King Cucaracha

Tape a dead animal carcuss to the side of your car. Or a naked woman. Preferably a live woman.

Meh. Seriously, that's all I can say. I'm not a New Year's person. Never have been. Even so, I'm shocked at how apathetic I am to this this year.

God NO! Hey, it's not all bad. Angle and Chavo can appear in comedy skits where they discuss the differences between milk and tequila. Angle denounces tequila, saying it's the demon drink (ooh, shoot comment?), and makes Chavo do the same. They are then united as the 'Milkmen'...kind of a rip-off of CM Punk's gimmick. They denounce all that is wrong. Drinking. Smoking. Cheating. Remember the skit were Angle had that sandwich board saying he praised abstinance. That's the stuff we're looking for. Then Eddie can spray Angle and Chavo with tequila from his second cousin Pepe's 'tequila truck'. Chavo would be like a fourteen year old getting his first achololic drink, and Angle would have to control him. Which leads to a Tequila on a pole match at Mania between Chavo and Eddie, with Angle watching the corner. Eddie wins, and goes to make Chavo drink the tequila...but, (swerve coming), the bottle is actually full of milk! Angle proceeds to smash the milk bottle over Eddie head. After that, Angle could use his 'latino connections' to form a new LWO, or something.

So...is Chavo a heel now? Is Angle about to side with Chavo? Maybe Kurt is one of Chavo's 'real friends' that he mentioned months back...(why I remembered that, I don't know). Would they be considering Eddie/Angle at Mania? Benoit's doing the Rumble ironman run now? Tajiri drops the belt? Is Show feuding with Rey now? Or Holly? Or still Cena? And the F.B.I are fueding with Benoit? Or Cena? Or both? AND WHY ARE THEY BRINGING BILLY GUNN BACK!?!

Exactly who they should be going for. Seeing as they're paying him shedloads of money, they might as well make the most of him. A Foley film might do well. An Angle film would do better, because he's already known for being an Olympic gold medalist. But that Austin film script RRR came up with...gold!

*yawns* It's NOT a God push.

My one real fued has been with Todd, and that only ended when I joined up with him in a... ...SWERVE~! I guess I've had a fued with Aecas too, seeing as I've had like 8 matches against him. Maybe me and Clark'll have a decent feud when we come back...

Last I heard he was supposed to have returned in December. Soon I'm guessing. Surprise Royal Rumble Entrant, here we come! Let's hope he lasts as long as B-2 did in 03. No, B-2 had offense. How about Tazz in 2001?

The worst is when he does his little "soaking in the boos" pose..when no one is booing. It's kind of sad, What do you expect him to do? Not do anythin because the crowd isn't. That won't help. Basically, Orton's lack of overness isn't ALL his own fault. I've said so many times, for the T.V time Orton gets, what have they really DONE with him to get him over? When so far in his 'legend killing stick', he has two cheap as a crackwhore wins over Shawn Michaels that failed to elevate him...a bait and switch with Foley, where all he was allowed to do to Mick was spit on him...he hit his finisher on some basketball team owner for cheap heat, rather than you know, develop his character a bit...hell, they didn't even let him have 50% of the offense in that shitfest with Slaughter. For all the T.V time he gets, he's still seen as HHH's lackey, or at best Flair's lackey. Hell, most people probably see him as Batista's lackey. His biggest clean win was over 'RVMe'. After that, it's probably Val Venis. It wouldn't be so bad if they pushed him down our throats by making him look good, rather than just throwing the kid out there and basically saying 'we'll let you work with Flair and HHH, that'll get you over', and then give him a half assed push. He's still green, and basically Orton has been treated like a higher profile Gail Kim. Throw him out there and hope he gets over.

I just hope for Angle's sake they go with HBK/Angle, and Angle retires after the match. Not a 'retirement match'...there's one of them, if not two, every week now. Stick Angle on commentary with Tazz and Cole, so he's still involved in the show but not getting physically involved. He can do all the goofy skits Tazz does, but he'd also be an informative thrid commentator...like Tazz, only better. Plus if he wants, he can be goofy as he likes, and not worry about harming his character or popping the crowd. Then when the right guy comes along from OVW or from elsewhere, Angle leaves the announce position as a manager. Maybe form a new Team Angle, if they can get guys in the Angle mould like Benjamin and Haas. Anything that keeps him on the show, without crippling him sooner than he, sadly, probably already will be.

HHH in a **** shocker...nice to see the HHHate having to be put on hold for a week. That's why I still watch the WWE. When it goes right, even the injury riden, smark hated, cancer HHH can go out and have a match with the spotlight stealing, over-rated, Bret Hart hating Shawn Michaels and turn people's opinions. Well...more or less. This goes to show, if Trips took some time off, dropped a few pounds of muscle and healed his injuries, he could still be a valuable in-ring player on Raw.

Yeah, at last Henry can put some emotion into matches. Granted, it's 'generic angry hoss doing big power moves' emotion...but it's emotion. RVD is obviously not happy with where he is, so WWE should just either elevate him or get rid of him. Seeing as he's already unhappy at the company, AND been vocal about it, the first one seems more likely. Positive for 2003 was that Big Show was tolerable again.

Hmm. Weird way to show happiness...but, oh well. Won't matter once I take your belt of ya. Seriously though. Great match, great drama. You made Todd look great. I loved the flashbacks to your previous characters, especially considering your promo beforehand. And the end segment was a perfect way to end it, showing Clark's emotion and above all making the belt seem important. I expect a bumping very soon. Congrats...

I don't think it's a God Push. I think it's someone with the heat and skill of lower midcrder/jobber DOMINATING the show every week. I don't know about dominating. it's not rare for him to have a match and three or four skits on any given Raw True. The trouble is, most of them are worthless and forgettable. Dominating the show would be someone like HHH, who gets involved in segments and does something meaningful. Hell, at least two of those segments are 'where's Triple H at Ric?' Evolution segments.

Crash's death was a disappointment, because he had so much to give the business. Plus it was a disappointment each time another death was announced, because we were all just hoping for the 'run' to end.

Man, this is classic. Seriously...I read the whole thing through for shits and giggles, and I totally have the urge to turn this into a comedy teen flick. Seriously...the over the top language just begs out for it to be made into a movie. That rant at the football guy...comedy gold. If I ever make it into a film, I'll give you a cut of the profits mvp True or not...over-exaggerated or not...this is entertaining as hell. Not to mention that description of a Gemini from early on fitted me perfectly, which was surprising.

They won't.

I don't think it's a God Push. I think it's someone with the heat and skill of lower midcrder/jobber DOMINATING the show every week. I don't know about dominating. Apart from last week. But they blew that. Over exposed...certainly. For the air time they give Orton, so far they've haven't really done much with him. The lack of heat isn't totally Orton's fault. Forgot the biggest dissapointment of them all. Gail 'the female Rey Mysterio' Kim.

I don't see the attraction of that Mad World song, other than it's from some movie or something. I mean...does it even have a chorus? Can that guy sing the 'louder' parts of the song without jerking his head back like he's got a tick? At least the Darkness song was Christmasy. Cheesy as hell, tounge in cheek...but a Christmas song nonetheless. Mad World is just depressing. Anyway, on topic...I love The Darkness. They're deliberatly over the top, and it sells. It makes them stand out from other rock bands, and right now they're the biggest band the UK has. Awesome live act. Fun. Decent guys. You can tell they enjoy doing what they do, so it's good to see them succeeding. People who don't like them are nearly always the kind of people who take their music too seriously, and don't 'get it'. They're trying to be entertaining.

Edge/HHH might actually interest me. Didn't Edge say he wanted to work with Trips a while back?

Angle's injury. Angle's face turn. Matt Hardy's lack of push. Ultimo Dragon. Spanky. London. WGTT. Rico. Not having Big Show defend the title. I agree he improved this year, yet that's killed him. Goldust about to be let go. Kane/Shane. Maven's forgotten heel turn. Goldberg's title reign. The wrestling deaths through the year. The bait and switch on Orton-Foley. The cheap finish to Orton/HBK. The cheap finish to Orton/HBK's Survivor Series part. Or in general, WWE botching the so-called 'god push' by not actually putting Orton over anyone clean who's worth a damn.

You rule. Happy?

Yeah...Heidenreich bombing and getting jobbed to Rico.

Seeing as I've got nothing else planned, I'll try and send in some comedic skits for Lyne/Leon or something. I need something to do, cause X-Mas has been so damn boring. EDIT 2: Nevermind, apparantely I'm in the X Gauntlet. Northstar...I'll ask you about the match again next week or something.

They've been planning a Stevie/Victoria face turn for months. Judging from how Rico actually won on Raw a few weeks ago, I think the plans are for a Rico/Jackie vs Vicky/Stevie feud. Or at least, they were.