King Cucaracha

So...just to clarify, who's doing the Tag Title Match again? I assume one of the Champs will take it up...

That Andre one is just about the same as Big Show's figure. The Warrior and HBK ones look great though.

Whats it like to be an Australian Rugby fan? Damn, beat me to it.

Revised heelish stats are up, so Spike please read and write...

Isn't it supposed to be Lyne and Leon's Tag Title shot this week? That's what I assumed from the last show. If not, a Rodez or Lyne vs one of the Tag Champs singles match would be good, and I'd be available to write for it if need be.

I know how you feel Todd...except for the jobbing part and all. I thought that match I wrote was the best I'd wrote in ages personally. Not to toot my own horn, but my recent matches before then hadn't been that good. Pity it came against a double no show. I just hope Wrath has a MUCH better turn-out.

I find it funny how this is all supposed to be HHH's fault. As soon as any insinuation of politics come up, we blame the bad guy. It's Chavo's fault that Eddie and Charlie argued, because Chavo's the less talented Guerrero. It's ALL Taker's fault Cena didn't beat him clean at Vengeance. And it's HHH's fault that Rock doesn't want to fued with Cena. Right...

I shall be writing, and I shall be PROMOING!!! Seeing as Todd's stolen my opening promo, I guess I'll just have to show up late or something...Todd, for your promo...if you want, mention how I haven't arrived in the arena yet. Cheers. Plus, my new "OMG HEELISH~!" stats will be up tommorow Spike. Someone please fucking show this time...

Have him lose his job, after losing to Garrison Cade. He turns up in the arena with a ticket each week, and Cade tries to antagonise him, but security always hold Orton back. Then, put him under a mask and call him The White Dog...who coincidentally talks, looks and wrestles just like Randy Orton. He could come to the ring with a white dog on a leash, and the children would cheer him because dogs are not only fun, but man's best friend. Then, a campaign starts up to unmask him...and if it's revealed he is actually Randy Orton, and not another guy under the mask of The White Dog, he must leave WC...err...the WWE forever. Hey...it worked for Brian Pillman.

Bring back the blue bars Cage specially for the match. That way I might have a bit more interest in it.

Well...I won't say I told you so... But I told you so.

So... Well done to Cross. Well done to...well, me. I don't know what to make of Clark-Santa. Unknown Warrior's still around. Thoth is a midget. And MY CHEATING IS WORTH NOTHING, BECAUSE THERE WAS NO MAIN EVENT! Hopefully that and Casey's match weren't no showed, and will be up soon.

Man, Hogan is a genius. Jimmy'll get the job, Hogan won't do the job...and he'll get away with it again. Say what you will about Hogan, but the guy knows how to play the political game.

May I just say...AWESOME STIP! Seriously, that just sounds like fun to write.

for some reason...i'd watch this...and mark out the whole time.... probably because I'm a raging pscyhotic... the Vince vs. Eric match announced at the end though would end up being at the Rumble where Steph, Shane, Vince, Linda, Eric, Austin, Foley, Eric and Linda's fetus child, Hot Rod, JJ Dillon, Hogan, Schillar, Flair, Heyman, and Regal are all put into the Rumble instead of the wrestlers...and whomever wins gets control of the WWE... ...sadly in the final seconds of the Rumble X-pac would rush out and throw out the two remaining stars...who would be Foley and Linda's fetus child...and then declare himself owner of the WWE even though he wasn't in the match in the first place.... ...then he would reveal himself to be a starving HHH ... who would then tell the world that for all these years Vince Russo had been playing the part of HHH, as "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" had been wrestling as "El Conquistador"... ...this all makes sense if you think about it... And I thought your Santa match was bad. So...Raw. Expect maybe Bischoff to add Test/Steiner and La Res to the Tag Turmoil, now they're not 'fired' anymore...plus, a four team Tag Turmoil (with three face teams) would be really bad. And I have a REALLY bad feeling they'll make Lita/Trish vs Jericho/XTian for Armageddon.

"You Can't See Me" and "V.1AAAAAH" are gold.

It was Train. Then again, he also called Charlie Haas a 'Hoss' at the same event...so, yeah...

I frog splashed a friend from a climbing frame during a mock wrestling match many years ago. I think it hurt him, but I'm not exactly a thin guy...so there ya go. Obviously though, if you're trained, they shouldn't hurt that much.

So, does that mean Show's first defense will be really important because he's never defended it?

And they wonder why Vince doesn't listen to us.

Wasn't Show's mat classic with Shannon last week for the belt?

Nathan Jones is available... Other than that; AmDrag, Samoa Joe...or as someone else said, Doug Williams. He could put on some technical classics with Ki and Daniels for sure.

Word Life starts with a W. The logo is a W. And that's about it. I don't like it to be honest. If you weren't a long time wrestling fan, you 'wouldn't get it'...not to mention it's pretty bland. And white. I hate white shirts. Now the Big Show one.

On Smackdown!: Sean O'Haire Honorable Mention: A-Train Also: Rikishi/S2H A-Train Big Show Bradshaw On Raw: SuckBag Orton, obviously Honorable Mention: Goldberg Also: Mark Henry Gail Kim(upon return) Sylvan Grenier(upon return) Scott Steiner and of course, some others that I don't care to remember... O'Haire looked pretty decent on Velocity. Like he had, you know, charisma. He actually did stuff in between moves. That's an improvement. Not to mention the crowd were digging his offense. A-Train hasn't been half bad recently. Benoit helped him along in their matches, his matches with Bradshaw were better than expected...he puts effort into his matches. Rikishi and Scotty would be great...if it was 2000 again. They're not really horrendously bad, just mediocre. You mentioned A-Train twice. Big Show has had a pretty good year...and he's been motivated. Hell, he's had some pretty good matches this year. Bradshaw? I'll give you that. The Orton hate. Ah, the Orton hate. I still don't get why it's gotten so out of hand. Nothing offensive from Orton in my view. Goldberg? Get with the times bro. He's gotten over despite being hated from his debut, he's been booked fantastically recently, his offense is crowd popping...and the hate ended quite a while ago. I don't mind Henry too much, but I'll give you that one. And Kim. But then again, she was thrown in at the deep end. Grenier. I'll give you that. And yeah, Steiner is so unintentially funny it's great.

Well, I'd comment on the TNA stuff...but the guy dishing it out has probably, from his Jarrett guitar comment, never watched the product, so I won't bother. It wouldn't be worth it Instead, let's all rejoice JR style! (in monotone voice)"Hell, I can't sing a dang lick bah gawd. Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah, goodbye, nah nah, nah nah nah, hey hey, goodbye, nah nah, goodbye Nathan!, hey hey, good bye...nah nah nah."