things the WWE will forget about come next week.
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