King Cucaracha

Terry Funk taking chair shots and asking for more... Taker's was part of his gimmick as Deadman so I won't count him so much. Same goes for Zeus. Biggest undersell- HBK going through the table at Badd Blood. I watched it again the other day, and it's the singal biggest bump in the WWF at that point...and he's up almost as soon as Taker gets up. He's dragged around, but he doesn't look like someone who's dropped halfway off HIAC through the table. Or this one time when someone(think it was Sting near the end of WCW) got put through a table on Nitro, and got STRAIGHT back up. Stign didn't seel that much towards the end.

Overall it has to be Curt Hennig. But he sold to make his opponents look awesome(sometimes too awesome). The funniest sell's the Flair Flop, and it's over. I mean whenever Flair does it you can see he's trying not to smile at the pop it gets. D-Von's seizure's funny too. But seriously, the biggest oversell I ever saw was omn Velocity when Albert lost to Crash with a School Boy...one of the weakest roll ups ever that wouldn't have even kept down someone small like Shark Boy supposedly kept down a 400+pound guy. My parents were watching with me, and they kept going on about how fake it looked...

WWF- 10)BookDust 9)Team Angle 8)Money Inc 7)Los Guerreros 6)Edge and Rey Mysterio 5)The Hardyz 4)Hart Foundation 3)Angle and Benoit 2)The Rockers 1)Edge and Christian WCW- 10)Cactus and Sullivan 9)Harlem Heat 8)Doom 7)Anderson and Flair 6)Raven and Saturn 5)Road Warriors 4)Malenko and Benoit 3)The Outsiders 2)Rey and Kidman 1)The Steiners ECW/NWA:TNA- 10)Corino and Rhino 9)Gangstas 8)Balls and Axl 7)Eliminators 6)XXX(Low Ki, Daniels and Skipper) 5)F.B.I 4)Lynn and A.J Styles 3)Impact Players 2)Dudley Boyz 1)Sabu and RVD

Virgil won the title at Summerslam 1991 from Ted Dibiase. I can't remember LaFon and Furnas in the Hart Foundation. I can remember them fighting Bulldog and Owen a couple of times, during SS96 and some time after. They may have been though.

No, being booted in the balls is not fun...

Nowhere...but lest we forget such 'classic' anti NWA:TNA quotes as 'I'd rather pay $10 to get kicked in the balls.' RIGHT THERE! Ya, that's where you said you hated TNA on one match. So TNA isn't for you...that's cool. That's the trouble though, some people won't give it a chance. Some people see the low budget, the small arena(which they go to for a reason), the old ECW wrestlers and immediatly hate it. Why? Personal taste. Not everyone liked ECW, cause it was small budget, small arena and had the spotfests quite often. I for one though would rather have TNA get a T.V deal, go head to head with the WWE and hopefully get Vince to writing a GOOD product again. Vince needs a little competition from somewhere, TNA is the best bet. But if ya don't like it, why not just stay outta the folder?

You have him talk, spout his catchphrases...generally don't have him wrestle much at all. Then, when it comes to matches you use a gimmick match where you can cover up his lack of wrestling ability and speed. Like for example, a Cage Match. Have him dominate the match and use the cage a lot, before having the opponent hit the right moves. If the writers were to put 100% effort into the match, and know which moves would cover up Nash's inabilities, they could make the match a lot better. Oh, and he's a big man don't forget. A former WWF Champion big man. Lots of reasons to put him over...in WWE logic that is. Oh, and I'm sure he can actually WALK. One quad tear doesn't suddenly paralyse you, as most people obviously have been led to think. Example-'Oh, he blew his quad...he's a cripple! HA HA, he could be seriously injured BWA HA HA he can't wrestle very well so I laugh at his extremely serious injury BWA HA HA.' End 'Oh he's a hoss so I hate him and his family' mode.

I could find somethign good to say about just about everyone...I don't really HATE any wrestler in the WWE. Which to my friends is weird. Oh, I too enjoy Goldust at the moment. It's WrestleCrap good! "What, you guys haven't heard the NU..NU..NU...NU...news?" Lol. Same goes for AL Wilson. Nathan Jones, The F.B.I, Show, DeMott, Test, Taker, Kane...hell Triple H. Been a HBK fan most of my life, cause I grew up with him as champ. He's the dumb mark part of me. Women's Wrestling shouldn't really count, cause it isn't that bad. Hell I'm the kind of guy who'd watch an A-Train vs Taker match. Like I say, I probably like almost everyone.

No-one's forcing Angle to fight, so I'm not come out with the 'Oh screwlesnar, his title reign's more important than Angle's health' or 'Oh screw Vince, stupid switch and bait.' If there was no match on Smackdown, the marks would'a been pissed. No offense, but the marks were LIVE, no-one watching Smackdown will notice us being pissed off. As for the 'bait and switch', so what if it's been done before. Just cause an idea's been done before, it should never be done again? God they'd have been out of ideas 5 years ago. There's only so many ideas in wrestling, eventually one will be repeated. I see everyone's point, but hell maybe they'll have Eric in Team Angle now. Cause without Angle, it's not Team Angle. And now we've got Lesnar-Angle. Angle will hopefully be ok, because Wrestlemania isn't gonna be a normal Lesnar match though. They've still got the opportunity to build each man's amateur career. Then they can have an actual amateur match for the first part at Mania. Hell Angle had the broken neck at the Olympics. I KNOW it's totally different, but Angle knows how to protect himself in the amateur environment. After that, no F-5! Hit the Shooting Brock Press, that shouldn't hurt the neck as much. Hopefully they'll protect Angle as much as possible if Angle's inistent of putting Brock over...which by the way is more than HHH would do. HHH won't put people over when he's 100% for God's sake! Really puts his attitude in perspective.

It'd work best with someone who actually uses a Top Rope Powerbomb, otherwise it's like 'Oh he doesn't usually do a top rope powerbomb, he comes a reversal.' E.Z Money only used the Top Rope Powerbomb when Kash was gonna reverse. Trouble is, the only guy who used that in America as a 'regular' move was Mike Awesome, and unfortunately I doubt NWA will sign him, seeing as he has commitments in Japan (I think). Although, they signed Sandman and Corino because of their ECW exposure...who knows. I still mark for Awesome vs Tanaka's ECW matches.

I hate to say it, but Haas and Benjamin. When Angle or Heyman is firing them up, Haas will make a determined type facial expression, and Benjamin will copy him. Whenever Haas says 'Yeah' under his breath, Benjamin will do the same. It's just little things like that. I know it's partly because they've only been on Smackdown for a couple of months, but it's noticable. By far the worst is Test. His crying on Raw when Jericho smashed the ring po...Stacy was ridiculous. Stacy's not much better as a face. As a heel she's ok, but being a face is not her thing. Neither is presenting Raw X...embarrasing. I like Vince...but the heel owner has been done to death. He was the originator, and obviously he can't change. It doesn't help when he's heel on Thursdays and face on Mondays. I also like Flair because he's so damn crazy...that promo on Nitro made me cry laughing, cause he was having a near stroke FOR NO REASON! Apart from WCW's death of course, but there ya go. Victoria speaks pretty well for a pyscho don't she? Also... in certain situations Spike Dudley Benoit has improved but is still there IMO. Lesnar Shannon Moore Kidman Steiner(in certain situations for BPP=talking) Josh 'Oh my god there's a car heading straight for me, but I can't move!!!' Matthews B-2(If he still counts) Chuck Palumbo There are quite a few more, but there a lot of good actors too.

BUT, seeing as we are runnign low on funds...I don't want to spend too much. Cut to Randy Orton running to the ring with a tennis racket for a leg and a prosphetic arm hanging from a soap dish. That'd draw some SERIOUS ratings. Oh, and as for the first 5 or 6 posts...Orton's injured, ha ha, I don't like him so I'm glad he broke his foot...man, it's funny how people's opinions change on injuries on how 'good' people are in the ring, or in thsi case how good they are comapred to the 'almightly Angle.' We've got Edge and Orton...probably two equally nice guys, and because Edge is 'better' than Orton, we should wish him well and laugh at Orton's misfortune. And it HAD to be Orton's fault, because he's screwed up moves before. WHO HASN'T? Well it's a pity I like Orton then isn't it...I guess I'm in the minority, but oh well. Saying that, the irony that this has happened to the Evolution's 'diamonds' is indescribable. And that qoute from AS was pretty damn funny. Get well soon Randy...not too soon though, we need some RNN material to fill up some time.

Tito Santana(90) vs X-Pac (98) Greg Valentine(88) vs Lex Luger(93) Chris Jericho(97) vs Dean Malenko(97) Edge(02) vs Owen Hart(94) Booker T(98) vs Test(99) Vader(92) vs Andre The Giant(87) Pillman(90) and Eaton(90) vs Jeff Hardy(99) and Rey Mysterio(99) RVD(99) vs Curt Hennig(90) Tazz(98) vs Shane Douglas(96) Ricky Steamboat(86) vs Raven(96) Chris Benoit(99) and Eddie Guerrero(96) vs The British Bulldogs(89) Arn Anderson(89) vs Ric Flair(92) Taker and Kane(00) vs The Outsiders(00) Brock Lesnar(02) vs Sid(90) Stone Cold(98) vs Roddy Piper(86) Ted Dibiase(89) vs The Rock(98) Warrior(91) and Hogan(90) vs Steiner(98) and Jarrett(00) Terry Funk(88) vs Randy Savage(89) HBK(96) vs Mankind(96) Bret Hart(94) vs Triple H(98) Kurt Angle(02) vs Sting(90)

The Dudleyz aren't a real family...they were just put together. Like Edge and Christian. Plus, if they had The Dudleyz they'd have to have the 'Taker' family-Taker, Kane, Paul Bearer...Taker's mom and dad where on Raw once...lol. Also, where are the Flairs- Ric, David and Reid? Extended Samoan Family? That's like 10 guys at least. For me it'd be the Hart Family, as it included Bulldog and Neidhart as well obviously

Rock- Gonna leave soon again for a while isn't he? If he's smart he'd offer him a non-wrestlign role of some sort. Like a manager to someone Taker- Nathan Jones takes his place, Taker comes back, Jones calims to be the 'new Big Dog' in the WWE, feud starts. Austin- Books JR instead of Austin...JR vs The Rock, Wrestlemania...the SLOBBAKNOCKA! Nah, probably have some sort of 'suspension' which'll allow Austin to do non wrestling stuff Triple H- Bung the belt on Booker, put Flair back in the ring and have HHH as the Evoloution's manager. Hell, Flair's more over than HHH anyway. That paves the way for Y2J, Booker, HBK, Angle, Benoit, Lesnar and the like to move up to full main event status whilst still getting the best parts of the four- their strength's are the talking. Neither of the four is a GREAT wrestler...best for WWE all round.

I think they've got Cena pretty serious right now. He doesn't need to rhyme EVERYTHING though. He's got the thug type intimidation thing going, the threats and stuff to Brock...which are actually pretty funny. They way it's being done now is good, because Brock doesn't have to respond. But hey, it's not as if Cena's going to beat Brock. Maybe Cena could use the F-5 as the F-U...that'd be cool. Oh and we need more lines like 'That's a nice tattoo of your mother on your back.' Insultingly hilarious.

Lawler RULES on slow-mo.....seriously, I laughed my ass off at Lawler's high-pitched squeaks turning into DDP from his stalker days...oh, and Rock rules. He may save Raw in the long run...

How are you supposed to play a serious illness like this well, like this. If it were a T.V show or film, they'd have the actor do his research into the story, so they knew all about it. They'd let them speak to real victims. Goldust? Nope...he's just supposed to twitch and stuff. I don't fault Goldust...I feel sorry for Dustin Runnels. He's been saddled with another bad gimmick, with no prep or nothing. As for the angle...didn't they do something vaguely similar with Perry Saturn a few years ago? I know it wasn't Tourette's Syndrome, but hell it's similar in that Saturn blurted out stuff for no reason...Snausages...that was punishment on him. Sure, this'll give Goldust a bit of a new edge for a while, but in the long run he's getting punished. The only one benifiting from this'll be Booker...till he gets SQUASHED by HHH.

WOO-HOO! 6 out of 8...not bad considering I doubted Mattitude and expected a 'creative finish' in the Bischoff-Austin match. Makes up for the screw-up I made of the Rumble. The changes look good...should make it more interesting.

I've only got $450 because of the screw up WWE made of the Rumble...damn them...lol. Well, what the hell I'm gonna bet the lot, and I'm gonna make a risky bets...because I'm that type of guy. Triple H © vs. Scott Steiner- $100 on HHH The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan- $50 on Rock Steve Austin vs. Eric Bischoff- $50 on Bischoff(!) The Undertaker vs. The Big Show- $50 on Taker Brock Lesnar, Edge, & Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle, Shelton Benjamin, & Charlie Haas- $50 on Lesnar, Edge and Haas Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy- $50 on Y2J Kidman © vs. Matt Hardy- $50 on Kidman Lance Storm & William Regal © vs. Kane & RVD- $50 on Regal and Storm

Err...maybe we were supposed to forget all about this, but didn't Team Angle beat The Guerreros for the Tag Titles? Aren't Eddie and Benoit on off friends. If Benoit and Lesnar needed to find a third partner, wouldn't Benoit suggest Eddie? Wouldn't Eddie want revenge on Team Angle for taking his Tag Title? Am I reading too much into this? I wouldn't mind any of the three in there...but seriously what reason does Rey have to be in the match. Edge's best friend...so what, Team Angle didn't injure Edge did they? Mysterio would make the match better, but they need a reason for him being in there, and so far all they have is a pointless Title Match against Angle 2 or 3 weeks ago. Rhyno's planned to join Team Angle isn't he? If they put him in, you're guaranteed a screw job victory for Team Angle. Not that a win would be bad for them, but they really need to do win cleanly...preferably Angle over Brock. Have Rhyno join on the next Smackdown, have a four on one beatdown. NWO needs to be Angle's night. Oh, and I don't like the idea of 3 on 2, especially if the plan is for Lesnar to win. Lesnar and Benoit beat the whole of Team Angle...that'd kill the angle off, and it's already on life support. And if Team Angle win, there'll be the 'oh, but it was 3 on 2' arguement used (by Cole and Tazz) to save Brock.

What's everyone's problem with women's wrestling? If Vince were to give them a decent set of storylines, sort of like the Victoria vs Trish feud and the Jazz-Victoria story they're building on, then that might help. Put them in proper matches...Molly is the best women's worker on the roster, yet she's jobbing to Jazz and Victoria too easily. Plus, most marks have been brought up on the T & A stuff, so proper women's wrestling always gets the boring chants from these sort of morons...even if it's not boring. Survivor Series, people were 'ooohing' and 'aaahing' because of the weapon shots Trish and Victoria used, yet if it were two guys out there no-one would give a damn. Most of the marks, and obviously some people around here, are a bit too sexist to appreciate the work the women put in, and the fact their matches are usually better than half the other stuff on the show. Oh, and that Funakalumbo idea would be great. Even better if it turned out Palumbo was investigating his new family...hell, have him investigate himself. Seeing Palumbo cuffing himself, and reading himself his rights would be so surreal it'd be funny.

Bischoff is in the ring as his clock countdown finishes, rambling on trying to convince Vince to let him stay. As the clock hits zero, Vince comes out and Bischoff goes all scared and start complimenting Vince to a huge 'SHHHUUUUUT UUUUUP!' from Vince. Bischoff says he wants his case put across, so he brings out Cheif Morley to convince Vince how good Bischoff is. That doesn't work, so Bischoff starts reeling off a list of his credentials... As he does so though, the shot on the titantron changes to backstage, where huge black monster truck pulls up into the arena! The truck drives through the backstage area and down the ailseway as Vince has a huge smile on his face seeing Austin at the wheel. Vince says Bischoff did good, and gives him a new contract. However as soon as Bischoff has the contract signed, Austin steps out of the truck and takes off some sort of hat...and it's not Austin...IT'S GOLDBERG!!! Spear to Vince, Bischoff and Goldberg are faces now and Goldberg has arrived in the WWE. Bischoff says that Vince 'got screwed just like old times' before wlaking off laughing with Goldberg.

Stamboli should join Smackdown, and then make him, Noble and Nunzio into the Italian Mafia. Not racist like, and the name is only there because of the 'Italian' heritage of Johnny and Nunzio. Hell, it'd give him something to do. They need to bring back the IC Title, and fast. Hell, have it as part of Bischoff's way of changing Raw. Put the belt on someone like Batista or Orton, increases the HHHorsemen's lineage...plus could help them develop into pretty big stars.

Judy Bagwell on a Pol...actually, wasn't it Judy Bagwell on a forklift Match. Say what you will about David Arquette, but at least you could understand there was a reason behind it (however, it was a sucky idea to say the least)...publicity. How in the hell can you explain Judy Bagwell as a freaking WCW Tag Team Champion??? Hell, at least she was a better worker than her son... Also, the 'Buried Alive' gimmick always bothered me. Undertaker had to be in it each time, like Kane and the Inferno Match, and burying someone alive? Obviously they got dug up afterwards, but they never really got buried apart from UT at the original Buried Alive. The matches are usually half decent, but it just seems a crappy gimmick.