King Cucaracha

Either Meltzer's trying to be funny, or he's out of openings. Dames...you need to top this for your next review.

Meh, it's not the same without Dames. Oh...my...god. Haven't we seen something like this before. The Dupp Cup anyone. It's not as bad sure, but I don't get the point of these rules. I mean it'd be easy to win. You just grab a weapon, and keep swinging till you get 10 points. Well, don't really get the feel for the show cause Meltzer's review doesn't fit with me.

Why couldn't they have just said 'There will be an NWA trademark Lethal Lottery Tournament?' The whole card looks a little weird. Shark Boy and New Jack? Daniels/Red/Credible/Slash? Saiki in clockwork orange match? Random X Division 4 way. Looks a little weird to be honest. Oh well, could be a decent enough throwaway show.

I wouldn't blame him. It looked like Goldberg just threw him without care. Both times. Lance isn't a big fan of any contact at all as far as I can tell. It's just a throw anyway, it's not like Goldberg dropped him on his head or anything. He's a career killer BAH GAWD!!!

Oh, where to begin. They didn't drop to 2 before, after or any time between the so-called 'will be worse than KOTR 95' PPV's Judgement Day and Backlash. People have been saying this for the past two years. It hasn't happened yet, and to be honest you're just waiting for ratings to drop so you can say 'Ha, told you so!' and seem like a big man about it from where I'm sitting.

Oh my god...JR's gonna turn heel on Austin, and proclaim Dr Death as his boy. It's like 1999 all over again!

Damn I have loads of the old Hasbro ones. I must have like 40-50 odd, plus those stiff as hell WCW ones. First ones I got were...Greg Valentine and Sgt Slaughter...yep, Slaughter with special POINTING ACTION!!! The first of the 6 inch ones I got was the Al Snow with Head one they banned in American or something. Scarred me for life...lol. I'm still buying them now...Hurricane and Noble Final Count versions. Lesnar, Cena, Rey Rey, Bischoff...ah, good stuff.

Ok, seriously that is funny. It's just random stuff like Mike Tenay wearing nothing but a tie and boxers commentating to Ric Flair in a nut house wearing his wrestling robe that makes me wish WCW was around just to laugh my ass off at.

I've got a feeling Chavo's gonna come back and feud with Eddie. I hope not, but I think it will happen.

1)They haven't known what to do with Benoit for 4 months now and we're possably heading for 5. There's no excuse for that. Just none. A 4 minute 6 man match at the PPV last night? Even WCW never buried Benoit that bad. What are they supposed to do with Benoit then hotshot. Sure they're not using him right, but it's one thing to say that. It's another to come up with something reasonable they could do. Any numbnut in the world can see that Benoit's being mis-used. 2)Nash and Michaels being the only ones allowed to kick out of the pedigree. I'm not gonna argue with that, until someone else kicks out of it. Apart from Austin and Rock have kicked out of it before. I'm pretty sure Angle has too. 3)Matt Hardy, Eddy and RVD completely missing PPV's Yes, because Eddie and RVD are NOT both Tag Team Champions, are they! 4)Noone being allowed to use their full moveset Nonsense. Kevin Nash uses all of his moves on a regular basis. Boot, weak forearm, snakeeyes, sidewalk slam, angry look, jacknife, flick hair from eyes. 5)Everyone having to get haircuts Everyone is used WAY to much. Everyone means Austin would get a haircut. Angle would get a haircut. HHH would get a hair cut. etc etc. 6)The WWE style If you don't like it, there's always NWA:TNA or the Puro stuff. 7)Vinnie Mac and Hogan taking all the spotlight Oooh, don't forget HHH! Oh, and Lesnar was the man left standing at the end of the PPV, remember that. 8)Jim Ross commentating like he doesn't even care. Except for the opening and closing segments Not true. He still cares about some people. Booker T as one example. And he still has a go at King every now and then. 9)The Undertapper, Jerry Lawler, Kain, Bradshaw, I dunno whever they were deliberate mis-spellings or not. I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't. 10) All invisable camera backstage segments. It's been that way for years dude. It'll never change. 11)The complete and total utter stupidity of whoever is booking. They should at least have things make sense That's a general term. Some things make sense,s ome don't. Saying Mr America is a Hogan fan to cover for his Hogan antics-sense. Storm as Jericho's hitman...in between sense and nonsense.

Plus the other week he wore that new Dudleyz shirt when he was teaming with Spike. I'm begging someone from production to forget making that 48th HBK shirt, and make Dreamer his own shirt...it can't be that hard, can it? Then again, it's a way to pimp the product. If it wasn't for Dreamer wearing the shirts, I doubt many people would know when the PPV's are. He's like a walking extreme billboard.

Well, I'm watching...I must have a strong spirit, or be too much of a wrestling fan, cause they haven't drove me away yet. I doubt it'll be as bad as everyone makes out...it CAN'T be as bad as everyone says it will be. To be that bad, Earthquake and Tugboat will do a run-in during every match and then eat chicken carcusses with Afa and Bastiaon Booger. If I had to pay for it though...nah, I'd probably just wait until it came out on video as it would be cheaper. Oooh, I'd better apologise to Sakura for 'supporting this crap' right now, and avoid facing his WRATH!!! [/sarcasm] And RRR...nothing wants to make me buy a PPV then two guys in Haiwian shirts, giving thumbs up signs.

Jeez, when I saw that I could'a sworn it was The Undertaker. Funny stuff as usual.

Eating 'twinkies' and pretending to get stuck in her doorframe would be a good start.

Hopefully they announce a deal in the U.K where they show every week on free, terrestrial TV.

Err...wait, that can't be right. Cause if he's still married to his first wife, getting married to Debra would be illegal. He'd legally be married to two women. What's that called...bigamy? Hmm...

I didn't mind Sabu-RVD as a match, but I agree witht he stretcher part. At least RVD-Sabu had spots involving the stretcher, giving it a reason for being there. Show is not gonna do a somersault plancha onto Lesnar, onto a stretcher...although, if that happened I would mark the hell out and worship Big Show as my new god. There ya go folks, your logic for the day...you HAVE to be a fat kid to like Triple H. Thanks for that... I thought Goldberg injured his hand in the Cage Match. And anyway, he's being re-built...if you've been watching over the last week, they've dropped him down the card to destroy guys like 3MW, Stevie and Christian. Show off his power, put over the Spear...thus, getting him over again. They're booking him well IMO. So I'm not complaining. They're both in the IC Battle Royal.

That'd be so funny if when the fans did that, he looked around and went 'Are you saying What or Watts?' That's the sort of line that'll make the crowd reaction louder for him...one way or another.

He needs a bit more time before he becomes a decent threat to Jarrett. In a month or two, he'd have gaiend soemthing...they dont want to rush his push.

She's a pretty decent wrestler from what I've seen. Oh, and she's a former WCW Cruiserweight Champion I think... But if you think Stephie's voice is annoying...back in WCW, she screams ALL the way through Crowbar's matches at ringside and generally annoyed the hell out of me. Oh well, hopefully she'll get put on Raw cause she can wrestle.

Since I only pay for like 4 PPV's a year here, KOTR 95 is not worth the price of tape. But think yourselves lucky...you don't get the UK only PPV's...although I think they had the last one broadcast in WWE New York. But, the UK only PPV's tend to suck worse than anything they'd ever dream of making people to pay for in America. The matches are thrown together with in the main part no build up. For example Tiger Ali vs Edge, Blackman vs Droz, Funaki vs Crash...MIDEON VS KANE!!! They gave us One Night Only in 97 where HBK won the Euro Title, and then just forget about giving us anything worth while

Agreed. Bad idea written all over it. Matt Hardy was booked as a face on the UK tour (I went) so I can see it being him. I still don't like the looks of this match though, Team Angle are not only green, they are supposed to be pure wrestlers. It might be match of the night, but that's not saying much. No it can't be Hardy. He doesn't need to be face. They can't have him face for one night. And hell...we need Mattitude so we can see Crash's ENTRANCE OF GOD!!! I still say Rey Mysterio will take the place

Kanyon's real name isn't Eric is it? Cause they said DDP's friend. That's all I can think of...that's only if it is a swerve. If it is Bischoff, I will typically mark the hell out for him, and for what he would have done to Vince.

Ok, it's taken me this long to realise why anyone should vote for the guys on -. The way the rules are worded, you bet 150 on Triple H and you get 100 back..so if you vote for him, and he wins, you lose. But I've figured out you get the original bet back too...or something. And I take it the bets don't have to be rounded out to 50's or 00's any more from reading the rules...Ok, my brain hurts, so I'll get on with it. WWE Title Stretcher Match Brock Lesnar (-450) © vs. The Big Show (+325) $650 on Lesnar World Heavyweight Title Match Triple H © (-175) vs. Kevin Nash (+155) $500 on Triple H WWE Tag Team Titles Ladder Match Team Angle (-200) © vs. Los Guerreros (+170) $225 on Team Angle WWE Intercontinental(!) Title Battle Royale Confirmed Entrants: Christian, Rob Van Dam, Kane, Test, Lance Storm, Chris Jericho, Goldust, Booker T (All are +250, unless you decide to bet on someone not listed, then the bet is +500) I thought Michaels was confirmed to be in...oh well $150 on RVD Mr. America (-220) vs. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (+180) $100 on Piper Rhyno, Chris Benoit, and Brian "Spanky" Kendrick (-110) vs. John Cena, Chuck Palumbo, and Johnny Stamboli (+100) $150 on Cena and F.B.I La Resistance (-130) vs. Test and Scott Steiner (+110) $180 on La Resistance Fatal Four Way Women's Title Match Jazz (+140) © vs. Victoria (+250) vs. Trish Stratus (+170) vs. Jacqueline (+500....why? Molly would do so much better, but I guess they need another face to even it out) $145 on Jazz Bikini Contest Torrie Wilson (+100) vs. Sable (-110) $200 on Torrie...oh come on, the fans are gonna get to 'vote', Torrie is the face...

Raw needs a reason for the midcard even being there. I mean SD! actually has midcard feuds of worth. Raw has Steiner/Test vs La Resistance...Goldberg-Christian doesn't really count. Half the guys in the battle royal would have shit all to do without the match. Getting rid of the Cruiser Title would virtually kill off Noble, Tajiri, Funaki, Crash et all for good. I really wish they'd give Hardy the push with the Cruiser Title though. With the right push, the Cruiser Title could be just as good as the IC Title...for some people, obviously, rather than others.