King Cucaracha

Oh crap...

Well I never bought into the hype in the first place. Female Rey Mysterio...OVERHYPE~! But then again, I'm not gonna say she sucks so soon after debuting. Basically, she's a spot wrestler from what I've seen. I actually like women's wrestling on Raw(Smackdown's 'version' doesn't count as wrestling). Victoria is all round great. Always been a Jazz fan since ECW, and Trish and Molly are good too. There's no reason Gail Kim can't fit in. They can make a go of the division if they give Finlay the reign. And Kim can do well in it. It's just the overhype has worked against her.

Good god. To think, people wonder why anorexia is a problem when there's this sort of shit going on. So Stephanie isn't 'thin'. So what? I find her more attractive than someone like Stacy Keibler or Terri who are slim. And yet, because she's not as slim as other people she's instantly a fat whore. Who cares? And it's ok to call her this because she's ... a)Reported to have called another woman fat. b)Part of the booking team who were involved in a wrestling angle about the size of someone's ass. Good god, talk about pathetic. 'You called someone a name, so I can call you one back' shit like this belongs in school playgrounds. Who are any of us to say who's too fat and who isn't? So you don't find her attractive, that doesn't mean she's obese. But then, we all know the reason for all this don't we. Stephanie's on T.V. Just she's on T.V too much for our liking, we have to insult her. If she was a great wrestler, great on the microphone, wasn't on T.V more than she should have been and all that, no-one would give a flying fuck about her weight. It's all about some people needing to realise wrestling doesn't equal life. So Stephanie is on a T.V program 'too much for the wrong reasons.' We have to resort to fat jokes. Path-et-ic! It's shit like this that gives internet fans a bad name. Stuff like this gives guys like Helmsley reason to insult us. Then again, it's ok for him to do that, because we're insulting his wife. After all, we're insulting Stephanie because she insulted Nidia...or Molly...damn, this schoolkid gossip moves so fast these days I'm losing track.

Test is worst, but Torrie is close behind. Best currently around is either Eddie Guerrero, Heyman or Ric Flair. None of those will ever beat Al Wilson though...

Insurrextion probably sucked, because it was a typical throwaway UK PPV. Christian's sight seeing is about the most interesting thing on there, and I've already seen it.

One Triple H joke, and a Raw Sucks joke. Wow, sensitivety is running wild here. Whever he lived in it the damn before, or not for three years, it still sucks. It was still his. I'm just glad it wasn't his home rather than his house.

By Vince's good guy bad guy thing, he meant not all faces had to be American flag waving, fan loving, never cheating goody good guys. For example, Stone Cold Steve Austin. The heel like face.

Reason for annoyance... Big Show is 500lbs. Good god, he's ruined Lesnar's title reing. The HUMANITY!

Oh RRR, without you my life would be so boring...seriously... 1)Yeah true, but still. It may have actually been boring. I'm not saying it isn't because of Austin/Storm. But it has happened before that as well. 2)Ultimo Dragon is a pretty big name there RRR. He has been in WCW too. I see what you're saying, and yeah they should build him up a little more, give him a few wins. I want him to win too. I'm just saying it's not the end of the world. Remember, he's getting the Cruiser Title shot at Summerslam supposedly. 3)People aren't paying $35 for a snackbreak, but then again they're not paying $35 just for one match. No-one buys a PPV for a midcard women's match anyway. It's built around Angle/Lesnar/Show(although AS may disagree). Sure it's poorly booked, but they're not saying OMG STEPH n SABLE...BUY BUY BUY! And I'm also not saying that it'll be a four star classic. It was me trying to be positive because no-one else was. I HATE THE IDEA TOO. But we don't need 8 people saying the exact thing without another POV, we might as well just listen to one person with that view. 4)Agreed. And to AS, I know you don't care and that it's not Angle's fault. But come on...breast implants on a guy are a bit more risque than a comedy Olympic gold medalist, don't ya think? 5)Oh RRR, yes. It's all a gimmick, because I was bored of the same thing being said over and over and over and over. So I tried to be different about things, god forbid. But seriously, did I SAY Vince was forced to make this EXACT match? No. I said Hogan quit, screwing up what was planned for Vengeance, whatever that was. So he made Gowen/Vince. He could have made something else, he didn't. As far as his dream goes...you really think Vince will win? Really? When was the last tiem he won a high profile match? Rumble 99? The title match with Triple H? That's about it. Gowen will win. It'll be a typical McMahon spotfest, enough to entertain the marks. Nothing offensive. To be honest, I don't care about this match. Who else can Gowen face? Considering how the storyline has gone, he has no other people to feud with really.

Can Hogan finally beat Piper?: Roddy Piper vs Hulk Hogan -Wow...that's a tough one. Maybe Hogan will win, but he's the underdog for this one. Finals for the Big Red and Yellow Title: Nathan Jones vs Crush(w/Mr. Fuji) -This Jones fellow seems a strong prospect, but you can't mess with the HEAD VICE OF DOOM~! Finals for the United States Title: "The Russian Sickle" Nikita Koloff vs "Old Glory" Jim Duggan -Duggan...it's the US Title, and he IS the US! Finals for the Red and Yellow Tag Team Titles: The Midnight Express vs The Rock and Roll Express. -The Expressers. 10 Minute Title Limit Draw Title Finals: "The Other Rocker" Marty Jannetty vs "The Living Legend" Larry Zybyzko. -Jannetty is a young prospect for the future, and should have the stamina and dancing skills to win. Yes Jesus hates each and every one of you: Giant Gonzales vs Steve McMichael. -LT should help out Mongo. After all, LT is a mighty good man... I have no cute subtitle for this match: Honky Tonk Man vs Savio Vega -Honky Tonk General Rection is the best worker in this match, how sad is that: The Hulkamaniacs(Mr. T, Dave Sullivan, and Ed Leslie) vs the Dungeon of Doom(The Shark, Hugh Morrus, and One Man Gang) -Ed changes gimmicks so many times it confuses the Dungeon into a loss...after Hogan gets the pin, of course. He's the owner, he can do that. Sid squashes some jobbers. Barry Horowitz and Koko B. Ware vs Sid -Barry and Koko. No...seriously.

Ok, so am I the only one who doesn't get the Gowen hate around here?

Ok, I'm bored of the bitching. I agree with your points, but let's...try to put a positive, non bitchy spin on things. Maybe the fans chanted boring because the Kanyon match was actually...you know...boring. Boring chants weren't invented the day Austin started insulting Lance Storm you know. And oh...my...god...we get Ultimo Dragon and Eddie Guerrero one on one. And people are BITCHING because Dragon lost. Seriously, he's a legend. If he can't take a loss and still be over, he doesn't belong. It's not a legitimate sport, losses don't necessarily mean 'this wrestler sucks'. A good wrestler can take a loss, and still be as over as before the match. OMG DOUBLE STANDARDS!!! Triple H and Hogan are critisised for having creative control, but it's ok for the mark darlings to have it? I understand he's got experience in running a company, but still... Before everyone moans about Sable-Steph, remember NWO 2001 where Trish and Steph actually had a good match. And this was before Trish could actually wrestle like she can today...sure, it MAY suck. It probably WILL suck. But there's always the chance of it not being too bad. Plus, it provides us with time to have a snack break during the show. I don't get why Angle's rapping...but maybe he WANTS to have fun in front of the crowd, considering a few months ago he may have thought he'd never be able to again. Then again, meh, it's probably Vince's fault. Everythign else is, right? McMahon-Gowen...When was the last time McMahon won a high profile match? Gowen's going over, and this amtch is Hogan's fault because he left so suddenly, and left McMahon in the lurch. And MissMattitude, I have a feeling that Vengeance is Box Office. It's usually January, April, July and December's PPVs on Box Office I think. There...now, re-commence non stop bitching...

You HAVE to repackage Nash as Super Shredder. You just HAVE to.

I remember five years ago...Test had 'potential' then. But then again, he did have 'unlimited potential'. I'm not a Test hater myself though. If he stays in the midcard without having to act, I don't mind him. That much...

It's an entrance...WHO CARES? It's just another guy bringing up more petty reasons to hate Triple H so he can be a big shot popular guy. Big whoop. Stevie doesn't use Victoria's music...BAH GAWD SHE'S BEING HELD DOWN! And don't get me started on that Jazz chick. She can't even use the non-white boy stable music. The AUDACITY!

Despite working there before himself...

Cornette Let's face it, who wouldn't mark out for the return of the tennis racket shot finish. Cornette forming an OVW stable on either side would rule, and give the OVW guys another reason for being there. You HAVE to have Heyman. I watched the No Mercy HIAC with Brock/Taker yesterday, and Heyman's screaming of 'NO!!!' and 'OH MY GOD ARE YOU CRAZY!?!' had me laughing my ass off. Joel Gertner If TNN or whatever it's called this week is going to be a 'strictly male' channel or something, they can be risque. Give me old school ECW Dudleyz with Gertner and I am there. Gertner can get over, and can give the Dudleyz a boost. Michael Hayes The mark in me is begging Hayes to manage a reformed 3 Count. BEGGING! Seriously if they bring back the Freebird Hayes, I will mark. He helped the Hardyz out. Give him a couple of new guys, give them a Freebird type gimmick and he can help them along. Regal Regal is perfect manager material, cause he can talk. Could you imagine Johnny Storm and Jodie Fleisch with Regal...

Oh... My... GOD!!!!! That is sick. If Frankie took that knowingly...he's F'n crazy. When you watch it on 'OH MY GOD WHY IS IT LOADING SO DAMN SLOWLY' mode, it kind of looks like he tucked his head in instinctively when he should have tucked it out.

So did the Goldberg-Bret incident, but people still bring that up.

Did no-one notice Eddie seems to be being lumbered with O'Haire? Either that or we're looking at continuation of a storyline...so Eddie is being lumbered with O'Haire? Smackdown show sounds promising though, what with Gowen and Dragon being over. La Resistance main eventing? With Bubba and Spike. Even if Dupree was in his hometown, most wouldn't know seeing as he's 'French' in character. Oh...my eyes hurt from that main event, and I only read about it.

Waits for Tough Enough tryouts to see if Triple H sneaks in in a false moustache and beard. Snow- Name? HHH- Uh, yeah...Hunter...no, damn...err, Triple...Z... I never really watched the first one, and I never bothered with the second. Taz irritated me too much.

They should have kept Funaki and Tajiri. They gelled well when they wrestled Team Angle that one time. And there's always the guys from TE3 if they really need someone. They were Smackdown wrestlers I think.

AS- What do you suggest they do, seeing as Lesnar-Angle is probably going to be a Summerslam match, Big Show's added for a triple threat and that Angle/Lesnar have been booked from Wrestlemania as friends. Just...have them fight? Wouldn't that be insulting people's intelligence. Brock/Angle hug at Mania, Angle comes back...Angle hates Brock all of a sudden. They're booking them up as friends, like Choken One's been saying, slowly they start to realise why they hated each other in the first place. Show's jobbing at Vengeance, so they'll do something with that, like Austin/Taker/Kane at Breakdown. Angle and Lesnar double team Show as they are friends, but then the tension starts between them. Angle Slam, Lesnar shoves Angle out of the ring, F-5, 1 2 3, arguement by Lesnar/Angle. But they have to show them as friends so people realise that they are friends. I see where you're coming from about the skits, even though I haven't seen them, but if both men are supposed to be friends, and both are nursing injuries which need to be cleared by Vengeance, what are they supposed to do?

Good GOD that looks bad. Giant versus Tenta, World Title?

For comedy how about getting the Guerreros/Angle/Benoit segment from No Mercy. Chavo tricks Benoit into thinking Angle is being attacked in a room by Eddie, Benoit goes for a save but gets beat down. That was on Smackdown. Then, Benoit does it to Eddie on No Mercy. Only this time Angle is actually beating up Chavo in the room, but Eddie thinks it's a trick. 'That's not Chavo's voice...that's a little girl's voice!' At which point Chavo flies out of the room, and Kurt follows with a quiet 'Hi, how you doing?' to Eddie and Eddie goes 'loco loco'. That's comedy. Oh and if you have any of the UK PPV footage, Guerreros vs Angle/Benoit at Rebellion is great. Angle gets major face pops throughout the match, despite being heel.