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Oh my god. I'm outraged Ultimo might get a storyline out of this and be shown on T.V if this isn't fabricated bullshit. I mean...god forbid he wrestles without a mask. After all, it killed Rey, Juvi and Psicosis' careers. Didn't it? Oh no, wait...they all got brief pushes after losing masks. Well, they lost heat from the loss, right? Oh wait...no they didn't. Juvi got a decent match with Jericho, Rey was in a program with the over NWO. If Ultimo gets a push out of this, fuck the mask. While he's wearing it, he'll be no more than the second Rey Mysterio as far as Vince is concerned anyway.
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Not really 2003, but it's funny how Lawler never mentions Victoria as being 'hot' like he does the rest of the divas... ...yet when Victoria REALLY debuted in 2000, she was a ho, and King was his typical senile old pervertish self. I understand why we're supposed to forget that...and the fact that Stevie is her ally now, but they were enemies back then. It just always struck me as ironic.
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Let's not go nuts... Cena is average in the ring. He can work a brawl, and he can put on good matches with the right opponents. He'd fit in on Raw, but there's no-one to put him over on Raw apart from The Rock, and this speculation is based on a kayfabed magazine article from a 'writer' who's 'gimmick' is clearly a dig at Internet reports who claim to have 'insider' knowledge.
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Leon/Lyne are available...hit me up on what's planned for the match if you want.
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Today is Big Show's two-month anniversary winning
King Cucaracha replied to EdwardKnoxII's topic in The WWE Folder
Cena is the perfect person for the U.S. Title right now. He's Smackdown's hottest rising star, and when you are a rising star, you grab the gold that's near you first, before you reach the top. It's why I don't support a John Cena world reign within the next 6-8 months. Let him have a 4-5 month reign with the U.S. Title, build a mid-carder who's a bit credible (i.e. Chavo), have him beat Cena for the belt, and then build Cena up to whoever is Champion by that time. But unless Brock keeps the World strap past WM XX, who will be Champ? Cena's getting the belt, and it'll help I agree. I'd just love to see Shannon get it, and have a Honky Tonk kind of title reign. i.e he'd eek out wins all the time, and he'd get over from it. Plus the belt wouldn't look like a cheap, small imitation belt on his shoudler, like it does on Show. -
I'll get it, if only to see Coach singing.
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I can probably write something...not sure what. So, if there's any teams willing to lose to Rodez/Lyne...
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Now, that wasn't predictable at ALL. Especially from you. *sarcasm detector blows up* Anyway... - If they're going to do the CM Punk-Raven fued, do it right and hopefully do it quickly. I'm dreading the next few months of ROH fans coming on here and bitching about how the TNA fued is inferior to the ROH fued. Because it will be. I can't see it being better than ROH's at all. And that is going to mean bitching galore. - As everyone else said, get the belt off Shane. - Bring in the Briscoes and Cornette to freshen up the Tag Title scene. Seriously, The Briscoes and Cornette would get over in TNA. - Low Ki/Daniels fued. - Forget about Hogan. - Keep Styles and D'Lo together. - Try and get a deal with a Japanese promotion to breathe life into the X Division again. It worked for WCW for a while. I may work for ROH. Why not TNA. - DON'T sign Dustin in January. His back and neck are messed up, and it makes the company look desperate for names. -HOWEVER, if Goldberg leaves WWE in March...sign him. That's gonna get flamed, but I don't care. TNA need a big name main eventer, and if they can convince Goldberg to come in without him crippling them financially and without too many demands, then it could be a big thing. Big fish in a small pond would produce more pops for Goldberg than in the WWE. Plus, TNA have an unlimited source of people to feed to Goldberg if they really have to. Of course, it won't happen...but it'd certainyl be interesting if it did. Well..it is the TRUTH. TNA never delivers. Thanks for your feedback. Raven_Effect...TNA's fued will be inferior, because TNA isn't going to put on 30 minute Raven/Punk matches. Let's face it, Punk isn't in line for a big push int he TAN right now, so they won't give him 30 minutes. Therefore, people will not be happy... And didn't Shane get the belt before Mantell came in? I'm not certain, but I thought he did.
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Now, that wasn't predictable at ALL. Especially from you. *sarcasm detector blows up* Anyway... - If they're going to do the CM Punk-Raven fued, do it right and hopefully do it quickly. I'm dreading the next few months of ROH fans coming on here and bitching about how the TNA fued is inferior to the ROH fued. Because it will be. I can't see it being better than ROH's at all. And that is going to mean bitching galore. - As everyone else said, get the belt off Shane. - Bring in the Briscoes and Cornette to freshen up the Tag Title scene. Seriously, The Briscoes and Cornette would get over in TNA. - Low Ki/Daniels fued. - Forget about Hogan. - Keep Styles and D'Lo together. - Try and get a deal with a Japanese promotion to breathe life into the X Division again. It worked for WCW for a while. I may work for ROH. Why not TNA. - DON'T sign Dustin in January. His back and neck are messed up, and it makes the company look desperate for names. -HOWEVER, if Goldberg leaves WWE in March...sign him. That's gonna get flamed, but I don't care. TNA need a big name main eventer, and if they can convince Goldberg to come in without him crippling them financially and without too many demands, then it could be a big thing. Big fish in a small pond would produce more pops for Goldberg than in the WWE. Plus, TNA have an unlimited source of people to feed to Goldberg if they really have to. Of course, it won't happen...but it'd certainyl be interesting if it did.
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Today is Big Show's two-month anniversary winning
King Cucaracha replied to EdwardKnoxII's topic in The WWE Folder
It's got to the point where I'd rather Cena lost to Show, and they dumped the belt on Shannon Moore. Seriously. The piece of tin is below Cena now. Shannon might actually have a chance of doing something with it. -
Silence! You're right about Lloyd but Cole has come far from the idiot he was five years ago and Matthews does a solid job on Velocity. Yeah, if only because he knows who Tiger Mask is. Plus the ribbing he gives DeMott is hilarious. West has been with TNA so long, you kind of get used to him after a while. But Tenay needs a heel comentator the likes of Heenan or Ventura to play off. Callis or even Jim Cornette would work, but both are better as managers.
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The funniest one from Corney was about Dusty Rhodes' birthmark. "That's where he had the word "GOODYEAR" dermabrassed off."
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Oh my god, how stupid can you get? You have a long list of things he has done but didn't get over with (beating up Cuban, beating up Foley, beating up Goldust, beating HBK twice, beating RVD) but then say he hasn't been god pushed. HE ISN'T GETTING OVER, HASN'T GOT OVER IN THE PAST YEAR, AND WON'T GET OVER IN THE FUTURE-YET THEY CONTINUE TO PUSH HIM. THAT IS A GOD PUSH. And you're stupid for missing out the fact they were wins over HBK with either Batista's powerbomb as the finisher, of brass knucks as the finisher. Or for missing out how RKOing an NBA team owner is a pathetic way of putting someone over, Legend Killer or not. Or how beating up Goldust is not exactly anything of a god push. The Foley beat-up was never even followed on from till Raw, and then they fucked Orton over by doing the bait and switch. Surely a god push would have him getting a clean win over someone who is above him, without the help of Evolution. So far, I count RVD. That my friend is NOT a god push. His wins over Micheals were booked so that Micheals would still look strong, not so Orton would get over. A clean win could have put Orton over. Hell, a cheap win MIGHT have, had it not been for the constant Flair interference and the brass knucks...or the chair shot from Jericho and the Batista Bomb. And he has had a LOT of T.V time. Yet, he hasn't had the big win he needs. A big, CLEAN win over someone like Michaels or Foley could have helped. But no. He's beating Sgt Slaughter in 4 minutes, and getting about 40% of the offense in the process. It's all very well giving him T.V time. But when they're not using it well enough, it means jackshit.
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Randy's god push... He appears on Raw. Beat Christian. Gets JR's hat back. Gets injured. He gets some RNN segments. Joins Evolution. 'Electrocutes' a midcarder. Beat up Mick Foley. Plays HHH's lackey. Destroyed by Goldberg (x5/6) Cheap PPV win over Michaels thanks to Flair's interference, and knucks. Beat up an NBA team owner. Sole survivor at SS...but then the focus is put on Michaels and Austin, no-one mentions Orton till the next night. Plus he takes a Stunner, and the win is cheap because of Batista's interference Beat Sgt Slaughter. Fueds with RVD. Wins IC Title. Has his real BIG match against Foley booked. Bait and switch, no Foley match...Orton ends up insulting Foley instead of beating him. Damn, that is one HELL of a god push. Morons.
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Holly has feud with Lesnar. They fight. Lesnar wins. Where exactly is the problem? A few more months with Lesnar holding the belt won't hurt Benoit, as long as he gets some important wins between now and then. The Lesnar they've got now is a solid character, most it built on the fact he's a 'great champion', yet he could be a lot better if he didn't cheat. Keeping the belt on him will only help. Lesnar gets a win over Holly, destorying him in the process...it just makes him long stronger, if they book it right. Have him win by submission. Perfect.
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SJL WRATH: SEASON'S GRIEVINGS
King Cucaracha replied to Longdogger_Pete's topic in Smarks Junior Leagues
Has Spike let you or anyone know about our little plan? Pete? Rando? And good luck to Aecas of course... -
Ok...I just started watching Raw on Friday, and during the Tag Title Match they had JR's dubbed voice over about Armageddon start up. Expecting him to say 'Don't miss Armageddon on Sky Box Office' or whatever, I kinda stopped listening...until he said that Armageddon won't be shown in the UK. So that's the first American PPV they haven't shown over here for years. With the Wrestling Channel just starting over here, I just hope Sky isn't thinking of dropping WWE programming because of the new channel...after all, the WWE has a healthy (considering the times) fanbase over here. Anyone know anything about this?
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Well...ok. This just looks destined to produce crappy, screwy finishes galore. It'll either work well, or become too overbooked.
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Hurricane gets "Stern Talking to" Backstage
King Cucaracha replied to tpww7's topic in The WWE Folder
I think the problem is that he did a chokeslam on TEST. Test is both too big to believably take a chokeslam from Helms, without some sort of leverage... ...and Test is of course Shane O's buddy. -
If they put even of a fraction of the effort into Kane that they do with Evolution he would be the biggest heel the company has seen since the Attitude era. But...they're not. They're putting effort into Evolution, and HHH as leader is top heel. That's my point. Kane is not the top heel on Raw at the moment. Since WWE is going to try their hardest to get Evolution by practically killing RAW then all we got to do is sit here and take it like sheeps,right?Excuse my language but FUCK THAT!!!!I thank God for this forum so i could be able to speak up my mind against the shit that pisses me off in the WWE, this is not the 1980's anymore where it was easy for Vince to brainwash the fans into thinking who is over or not. Orton has always sucked and he will always suck until he finally earns his spot, HHH and Flair are has-beens and people only want to see them how great they were in the past by purchasing their dvds instead of seeing them deteriorate on RAW every monday night. And here we go. God forbid I don't be a sheep myself and join the HHHate tenfold. Nobody's forcing you to shut up and like this. Boycott the show. Boycott the company. Hell, if enough of us do it, we might make Vince listen... ...like last time. It's not the 80's anymore, we know. It's 2003. If it wasn't for the Orton comment, your post could have been taken straight from last year though. HHH is on top. Don't shoot the messenger bub. Just because I said Kane isn't top heel, doesn't make me the bad guy. Don't watch Raw. That's fine by me. I'll just keep on watching if that's ok with you...I'll sit there like the sheep that I must be for ever saying who's being pushed and who isn't. Oh...and Fuck HHH. Maybe now I won't be the bad guy.
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If they put even of a fraction of the effort into Kane that they do with Evolution he would be the biggest heel the company has seen since the Attitude era. But...they're not. They're putting effort into Evolution, and HHH as leader is top heel. That's my point. Kane is not the top heel on Raw at the moment.
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You enjoyed Evolution winning... ...yet Batista is 'talentless' and you won't watch Raw because they have all the power. And dynamite, that's a bit harsh huh? How can a PPV with two **, one *** and a Batista/HBK match you didn't star, but were pleasantly surprised by...be a DUD. Just because HHH won, doesn't mean it's the worst PPV of the year or whatever. Of course, I haven't seen the show...but from your star ratings, it doesn't look a total DUD.
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A few dozen steroid chants on one show, and suddenly he's over?
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How about........ ratings were going up with Triple H off the show for the most part. How can he be the No.1 heel if more people watch when he's gone? And how is putting the belt on a guy who's been in the title picture for 16 months, and in the process giving him at least another 4-6 months at the top, a good thing. Triple H at the top is stale and they seem to have no intention of taking him out. Even when Goldberg was champ it was all about Triple H trying to get "HIS" title back. When Hogan lost the title he usually disappeared from the title scene for awhile. Ok then...who IS the number one heel? Looks like I have to explain myself. I AGREE that HHH shouldn't have the belt. I AGREE that this'll cause the ratings to nosedive. Hell, I agree with Goldberg getting over. But, if you were to say putting the title on the number one heel is a bad thing, without mentioning the top heel is HHH, then it's not exactly a crazy idea. When did I mention HHH in my statement? Exactly. Which is why Vince doesn't realise this is a bad thing. He sees it as the heel getting the belt, not just HHH getting the belt. Happy?
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I love posts like this. This shows you just how much intelligence you have. Why is HHH the man? Because he leeches everything off the business. Because he never does ANYTHING to give to the business that made him a millionaire. Because when he reached main event status by guys like The Rock, Foley, etc. were putting him over and he never realized that HE needed to do the same thing. So in other words, your posts aren't needed here. YOUR FODDER to get to the next IMPORTANT post. The man=the man with the belt, in these terms. Oh...and the end part of your post just makes you look really elitist when it comes to HHH. Speaking of which... ...boy, this didn't take long to get going huh? I guess HHHate is still going strong. HHH is bad, HHH is damaging the company. We ALL know that. We had a about a YEAR of that last time. And anyone who's surprised HHH has the belt must be clueless. He needed the belt before Mania(it's supposed to be HHH/Orton right?). Plus what Trips wants, Trips gets. And anyway, look at it from an outside point of view. Why is putting the number one belt of the brand on the number one heel of the brand such a bad thing? I'll now sit here and wait to be flamed for not wishing HHH serious injury or illness just because he's holding a title belt again.