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  1. King Cucaracha

    The One and Only Smackdown! HCTP Thread

    I've had something similar happen with colours changing.. I was fighting Rock one time and he went for the People's Elbow, all the camera flashes went off and suddently his elbow pad [the one he was taking off] was silver. That must be another glitch, because it's happened to me too.
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    11/20/03 HeldDOWN~! booking

    I'll be working on a promo this week rather than a match...got a big SJL match or two coming up. But if there's anything you want me to do for this angle between me and the UGS crew Zack, then let me know.
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    SJL Metal Card for Tuesday, 11/18/03

    Fans Bring The Weapons= HUZZAH! Be shocked if there isn't a fan in leiderhosen with a baguette for a weapon. Good luck to Aecas...should be a fun one to write.
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    11-13-03 Crimson Comments

    How..DARE YOU!?! Like I said in the card thread, I lost the first half of my match late last night, so I'm surprised my slight rush job won...pleasently surprised that is. Plus I agree about the baguette thing...despite it now becoming a running joke. But I couldn't think of anything else European to put in a pie that's knock someone out...except maybe a drunken Brit in Malaga. OY! Congrats to Clark and Royal...maybe I'll be defending the 'other belt' against you next week .
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    SJL Crimson 11/13/03

    Well, shit. I lost the first half of my match and a prospective promo because of this stupid, defective floppy disk I have. So, my match won't be very long. It will be in, but it will suck.
  6. I don't see the fuss. Two guys get drunk, and end up in a fight. It's not exactly uncommon in the world. You need to visit some bars and pubs over here in 'Jolly' old England. Not exactly a fireable offense. No-one got seriously hurt, nobody's filing a lawsuit...two professional wrestlers had a fight after getting drunk. Just give them a fine, slap on the wrist and tell them to end the feud or next time it'll be worse.
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    The thread Dames never wants to experience

    Argh...this thread has made me really parranoid now. Like Dames, a spider biting me would probably then lead to a heart or panic attack of some sort.
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    Are they going to add to the PPV

    1) ANOTHER feud? How many have they had again? 2) That made me laugh, in an ironic kind of way. But seriously, I don't count this as a re-hash. The basis for the feud won't be 'abusive uncle bullies nephew until crazed nephew fights back'. 3) They're not brothers.
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    Are they going to add to the PPV

    1. Continuing his upper card feud with the Big Show and beating him. 2. Joining Angle and Benoit in their wars against Brock 3. Just going on a tear and establishing himself as a title contender. 4. Starting an issue with McMahon and establishing a pseudo-feud with Vince keeps sending minions after him. 5. Climbing the ladder of opponents that Brock has set up in his path until he has no one left but Brock. 1) A one off match with Show where he wins...fine. 'Continuing the feud'... no way. Believe me...a Show-Eddie segment is much more likely to be the 'funny' stuff we all hate the WWE for than an Eddie-Chavo segment. Plus the matches will be more of a waste of Eddie's talents. I like Show and all, but Eddie is capable of more than two star matches. 2) Replace Bradshaw with Eddie and Jones with Chavo for the Survivor Series match...then yeah. You don't want Eddie getting in the way of Benoit's 'big singles run' though. 3) I'll give you that one. If Chavo was worth more at this moment, then it wouldn't be so bad. 4) McMahon's busy with Taker...plus there's no chance Eddie would look good up against/with McMahon. 5) That would work. They could...could...put all these together with the Chavo feud to make it better. Going into a FB tangent... Have Eddie beat Show for the US Title...sure it'd devalue the belt a little due to the quick change-back, and stop Show in his tracks...but they can get past that eventually. Then the feud with Chavo would mean more, being for the US Title. Eddie does something to piss off McMahon somehow...have him beat Lesnar non-title if need be. McMahon adds Eddie to the 'hit-list' along with Benoit, Taker and possibly Angle. Chavo sees a chance, and aligns himself with Vince...causing Eddie to claim Chavo has turned his back on the family, and that he's a disgrace. This hits home with Chavo, and he seems to be coming around. Eddie and Taker tag against Lesnar and another of Vince's cronies...big beat-down at the end with McMahon's five(the hoss SS team) beating down Taker and Eddie. Chavo comes down looking to make a save, but instead goes after Eddie...Angle, Benoit and probably Cena make the save eventually. In the weeks leading up to Eddie/Chavo, Lesnar tries to train up Chavo to become more of an intimidating force, causing Chavo to show signs of becoming more serious and more sadistic. Kinda like when Angle went on the rampage and broke Scotty's ankle. Have Chavo do something to make him more than just another cruiserweight. Then at the next PPV available, have Eddie-Chavo, No DQs. Let them go all out to put on a good match, and have Eddie go over. McMahon promptly decides Chavo is not good enough for his team, and gets rid of him. Eddie then gets the shot at Lesnar for the Rumble or NWO(if that's SD only, can't remember). Chavo can then try and beg for forgiveness, but be turned down by Eddie...then ship Chavo off to Raw in exchange for someone like RVD or Jericho. Eddie goes on to win the belt, and everyone's happy.
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    Are they going to add to the PPV

    1) Isn't Benoit supposed to be getting the title shot in the near future? If so, Eddie needs something to do to keep him busy till then. I can name five things for him to do that are better than a midcard feud with his "interest impaired" nephew. He's spent six months climbing up the ladder, and now he's gonna go down about four rungs. That sucks. Eddy's at the point where he should be getting over himself, not having all his upward progress halted so he can help someone else. They're Kurt Angle-ing him. I see your point AS, I do. I'd rather see Eddie going for the World Title now than anything else. And I get why it's not a positive step for Eddie. But at the same time, I'm looking forward to the feud itself...for the matches and the segments that go with it. So...anyway...these five better things would be... The segments will be awful, because everything has to be FUNNY~! these days. Mark my words, this feud will ruin Eddie. Knowing the WWE recently, the sad thing is you're probably right. But the segment a few weeks back where Eddie publicly apologised to the crowd for his 'bad run' wasn't meant to be funny...it was 'emotional', and Eddie just about made it work. I doubt they'll try and be 'funny' with a nephew vs uncle feud.
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    The One and Only Smackdown! HCTP Thread

    Simple. None of Cena's moves are high damage really, and his strength isn't high compared to those he's facing in the upper mid too. I had that problem as Cena. Best advise is to get to know your moves well, so you know which moves do more damage...and taunt when you have the chance. Or you could just knock out the ref and use a chair. Either way. Ah, funny thing...I just went through the whole 'save JR in Oklahoma' story, and started the feud with Vince. And I ended up in a cage match against him at Backlash as main event. The funny thing is... ...I'm Funaki. Funaki vs Vince...SMELL THE RATINGS~!
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    SJL Crimson 11/13/03

    Huzzah! Time to think up some European pie flavas methinks! On a sidenote...I'll try and promo if possible, but I do have an OAOAST match to write as well, so it is doubtful.
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    Who has drawn?

    I'm not getting into the arguement of who drew and who didn't, because you could argue every time that one person doesn't make a show draw. Anyway...most people from the target audience who buy (i.e the IWC) will buy the show to see how much Luger has deteriated since 01 when he was last in the big time. And I predict some scathing reviews.
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    Are they going to add to the PPV

    1) Isn't Benoit supposed to be getting the title shot in the near future? If so, Eddie needs something to do to keep him busy till then. I can name five things for him to do that are better than a midcard feud with his "interest impaired" nephew. He's spent six months climbing up the ladder, and now he's gonna go down about four rungs. That sucks. Eddy's at the point where he should be getting over himself, not having all his upward progress halted so he can help someone else. They're Kurt Angle-ing him. I see your point AS, I do. I'd rather see Eddie going for the World Title now than anything else. And I get why it's not a positive step for Eddie. But at the same time, I'm looking forward to the feud itself...for the matches and the segments that go with it. So...anyway...these five better things would be...
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    Are they going to add to the PPV

    1) Isn't Benoit supposed to be getting the title shot in the near future? If so, Eddie needs something to do to keep him busy till then. 2) Eddie will do everything in his power to make people 'give a crap' about Chavo. This could help Chavo break out of the midcard for a while if they work it right. Just look at their WCW feud. Sure, it was goofy...but it worked. Chavo got over, Eddie got over. 3) The matches should be a fresh change...not just because it's the first time in the WWE they're meeting(if Chavo turns), but also they can both work. Eddie has the capability to make Chavo look better than most people. And Chavo is an underrated worker. 4) As has already been said, it ***SHOULD*** be an easy feud to book. WWE'll probably screw this up...but the basics are there. Long time team, relatives, both faces, Eddie the more popular of the two...it writes itself.
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    Cruiserweights...

    As well as those mentioned, the majority of active SJLers right now are cruiserweights, or could be considered cruiserweights. I think it'd be a good starting point for certain bumpees...cough cough... ...to get a headstart in the SWF. Hell, like Rando, I'd be a cruiserweight based wrestler if I get bumped in the near future...the guys who are cruiserweights prefer cruiserweight style matches I guess. But, you don't want too many titles, that's the main problem. The more titles there are, the less important each one becomes.
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    11/9 Wrath Comments - sponsored by Disney

    Well, that's going in the sig
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    11/9 Wrath Comments - sponsored by Disney

    I won!?! Man, that's a shock, I wasn't expecting to win. Congrats too to Aecas, Korgath and...SPIKE!?! And welcome back to Clark. The SWF stuff was interesting...I can see the problem with it, but with the PPV coming up it'll increase our awareness of SWF, but also some of the SWFers might read our show to find out what happened. On the subject, are we getting another 'Countdown To...' show before the PPV, or was that just for Genesis?
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    The One and Only Smackdown! HCTP Thread

    I just had a great faction in my first season. The World Tag Champs Shelton Benjamin(me) and Rodney Mack...Women's Champion Jazz...and World Champion The Rock. Of course, we were the Nation of Domination. So it was a bit of a letdown when Taker jumped over and saved me from a beating from the Corporation (Shawn, Austin, HHH, Goldberg and Trish) Nash is way too over-rated on this match. He beat me and Jericho in a handicap match on Easy for Christ sakes. Oh, and the Royal Rumble is total crap. After one Rumble I've vowed never to touch it again. Why they tweaked it so damn much, and left the rush job crap behind I don't know.
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    David Blaine's "Dive of Death"

    Wait...he had writing utensils in the box? OMG IT WAS A HOAX!!! Back on topic...kind of...Blaine should have just stuck to street magic. That stuff was enjoyable. The endless stream of pointless stunts are just boring and deeply open to ridicule.
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    HeldDown booking

    k, spec is up. I'll get the debutants match done ASAP...if you want me to do anything else anyone, just ask.
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    HeldDown booking

    There's no real jobbers per say, but you can take the liberty of using your own creation/random wrestler in order to establish yourself. If you wanna take on Chris Benoit or Repo Man, it's all good with me. Glad to see you liked my idea. We can talk more about it via PM or on UGS whenever you want. Well, by jobber I didn't mean 'jobber'...just someone to beat. But I guess I could create someone and have a 'debutants match'...if that's cool with you.
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    The One and Only Smackdown! HCTP Thread

    Finally got it, and it really is a great game. The hours just passed me by playing this without me realising...hell, I was supposed to go into school for a couple of hours in the afternoon, but totally missed the time. Rey Rey is awesome, Goldberg too...I love the way Taker sells certain punches by shaking it off and raising his fists. The half boston version WGTT use is a cool move. I marked out for the Benoit bomb, Piper's thumbs to the eye, a slinghot through the elimination chamber glass...awesome stuff. So far the only bad thing I've seen is Cena's entrance. What's up with the dance thing he does in the ring?
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    Crash Holly passes away

    Damn, that's a major shock. Condolances to the friends, family and everyone... R.I.P Crash
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    HeldDown booking

    Zack, I've nearly got my character spec done...and should be able to do something for the show. If anyone's got a jobber I can go over, that'd be cool. Oh, and Zack...about the story you mentioned on UGS...I think that'd be good to go with. Once I get this first show done with, I'll try to come up with some ideas to get it running.
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