King Cucaracha

That annoyed the hell out of me. Oh well...Stevie's mullet salvaged the whole DVD for me

RRR...your arguement is hurting my head. You didn't order the PPV, but say it was shit. You criticise the people who bought the PPV, saying it was shit. But you didn't see the PPV, so your opinion has no ground. If you watched it, and had facts to back up your statement of it being shit, then people probably wouldn't agrue with you. Oh, and I am not stupid because I didn't pay a penny Anyway, ratings... Maven vs Stevie Night Heat - *1/2. Decent enough for Heat. Which is funny, seeing as I'm a big Velocity fan all of a sudden. (Tazz plus Matthews=gold) Maven's upcoming heel turn is so blatant, it's getting old. They need to turn him quick. Most noteable for- Victoria's legdrop thing and Stevie being great as ever. La Resistance/Conway vs. Dudleyz - *1/4...standard table stuff, predictable 3-D spot, shock ending. Most noteable for- The Dudleyz almost doing to Conway what La Res did to Spike...if there wasn't another table there, Conway would have got the same landing as Spike did. HBK vs. Orton - **1/2 I'm a fan of both guys. Yeah, I LIKE Orton. So shoot me. Decent enough match, HBK carrying it if I'm honest. The ending was way too murky though IMO. I thought Flair had screwed up at first. Most noteable for- Flair sweating too much And a technical fault with Sky Sports cutting out a minute or so of my match. Test vs. Steiner - *1/4 I actually quite enjoyed this. I say quite. Steiner messed up a double underhook powerbomb...but all in all, it wasn't too bad. Most noteable for- Stacy. Her involvement was the centre of the match. Kim/Molly vs. Lita/Trish - * Not bad. I didn't actually watch it for the most part. What I saw was ok enough. Most noteable for- Litasault. Kane vs Shane - 1/4* I usually can bare Shane matches. This one wasn't one of them. Jericho vs. RVD vs. Christian - *3/4. Oh my god. How can anyone give this three stars. This bored the hell out of me, and the crowd. Was it me, or was this WAY too long. The finish was a typical cowardly heel finish. For those of you who don't like that...tough shit. Christian plays a cowardly character. That's how his matches should end. Most noteable for- The cool powerbomb/electric chair spot that woke the crowd up a bit. Coach/Snow vs. Ross/King - 1/2* Oh, gotta see those puppies! The Snowman and The Coach just rule. Crap match, but it wasn't supposed to be a mat classic. And to RRR moaning about this being in the semi-main event position...it fitted in with the storyline. If you had watched before casting your ever-correct eye, you'd realise this. Most noteable for- JR seeing fit to commentate certain parts of the match. Funny stuff. Goldberg vs. HHH - ** I liked this match. I'm not a Fuck Goldberger. I can see Goldberg tried here. And the crowd cheered for him, which sadly is a plus. Most noteable for- Goldberg selling the sledgehammer shot. I expected much more bitching about that when I got on here. Overall- For what it was, it was decent. But still...nothing anywhere near special. Nowhere near the worst PPV ever though.

If he is really over then why the anti-climatic feeling last night after he won the belt or those Goldberg Sucks!!! chants during the match? As long as Goldberg drops the title to Kane instead of HHH, then it will be fine for me, but as of now any little chance they had to get Goldberg over was lost back @ Summerslam. Well, I didn't hear any Goldberg Sucks chants but I'll assume you're right as I was pretty tired during the end of the show. I did, however, definitely hear GOOOOLDBERG chants breaking out several times during Heat and the PPV including every time they ran the promo and prior to the match. You are bound to get Goldberg Sucks chants to some degree because, well, he does suck. But he is also getting a lot of pro-Goldberg chants off the fans, and in my eyes that makes him over, or at least more over than 95% of the rest of the Raw roster. I didn't hear any/many Goldberg sucks chants either. I haven't heard many Goldberg sucks chants since the week before Summerslam...maybe even before that. I did here a bunch of whiney Fuck Goldbergers who couldn't admit Goldberg didn't really do much wrong at Unforgiven, and also was over last night. Hell...he got about 10 times the amount of crowd pops that RVD, Y2J and Christian got in their match put together. I'm actually looking forward to Raw...and the first night of...The Coach and The Snowman... *punches fists together* And for all the RVD for champ guys...I think the reaction during his match last night has pushed him downwards if anything. Side note: I wonder how long Maven's gonna take before turning. Maybe we'll see it this week...

The courts no doubt. And this woman must seriously be messed up in the head. I mean, she probably could have just pleaded insanity and got away with it. From the sounds of things, she probably should have. She must have some sort of problem.

Yeah, like 'ha, the police are behind you'. A load of my pals went down on Saturday to see him apparantly. If anything interesting happened, then I'd be surprised. Although the other day, Sir Paul McCartney went crazy when he went to see it. He said something about coming to see 'the stupid fuck in the box', lashed out at a photographer, and publicly fired someone.

Amen to that...

Funny, I'm English, and I've never noticed speaking backwards. Except this one time...which I'd rather not talk about. Anyway, what British Comedies are these? Johnson...notice the question mark, due to the 'what' in the sentence. As an 'A' grade English student, I know sentences starting with 'what' or 'why' end with a question mark. It's REALLY basic grammar. No offense.

Alright. I was angry for a while, but I'm better now. So sue me. I'm human. IT HAPPENS. And btw, I actually thought you were alright until the whole "Ooh, A TOOL! Ooh, how INSULTING! Ooh, it was UN-NECESSARY!" thing. Man, was I this much of a dike when I was in the SJL? No, turns out I wasn't. Guess the bug hit after I left. One last thing... I couldn't have vacated it and made the EC match... there was no one left who deserved the title shot... well, no one else was rp'ing at the time, anyhow. Why don't YOU guys stick to running YOUR FED YOUR WAY and let ME run MY FED MY WAY? And yes, when used the way it has been used in the past, I do take tool as an offensive remark. I apologize for the idiot thing. Not that I expect you guys to apologize to me... I expect that would be asking too much. EDIT: Damn, I was all over the place in that post! 1) I don't run a fed. :rollseyes: 2) Apologise for what?

Yeah, so the Fake WWE Title is the one that DOESN'T change hands once a month. Oh, and Coach and Snow are so going over. Pity it's only for another 'Austin coughs, Austin reinstates face, Bischoff is angry' segment

Not my fault. The dude who WAS the Champ quit, I had to do SOMETHING with it, I couldn't vacate it, b/c I would have had to scrap the Elimination Chamber match if I did, and I wasn't going to do that. Besides, I can post the whole damn match here if you want, but I lose the belt. I never even intended to keep the belt. I was just holding it until the next guy came along to win it. Ooh, a whole TWO WEEKS! And I agree. I'm not as good as some of the other rp'ers in my fed, and I'm not trying to say that I am. However, if you're just going by what I did in SJL, you're horribly mistaken about my rp skills. I've written plenty of 2k+ roleplays in other feds, namely the AJWF. However, thank you for being unbiased. At least you didn't go into a tirade about how "oh, the BWF sucks, Blazenwing sucks, blah, blah, blah" like some people. The tool comment was unnecessary, though, and kind of tainted anything you had to say for the remainder of the post. I do see where you're coming from, though. Of course you could have vacated it and kept the Elimination Chamber. And Superstar is right...you're a hypocrite. It's alright for you to call the SWF/SJL guys idiots, but we can't use a word like tool...which I wouldn't neccesarily call derogatory. In your words... Ooh, A TOOL! Ooh, how INSULTING! Ooh, it was UN-NECESSARY!

See? People tend to not forget stupid things. Ooh, Thoth... yeah, you got me to think I was being sued. Oh damn, yeah, you REALLY owned me. Anyhow, i don't care what the SWF/SJL-er's say. We already got a new member thanks to this thread, so I say the more the merrier. Ahahaha... you really can't pay for this kind of exposure. Thanx, Thoth! My unbiased thoughts, being an e-fed veteran. Blazenwing...you're a tool. But honestly...there's a LOT of unwritten rules with e-feds. One of them is this...when the e-fed boss is also the World Champion, steer WELL clear, because you're likely to get jobbed out for his personal pleasure. And no offense...but if you're World Champion, that doesn't say a lot, seeing as you're nowhere near the best RPer in your own fed...given the chance, I'm sure I could beat you. And to those of you unfamiliar with the 'owning of Blazenwing', search for it in the SWF/SJL General folder...along with Landon Maddix...8 and 1 BABAY1 As far as SJL goes, the work-rate is not as much as it first looks. If you want to succeed, you have to put the effort in obviously. But once you get into the swing of things, it really isn't as much of a workload as you'd expect. Plus, you have MUCH more control over your character than just a RPing fed. I highly recommend the SJL to you all...and await my push for being a lovable, pro SJL tool... *waits anxiously*

Thanks...I'm a little blurry on 94, considering it was 9 years ago and everything. Glad to see you enjoyed it though. ANYONE else want to feedback me? Dames...anyone...

Man, I am so getting a writing job on a soap opera when I leave school.

Raven's got the kind of gimmick you can make a World Champion out of anywhere. He could have be over enough to justify winning it at any time, WWE or WCW, given the right storyline.

So wait...they swerved us by making and cancelling a Chris Daniels match? I like MLW and all, and the show sounds pretty cool, but that's a stupid thing to do IMO.

Live it says under my avatar...it says entertainment on the marquee.

I agree on most of that but this Benoit/Rhyno feud is absolutely horrendous. I agree. Rhyno's gotten JACK SHIT in terms of victories since then and the only progress he's had so far is when he conspired with A-Train. It doesn't say much for him. Which is why throwing Angle in with Benoit before the Benoit/Rhyno feud is improved and finished is a BAD idea.

I actually suffer from Hypermetropia...meaning I need glasses..and can see Deacon trying to be a smart-ass. Use sycophant

So...is there a reason Teddy Hart can't be in this?

So...I'm cool too?

I agree on most of that but this Benoit/Rhyno feud is absolutely horrendous. Oh yeah...but that's probably on Vince's to do list... "I have a to do list... AAAAAHHHHH"

Well...here we go again. Benoit has no reason to face Angle. 1)They've already met on PPV about 16 times...eventually, it begins to get repetitive. 2)Benoit should be feuding with Rhyno. Shoving Benoit and Angle together totally damages Rhyno. In an ideal world, Vince would be looking to keep as many of his superstars strong as possible. A Benoit-Rhyno feud would benefit both...Benoit-Angle wouldn't benefit Rhyno. 3)Benoit-Angle would be the most pathetic example of lazy booking ever. It's like ''Oh, Benoit and Angle have had about 8 or 9 matches on PPV before...lets throw them together again, give them a two/three week feud and hope for the best.' Just like at the Rumble. Sure, it produces a great match. But in the long run, it just leaves that match...a match which could have gone to someone actually given a meaningful feud with Angle. I'd rather see a Big Show-Angle feud with build-up than the Benoit-Angle 'One attack, they hate each other, we'll have a match' crap we usually get. 4)Face vs face. We don't need another Brock-Angle 'we're friends that will fight' feud. And we definatly don't need another turn. Eddie Guerrero has just turned AGAIN. Brock turned weeks ago. We don't need another Benoit or Angle turn. It would further damage the process of turning someone.

1) They were overrated and subsequently overhyped to hell. 2)ANGLE MAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!

Oh wow...one loss, and suddenly I don't get booked Nah, no problem. I'll be sending in a promo for y'all, and I'm on the verge of choosing one of two ways to go...so you may get a little character development on my part.

[Well...darn it. There's my prospective records gone...first up, congrats to Bowers. Hopefully I get a rematch sometime soon. And secondly...I thought I'd put this up, ask for a little feedback. I think I kinda know where I went wrong...namely starting the match about 2/3 hours before the deadline But anyway, read on...any feedback is welcomed.] Returning from a commercial break, the crowd at the Joe Louis Arena are standing, going crazy as soon as they see themselves on the big screens around the arena. After a few seconds of this, the camera quickly shoots over to Judge, Annie and Ejiro at ringside sitting at the announce table…Ejiro’s SWF US Title sitting easily noticeable in front of him. Ejiro: Welcome back to the Jim Louis Arena! Judge: Err…it’s Joe Louis. Ejiro: Joe Louis, sorry. Annie: Who's Jim Louis? Ejiro: Who's Joe Louis? Judge- Guys please…up next, it’s Television Title time…and it’s one on one, Landon Maddix versus Brian Bowers. It’s pretty obvious who the fans in the JOE Louis Arena will be behind here. Brian Bowers has not endeared himself to anyone in his short time here. Funyon- Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall…and is for the SJL World Television CHAMPIONSHIIIP!!! The now near customary cheer goes up for this…not just for it meaning a title match, but also a Landon Maddix appearance. Slowly the cheers begin to tail off, as the houselights suddenly cut out and the video screen cuts to static. “The Gash” by The Flaming Lips begins playing, to large boos from the crowd as Brian Bowers and Kate Elliot step out from the back. Funyon: Introducing first, he is the challenger. He is accompanied to the ring by Kate Elliot, and hails from Sudbury, Ontario Canada. Weighing 236 pounds…he is BRIIIAAAN BOOOWWWEEERS!!! Bowers and Elliot shuffle their way to the ring, Kate carrying her backpack as ever and Brian wearing his duster jacket. Ejiro- So…is the tramp look in with you Annie? Annie- I don’t know…she’s a little old for me. Judge- Really? Ejiro- Really!?! Annie-……ok, no. Bowers rolls into the ring, as Kate does the same, and both go over to ‘their’ corner. Slowly Bowers removes his jacket, and passes it to Kate, who seems to be slightly grimacing as she moves. As Bowers slowly de-robes, the opening chords of “The Fight Song” ring through the Joe Louis Arena, quickly drowned out by the cheers of the sold out crowd. Funyon- And the opponent…the reigning and defending SJL Television Champion. From Huron, South Dakota…weighing 206 pounds…LAAANDOOON MAAADDIIIX!!! At the sound of his name, Landon Maddix steps through the curtain to a big pop from those in the Joe Lou. In the ring, Bowers gives out a sour look at the reaction, as meanwhile Maddix makes his way down the aisle, tagging hands with those closest to him. Eventually he makes it to the apron, and rolls into the ring. Quickly unstrapping his Television Championship belt, Landon raises it in the air to more cheers, cheers which increase the sourness on Bowers’ face. Slowly, Kate leaves the ring as Bowers stands looking across the ring, trying to get himself ready. Maddix passes the belt to appointed referee Sexton Hardcastle, and it’s shown to Bowers as is customary. Judge- That’s what this match is all about…that SJL Television Championship which Maddix seems to have a death grip on. Ejiro- Almost like me and my belt… Judge- Yeah…‘almost’. The bell is rung, the belt passed out of the ring, as Bowers leaves his corner for the first time since his entrance. Bowers looks all business, as meanwhile Maddix by the ropes, talking to some of the fans at ringside. This seems to start getting to Bowers, and eventually he gets sick of it and looks to attack. Instead of charging at Maddix, Brian tries to sneak up on the TV Champion. The fans however see Bowers, and quickly warn Maddix…which gives Maddix time to sidestep the lunge from Bowers, and quickly kick Bowers up the ass, sending him crashing out to the floor. This gets a good few laughs from the crowd, which obviously angers Bowers, but seems to anger Kate Elliot even more. Annie- Ha…nice start for Brian. Judge- Well, that may very well be the kick up the ass Brian needed…no pun intended. Ejiro- Oh ha ha…since when did you two start trying to be comedians. Annie- Oh sorry…trying to be a comedian is your job, isn’t it? Running around the ring, Kate is already shouting at Bowers from the opposite side of the ring. Not wanting to feel Kate’s ‘wrath’, Brian quickly jumps up to the apron, only to get a forearm to the face from Landon. A couple more forearms follow up, before Bowers finally wakes up and goes for a right hand. Maddix sees it, and using the middle rope shoots himself under the bottom rope, and through a confused Bowers’ legs. By the time Brian has realised Maddix has gone, his legs have already been pulled from the apron…and he crashes face first into the apron, as Maddix rolls back in. This time Kate gets the chance to yell at Brian, who just sits on the concrete floor, holding his jaw while the tongue lashing goes on beside him. Judge- Maddix is just too quick right now for the older Bowers. Annie- And Kate is letting him know about it! Slowly Bowers gets to his feet, and starts to try to apologise to Kate. Maddix meanwhile begins to charge across the ring, and as he gets to the ropes drops down, looking to land a baseball slide on Bowers. The veteran sees his coming and side-steps though, grabbing Landon and sending him crashing into the retaining barrier as he slides out of the ring. Landon crashes into the barrier hard, and falls forward clutching his neck, as Kate yells at Bowers to follow up. Ejiro- Well, you just know Bowers is painting a mental bull’s-eye on Landon’s neck…and not just because of Landon’s pencil neck. Judge- No…Bowers does tend to work on the neck of opponents, both for the NMA and the Northern Spike. When he’s not cheating of course. Obeying the order from Kate, Bowers quickly lays in a couple of stomps to the back of Maddix’s head furthering the assault on the neck. Grabbing him by the hair, Bowers then pulls Maddix to his feet, pushing him forward into the ring apron as he does so. Bowers rolls in the weakened Television Champion, and follows in picking his spot as he goes. Another couple of stomps connect with Maddix’s neck, stopping him in the process of getting back up. With Kate seemingly more content now, slowly Brian seems to be enjoying himself. He drags Maddix to his feet and hits a knee to the midsection…although the knee seems to connect significantly lower than the midsection. Holding his groin, Landon is doubled over, and prime for an attack…but instead of going for a high impact move, Bowers simply drives a double axehandle to the back of the head which sends Landon crashing face first to the mat. Annie- Looks like Brian is content to beat the tar out of this kid. Ejiro- Tar? Annie, you should know kids can’t smoke. Annie- It’s an expression Ejiro…just like shut the fu… Judge- Ok, we should stop that right there I think! With his opponent laid face down on the mat, Brian seems in control of the match, and decides to climb to the middle rope. Looking down on his target, and points out his elbow as he raises one arm in the air. With his elbow still outstretched, Bowers springs off the middle rope, and drives the point of the elbow into the neck of Maddix. His body spasms from the impact, as Bowers quickly rolls Maddix over and makes a cover… …ONE… …TWO… …T..Kickout by Maddix. Annie- No, it’s still way to early for a win. Ejiro- Worth a try though…especially with the shape this kid’s neck’s in. Pulling Landon to his feet, Bowers hits another knee to the midsection ‘area’ and a double axehandle to the back of the neck. The challenger then backs off the ropes, and swings out looking for a clothesline… …but Maddix ducks… …Bowers begins to turn back around, as Maddix himself runs to the ropes, and comes back with a clothesline of his own. Bowers doesn’t get chance to duck, and catches the arm square across his sternum. Getting straight back up, Bowers looks a little shocked, leaving his arm hanging within reach for Maddix. The TV Champion takes advantage, grabbing it and hitting an arm drag, locking on an armBAR straight afterwards. Judge- Well, outwrestling Bowers may not be the best strategy…if I were Landon I’d use my speed. Ejiro- But you’re not Landon…and you can’t use your speed…no offense. Judge- Err…none taken. Maddix wrenches back on the arm, only for Bowers to quickly power back to his feet, and counter with an arm drag of his own. Maddix manages to land on his feet from the arm drag though, and run to the ropes. Going for another clothesline, Maddix lunges forward, only for Brian to duck. A grab of the hair bends Maddix over backwards, and quickly Brian hooks the head, pulling back and hooking in a dragon sleeper. Ejiro- Beautiful move! He’s gonna snap Landon’s head right off his shoulders!!! Once he has the hold locked in, Brian drops to one knee to increase the pressure on the neck. The crowd start clapping rhythmically, trying to will Landon back into the match, as Kate stands by the apron, clearly still not satisfied with Bowers’ effort. He seems to be doing pretty well for himself though as he wrenches back even more. LANDON! LANDON! LANDON! The crowd vocally start to get behind Landon, as Sexton Hardcastle begin to check on Landon’s rapidly diminishing level of consciousness. Still the crowd chant Landon’s name, some of those in the front row getting some verbal abuse from Kate for their troubles. The look on Brian’s face slowly becomes more and more determined, as Sexton clutches a hold of Maddix’s arm…shaking it looking for any signs of life. Ejiro- It’s over…it’s really over. We’re gonna have a new champion right here guys! As Brian wrenches the neck back once more, referee Hardcastle raises Landon’s arm…# …and lets it drop once. Ejiro- Ring the bell, it’s over. Annie- Not yet it isn’t…this kid…oh wait, Kate’s jumping up and down. I’ll finish that sentence in a minute. Hardcastle grabs the arm again, and much to the delight of Kate and Brian… …the arm drops once more. Maddix seems to be totally out, with nothing left seemingly. Another pull back on the neck by Bowers seems to just add insult to injury, as Hardcastle again grabs the arm. Looking over to the timekeeper, Hardcastle seems to be signalling that it’s almost over… …he raises the arm… …and it drops… …halfway, before shooting back up to an ERUPTION of cheers from the crowd. Bowers looks shocked, arguing with Hardcastle immediately, although keeping the Dragon Sleeper on at the same time. Maddix meanwhile is soaking up the crowd support now, using it as a catalyst to fight back. Looking for an escape, Landon shoots his right knee up, catching Bowers in the temple. The fight back seems to get the crowd even more vocal, as Maddix hits a second knee…this one forcing a break. Ejiro- God damn it how…how does he keep DOING this!?! A groggy Bowers holds his head, trying to shake off the effects of the knees, as Landon begins to get back to his feet. Brian sees this, forgets about his head and swings with a stiff right hand…only for Landon to duck, and counter with a roll-up… …ONE… …TWO… …two count only. Both men quickly get back to their feet, Landon up first and hitting a boot to the gut. A couple of forearms get driven into the back of Bowers’ back, as meanwhile Kate is getting increasingly frustrated on the outside. Maddix quickly runs off the ropes, and coming back grabs Bowers’ head, twisting it around into a swinging neckbreaker. Sensing her man is in trouble, Kate leaps onto the apron, which distracts referee Hardcastle. Annie- Ok…that’s a nice view. Judge- Yeah…I mean, what is she doing up there? Annie- From what I’m seeing, whatever she wants. Peeling away from Bowers, Landon sees Kate on the apron and falls for the distraction too. Landon moves towards Kate, who doesn’t back down and instead starts to yell abuse at Maddix. With a smile on his face Maddix gets close to Kate, and grabs her by the hair…the sold out crowd imploring Landon to hit Elliot… …suddenly, from behind Bowers sneaks up and catches Maddix with a lowblow! Immediately after this, Bowers uses the tights to pull Landon backwards, and into a roll-up of his own… …ONE… Bowers grabs a hold of the tights for good measure… …TWO… …T… …NO!!! Ejiro- Landon’s mind needs to stay on Bowers. That’s going to be his downfall I can feel it…Kate’s going to win the title for Brian Bowers. Judge- You’re beginning to sound just like Kate. Don’t you have confidence in Brian Bowers? Ejiro- Yeah, but I have more in Kate and her managerial abilities. Bowers quickly hits a knee to the kneeling Maddix, preventing him from getting up, before going to the top rope. Kate starts yelling at Bowers to get down, but he seems to try and ignore her. She still tries to make Brian see sense though, jumping to the apron again and yelling at him to rethink his strategy. Annie- He’s trying to outshow Maddix…stupid male pride. The presence of Kate on the apron stops Bowers on the middle rope, and allows Maddix to get back to his feet. Charging towards the corner, Maddix jumps up to the middle rope, launches off it and nails a super Shining Wizard kick, to a deafening roar from the crowd!!! Bowers collapses to the side, and only just misses wiping out Kate, who quickly jumps to the floor. Meanwhile, a clearly smarting Maddix lays on the mat, holding his neck after an awkward landing. HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Slowly Maddix begins to come around, and rolls to the apron. Getting back up he lays in a couple of boots to Bowers on the apron, until Kate suddenly grabs a hold of Maddix’s foot in a desperate attempt to stop him. A struggle briefly ensues, finishing as Maddix pushes Kate off, sending her crashing into the announce table, and drawing shouts from the suddenly not so tough SWF announce team. Judge- Damn…we nearly got wiped out over here… Ejiro- MY BELT! SHE KNOCKED OVER MY BELT! Judge- Oh please… Maddix looks down on what he has just done, which takes his eye off of Bowers, who is back up beside him. Maddix sees him in time and hits a right hand, but gets one straight back. Bowers nails a knee to the gut quickly, before grabbing a hold of Maddix and turning him, so he has Maddix in a backdrop position. The crowd leap to their feet expecting something big, as Bowers lifts Maddix up… Judge- Oh no…god no!!! Annie- This is going to end it… …but Maddix manages to float over from the backdrop attempt, and land on his feet on the apron behind Bowers. The TV Champion shoves Bowers in the back, which sends him towards the ring post, only for Brian to raise his foot up and manage to stop himself just in time. But Maddix is already charging towards Bowers…so he has to quickly shoot his leg out, and mule kick Landon. Suddenly, Bowers drops to his knees, as Hardcastle sees fit to check on Landon’s condition…and Bowers quickly grabs Kate’s backpack, which had been sitting in the corner since they got to ringside. Quickly Bowers pulls the zip on the bag open…and frantically pulls something out, clutching it against his body so it won’t be seen. Judge- Wait…what’s he got there? Ejiro- It looks like…deodorant. It is…hey Brian, pass it here…better yet, pass it to Annie. Annie- Hey, shut up fuckwit. Trying to fight his way into control again, Maddix doesn’t see Hardcastle’s concern necessary and shoves him away… …which only gives Brian the time to pull the cap off the deodorant can, and spray Landon in the eyes!!! Judge- Oh no! He may have blinded him! Ejiro- Beautiful! It’s the SJL, survival of the smartest! A yelp rings out around the arena immediately, coming form beneath the hands of Maddix, which are now clutched tight against his eyes in a futile attempt to block out the pain. Bowers quickly throws the deodorant to one side, and pushes Maddix back into the ring before Hardcastle can notice what’s happened. Annie- We’re about to see a miscarriage of justice here. Ejiro-…yeah, and a new champion to boot. Isn’t it great? Annie- No it’s not…it’s unfair. Ejiro- Boo freaking hoo Annie. It’s too late now anyway…someone better get this kid a guide dog quick, or he’ll never get out of here. Annie- You are so…so… Ejiro- So Ejiro! There’s no other word for it baby! The challenger, and looking close to being the new champion, pulls the blinded Maddix to his feet. Maddix still has his hands clamped tight over his face, giving Bowers a free shot with a quick yet stiff boot to the gut. Brian shoves the doubled over Maddix’s head between his legs, grabs a hold of the red and black tights of the TV Champion, and leans back…driving Landon head first to the mat. Judge- Pulling piledriver…this one is over. All the while, Landon still has his eyes covered with his hands, as Bowers stops momentarily to listen to the boos of the crowd. With a wry smile on his face, Bowers quickly turns Landon over, hooking the leg confidently… Annie- No…please not like this! …ONE… …TWO… …T… …H… …R… …E… Ejiro- Yes! Kate jumps up in the air on the outside in celebration… …JUST AS LANDON KICKS OUT! A deafening roar suddenly hits the Joe Louis Arena, compounding the shock on Brian Bowers’ scruffy face. Kate meanwhile is incensed on the outside, and goes routing into the backpack once more. Bowers meanwhile pulls Maddix to his feet again, and hits another hard knee to the ribs. Grabbing Maddix’s head, Bowers turns and drops Landon with a neckbreaker, before signalling that this is the end on his way back to his feet. Suddenly behind him, the can of deodorant gets rolled back into the ring by Kate, but Bowers doesn’t see it. Judge- What is she doing putting that back into the ring? Ejiro- Maybe she thinks Landon has a body odour problem…I sure wouldn’t argue with her. A smile has now emerged on Bowers’ face, as he looks down on the still visually impaired Landon Maddix. Stepping back, he rolls his arm for all to see, lining up a clothesline… …he takes another step back, to get more of a run-up… …and then another…but suddenly, treads on something. The deodorant can. Kate can only look on in despair, as the can causes Bowers to lose his footing, and crash to the mat. The back of his head rebounds violently off the mat on impact, as meanwhile Maddix is trying his best to get up. Through his blurry eyes, he manages to see Bowers’ position of falling…and climb out to the apron. Ejiro- No…damn it no. That stupid…why do the make them that shape…damn it. Judge- We’re about to see the end here I think…this looks like a moonsault about to land… Maddix grabs a hold of the top rope, taking a moment to wipe his eyes…before launching himself to the top rope. Using that, he springboards to the adjacent rope, which he then does the same from, only this time into a moonsault…landing perfectly across the gut of Brian Bowers!!! Judge- Yes! Fah-Laming Fury Moonsault!!! The crowd erupt, as Maddix quickly makes the pin, hooking the leg… …ONE… …TWO… …T… …H… …R… …E… …EKATE PUTS BRIAN’S FOOT ON THE ROPES!!! The crowd suddenly deflate, as Landon looks furious. Hardcastle though didn’t see the intervention of Kate, and has no power to do anything about it. Maddix does though, as he goes to the outside and starts to run after Kate, who is already sprinting off the other way. Around the ring the chase goes, until Kate suddenly takes a detour, rolling into the ring. She quickly runs on and out of the ring, as Maddix follows…Bowers waits though, swinging with a clothesline. Maddix ducks, and runs on, propelling himself off the ropes and nailing a flying forearm! Still favouring his neck slightly, Landon picks himself up and jumps up to the middle rope, as Bowers staggers over, and gets his head hooked across Landon’s shoulder. Ejiro- Damn it…come on Brian! Annie- He’s run straight into danger here. Ejiro- Oh shut up…come on Brian. It’s not over yet! The TV Champ pushes off the ropes, and twists around pulling Bowers down with him into the Crash Landon! Another large cheer goes up from the crowd, as Maddix uses all the strength he has to roll Bowers over…to crawl on top of him…and to make the cover…# …ONE… …TWO… …T… …Kate reaches out for Bowers’ leg… …H… …but he’s too far away… …R… …EEEEE!!! LANDON RETAINS ONCE MORE!!! Judge- It’s over! A breath-taking end to a back and forth, fast paced match. And Landon Maddix is still the SJL Television Champion! Ejiro- This is getting ridiculous! Damn it… Annie- Do you like saying ‘damn it’ or something. Ejiro- No…I’d prefer to say Landon loses. But it’s not happening damn it! “The Fight Song” starts up as Maddix is passed his title belt. Wearily he takes the belt from Hardcastle, and raises it in the air to celebrate another hard fought victory. Funyon- Here is your winner…and STILL SJL World Television Champion…LAAANDOOON MAAADDIIIX!!! Before Maddix even has time to celebrate though, into the ring rolls Kate Elliot with her backpack, a look of fury on her face. She quickly gives a disheartened look down at Bowers, before swinging her back pack towards Maddix… …but her turns just in time to grab it in mid swing! The crowd are on their feet again, as Maddix grabs a hold of Kate’s poorly died hair! Judge- No…he wouldn’t. Ejiro- Sure he would…he’s not the nice guy everyone says he is…he’s a jerk! Hit her! Annie- No…take her clothes off! With a smile on his face, Landon does neither…instead pulling Kate in… …and pulling her in for a long kiss, which Kate tries to struggle free from. Maddix doesn’t let her, and after a good few seconds of spit swapping, shoves her back down to Bowers, before gathering up his TV Title, and leaving the ring…the smile on his face much wider than before. Ejiro- What a no good…rotten… Judge- Easy Ejiro…you’re getting close to complimenting him here. Folks, we’re off to a commercial break…but we’ve still got a European Champion to crown, so stay tuned…don’t turn over… Ejiro- Or…we’ll get Maddix to kiss you. Or Judge…you wouldn’t want that.