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  1. King Cucaracha

    My favorite squash match

    Is there a reason he didn't pin Shane in that match? Because it would have been like The Rock pinning Vince McMahon at King of the Ring to win the World Title. People would have bitched about how Shane was int he match so Rock coudln't beat Booker cleanly, or something. And Goldberg can do no right, and these threads are only there for the 'Oh, Fuck Goldberg...BWA HA HA' ers to commence bitching. We've heard it all before, and I for one don't need to keep hearing it in every thread.
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    When did JR start to lose his mind?

    In answer to the original question, Fake Razor and Diesel made him a heel. He went on a rant at Vince McMahon at one of the PPV's actually on screen cause he was fired, but I can't remember which one. But he still wasn't that bad. I think it all started on the Raw when Vicne McMahon had his 'first match ever' against Austin for the title, and JR was going on about the future of the company and how Vince shouldn't be fighting. And Dude Love returns at the end and chokes the one handed Austin down, with Vince trying to kick Dude Love's ass. Somewhere about there. And nobody is better than Monsoon and Heenan...only ones close were Cyrus and Styles, because they actually put people's abilities over while having their on air 'differences'.
  3. Well, that too. But Austin still didn't want to put him over, I know that. The ref thing probably 'sweetened the deal' for Vince to let Austin have his way.
  4. Nope, that was probably the 'McMahon trying to soften the wound on HHH and the smarks' reason. Austin didn't want to job to Triple H, just like he didn't want to wrestle Jeff Jarrett. So if you want to know where Triple H's selfish streak really started...it's right here.
  5. If the evil referee thing went down on Raw this week, we'd all shit on it. And DiBiase buying the belt should have been on there because it was a shitty way to take the belt from both Hogan and Andre. If they did the evil ref thing, they should have had the guts to make the Andre win stick. I'm glad you put the bit about Austin HHHolding down HHH, because people are SO quick to forget about that when bitching about Triple H. Vince-Triple H as a result was worthy f being on there, but it's still one of my guilty pleasures. The whole match just had a cool story through it, and the ending was the right one except for the World Title part.
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    SD! spoilers!

    AS- I like it how as soon as Haas and Benjamin left Angle's side, they became 'just tag team wrestlers'. But I agree kinda with the botched return. Little overexagerrated in places, but there ya go. Whoever moaned that Rikishi kicked out of the Twist of Fate...WHO FREAKIN' CARES!!! no-one will remember that by the time next week comes around anyway. All that matters is Matt wins. Oh, and if Nidia and Noble become a rip-off of the Michael Wallstreet story, only Nidia doesn't know what a computer is let alone how to work one, yet Noble keeps winning on thanks to her advice and she keeps pretending she's a computer wizz...GOLD!!! All I care about is Noble's got a reason to be out there again, and hoepfully a reason for a push. Kidman/Rey/Ultimo would have the potential to be the match of the year, no doubt.
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    WWE.com touching up pictures of Kane?

    It's funny cause Kane's 'scars' look like the face paint Kevin Nash used to wear as part of the Master Blasters. Anyone who's seen it knows what I'm talking about.
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    Best & worst Wrestlemania title matches

    You missed out Yokozuna vs Lex Luger at Wrestlemania 10. How could ANYONE forget that wrestling master class? 1- Steve Austin vs The Rock(Wrestlemania XVII) 2- Ric Flair vs Randy Savage(Wrestlemania VIII) 3- Kurt Angle vs Brock Lesnar(Wrestlemania XIX) 4- Steve Austin vs Shawn Michaels(Wrestlemania XIV) 5- Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage(Wrestlemania V) 6- Steve Austin vs The Rock(Wrestlemania XV) 7- Randy Savage vs Ted Dibiase(Wrestlemania IV) 8- Hulk Hogan vs Ultimate Warrior(Wrestlemania VI) 9- Triple H vs The Rock vs Big Show vs Mick Foley(Wrestlemania XVI) 10- Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels(Wrestlemania XII) 11- Triple H vs Chris Jericho(Wrestlemania XVIII) 12- Shawn Michaels vs Diesel(Wrestlemania XI) 13- Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant(Wrestlemania III) 14- Bret Hart vs Yokozuna(Wrestlemania IX) 15- Bret Hart vs Yokozuna(Wrestlemania X) 16- Hulk Hogan vs Sargeant Slaughter(Wrestlemania VII) 17- Undertaker vs Sid(Wrestlemania XIII) 18- Lex Luger vs Yokozuna(Wrestlemania X) 19- Hulk Hogan vs King Kong Bundy(Wrestlemania II) 20- Hulk Hogan vs Yokozuna(Wrestlemania IX)
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    best match tournament

    Considering I haven't seen most of the non WWF ones... 2)hbk-foley mind games 3)bret-austin survivor series 96 6)10 man tag canadian stampede 5)bret-buldog summerslam 92 10)flair-savage wm8 12)steiners-bret/owen 14)rey mysterio-eddy havoc 97 16)flair-steamboat chi-town rumble 17)bret-austin wm13 19)rumble 92 43)hhh-cactus jack rumble 00 42)steiners-sting/luger superbrawl 1 39)bret-owen wm10 38)benoit/malenko-raven/saturn spring stampede 99 30)benoit-angle rumble 03 34)savage-steamboat wm3
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    What's you favorite cheesy 80's theme song?

    The Rouegau's song is the greatest ever. Simple as that. Although Slick's theme is awesomly cheesy yet so damn great.
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    Well, I sure am glad...

    Yeah, damn those 20,000 to 40,000 fans who made him the most over man in the business for quite a while. Damn them for cheering for someone who at the time they were entertained by. Let's give them a funny name shall we! Dumbass. And that streak, it didn't mean anything because it was only the biggest of the 1990's. It never meant a damn because Goldberg only popped the fans HUGE after beating Hogan for the belt. It meant nothing because it only made a new star from nowhere. Yeah...it meant nothing, didn't it?
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    Zach Gowan and Mr. America...

    Yeah but, here's the thing Cole and Tazz talked about what was going on with Sable and Zack, Vince and Steph must have seen it on a TV somewhere to from the way they talked about it. So, everyone know there was a camera cept Zack. Surely nobody can be that stupid. Zach- Hey is that a camera over ther... Cameraman- No...just continue having sex...
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    rumors leaks speculations

    The sooner Heyman's back the better, so he can help make Haas, Benjamin and Show 'more of a threat'. I think the Kane angle was decent enough, except for the fact it doesn't lead to much. If it leads to Kane trying to re-find himself, Van Dam trying to help him out and Kane vs HHH at Summerslam, then it kinda defeats the point of the whole thing. If it was me, I would have been mad at the fans just like Goldberg. I mean if it was you and the fans were trying to ruin your career by going against your character, you'd be pissed too wouldn't you? He's no in-ring general, but Christian is one of my favourite wrestlers, more on personality than anything. But then again I don't care that his move set is more limited than a Guerrero or a Benoit, because he makes me laugh. The Highlight Reel is just what Raw needs as a whole. People wouldn't have been happy however Kane looked. Angle is a great guy obviously, and deserves everything good he gets. And I can't wait to see Vince's face (in character and out) when Piper starts with those questions. If it's a Smackdown or Raw of course. That will be priceless Gowen rules but it's obvious the WWE is using him. I hate how he's being made to look just another crippled kid, when basically he's an awesome wrestler.
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    Intersting (to me anyway) note on cage match

    Well, in a way this is kinda one of their biggest matches ever. First ever cage match, I expected it to be main event. But hopefully the rest of the card will live up to the cage match if it actually is first match.
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    Zach Gowan and Mr. America...

    1. So if Zach Gowan doesn't have a WWE contract, why is he in every city they go to? Is he paying for all this traveling himself? And why do they keep letting him backstage when he not only doesn't work there, but he doesn't even have a ticket? He travells around because he's trying to get a contract, and also he's Mr America's oldest and dearest friend. He was let backstage last week because Vince and Sable set him up to think Steph wanted to see him. Before then, it was all to do with the fact he was 'a part of the show'. 2. Stephanie apparently signed Mr. America sight unseen because she thought he'd be a big star. But he's only wrestled in one match since he's been signed if I recall correctly. So what kind of payoff is this "big star" generating? And did Stephanie really not know it was Hogan, or did she know it was Hogan all along and signed him just to screw Vince? Apparantly she didn't know. But now she knows, she's just not letting on. The payoff is he's getting the biggest pops on every single Smackdown. He's the most over star on Smackdown, and he brings merchandise sales. 3. Didn't Zach kind of wonder why he was about to have sex with Sable 2 feet away from a cameraman? In fact, during the "Tell me you want me" scene, the camera angle suggests that the camerman would have been LEANING OVER SABLE'S BACK, flashing the lens directly in Zach's face. Same thing with the "I've never touched a breast before" shot. Who the hell has sex with the girl on top and a cameraman hovering over her back besides porn stars? A bewildered one legged kid. This is just another example of the whole ignore the camera thing in wrestling which annoys many and can be explained by few. 4. Finally, does Vince just have a special arm-wrestling table in his trunk or something? Who lugs that thing from city to city on the off chance that someone might want an arm wrestling contest? The arm wrestling contest was booked in advance.
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    Angle's face run

    Well, I have to agree with AS. I like goofy Angle. Goofy Angle is funny. This is beyond goofy. I mean they have him come out and say he likes the You Suck chants, just so the fans can keep them going. They have him saying freaking in the wrong situations. To be honest, I hate face Angle. Angle is better as a heel because he can be goofy and not seem like he's trying too hard. I mean 'I represent right freaking now'? That had me cringing. He needs an edge like around Summerslam 2001. That's about the only time I cared about face Angle. Including now. Although Haas/Benjamin vs Angle isn't a bad thing.
  17. He really looked like Taker's equal there! Again. Would HHH have to do that? Would Austin have to do that? Would Rock have to do that? No, Fuck no, and no. Angle cheats because he's the heel and Taker's the big dog. Simple as that. The cowardly heel gets over.
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    What would you want in a TNA video game?

    If they found a way to do it, a way of changing someone's stable like on WCW/NWO Thunder. As they change stable they change attire. That was about the best thing on Thunder. As long as it has more technicalness about it like No Mercy, it should be decent.
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    Josh Matthews And Tommy Dreamer Plug TNA

    Well, it's no big deal really. The WWE knows Dreamer's interest in as he would see it 'lower leauge wrestling'. He let him cut an interview at a ROH show not too long ago. On the plus side, if Dreamer shows up in TNA I'm marking the fuck out.
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    Vince buys ECW brand

    Vince is trying to buy out the old videos etc so that they won't be able to be shown on this new 'Alternative to WWE Wrestling Channel' we're supposed to be getting in Britain. Without it, ECW shows might be shown on this program, ECW fans would tune in, probably at the same time as Raw is on, and Vince would start to lose his British fan base.
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    Detailed Review of HBK DVD

    Well, guess that decides which one I'm getting first, Rey's or HBK's. I've got every single match on the DVD already apart from the AWA Tag match. Not exactly blow away...although some of the segments look decent enough.
  22. King Cucaracha

    I admit it.

    Well if he's not trying, he'd deserve to be wallowing away in the upper mid card rather than being a World Title contender...if he's not trying then he deserves to be dropped to Velocity. Benoit or not, if the guy's not trying then he's a liability. Other than that, I don't have a clue what you're trying to say, cause you've said the damn near same thing three or four times now, and when anybody responds you say that not what you meant. As far as the match goes, it put Benoit and Rhyno in bad positions. Rhyno is a power wrestler who works better on faster paced matches. Benoit is a submission wrestler, but can work at a fast pace too. So if you're booking the match smart, you'd go with fast pace surely. There were no heel/face distinctions, so why not have Benoit work on Rhyno's neck. Use some innovative submissiones, Rhyno comes back into the match with the power moves, the two go back and forth hitting their big moves, the fans get into it and we get a better match up. It's not rocket science, yet the WWE are still getting simple stuff like this wrong with certain matches, or just ignoring it. Forget 'telling a story' every match if the match sucks. They need to teach the guys to play to each others strengths.
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    Female managers/Billy Gunn

    Continutity contishmuity. Torrie has a nice ass, Billy is Mr Ass. There is your one and only reason for their pairing. Oh, and wasn't Sherri with Tatanka, or was that just a three or four match deal to get at Michaels?
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    Bradshaw's haircut

    His hair color is blonde(ish). Just watch him as Justin Hawk Bradshaw in his debut. Oh, and I can't wait to see this because I bet he looks like one hell of an ass.
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    No More Mike Tenay?

    I doubt Tenay would go. He's their leading colour man. Well, you know this could lead to Mark Madden coming in. Which would mean his big buddy Nash coming in. Which would mean TNA armaggedon... Or, they could bring in Joel Gertner...we can only hope...well, I can.
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