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1) HHH-Still one of the big names around, and can produce a decent interview/promo/non wrestling segment given the right opportunity. 2) Edge-Huh? He's a great wrestler, over with the fans, used to be part of one of the overall best tag team in the WWF/E, Edge and Christian, pretty good interviews. 3) Vince Russo-His shoot interviews are very good if a little controversial. And for all his bad/abysmal ideas, every now and then he comes up with a pretty good idea. 4) A-Train-Err, he's hairy? And that kick he does is pretty good for a fat hoss. 5) Kevin Nash-Charisma, he's over, helped make the nWo great 6) Vince McMahon-The man who made wrestling what it was/is today. If it wasn't for him wrestling wouldn't have got to it's popularity level, we wouldn't have had Wrestlemania and the rest of the PPV's, and his stuff with Austin was awesome. 7) The Undertaker-Over. Good promo guy. 8) Mark Henry-He's not given up even though he's been put through some of the worst wrestlecrap EVER! 9) Al Wilson-One of the funniest things on Smackdown. I mean the guy's clueless, but that's what makes him so hilarious. Plus it gives Tazz some decent lines to diss him. 10) Hulk Hogan-SUPER over, he helpesd make wrestling as popular as it ever was, both in Hulkamania mode and the nWo mode. Also, he's put over Rock, Lesnar and Angle and helped out Edge. 11) Stephanie McMahon-She's pretty hot 12) Brian Gerwitz-??? Don't have a clue 13) Batista-Marketable physique and in ring work, and it gives Flair a reason to be doign what he does best, managing. 14) HBK-A legend. In his day, he was an idol. He brought in ring work to the front of the company whilst giving good interviews. He still works well in the ring and his moves and gestures in the ring are done perfectly most of the time. 15) Steven Richards-Underrated 16) Test-Can be pretty decent in the ring. Oh, and he's with Stacy

At least it's not in OK this year, otherwise JR would win it.

Woah, Austin and Rock at 5 or lower? After what Triple H said in his speech on RAW about those two, I doubt they'll even be in it. I mean, HHH took some serious shots at Rock, or as he's now known 'Mr Hollywood', and he said he'd 'do an Austin' to Bischoff. No way will Triple H want them to win. It's probably gonna be Brock. At least this way, the Rumble isn't as predictable as before though. I mean, this way it could really be more unpredictable. Even if Brock doesn't win the Rumble, he'll still get his shot some other way. One of the brands will have to do that. As for numbers 1 and 2, on that logic it should be a real cocky Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy as 1 and 2, and Shannon as 3. Cena'll probably rap his way out and get chucked straight out. Batista, A-Train and DeMott will hoss their way through if they're not already in squash matches. Nash'll be back to chuck a load of guys out, and they'll probably bring in at least one surprise. Should be good...(watch them blow it)

Good, Heenan was awesome on commentary back then. Him and Monsoon together was priceless. But, I agree the Hurricane Double Chokeslam was hilarious. The way Austin and HHH looked at each other, like 'WTF!?!'. Taka and Pete Gas were real funny, and Gillberg was real funny, when he came out and burnt himself on the two little sparklers. And the obvious fake chants of 'He's Gillberg' before he gets shoved out. God I miss Gillberg. The whole 94 with Bret Hart and Owen, with Bret Hart coming out and Vince yelling, that was a mark out moment. Hogan-Savage in 80 was handled simply and perfectly, Austin and Bret in 97. You know there's always a storyline in there somewhere. This year...Angle vs Benoit will steal the show. No doubt Give them enough time, and they'll produce a real 5 star match.

HA! They're trying to top Xanta Claus! God, it's like WrestleCrap on TV! Seriously, what the fuck are they thinking? Last week's Raw was pretty good, especially for a Raw. Smackdown was great. They can come up with a great angle(no pun intended) on Smackdown, and then they put out this!?! God! Saying that, I'm still gonna watch. It's not as if it'll affect viewers cause I'm in Britain, and actually it should be pretty funny to see how crap it really is! I mean, I bet the JR knux punch on Regal sucks serious ass. The rest sounds pretty funny(e.g so crap it's funny). I mean come on, O'Haire as evil Santa, Steiner beating Triple H in an armwrestling match about 10 times in a minute, RVD finally getting some good lines, Bischoff on commentary, a decent sounding Tag Title Match. Maybe it's not that bad. Oh, and by the way, what's the betting that Raven won his match to get back on Raw cause Batista is running out of 'jobbers' to crush. I can see it next week...oh well, at least we still have Smackdown, home of Tazz, Matt Hardy, Los Guerreros, Kurt Angle, John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanun and the god of wrestling...AL WILSON!

There's talk of a few guys being fired from WWE that NWA might be interested in e.g they wouldn't have to build them up so much as they already are identifable, not too bad wrestlers, in decent enough shape to fight. Hell, they took BG James and Curt Hennig, so why not these guys? Justin Credible-In ECW, he was able to work some pretty good matches. His ally Syxx-Pac's gone though, so he won't get that advantage. He'd fill up the mid card I guess, and he'd be a decent ally for Russo, but he's past his prime slightly. Raven-Back in ECW, he was OVER. He didn't do too bad in the WWE, until he got jobbed to Heat. If he were to resurrect his mysterious gimmick as a face against Russo, the old school ECW fans'd probably lap it up. But like Credible, he's past his prime and been damaged by the WWE jobbing him out again. Shannon Moore-He's improved since his flying act with 3 Count, and would fit in with the X Division somehow, but he's nowhere up to AJ and Low Ki's standards. He'd not be the best X Divisioner, but he'd help out. Too green maybe though. Johnny Stamboli-He'd fill up the lower mid card for sure. But he's no star. Mamaluke and Stamboli would be the obvious team to help the Tag Division, but he's not the best signing to make. It's obvious at least a couple of these guys would be linked to NWA if they got fired, and the 'star' appeal may attract JJ, but would they fit in? I think NWA'd be better getting some young new talent in, like Jason Cross, but it'd be a temporary pull. Hell, these guys'd be an improvement on the Harrises and BG.

I don't see a lot of that on this board. Only for the person who started this thread and if you noticed their name is BiScHoFf Is GoD!!! I didn't say the NWA was WWE rejects. Far from it, it's where the best new talent is being made and advanced. I was talking about the guys that are possibly on the verge of being fired from WWE. They therefore would be WWE rejects, but once they join NWA, they're NWA wrestlers. Simple as that. So I didn't label anyone as a WWE reject from the current NWA:TNA roster. And anyway, just cause someone didn't make it in WWE doesn't mean they can't make it elsewhere e.g Jerry Lynn, Ron Killings, Low Ki, Brian Lawler

The people will love Angle as a face if he beats the Big Show: casual fans and Smarks alike. But, they can make him heel. And seeing as Benoit is now all but a face, they have the option and the reason. Say Heyman protects his interests. Angle beats Lesnar, but Heyman is prepared. Lesnar raises Angle's hand at the end, but Kurt nails the Angle Slam on him. He's aligned with Heyman and The Big Show, making him a face. Lesnar obviously wins the shot at WM last eliminating Benoit, as Angle beats say...Edge at RR. At No Way Out Benoit meets Angle for the title, and Lesnar goes against Big Show one more time. Angle beats Benoit, and then Angle versus Lesnar at WM ends when Austin returns/Goldberg shows up/someone else high up attacks Lesnar. Angle wins, and then the attackes nails him, setting up Angle vs the attacker at KOTR, so Angle can drop the belt. Seems like a good way to handle it, so obviously WWE will do totally the opposite to everything here, and screw it up in whatever way they can.

It depends on how highly they rated Cross on Week 24 as to how far he goes. I mean, they only gave him and Mamaluke a little while and he seemed pretty good. I'm sure AJ and Lynn will go at it soemwhere, it's obviously liked high up. But it'll probably be Amazing Red who wins. It should be awesome though whoever wins/is in it.

1)Eddie Guerrero 2)Kurt Angle 3)Edge 4)Chris Benoit 5)Brock Lesnar 6)Rey Rey 7)Triple H(well he did win a lot) 8)RVD 9)The Undertaker(see HHH) 10)HBK(he's still undefeated since coming back(?), and for someone coming back from a bad back, his matches are pretty damn good, even though he shouldn't be World Champion)

I'm thankful that- Smackdown's 6 are being used against each other. Chavo Guerrero actually has something worthwhile to do, cause he deserves it. WWE is still going. WWE performers like Matt Hardy, Jericho and Christian, Kurt Angle, The Guerreros, Goldust etc keep me entertained and are still funny. NWA:TNA, ROH and all the other independents are doing as good as they ever have, and have more talent than ever, and the WWE isn't trying to kill them off. Paul Heyman is working on-screen as well as off. Trish is finally getting recognition for her work now Victoria is around. New stars like Cena, Batista, Orton, Maven, Nowinski etc are developing well. Storm STILL looks like Shamrock(cracks me up every week!) That Eric Bischoff is in the WWE!

WWE Heavyweight Championship The Big Show vs The Undertaker(if he's not still injured) WWE Tag Titles Chavo and Eddie vs Edge and ???(Rhyno) Kidman and Tajiri vs Noble and his craaazy Hispanic cousin(what does Vince have against Hispanics?) Matt Hardy vs Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit World Championship Triple H vs RVD vs HBK World Tag Titles Dudleyz© vs Storm and Regal vs 3 Minute Warning Scott Steiner vs Chris Jericho Batista w/Flair vs Kane Chris Nowinski vs Maven

Well, he has beef with Bischoff and Flair, so maybe Bischoff joins up with Flair, HHH, Jamal, Rosey and whoever else and then Hogan, Steiner and Nash and HBK(as non wrestlers to start with) join up to fight them. Only this time, without having to rely on the nWo gimmick to get over

This past Monday's RAW scored a 3.7, down from last week's 3.8, as previously reported. Some saw that as a sign of failure for the tasteless Triple H/Katie Vick segment that has garnered such a tremendous amount of negative feedback. However, that doesn't seem to be the case. While there's no argument at all that the masses were displeased, and down-right disgusted with that particular segment, it was tied with the overrun for the highest rated segment of the show, scoring a 4.0. Credit:Wrestlezone.com You know what this means...as far as Vince is concerned, the angle was a success. Obviously not many people with the Neilsen boxes switched off after the angle either...

I reckon it'll be a big dissapointment, whoever it is. I may be a small dissapointment e.g Malice, Vampire Warrior or even a huge dissapointment e.g Mideon and/or Viscera. But I think it'll be a dissapointment nonetheless. Hopefully, it'll be Vampiro, Taka or maybe even an evil Ulitmo Dragon or evil Sting. Who knows, maybe it'll be HHH, and the evil is that he has come to bury the X Division.

Well if Vince doesn't realise what's going on, someone needs to tell him. You know on WWE.com, on the Raw results were it says 'Send your feedback'. What needs to happen is every single wrestling fan who hated the angle needs to wirte to Vince telling him what a crap angle it was. If he got enough letters, he may even end up apologising. Or better yet, someone should make a banner which abolut 10 or 20 people could hold up on the front row where the titantron can usually see it, saying "The Necrophillia Angle sucked...get a grip Vince!" or something like that. Or, everyone in the building next week should walk out as soon as Triple H walked out, and came back in as soon as Triple H had gone. It won't happen. We'll all admit, we want Raw to get better. But that angle may have killed the WWE. And if it did, wrestling will never be the same.

It'd be great to see Big Show vs HHH in a Pink Slip on a Pole Match, cause you just know that HHH wouldn't lose it in a million years. At least people can look forward to Raw this week and know whever it sucks or not, it'll be interesting. Other hilarious matches that could happen if the spin of the wheel is totally real Big Show vs Jamal and Rosie-Handicap Bra and Panties Match Trish vs Stacy-Barbed Wire Explosives Tacks and Glass Swimming Pool Match RVD vs Booker T-Loser has to face HHH at Survivor Series Randy Orton vs Bradshaw(if both weren't injured)-Winner continues to get endless praise from JR Match Raven vs Ric Flair-Winner gets to bring back their famous group for one last crappy rehashed run which is dropped after 2 months due to it sucking so bad it's embarrasing, but never mind we'll still bring out a video and DVD saying that your popularity is all our doing no matter what you did elsewhere Match(in tribute to the WWE version of the nWo) Or that match that Russo had Jarrett and Booker T fight with the four boxes hanging from poles, where one of the 'weapons' was a blow up doll.

***ROH TORTURE*** Live from Louisville, KY The show goes immediately into the arena to see Joey Styles and Joel Gertner standing in the ring, with the ROH crowd chanting 'Gertner...Gertner...Gertner'. Styles-Hello, and welcome to the new era of Ring Of Honour wrestling. The new roster is in play, and tonight it's up to Ricky Steamboat to use it to his advantage. For those who haven't realised...I'm Joey Styles, and next to me is my announce partner, who should need no introduction, but likes to give himself one anyway... Gertner-And for those of you who don't know who I am, I am the quintessentail stud-muffin, Joel...all the women in Louisville have come to me from far and wide to me...that when I pulled down my pants the first thing they'd see, the one thing that makes every Kentucky women's eyes grow wide...the biggest piece of meat in Kentucky, that isn't southern fried!...Gertner! Styles-Well with that over and done with, let's get on with the show, which tonight will feature the 4 first round matches in the ROH HV Title Tournament, which such participants as Masato Tanaka, Scott Hall, Sting and Taz. Also, 2 titles to be decided...the Jnr HV Title between Chetti and James Mariato and the TV Title with BG James meating Syxx-Pac! So without further ado...tonight, for some of the ROH superstars...IT WILL BE TORTURE!!! The opening video plays with playing in the background before we go back in the arena as fireworks start shooting off around the stage. American Dragon and Kronik vs Doring, Roadkill and Taka Michinoku The fireworks end and we hear 'Kronik' blast around the arena as Brian Adams and Bryan Clark walk out to the ring across the raised ECW style rampway. They get into the ring as we see Joel Gertner and Joey Styles settling into their position in the booth amongst the crowd. Styles-Well Joel, it's been a long time, but we're finally back! Well taking you back to Monday night, American Dragon had a bit of a run in with BG James backstage in Ricky Steamboat's office and we saw that the kid has a bit of a temper on him. American Dragon walks out to the ring to Ricky Steamboat's old music and leaps into the ring. He tries to high five both the Kronik members, but they just look at him, and he backs into a corner. Doring and Roadkill walk out to the ring, before stopping halfway and bringing out Elecktra! Gertner-This match just got a whole lot better Joey! Doring and Roadkill get into the ring and start to brawl with Kronik as Dragon starts to walk back up the ramp in anticipation of Taka's enterance. Taka's music plays, but he doesn't come out from behind the curtain, he comes through the crowd and attcks Dragon from behind on the ramp. Meanwhile, Clark and Adams start to stomp away on Roadkill in the corner. They pull him out and hit a double suplex, and catch Doring flying off the top in a double choke, but before they can hit the High Times, Roadkill gets back up and hits Clark in the back and then powerslams Adams. Roadkill whips Adams to the corner and charges in, but Adams gets a foot up into the face and Clark clotheslines him down. The ref gets Adams out as Clark goes for a full nelson slam on Roadkill, but Roadkill moves as Taka and Doring hit Clark with a double dropkick. Roadkill punches away at Clark before tagging in Doring. They whip Clark into the ropes and Roadkill hits a splash before whipping him into a dropkick by Doring. Doring goes to the middle rope and leaps off, but Clark catches him in a bearhug and belly to belly suplexs him. Adams tags in and Kronik hit a double powerbomb on Doring as Dragon watches on. Adams knees Doring in the gut and hits a pumphandle slam before tagging Clark in again. Doring gets whipped across the ring and gets hit with a double clothesline, before Adams slides to the outside and pulls out a table. The crowd pop as Adams slides the table onto the ramp and Clark sets it up. Clark gets back in and picks the on running Doring in the air in a press slam and goes to put him through the table, but Roadkill hits a low blow. Roadkill backs off the ropes and charges at him but Clark hits him with a stiff clothesline. Clark goes over to the corner and Dragon stretches his arm out for the tag, but Clark ignores him and tags Adams in. Adams gets into the ring, but Dragon starts shouting at him and then shoves him. Adams shoves him back and Dragon falls down off the apron. From behind Adams though, Doring hits him in the back. Doring tries to whip him to the ropes, but Adams reverses and hits a big boot, but as he does Dragon gets onto the ropes and starts shouting at Adams again. Clark gets in and the Dragon argues with the two, until Kronik look at each other and both grab him by the throat, and hit him with the High Times through the table!!! Gertner-What the hell are they doing!?! That's their partner! Doring and Taka attack Kronik from behind, but they quickly get thwarted by the bigger opponents. Adams powerbombs Doring as Clark hits a full nelson slam on Taka before they both grab Roadkill by the throat and hit him with the High Times...1..2..3! Styles-What a dominate performance from Kronik. They destroyed their opponents and their partner, and walk out on top! Winners:Kronik and Dragon(Adams over Roadkill) In the one of the locker rooms, Kid Kash, Spanky and Chetti are sitting talking when suddenly one of the backstage workers walks in. Worker-Hey Kash, you're up in a minute. Kash-Alright! Time to show Buff Bagwell a thing or to about being da Real Deal! Kash walks out as Chetti and Spanky start talking again, but as they do American Dragon comes barging in. Dragon-Hey, have either of you two seen Ricky? Chetti-No, we ain't, but we wouldn't tell a spoilt little bitch like you anyways Dragon-Shut it Chetti. I ain't in the mood! Dragon walks back out as Chetti and Spanky look on before going back to their conversation. Buff Bagwell vs Kid Kash ROH HV Title Tournament 1st Round MY NAME IS KIIIIID!!! 'Cocky' by Kid Rock plays loudly throughout the arena and Kid Kash leaps out from behind the curtain to cheers and a few female screams. He raises his arms in the air and frisbees his red hat into the crowd before running down the ramp and leaping into the ring. He climbs onto the second rope and raises his arms again before Buff Bagwell's familiar music plays and comes strutting out to the ring. Buff prances and poses on the ramp before getting into the ring and walking straight past Kash and getting onto the turnbuckles. Bagwell looks back at Kash before frisbeeing his own hat out to the crowd in a mocking way. The ref rings the bell and Buff leaps down off the apron to face up to Kash. Buff goes to lock up with Kash, but as Kash responds, Buff cockily moves out of the way and struts across the ring. Bagwell and Kash go to tie up again, but again Buff pulls out at the last moment and prances across the ring, but as he does so Kash flips him off. Buff gets angry and goes for the lock up, but as he does Kash pulls away and mimmicks Bagwell by doing a strut of his own. Styles-Little bit of mind games going on between these two. Both men go to lock up again, and Kash quickly goes behind Buff and waistlocks him. Buff reverses and punches Kash in the back a couple of times, before whipping him to the ropes, but Kash leaps onto the second rope and springs back off with an elbow to Buff's jaw. Kash picks Buff up and punches him in the jaw before backing off the ropes and hitting a spinning DDT...1...2..only two. Bagwell gets back up and pulls Kash by the tights, sending him flying iinto the corner and shoulder first into the ring post. As Kash staggers back out Bagwell clotheslines him in the back of the head before going to the middle rope, but Kash quickly gets up and dropkicks Bagwell. Kash goes to the middle rope and gives the signal for a hurricanrana, but Buff lowblows him and hits Kash with a powerbomb from the middle rope! Styles-OH MY GOD! Bagwell hooks a leg...1...2...no! Kash gets a shoulder up. Bagwell starts to argue with the referee, but from behind Kash rolls him up...1...2..two count only. Kash and Bagwell get up, and Bagwell hits a kick to the gut and goes for another powerbomb, but Kash floats over into a sunset flip...1...2..no. Kash runs to the ropes but Bagwell catches him with a spinebuster...1...2..only two. Bagwell stomps away at Kash and starts to punch Kash hard in the head as the crowd start to chant 'Kid...Kid...Kid' to try and get Kash back into the match. Bagwell hits a backbreaker on Kash and goes to the middle rope giving the signal for the Blockbuster. Buff dives off, but Kash ducks and Buff lands hard back first on the mat. He gets back up and Kash starts to punch him. Kash whips Buff across the ropes, Kash leapfrogs Buf and dropkicks him as he's coming back. Kash kicks Buff in the gut and goes for the Money Maker, but Buff spins out of it and hits a Double Arm DDT...1...2...no. Bagwell misses a clothesline and Kash runs at Bagwell and goes for a hurricanrana, but Bagwell blocks it and hits him with a stomach crusher. Kash is down on the mat clutching his stomach as Bagwell starts to taunt the crowd. Bagwell turns around, and Kash hits a spinning DDT from out of nowhere. Kash slowly rolls over and gets an arm over Bagwell...1...2...no! Kash hits a knee lift on Bagwell as he gets up and goes to the middle rope. Kash waits for Bagwell to turn around and hits him with a Blockbuster! Gertner-Hey, that's gimmick infringement! He could get sued for a lot of money for that! Bagwell turns around and Kash hits a Money Maker...1...2...3! Kid Kash gets the pin and the crowd cheer wildly as the ref raises Kash's arm in the air. Gertner-What a win by Kash! Styles-Kash has gotten through to the next round, and he did it in style! And he's going to meet the winner of Taz vs Super Crazy next week. And that match wil be coming up next Winner:Kid Kash by pinfall ***commercial break*** After the break, we see Shane Douglas and Taz are in their dressing room and Shane Douglas is on the phone. From the conversation we can tell that he is talking to Vince Russo. Douglas-Yeah, yeah I know how important tonight is Vince. Look, the plan is set. Everything is worked out to the last detail. It can't fail...Yeah, Taz is up next...OK I will...oh yeah, he's ready too...hahaha! Steamboat won't know what hit him! Yeah, talk to you later. Shane puts the phone down as Taz stands up. Taz-I take it he's happy about the plan. Well anyway, tonight is the night Shane. We need to make sure we get it right, otherwise the plan is gonna be ruined...look, part 1 is now. I gotta go take care of business. Douglas-If you get in trouble, I've got your back Taz. Taz-Trouble!?! Ha, there's gonna be no trouble for me tonight! Taz leaves the room as Shane laughs to himself before the phone rings again and he picks the reciever up. Taz vs Super CrazyROH HV Title Tournament 1st Round Back in the arena, Super Crazy walks out to a huge pop from the crowd. Crazy walks down the ramp as the camera cuts over to Styles and Gertner. Styles-What the hell is the plan that Douglas and Taz keep talking about? What the hell could they be planning? Gertner-I don't know, but knowing Douglas, Taz and Russo for that matter, it isn't going to be good for Ricky Steamboat! Super Crazy waits in the ring as Cypress Hill's 'Just Another Victim' hits and Taz walks to the ring with a black ripped towel over his head. He steps into the ring and immediately runs at Crazy and a fist fight begins as the ref calls for the match to start. Taz punches away brutaly at Crazy's head in the corner before whipping him across the ring, but Crazy leaps to the middle rope and dives off with a body press. Crazy knees Taz in the gut and goes for a DDT, but Taz hits an overhead northern lights tazplex. Crazy gets back up and Taz knocks him down with a clothesline. Crazy gets back up again and Taz hits another clothesline. Crazy gets up for a third time and Taz hits a belly to belly tazplex...1...2...only two. Taz hooks Crazy by the head and hits him with a head and arm tazplex...1...2...two count again. Taz shoves the ref before going back after Crazy, but Crazy rolls him up in a small package...1..2..slightly fast count by the ref, but still only two. Crazy runs at Taz again, Taz backdrops him to the outside, but he grabs hold of the ropes and suplexs Taz to the outside before leaping to the middle rope and hitting a beautiful asai moonsault. The crowd are on their feet ads Crazy slides back in the ring and runs across the ring. Crazy dives out and connects with a somersault plancha on Taz. Taz gets thrown back in and Crazy stands on the apron waiting for him to get up, and as he does Crazy slingshots in and hits a clothesline. Crazy kicks Tazz in the gut as he gets up and hits a tiger bomb!...1...2...no! Crazy powerslams Taz and hits a moonsault from the bottom rope, followed by one from the middle rope, but as he goes for the final moonsault from the top Taz moves and Crazy lands hard on the mat. As he gets up Taz goes for a clothesline, but Crazy ducks and hits a hurricanrana. Crazy runs at Taz in the corner, but Taz throws him up in the air, spinning him round in mid-air and wrapping on the Tazmission! Crazy reaches for the ropes but Taz throws him over his head hitting a Tazmission plex before floating over and hooking on the Tazmission on again with a bodyscissors. Crazy reaches out for the ropes, but can't make it and gives it up. Winner:Taz by submission Taz keeps it wrapped on as Crazy tries frantically to escape. Other referees run down to the ring to try and get Taz to break the hold when suddenly Scott Hall and Syxx-Pac charge down to the ring. Hall and Syxx-Pac shove referees out of the way and start to stomp away at Taz until he breaks the hold. They start to double team him when suddenly Douglas runs down to help Taz. The assault continues until suddenly Perry Saturn runs down to the ring and attacks Hall from behind. Syxx-Pac turns around, and he hits the T-bone suplex on him and the three guys start to stomp away on Hall and Syxx-Pac when suddenly Super Crazy rolls back into the ring with a chair and clears the ring of Douglas, Taz and Saturn. Crazy checks on Hall and Syxx-Pac as Douglas is passed a microphone on the rampway. Douglas-You punks just got what was coming to you! There's more where that came from though...and you Crazy, you've stuck your nose in where it's not needed. You see, Ring Of Honour will never be the same again now. I decided to ask Vince Russo to use his power to help me out. both Taz and Saturn have jumped from WWE to ROH. Russo could have had Saturn, but he's decided to let help me out, and help himself in the long run. You see, what you see before you is the most powerful group in wrestling. Forget D-X, forget the Horsemen...hell forget the nWo and the Kliq, because this...this is the new and improved Triple Threat!!! The three men raise there hands in the Triple Threat signal and walk back up the ramp. Hall-Hey yo, chicos, you wanna mess with us like that huh? Big mistake boys. You see, you'll never put us down. We keep coming back whatever get's thrown at us. We've had everything thrown at us, but we're still here chicos. So you really want me of us boys. Well, let's see. At the PPV, you three bitches, against me, Pac and Super Crazy here. What you say? The three Triple Threat members all nod their heads in agreement before Douglas' music plays and they walk backstage. Styles-WOW, well what a huge announcement. I guess the plan was to bring Saturn in sucessfully and form the Triple Threat. Well Syxx-Pac is staying out here to fight BG James for the ROH TV Title next. ***a short commercial for the first ROH/NWA:TNA PPV Sinister Motives plays*** Styles-Well Sinister Motives should be amazing, but it's still a while away. Meanwhile, next up Syxx-Pac is still in the ring and we are set to crown a ROH TV Champion right now. Syxx-Pac vs BG JamesROH TV Title Syxx-Pac is still trying to recover in the ring when BG James runs down the rampway and gets into the ring. He helps his old D-X running buddy up before knocking him down with a forearm shot. James whips him to the ropes and knocks him down with antoher forearm shot. James hits an inverted atomic drop and a clothesline before whipping him into the corner. James gets onto the middle rope and strts to punch away at Pac...1...2...3...4...5..6..7..8..9...James gives Syxx-Pac a crotch chop...10! James whips Pac to the ropes again, but Pac leapfrogs him and hits a spinning kick and gives James a crotch chop before hitting a leg drop. Pac goes for a punch, but James blocks and punches Pac...James punches Pac again and again before doing his familiar jig and hitting a forearm before backing off the ropes and htting the crazy legs kneedrop. Gertner-Some old school stuff from James...if you can call that old school. Styles-James is just trying to prove a point to Syxx-Pac for all the old scores they may have to settle. James suplexs Pac and floats over...1...2...no. James catches Pac getting up with an elbow to the face, a knee to the gut and a knee lift sending Pac flying backwards. James runs at Pac, but Pac drop toe holds him down head first into the middle turnbuckle before picking him up and kicking him in the gut. Pac springs off the middle rope and spin kicks James in the head and he falls backwards onto the bottom turnbuckle. Styles-The crowd know what's coming Joel Pac turns around and strides across the ring before running back in, but James avoids the Bronco Buster and Pac lands groin first on the the bottom turnbuckle! He pulls himself up and James knocks him down with a hard clothesline...1...2...Pac gets a foot on the ropes. James pulls him back up and tries to whip him to the ropes, but Pac reverses and sends James straight into the referee. James turns around and Pac hits a spin kick to the jaw and gets a cover, but the ref is down so there's no count. Pac gets up and checks on the ref, but as he does James rolls him over and drops a knee to the groin. James backs Pac into the corner and stands on the middle rope and starts to punch Pac again...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...James gives Syxx-Pac a load of crotch chops but suddenly American Dragon leaps over the barricade and hits James in the head with the TV Title Belt! Syxx-Pac low blows James and pushes his legs off the ropes, catching him in a Syxx-Factor as James falls! Dragon pours a fan's beer over the referee as Syxx-Pac hooks a leg.....1.....2.....3! Syxx-Pac wins the TV Title! Winner and new ROH TV Champion:Syxx-Pac by pinfall Dragon gets into the ring and stomps away at James until Syxx-Pac turns him around and punches him in the jaw, sending him flying out onto the rampway. Dragon walks back shouting abuse back at Syxx-Pac as BG James slowly gets up and grabs the TV Title Belt and hands it to Syxx-Pac. The two old freinds embrace and shake hands before James looks back up at Dragon and challenges him to come back to the ring, but Dragon just walks off. ***commercial break*** American Dragon is walking around backstage when suddenly he bumps into his mentor, the ROH Commisioner Ricky Steamboat. Steamboat-What is the matter with you kid? You're becoming very unpopular around here...James, Chetti, Spanky and now Syxx-Pac. Soon the whole company will be against you, and that's not very wise thing to let happen. Dragon-Come on Ricky, you know what I'm like. It ain't my fault people don't like me. Anyway, what do you want I really need to get out of here. Steamboat-If you're getting out of here because of James, don't worry. I've spoken to him and we've come to an agreement. He's not going to touch you. He's not allowed to lay one finger on you...until your match at Sinister Motives. Dragon-Wait, you've booked me in a match with James at Sinister Motives...what the hell Ricky! I thought I was your protogé! Steamboat-Well you are, but one I can't favour you over everyone else, and two this will be a valuable leason to you...it doesn't pay to be the bad guy, and it doesn't pay to interfere in matches like that. It'll teach you that you have to learn to deal with the consequences of your actions. Dragon-OK, Ricky I'm sorry OK. I don't have a problem with the match...as long as you reward me when I win... Dragon walks off as Ricky shakes his head in disbelief. He walks on down the hallway, when suddenly a backstage worker runs up to him. Worker-Mr Steamboat, we just found Scott Hall and Syxx-Pac in the parking lot...it's not good. Steamboat and the worker walk quickly out to the parking lot to see Hall laying on the floor in a pool of blood in front of a shattered side car window, and Syxx-Pac laying face down on the bonnet of the car with blood all around his face and his TV Title belt laying on the floor with a '3' sprayed on it in red. Super Crazy is trying to help out where he can as Steamboat looks around for the Triple Threat. Styles-What the hell happened!?! Gertner-It doesn't look too good out there does it Joey Styles-Well it looks to me like the Triple Threat got back at Syxx-Pac and Hall. Gertner-No need to jump to conclusions Joey, it could have been anybody! Chetti vs James MariatoROH Jnr HV Title As the two announcers are talking about what happened, James Mariato and Tony Mamaluke walk out to the ring. Mariato gets onto the turnbuckles and raises his arms in the air as Mamaluke points up at him. As they 'pose' for the crowd, Chris Chetti's music plays and he walks to the ring, but stops halfway seeing that he's at a numbers dis-advantage. He looks at the two wrestlers in the ring, before looking to the enterance way as Spanky's music plays and the charasmatic youngster walks out in his street clothes. He high fives Chetti before getting in the ring with him as the 'italians' get out. Both men get onto turnbuckles and pose, but Mariato quickly slides in and hits Chetti in the back as he stands on the turnbuckle. Mariato hits forearms to the head before running to the ropes and hitting a running forearm knocking Chetti onto the rampway. Mariato follows him out and tires to suplex him on the ramp, but Chetti blocks the suplex attempt, and throws Mariato onto the ropes and into the ring. Mariato gets back up and Chetti runs down the ramp, launches himself over the ropes and hits Mariato with a diving leg clothesline. Chetti knocks Mariato back against the ropes and whips him across the ring, leapfrogs Mariato, drops down forcing Mariato to leap over and then catches him coming off with a tilt a whril slam...1...2...only two. Chetti goes to the middle rope and flips off Mamaluke on the outside before leaping off with a spin kick from the middle rope to Mariato! Chetti goes to the apron and hits a slingshot legdrop...1...2...Mamaluke puts Mariato's foot on the rope. Chetti looks out at Mamaluke on fury and chases him aorund the ring. Mamaluke runs up the steps at the side of the ramp, but as he does, Spanky does the same the other side of the ramp and clotheslines him down hard! Chetti slides into the ring, but Mariato stomps him as he does before hitting Spanky with a punch on the ramp. The ref holds Spanky back as Mariato boots Chetti low and goes for the Sicilian Drop, but Chetti reverses and hits a Sicilian Drop of his own. Chetti hits a powerbomb and goes to the top rope for a legdrop, but as he does Mamaluke throws Spanky into the ring distracting the ref, and then he pushes Chetti off the top rope and sends him flying throat first onto the steel barricade. Mamaluke quickly leaps off the ramp and throws Chetti into the ring, and as soon as he does, Mariato locks on a fujiwara armbar. Spanky runs around the ring and brawls away with Mamaluke as Chetti starts to slowly crawl over to the ropes. Spanky trhows Mamaluke side first into the barricade as Chetti continues to crawl and eventually makes it towards the ropes. Mariato waits for Chetti to get up, and goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Chetti rolls through it and locks on a front headlock before picking Mariato up onto the top turnbuckle. Chetti climbs up and goes for a superplex, but Mariato hits him in the gut a couple of times and picks him up in a front suplex before throwing him off onto the rampway!!! Styles-Oh My God!!! Chetti was just thrown onto that metal rampway! The crowd begin to chant 'Holy Shit...Holy Shit...Holy Shit' as Chetti is laying on the ramp not able to move. Mamaluke rolls him into the ring as the ref isn't looking, and Mariato hooks on a Sicialian Crab. The ref drops Chetti's hand once....then twice....and then a third time before calling for the bell. Mariato is passed the belt and he raises it in the air as Spanky rolls into the ring and checks on Chetti. Mamaluke and Mariato walk up the rampway as EMTs and referees run down to check on Chetti. Winner and new ROH Jnr HV Champion:James Mariato Video replays of the suplex throw onto the ramp by Mariato play as Chetti has a neck brace fitted on and is loaded onto a backboard. They slide him underneath the ropes and lift him onto the stretcher before wheeling him off with Spanky by his side. Meanwhile, Ricky Steamboat is searching the hallways looking for the Triple Threat. He continues walking around the hallways before bumping into The Franchise. Franchise smiles cockily at Steamboat as Steamboat looks at him dis-approvingly. Douglas-Oh my god, Ricky, did you hear about Hall and Syxx -Pac? How terrible! So anyway, I guess I won't be fighting tonight. Steamboat-Franchise, I know damn well your Triple Threat did that to Hall and Syxx-Pac...don't give me that sarcastic innocent look. I guess you think you're out of the woods. Well let me tell you this Douglas...I don't hand out buys to people just like that. Look, you're right you won't be fighting tonight. But I spoke to the EMTs, they said Scott will be ready for action by next week. So I'm postponing the match for next week, and belive me, I'm going to compensate Hall...next week, your match will be a no interference...TABLE MATCH! Douglas looks on in horror as Steamboat walks off with a slight smile on his face. As he walks off, he bumps into Chetti being wheeled away. He taps Spanky on the shoulder, and Spanky calls to the EMTs to not go without him. Steamboat-How is he? Spanky-You're kidding right? Did you see it? He landed right on his hip and arm. They reckon he could have any number of injuries all the way across his right side. It's pretty bad Ricky...look I gotta go with him, so... Steamboat-I understand, go on. Spanky runs off over to the ambulance as Steamboat walks around with an angry look on his face. Meanwhile, new backstage reporter Ryan Shamrock is standing outside of a dressing room waiting for somebody. As she stands checking her bright red nails, Sting walks out of the room as the crowd go wild. Ryan runs over to stop him, and he smiles before turning to face her. Ryan-Err, Sting...a few word on your return to full time wrestling tonight. Sting-Ryan, it's been a long time in coming, but the Stinger is back. All my little Stingers have waited for me to return, and I have finally delivered! And finally I can get my shot at once again being the one thing that makes me get back in the ring week after week, and that's a World's Title! Ryan, I see your brother didn't get a shot at the belt. Guess he's pretty mad at me for takin' his spot huh? Ryan-Oh Ken's mad quite a lot of the time Sting-I was just kiddin'! Anyway, believe me Masato Tanaka. I'm not taking you lightly. I know what you can do in that ring. But believe me again, I've got no ring rust boy. I've been working out with my buddy the Total Package in his gym, and I'm ready. So for all the boys back in Lex's gym, this is for you...WOOOWWWHHH!!! Sting walks off as Ryan looks on before Ken Shamrock walks up to her and they walk off together. Masato Tanaka vs StingROH HV Title Tournament 1st Round As the two siblings walk off, Masato Tanaka is alreay walking down the rampway. He steps into the ring and waits for Sting as the crowd are buzzing in anticipation. Gertner-Well Sting had better not be taking Tanaka lightly, because this guy is one hell of a wrestler. Styles-Oh there's no doubt that Tanaka is a great wrestler. But it's the return to American weekly action for both these men tonight... The lights go out and lights begin to flash around the arena as Sting's music plays and the crowd go wild again as he steps out onto the ramp and slowly walks down the ramp. He fires up the crowd, but as Sting walks down Tanaka runs up the ramp and clotheslines him down. Tanaka stomps at Sting, but Sting boots Tanaka in the gut and whips him into the ropes on the outside, and hits a backdrop on the ramp! Tanaka gets knocked down with a backhand shot by Sting before getting clotheslined in. Sting goes to the top rope and leaps off, but Tanaka catches him in mid air with a dropkick. Tanaka stomps and punches away at the grounded Stinger before bouncing up off the bottom rope and dropping a knee to the gut. Tanak does the same thing again, and goes for it a third time, but as he leaps Sting lifts his foot up and launches Tanaka up and over the top rope. Sting slides out and the two start brawling around on the outside. Sting smashes Tanaka's head off the barricade and whips him into the apron before pushing him back in the ring. Sting whips Tanaka to the corner and goes for the Stinger Splash, but Takaka moves and Sting lands head first on the ring post. Tanaka locks on a half boston crab on Sting but Sting quickly crawls to the ropes. The ref tells Tanaka to break it, but instead Tanaka pulls Sting further out into the ring and turns the half boston crab into an STF. Sting slowly crawls towards the ropes, but Tanaka sinches the hold in and Sting is put in even more pain. Sting continues to crawl towards the ropes as the crowd try to will him on...and eventually Sting gets to the ropes. Tanaka breaks the hold and rops knees to the back of Sting before pulling him away from the ropes and putting a bow and arrow lock on. Sting reaches out and grabs the middle rope again and Tanaka rolls out of the hold. Sting gets back up but Tanaka quickly hits him with a spinebuster. Tanaka again stomps at Sting's back before picking him up and hitting a backbreaker...1..only a one count. Sting pulls himself up on the ropes and punches at Tanaka, but Tanaka knees Sting in the gut and hits a vicious powerbomb and floats over...1...2...near fall. Tanaka whips Sting to the ropes and hits a tilt a whirl slam. Tanaka is in contol as he picks Sting up and goes for another tilt a whirl slam, but Sting rolls out and hits an arm drag. Sting clotheslines Tanaka down three times before whipping him to the ropes and hitting an inverted atomic drop and a clothesline. Tanaka gets back up and Sting backdrops him before letting out a loud 'WOWH' and whipping Tanaka to the corner. Sting drops Tanaka on the buckles face first and clotheslines him down. Sting backs up and hits a Stinger Splash before going for the Scorpion Deathlock, but Tanaka pushes him off back into the croner. Tanaka gets up and goes for the Diamond Dust, but Sting catches him as he flips and hits the Scorpion Deathdrop! Sting wraps on the Scorpion Deathlock and Tanaka grabs hold of the ropes. Sting picks Tanaka up and whips him to the other corner, but Tanaka reverses and hits Sting with a forearm. Tanaka hits him twice more before spinning round and going for a fourth, but Sting ducks and hits a backhand shot to the jaw. Sting hits a snap suplex and waits for Tanaka to get up, before hitting an inverted atomic drop and trips him before locking on the Scorpion Deathlock again. Tanaka reaches out, but the pain is too much and Tanaka taps out! Sting progresses and wins his comeback match. Winner:Sting by submission The show ends with Sting celebrating in the ring before a montage of the show's highlights plays and the show ends.

P.S for those of you wondering what ME ment, it means main event. Anyway, I've decided to post this is parts so it's not one big post, so enjoy part 1... Part 1 After last week's successful draft specials, you lucky guys get to see what 'happened' on Thursday nights WWE Smackdown and ROH's Live and Deadly events. If only wrestling happened like this, then we'd be happier(not bloody likely!) ***WWE SMACKDOWN*** Live from St Louis MO The new Smackdown opening video and 'The Beautiful People' by Marilyn Manson play before we go into the Keil Center. Fireworks explode out from all around the stage and out of the big hand before the camera pans around the screaming crowd. The Beautiful People continues to play quietly in the background as we see Michael Cole sitting alone at the announce position. Cole-Welcome to Smackdown! After the draft on Raw, tonight is a big night for Smackdown and it's GM Stephanie McMahon, and what a card she has booked for us. Tonight we will not only crown a new Crusierweight Champion, but our main event is a huge fatal four way match...Rikishi, Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle and The Rock for the vacant WWE Undisputed Title! What a night it will be, but as you can see, I'm out here on my own because last night, my former announce partner Tazz jumped ship and joined the Ring Of Honour brand. So I guess I'm gonna be calling the action solo tonight...well anyway we're ready for our first match, so... Cole is cut off by 'Medal' and Kurt Angle walks out from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos. The crowd chant 'You suck...you suck...you suck' along with his music as he walks down the ramp without setting off any fireworks. Chimel-Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...Kurt..Angle!!! Kurt gets into the ring and spins around with his arms in the air before grabbing the microphone off of Tony Chimel and looking out at the crowd. The crowd continue to chant 'You suck', but Angle tries to ignore it. Angle-WOW am I in a good mood tonight. Even having you idiots chanting 'You suck' at me can't spoil my mood. For those of you people out there who don't know, or are just to damn idle to remember, tonight I get the chance to become the Undisputed Champion! Whooo! Sure, there are 3 other guys against me, but they're no problem to me. A fat man, a big man and a bull man, with the combined talent of an olympian from St Louis...oh wait, there are none! I mean, come on people, there's Rikishi, Brock Lesnar and The Rock...and then there's me, the olympic gold medalist. The man who has accomplished the most accolades in both amatuer and proffesional wrestling in the shortest time. Former HV Champion, 2000 King Of The Ring, former European, Intercon... Angle is interrupted by Brock Lesnar's music starting up, and Lesnar walks out to the ring with Paul Heyman by his side. Lesnar walks down the ramp and leaps onto the apron as Heyman walks up the steps. Lesnar gets into the ring as Angle walks up to him, and the two stare each other down until Heyman steps in between the two amatuerly trained superstars. Heyman gets a microphone and holds Lesnar back. Heyman-Kurt Angle! What an honour it is to be in your presence! I get the feeling I should be on my knees kissing your feet, or polishing your boots or something. That was a very impressive reference you were giving yourself there Kurt, but if you had of went any further, you would have started to bore this arena to death. You see Kurt, all these accolades are very impressive, but my client Brock Lesnar has a few accolades of his own to share with you. Two time All American, former NCAA Champion, the youngest ever WWE HV Champion, the man who destroyed the career of Hollywood Hu... Angle-Pal I was winning NCAA titles and becoming All American before your 'client' had finished singing nursery rhymes in pre-school! Sure, he's doen a lot in this company. Hell, we have a lot in common I guess. But you see, you're still just a rookie Brock. Lesnar-Kurt, don't try and kid yourself. You know as well as I do, I'm the number one man on Smackdown now. Your time had been and gone...little man! IF YA SMELL....WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKING The crowd erupt as The Rock appears on the stage with his casual pants, brama bull belt and 'Just Bring It' T-shirt on. He paces up and down on the stage with a microphone in hand as the crowd chant 'Rocky...Rocky...Rocky'. Rock-FINALLY, THE ROCK...HAS COME BACK, TO ST LOUIS!!! Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle, The Rock is tired of listening to you two spouting of your list of 'accolades' out here. The Rock is tired of you two guys talking about your amatuer backgrounds. The fact of the matter is this, tonight when you get in the ring with The Rock, no amount of amatuer wrestling will save you from The Rock shoving his boot up your asses in that ring! But Brock, tonight isn't just about the Undisputed Title, oh no, it's about revenge too. It's all about revenge. Summerslam, you beat The Rock 1 2 3, but tonight it'll be different! Tonight, The Rock making you the Next Big Bitch like he should have done at Summerslam! As Rock speaks, Rikishi's music plays and he walks out with a red hawian shirt on. He high-fives Rock before pulling a microphone from his pants and smiling. Rikishi-Boys, tonight, like my bro Rock here said, it's gonna get personal. But tonight, I'm here for one reason. I'm here, to get that Championship Belt. You see, all my life I've wanted to become the Heavyweight Champion, not just for me but for my family and their wrestling legacy. So tonight, Kurt, Brock, and maybe even you Rock if it comes to it, I will be going all out to be the Champion. Bottom line, you get in my way, my BUTT in your face. Angle-Hey Rikishi! Yeah, I hear you. You think you're going to give me a Stinkface...well I say bring it on! I'm not worried at all about having your BUTT rubbed in my face...no wait a minute, wait a minute I didn't mean that! What I meant...shut up Brock! What I meant was, Rikishi, when you're trying to put BUTT in my face, there's something special I'm gonna do to you when I...no, that's not right either! Damn it! Rock-Kurt, we all know what you want from Rikishi. You want him to pull up them trunks, you want him to back dat ass up, lower it down... Angle-Yeah, and then as he does I'm gonna reach up and grab his BUTT in my hands and...no no, wait a minute wait a minute! Rikishi, you're not gonna hit that Stinkface on me, because when you try to I'm gonna ram you right in the ass...OH DAMN IT! Damn damn damn! Shut up! Kurt looks over at Brock and Heyman laughing and he starts to get mad. He charges at Brock and takes him down putting the anklelock on him! Angle is going mad as Rock and Rikishi run into the ring. Heyman tries to pull Angle off of Lesnar, and he does as Rock and Rikishi slide in. Both Angle and Lesnar get out of the ring as Rock and Rikishi dare hem to get back in. Lesnar looks at Rock, before looking at Angle and chasing him to the back, with Heyman running after them. ***commercial break*** Backstage Lesnar is still chasing Kurt Angle around the backstage area. Angle runs into his locker room and tries to shut the door on Lesnar, but Lesnar puts his foot in the way and then shoves the door open sending Kurt flying backwards. As Lesnar stands over the cowering Angle, Heyman bursts in struggling for breath and pulls Lesnar back. Heyman-Brock! Brock please! Leave him, please. Look, you two need to stop this. Kurt, I'm so sorry for what I said, but now we need to forget all that. Brock...Brock is willing to forget the anklelock, if you're willing to forget my comments...guys Rikishi and Rock are going to team together to divid and conquer. They'll make sure that the match comes down to them two against each other...well I don't want that to happen, and I know you don't either! So please, guys, consider this. With you two working together, Rock and Rikishi won't stand a chance! Please? Lesnar looks at Heyman before extending his hand to Angle. Angle looks at Lesnar worriedly, before tentatively shaking his hand as Heyman looks on with a sick smile on his face. Cole-Lesnar and Angle as a unit, can Rock and Rikishi possibly survive that duo? Spike and BuhBuh Ray Dudley vs Mike Awesome and Raven Tornado Tag Team Table Match Chimel-Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Tornado Tag Team Tables Match! Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 528lbs, Raven and Mike Awesome! 'End of Everything' by Stereomud plays as Raven and Mike Awesome walk out to the ring carrying a table. They slide the table into the ring and Raven gets on the second turnbuckle on the outside and spreads his arms out in his trademark pose. Raven leaps into the ring and stands next to Mike Awesome as a firework shoots down from the ceiling and crashes into the stage. 'Turn The Tables' by Saliva starts up and The Dudleyz-Spike and BuhBuh walk out. And at a total combined weight of 480lbs, BuhBuh Ray and Spike, the Dudley Boyz. The Dudleyz run into the ring and Mike Chioda calls for the bell as Spike punches away at Raven and BuhBuh pounds on Awesome. BuhBuh and Awesome both slide out of the ring and brawl away as Spike and Raven brawl in the ring. Spike runs at Raven, but Raven drop toe holds him onto the second rope and picks up the table. BuhBuh throws Awesome over the barricade as Raven hits Spike in the back with the table. Raven sets up the table and grabs Spike by the hair, but as he does so doesn't see BuhBuh sneak up behind him and go for the BuhBuh Bomb, but Raven lowblows BuhBuh and hits the Raven Effect! Raven poses again, but Spike bulldogs him as he isn't looking. Spike goes to the top rope and jumps off landing with both feet on Raven's chest. Raven holds his chest as Spike planchas out onto Awesome, but Awesome catches him and rams him ribs first into the steel ring post. Cole-Oh my god, what strength from Mike Awesome! Back in the ring, Raven picks BuhBuh up, but BuhBuh lowblows him and gets him in the powerbomb posititon. BuhBuh walks towards the table, but Awesome hits with a forearm to the gut letting Raven get out of the precarious position and then he tries to powerbomb BuhBuh, but as he does Spike jumps from the top rope and hits Awesome with a missile dropkick. Awesome falls against the ropes, and rebounds backwards as BuhBuh locks on a full nelson and hits the BuhBuh Bomb through the table! Awesome is down, but Raven comes from behind BuhBuh and hits him in the back with a steel chair shot! BuhBuh scream out in pain and slowly turns around allowing Raven to hit him over the head with the chair. Raven quickly rolls to the outside and grabs a table from underneath the ring before pushing it in and laying BuhBuh on the table, but Spike turns him around, kicks him in the gut and whips him to the ropes. Raven comes back off and Spike goes for a hurricanrana, but Raven catches him. Raven walks forward and powerbombs Spike onto the table as BuhBuh rolls off just in time. Raven thinks he's won and starts to celebrate, but from behind him, BuhBuh turns him around and punches Raven inn the jaw three times, before a little 'flip, flop and fly' action and a bionic elbow. Buh Buh pushes himself in the chest and screams 'BUHBUH...GET THE TABLE!!!' before sliding to the outside and going for a table. He pulls one from under the ring and lifts it onto the apron, Raven goes for a baseball slide into the table, but BuhBuh lifts it up and rams it into Raven's face on the outside before sliding it in. BuhBuh throws Raven into ther ing and hooks on a full nelson, but from behind Batista turns him around and spinebusters him down hard! Cole-What the hell! Batista just spinebustered BuhBuh Ray! BuhBuh staggers up and Batista and Raven double flapjack him through the table for the win! Batista and Raven stand tall as Spike comes back into the ring and tries to take down Raven, but Batista grabs him by the hair and powerbombs him down and stares down at him. BuhBuh crawls out of the table wreckage and grabs a chair as Raven and Batista look down as BuhBuh raises the chair, but suddenly Tajiri slides in, turns BuhBuh around and blows the mist in his eyes before kicking him hard in the face. Tajiri, Batista and Tajiri stand over The Dudleyz as suddenly reverend D-Von charges down with a chair and the three guys left standing abandon the ring. D-Von and Spike look back at the three as the crowd go wild. Spike helps BuhBuh up and turns D-Von around. A hushed silence falls over the crowd as BuhBuh wipes the mist from his eyes. Cole-Can you believe D-Von helped out BuhBuh Ray! Wait, Spike's up to something here. D-Von starts trying to tell Spike he was after Batista, but Spike isn't listening, and he smiles broadly. BuhBuh and D-Von look at each other for a long time before BuhBuh extends his hands as the the crowd cheer. D-Von looks around as the crowd chant 'We want Dudleyz...We want Dudleyz...We want Dudleyz', before shaking BuhBuh's hand, and the crowd go wild as the two half-brothers embrace. 'Turn The Tables' plays as BuhBuh and D-Von's arms are raised in the air by Spike, and the three embrace again. Cole-The three Dudleyz have been reunited! What an emotionally charged start to Smackdown, as the most successful tag team in wrestling's recent history are back together! Winners:Raven and Mike Awesome by putting opponents through tables ***A short trailer for WWE No Mercy on October 20th plays*** A recap of the historic events just passed with The Dudley Boyz plays before Diamond Dallas Page's music plays and he walks out to a standing ovation from the crowd. Cole-Well for some reason DDP is coming out here, but he retired a few months ago due to a serious back injury! Page is passed a microphone and he stands on the right of the ring looking around the crowd. DDP-Yo, I'm back! Now as you may or may not know, I ain't a wrestler any more. You see, my back got busted up and I've been forced to retire before I cripple myself. But then, that's not a bad thing...that's a GOOD thing! I look down here, and I see an empty seat. That traitor turncoat Tazz has jumped the ship and ended up in Ring Of Honour, and Mickey is all alone down there. Well never fear Cole, cause I'm out here to sit next to ya, cause I spoke to Vinnie Mac, and Steph too, and they've given me the job as Smackdown co-commentator! So Cole, you got company, and that's definately a good thing! Billy and Chuck vs Mark Henry and Faarooq YOOOU LOOK SO OOOH...GOOD TO ME!!! Billy and Chuck come dancing out from behind the curtain as DDP sits down at the annonce table and puts his headset on. Chimel-The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 524lbs, Billy and Chuck! Chuck walks up the stairs and Billy slides in as Page tests the headset. Cole-Well Dallas, it's great to have you out here and I'm sure it's great for you too. DDP-Cole, I've been wanting to do this job for ages, and now Tazz has got the 'F' out, I'm in the seat! Oh, and Cole I promising I won't be calling these WWE Divas 'tomatahs' when they get out here! As Billy and Chuck stand in their corner Mark Henry's music plays and he and Faarooq walk out to the ring. Henry points down at Billy as he and Faarooq slowly make their way down the ramp. Chimel-And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 702lbs, Faarooq and the World Strongest Man, Mark Henry! Henry and Faarooq get into the ring as Billy gets out leaving Chuck to start off. Henry steps out and Faarooq starts off with Chuck. Faarooq raises an arm for a test of strength, but Chuck shakes his head and raises his opposite arm. Faarooq shrugs his shoulders and raises his arm, but as he does Chuck kicks him in the gut. Chuck punches Faarooq a couple of times before whipping him to the ropes, but Faarooq knocks him down with a shoulder block. Faarooq runs to the ropes and knocks Chuck down again. Faarooq tries again, but Chuck knees him and runs in himself, but Faarooq catches him with a vicious powerslam and tags in Henry. Chuck gets up and punches Henry a couple of times, but Henry shakes them off and throws Chuck high up and into the corner before charging at him and squashing him in the corner. Cole-Oh man! Mark Henry with an exhibit of his abnormal strength. Chuck staggers out and Henry picks him up in a bearhug. Bily comes in, so Henry throws Chuck off into Billy. Bith men struggle up and Henry double clotheslines them down and tags Faarooq back in. Faarooq punches Chuck back into a corner and whips him across, but Chuck stops himself from hitting the tunrbuckles and clotheslining the on-rushing Faarooq. Chuck picks up Faarooq, slams him down and tags in Billy who kicks Faarooq in the stomach. Billy whips Faarooq to the ropes and hits him in the head with the forearm...1...2...only two. Billy suplexs Faarooq and tags Chuck back in again, and the two double suplex Faarooq. DDP-Billy and Chuck are dominatin' over Faarooq here! He needs to make a tag to the big guy itchin' to get in in the corner. Faarooq crawls towards the corner, but Chuck follows him all the way before cheapshotting Henry and stomping away on Faarooq. Henry tries to get in the ring as Billy and Chuck swap around and Billy stomps on Faarooq in the corner. Billy whips Faarooq off the ropes and hits him with a dropkick coming back off...1...2...Faarooq kicks out again. Billy gives Faarooq a crotch chop before hooking his arm over the head and going for a jackhammer, but Faarooq reverses it and hits Billy with a front suplex! Both men go over to make a tag, both slowly crawling towards their own conrers. Billy tags Chuck in and Faarooq tags Henry in. Chuck goes for a clothesline, but Henry ducks and clotheslines Chuck. Billy gest clotheslined down too, before Chuck runs in again and gets hit with a sidewalk slam. Henry press slams Billy and then Chuck before squashing Billy in the corner. Cole-Oh man what power by Henry DDP-That dude is scary. What power by Henry, makes me glad I ain't in the ring Cole. Henry shouts out to the crowd, but Chuck hits a Jungle Kick...1...2...Henry launches Chuck high up in the air and out of the ring. Billy runs across the ring looking for a FameAsser on Henry, but Faarooq hits a huge spinebuster...1...2...no! Billy staggers up and Faarooq kicks him in the gut and goes for the Dominator, Billy slides over the back and ducks a clothesline by Henry sending him crashing into Faarooq. Henry runs at Billy, but Billy avoids him and pulls the rope down sending him flying to the outside. Faarooq staggers over to Billy, but Billy kicks him in the gut and goes for the FameAsser, but Henry trips him up from the outside and pulls him out. Faarooq turns around and Chuck hooks his arms under Faarooq's and suplexs him over...1...2...only two. Chuck stes up for the Jungle Kick, but Faarooq catches the foot, spins him around and Henry picks Chuck up and running powerslams him...1...2...3. Winners:Faarooq and Mark Henry(Henry over Chuck) Henry and Faarooq celebrate in the ring as Billy pulls Chuck out and helps him backstage. DDP-That Henry guy is a monster, and he's gonna go far on Smackdown. He'll squash anyone who steps in his way! ***commercial break***

All the titles were mad vacant after my roster split, incase HHH or Lesnar ended up on the 'other' show(the draft was done over the internet with a freind of mine who helps out once in a while you see). Anyway, glad you're reading it

Part 3 Highlights of the Survivor Series rules match play before we go backstage into the parking lot to see Rey Mysterio lying on the ground with a pool of blood around his head and all over his mask. The camera moves up and we see Christopher Nowinski standing over him with a steel chair in his hand and a sick grin on his face. Dozens of officials and referees run over as Nowinski walks off smiling broadly. Cole-What the hell is Nowinski thinking!?! Mysterio needs urgent help back there! Rikishi vs Kurt Angle vs The Rock vs Brock Lesnar w/Paul HeymanFatal Four Way Elimination Match, WWE Undisputed Championship Back in the arena, 'Medal' begins to play and Kurt Angle walks to the ring as the crowd boo loudly and chant 'You suck' along with his music. Angle sets off his fireworks before walking on down the ramp. Chimel-The following Fatal Four Way Elimination Match is for the vacant WWE Undisputed Championship! Introducing first, from Pittsburgh Pennslyvania, weighing 232lbs, Olympic Gold Medalist...Kurt Angle! Angle gets into the ring and spins around with his arms outstretched as the crowd continue to chant 'You suck' towards him. Angle leans against the ropes as Brock Lesnar's music plays and he walks out with Paul Heyman by his side. Chimel-Accompanied to the ring by his agent Paul Heyman, weighing 296lbs, he is the Next Big Thing...Brock Lesnar. Lesnar slides in and Heyman tries to get a truse going between the two, but as he does Lesnar punches Angle in the jaw sending him reeling back. Hyeman holds Lesnar back, but Angle shoves him out of the way and punches Lesnar, and the two begin to trade punches as Rikishi's music plays and Rikishi comes running down the ramp. Rikishi slides into the ring, turns Angle around and knocks him down before going to work on Lesnar. Lesnar and Rikishi are brawling away as Angle pulls himself up on the ropes. IF YA SMELL....WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKING The crowd go wild as The Rock comes sprinting out from behind the curtain and down the ramp, before sliding into the ring and immediately clotheslining Angle to the outside. Rock lays in wait as Rikishi punches Lesnar, and Lesnar turns around into a flurry of punches from Rock. Rock spits on his hand and goes for his final punch, but Lesnar ducks and Rock punches Rikishi. Rock turns around and Lesnar throws him to the outside before clothselining Rikishi, sending him flipping over in a 360. Lesnar starts to punch away at Rikishi again as Rock and Angle brawl away up the rampway. Referee Mike Chioda tries to stop Lesnar choking Rikishi in the corner as Rock lifts Angle's legs in the air and punches him hard in the groin. Angle slowly gets up and Rock clotheslines him down again and runs towards the ring as Rikishi fights back on Lesnar. Rikishi clotheslines Lesnar over the top, before turning around and superkicking Rock...1...2...only two. Rikishi headbutts Rock backwards and Angle pulls the rope down sending Rock over the top rope. Angle gets into the ring and runs at Rikishi, but Rikishi samoan drops him...1...2...no. Rikishi knocks Angle down with a punch and hits a legdrop. Lesnar rolls back in and hits Rikishi with a back suplex...1...2.no. Rock slides back in as well and immediately clotheslines Lesnar down, before doing the same to Angle and Rikishi. Rock kicks Lesnar in the gut and DDTs him down before kipping back up and hitting a samoan drop on Angle. Lesnar gets punched at by Rikishi as Rock punches Angle. Rock and Rikishi whip Lesnar and Anglew towards each other and Lesnar knocks Angle down with a clothesline but he turns around into a superkick by Rikishi sending him flying into a Rock Bottom attempt, but Lesnar elbows his way out of it and quickly moves out of the way as Rikishi crashes BUTT first into Rock in the corner. Rock staggers forward a bit before dropping down onto the bottom turnbuckle and the crowd give a mixed reaction as Rikishi looks back towards Rock in his familiar way. Rikishi pulls his trunks up and backs up towards Rock, but Angle clotheslines him out getting a cheer from some of the crowd. He smiles and spins around, celebrating his rare crowd adulation, but as he turns Lesnar locks him in a front waistlock and hits a huge overhead belly to belly suplex! Lesnar mimmicks Angle by spinning around, but Rock comes storming out of the corner clotheslining Brock down. Rikishi rolls back in and runs at Rock, but Rock ducks and Rikishi gets DDTed...1...2...Rikishi kicks out. Rock lays in wait for Rikishi to get up, but as he does Angle goes for an Angle Slam...Rock spins out and hits an Angle Slam of his own! Rock clotheslines Angle to the outside and folows him out as Lesnar picks Rikishi up onto his shoulders and hits the F-5! Cole-Oh my god! What strength from Lesnar! Lesnar covers Rikishi...1...2...3. Lesnar eliminates Rikishi as Rock slides back in and punches away at Lesnar again. Rikishi eliminated:pinned by Lesnar Rock punches Lesnar back into the ropes and whips him across the ring, but as he does Angle gets on the apron. Rock quickly punches him off and turns around straight into a clothesline by Lesnar! Angle climbs back in and he and Lesnar now start to double team Rock. Heyman shouts on instructions to Lesnar as he and Angle stomp away at Rock. Angle picks Rock up and knees him in the gut, letting Lesnar pick him up and powerbomb him. Lesnar picks Rock up off the ground into another powerbomb. Lesnar picks Rock up in the powerbomb position and spins around, but Rock escapes while Lesnar is spinning and hits a DDT. Angle runs at Rock but gets thrown over the top rope and Rock lays in wait again. Brock turns around and Rock hits a Rock Bottom as Heyman gets on the apron. Rock pins Lesnar, but Chioda is distracted by Heyman. Rock gets up as Angle rolls back in and hits a german suplex. Angle keeps the waistlock on and hits another german suplex. Angle goes for a third, but Rock elbows his way out and hits a german suplex on Angle. Rock keeps the waistlock on and goes for a second, but Brock hits him in the back and goes for a F-5, but Angle hits him in the back and goes for the Angle Slam on Brock, but Brock elbows Angle in the head and kicks him in the face. Brock runs at Angle, but Angle ducks a clothesline and whips Brock into a spinebuster. Rock kicks Brock's arm to the side, but Angle taps Rock on the shoulder and asks to do the elbow. DDP-Woah, I think Angle wants to do the elbow. And Rock's lettin him! Angle throws the elbow pad out into the crowd and shakes his hands about before running to the ropes, leaping over Brock and going for the elbow, but as he does Rock clotheslines him out of the ring as the crowd go wild with laughter. Rock then throws his elbow pad out, an runs to the ropes, but as he rebounds a second time, Brock pops up and spinebusters Rock...1...2...only a two! Angle gets back into the ring and hits the Angle Slam on Lesnar, but as he celebrates Rock spins him around and hits a Rock Bottom...1...2...3! Angle eliminated:pinned by Rock Cole-It's down to Rock and Brock...it's Summerslam revisited! Brock staggers up and Rock clotheslines him down again. Brock runs at Rock and Rock drops him throat first on the ropes before hitting a belly to belly...1...2..no. Rock goes for another spinebuster, but Lesnar hits Rock hard in the back and hits a powerbomb. Heyman screams at Lesnar to cover him, but Brock instead pulls off his elbow pad and goes for a 'Next Big Elbow', but Rock kips up and htis a spinebuster...1...2...no! Brock and Rock both get up and start to punch away at each other, but Rock ducks a punch and DDTs him hard...1...2...Heyman pulls Rock to the outside! Rock looks Heyman dead in the eye as Heyman screams out 'OH SHIT!' and runs around the ring. Rock chases him around the ring. Heyman scuttles into the ring and keeps running as Brock catches Rock and puts him on the shoulders and gets ready for an F-5! Brock spins Rock around, but Rock lands on his feet and goes for a Rock Bottom...Brock elbows him in the head and goes for a clothesline, but Rock ducks and hits the Rock Bottom! Rock drops an arm over Brock as Heyman looks on in horror...1...2...thr...NO! Rock argues with Chioda as Heyman slides Brock a chair and gets onto the apron. Brock swings the chair, but Rock ducks and trips him up and wraps on the Sharpshooter! Brock is in pain and looks like he's going to tap out, but Angle slides back into the ring and hits Rock hard in the head with the chair before sliding out! Chioda turns around as both men slowly get up, with Rock busted wide open, and Brock picks Rock up onto the shoulders and hits the F-5!...1...2...3!!! Rock eliminated by Lesnar Winner and new Undisputed Champion:Brock Lesnar Cole-Brock Lesnar has regained the Undisputed Title...who will be able to end his reign of dominance!?! For me Michael Cole, and my new partner DDP, thank you and see you next week! The show ends with Brock celebrating in the ring with Paul Heyman and the Undisputed Title belt as Rock slowly rolls out of the ring and limps up the ramp after Angle. Lesnar lifts the belt in the air as the screen fades to black.

Part 2 Lloyd-Well I am backstage standing by with Raven, Batista and Tajiri, and well what were you guys up t... Raven-Marc, what you saw earlier was the culmination of weeks of hope. On Raw, I felt a lost soul, an already tortured soul by years of frustartion and torment was further tortured. I longed so dearly for the good old days. The days when I used to strike fear into the hearts of those who dared to question my motivation. The days...of The Flock! I hoped that one day soon, the Flock would fly again, but it never occured. I failed on Raw, but now on Smackdown my heart had grown stronger and therefore blacker again. I found two men who have the credentials to be in my Flock. The darkness, the mysteriousness but also the brutality and mean streak to succeed. Together with my brothers in arms, we will dominate the WWE and take the souls of others that refuse to come to the darkside, starting with young Randy Orton. Tonight, Batista, I wish for you to go out and set a standard. Make an example out of this young rising superstar, by taking his future in your hands, and then crush the life out of it and wither it down. Batista, the time is now to let the WWE know...the future is turning a shade of black, for the Flock has arrived! Batista walks off with an intense look on his face as Raven and Tajiri sit in front of a TV monitor and watch. Batista vs Randy Orton 'End Of Everything' plays for the second time during the night and Batista walks out with the intense look still on his face. This contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, weighing 278lbs, representing The Flock...Batista! Cole-This guy is awesome. He is an intense, powerful and intimidating young stud with a great future ahead of him. DDP-This guy's ripped, he's got muscles in places where a normal everyday guy doesn't even have places! And now he's with The Flock, he's scarier than ever! Batista slides into the ring and roars out towards the crowd as Randy Orton makes his way out onto the stage. Chimel-And his opponent, weighing in at 222lbs, Randy Orton. Orton slides into the ring but Batista immediatly starts to stomp away at him. Batista picks Orton up and punches him in the jaw sending him reeling back into the corner. Brian Hebner tries to seperate the two as Batista repeatedly knees Orton in the gut. Hebenr manages to pull Batista away, but Batista quickly shoves him down, but as he does Orton clotheslines him down. Batista gets up quickly but Orton dropkicks him back down. Orton kicks Batista as he gets up and runs to the ropes but Batista catches him coming off with a knee to the gut and hits him with a huge powerbomb. Batista pulls Orton back up and knocks him back down with a vicious clothesline. Orton staggers up and Batsista hits him with a superkick, sending him flying backwards through the middle rope. Cole-Man Batista is all fired up tonight and is all over young Randy Orton Batista reaches over the top rope and tries to pull him back in by the hair, but Orton drops Batista's head across the top rope and goes to the top. Orton dives off with a cross body, but Batista ducks and Orton crashes hard into the mat. Orton slowly pulls himself up and Batista nails him with a huge spinebuster!...1...2...3. Batista mercifully beats Randy Orton. Cole-What an impressive win for Batista and I'm sure Raven will be happy with that. DDP-Orton didn't stand a chance Cole! Batista beat the holy hell out of the kid. Winner:Batista by pinfall Backstage in Stephanie McMahon's office, Stephanie is reading through a stack of papers when suddenly Chris Benopit and Eddie Guerrero walk in. Stephanie-Gentlemen, what can I do for you? Benoit-Stephanie, we know it's too late to ask for a match tonight, but we want a match next week on Smackdown. A tag match against any tag team you can put together! Eddie-Yeah Stephy, we wanna get some action, you know what I'm sayin' holmes! You can put any of your Smackdown superstars against us because we're not scared of nobody essay! It don't matter who's in the ring, cause tonight and every Thrusday night...I'm feelin' froggy! As Eddie is speaking, Al Snow walks up behind him and when Eddie finishes Snow taps him on the shoulder. As Eddie turns aound, All steps past him and Eddie looks around puzzled before turning around and seeing Snow standing at the desk. Snow-Stephanie I want to prove to you I can be an integral part of Smackdown. I'm not here to talk and train, I'm here to fight live on Smackdown. So if you've got a spot on the show next week that you can put me in, I'd be grat... Eddie-Hey stand in line essay, we were askin' for a match first! Snow-Sorry Eddie, I didn't realise you wanted a match too....hey that's a bit of luck. How about me vs you next week...chihuahuahuah! Benoit-As much as my partner would like to kick your ass next week, he wanted a tag match for the two of us. So unless you've got any pals who want a match, I suggest you step aside. Stephanie-Guys, I think there's an obvious solution to all this. You two want a tag match, and Al wants a match too...so I think it should be Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit teaming together to take on Al Snow and Maven next week live on Smackd... Snow-Steph, Maven won't be on Smackdown. His ankle still isn't fully healed so you'll have to find me another partner. Stephanie-OK then, well it'll be Benoit and Guerrero vs Al Snow and...Rey Mysterio! Is that OK with you guys? Benoit-Fine, we accept that. And Snow, you'd better hope you're tough enough to survive the Rabid Heat! Benoit and Guerrero walk out of the office followed by Snow as Stephanie smiles and writes something down before picking up the phone. Cole-Wow, what a match up booked for next week's show...Benoit and Guerrero, Rabid Heat against Snow and Mysterio. DDP-But Cole this one's the one I've been waiting for. A Survivor Series rules match 8 man tag match, with the winner becoming the new WWE Crusierweight Champion! This one should be one hell of a match! Kevin Kelly-Backstage with one of the two teams who are anticipating the Survivor Series rules match for the WWE Crusierweight Chmapionship and the tension is high. I'm here with the team of Chavo Guerrero, Tajiri of The Flock, Funaki, Jamie Noble and of course Nidia, and well you guys are all here to win the Crusierweight Title obviously, but to do so all of your opponents and your teamates must be eliminated, and if it comes down to it, you guys may have to fight amongst yoursleves for the title. So Chavo, are you worried about facing any of these guys. Chavo-Hey Kevin, what are you trying to do here? Are you trying to create some decension between me and my partners? Cause if you are, it ain't gonna happen. This team is the best 4 man team ever created! We will eliminate our opponents, and then I'm gonna come out on top over these three guys and become the worthy Crusierweight Champion! Noble-Hey boy, don't you realise who you're gonna be against if that happens? Me right here, I'm the former Crusierweight Champion boy! That belt means everything to me an' Nidia, it means the way to a superstar life. Ain't nobody gonna ta... Funaki-Ah...Smackdown numba waan Funaki...here with Jamie Noble...Jamie, why you obnoxius prat? It looks like a fight is going to break out as Noble gets right up into Funaki's face and Tajiri pulls him away. All three look like their going to start brawling but Nidia quickly grabs the microphone. Nidia-Guys stop it! Baby, baby come on. Jamie...oh for crying out loud! Nidia stops trying to reason with her team and takes off her top. As she stands there with her black bra on, the camera closes in on the four open mouthed teamates who have now stopped fighting and started ogling Nidia. Nidia-If you guys keep together and stop trying to fight each other...there'll be more where this came from...come on Jamie. Noble and Nidia walk out as Funaki, Chavo and Tajiri look on in amazement. Jamie Noble w/Nidia, Funaki, Tajiri and Chavo Guerrero vs Hurricane, Shannon Moore, Billy Kidman and Scotty 2 Hotty Survivor Series rules match, Crusierweight Title Chimel-Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is a Survivor Series rules match, with the sole survivor being crowned the new WWE Crusierweight Champion! Introducing team number 1, first accompanied to the ring by Nidia, weighing 180lbs, Jamie Noble! Noble and Nidia get into the ring as Chavo Guerrero makes his way out to the ring. Chimel-From El Paso Texas, weighing 185lbs...Chavo Guerrero! From Japan, weighing 176lbs, the number one Smackdown interviewer Funaki. The three men in the ring all shake hands under orders from Nidia as Stereomud's 'End of Everything' plays again and The Flock's Tajiri walks out. Funaki-And representing The Flock, from Japan, weighing 205lbs...Tajiri! The four teamates stand in the ring awaiting their opponents enterances. STAND BACK...THERE'S A HURRICANE COMIN' THRU'!!! Chimel-And their opponents, first at a total combined weight of 366lbs,. Shannon Moore and The Hurricane! Hurricane and Shannon Moore walk down the ailse together and stand at the bottom of the ramp as Billy Kidman's music plays and he walks out to a nice reaction from the crowd. Chimel-From Allentown Pennslyvania, weighing 195lbs, Billy Kidman! TURN IT UP...TURN IT UP! Chimel-And their partner, from Westbrook Maine, weighing 209lbs...Scotty 2 Hotty! Scotty runs down the ramp and slides into the ring with his three partners as their opponents all slide out. Scotty dances around and the four get the crowd fired up before referee Timmy White calls for the bell and the four opponents slowly get up onto the apron and into the ring. The teams discuss who's going to start off and the all the 8 guys seem to want to start as we see a shot of Batista and Raven sitting backstage watching on their screen. The teams decide on starting with Hurricane and Chavo and they square up to each other in the ring. A tie up is intitiated and Hurricane gets put in a hammerlock. Hurricane reverses the hammerlock and puts a headlock on Chavo, but Chavo pushes Hurricane off into the ropes and clotheslines him. Chavo picks Hurricane back up and hits a European uppercut before tagging in Jamie Noble. Noble runs at Hurricane, but Hurricane arm drags him and tags Kidman. Kidman punches Noble in the jaw a couple of times before whipping him to the ropes and flapjacking him. Noble gets up quickly, but Kidman knocks him down with a dropkick and tags in Shannon. Kidman kicks Noble in the gut and Shannon hits a whirling neckbreaker...1...2.quick kickout. Shannon kicks Noble and backs off the rope again, but Noble catches him coming of with a clothesline. Noble powerslams Shannon and tags in Funaki. Funaki hits a forearm to the head and runs to the ropes but Shannon knees him in the gut and rolls him up...1...2...no. Funaki misses a clothesline and Shannon kicks him in the gut and hits Funaki with a Falcon Arrow. Funaki staggers up as Hurricane tags in and goes to the top rope, and as Funaki turns around Hurricane dives off and hits a crossbody. Hurricane catches him with a diving neckbreaker and tags in Kidman, who goes to the top rope and hits a Shooting Star Press...1...2...3. Funaki is the first eliminated. Funaki eliminated: pinned by Kidman Kidman gets up as Noble grabs him by the hair and whips him to his teams' corner. Noble runs at Kidman, Kidman gets a foot up but as he follows him out Tajiri grabs his arm. Kidman punches Tajiri off, but as he turns around Noble kicks him in the gut and double underhooks him. Noble goes for the Tiger Bomb but Kidman reverses it into an armdrag. Kidman suplexs Noble and goes to the apron, but Nidia grabs his foot and Tajiri kicks him in the head, sending him slumped to the outside. Kidman's teamates complain to the ref as Chavo attacks him on the outside. Timmy White turns around as Chavo throws Kidman into the ring and Noble stomps away. Noble whips Kidman to the ropes and spinebusters him coming off...1...2...no! The crowd start chanting 'Trailer Trash...Trailer Trash...Trailer Trash' at Nidia as Noble hoists Kidman onto his shoulders. Noble walks around but as he does Shannon dives off the top with a missile dropkick and Kidman wraps him up in a crucifix...1...2...no. Kidman goes to make a tag, but Noble pulls him back and clotheslines him in the back of the head. Noble places Kidman's head between his legs and goes for a powerbomb, but Kidman reverses it and hits a facebuster on Noble! Both men crawl towards their corners slowly, with Noble making a tag to Tajiri and Kidman tagging in Scotty. Scotty knocks down the on running Tajiri with a fist. Tajiri gets up and Scotty knocks him down again. Chavo runs at Scotty, but Scotty sees him and backdrops him. Noble comes back in, but so do Kidman, Shannon and Hurricane. All hell breaks loose as all seven men start brawling away.Scotty clotheslines Noble to the outside and follows him out as Shannon picks Chavo up onto the shoulders and Hurricane neckbreakers him as Shannon samoan drops him...1...2...Tajiri breaks up the count. Kidman throws Tajiri to the outside as Chavo clotheslines Shannon down, but as he turns around Hurricane wraps his hand around Chavo's throat and chokeslams him down!...1...2...3! Cole-It's 4 on 2 now! Chavo's gone and it's just Tajiri and Noble left for their team. Chavo eliminated:pinned by Hurricane Hurricane raises his arms in the air, but from behind Noble rolls him up and hooks the tights...1...2...Shannon dropkicks him off! White tries to get rid off Shannon as Tajiri gets into the ring and sprays the mist into Hurricane's eyes. Hurricane staggers around dis-orientated as Noble picks him up on the shoulders and hits a DVD...1...2...3. Shannon doesn't get over in time to make a save. Hurricane eliminated:pinned by Noble DDP-It ain't 4 on 2 now Cole. Tajiri spewed that mist and it was over for Hurricane. Shannon hits Noble in the back and starts to punch away at him as Scotty, Tajiri and Kidman are ordered back into their corners. Shannon whips Noble to the ropes, but Noble comes back and clotheslines him down. Noble tags Tajiri in and Tajiri picks Shannon up before roundhouse kicking him hard in the gut. Tajiri goes for a powerbomb, but Shannon escapes and goes for a clothesline, but Tajiri ducks and kicks Shannon hard in the head...1...2...only two! Tajiri goes to the second rope and leaps off with a double axehandle before tagging in Noble. The crowd try to get behing Shannon, but it doesn't help as Noble hits a short arm clothesline and goes to the top. Noble dives off and lands with a Senton Drop on Shannon...1...2...Shannon gets a foot on the rope. Noble picks Shannon up and tags Tajiri. The two guys hit a double suplex on Shannon...1...2...only two. Tajiri kicks away at Shannon before throwing Shannon to the ropes, Shannon reverses and Tajiri goes for the rebound elbow, but as he bounces off the ropes Kidman grabs his legs and holds him in a boston crab across the ropes. Noble distracts White by trying to help Tajiri as Shannon dropkicks the upside down Tajiri in the gut.Tajiri falls back down as Scotty tags in. Tajiri slowly gets up as Scotty runs to the ropes and hits the facecrusher. Shannon knocks Noble off the apron as Scotty throws his arms out to his sides. DDP-I think we know what's comin' up! Scotty hops around as the crowd chant along...W...O...R...M!...Oooh....oooh....oooh! Scotty hits The Worm on Tajiri. Scotty waits for Tajiri to get up, and goes for a superkick, but Tajiri ducks it and hits a superkick of his own. Scotty staggers up and Tajiri throws Scotty's arm over his head and hits him with a brutal brainbuster....1...2...3. Scotty eliminated:pinned by Tajiri Tajiri celebrates as Kidman slingshots in and headscissors him down. Tajiri gets kicked in the gut and Kidman goes for the Kid Crusher, but Tajiri pushes him off into the ropes, Kidman hangs onto the ropes and Shannon hits a bulldog on Tajiri. Noble pulls Kidman out as Shanmon goes to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick on Tajiri...1...2...only a two count. Shannon hits a whirling necbreaker before whippng Tajiri to the corner and running at him, but Tajiri pulls himself up and locks on the Tarantula! Tajiri releases it and gets into the ring where Shannon is on his knees. Tajiri goes for the kick, but Shannon ducks it and rolls Tajiri up...1...2...no! Jamie Noble goes to the top rope and dives off, but Shannon ducks and Noble hits Tajiri with a clothesline, and as Noble turns around, Shannon swinging DDTs him and covers...1...2...Nidia puts Noble's foot on the ropes, but Timmy White saw it and calls over Tony Chimel. DDP-What the hell is this all about? Chimel-I have been informed by referee Timmy White, that due to the interference of Nidia, Jamie Noble has been disqualified! Cole-Good call ref, get them the hell outta here! DDP-What do you mean good call? Now I don't get to stare at Nidia's BUTT no more! Noble eliminated:disqualified for interference by Nidia Noble argues with the ref, but as he does Tajiri powerbombs Shannon and bridges into a pin...1...2...3! Tajiri rolls off of Moore as Noble starts to stomp away on him. Noble picks him up and hits a Tiger Bomb as Tajiri pulls Kidman into the ring. Shannon eliminated:pinned by Tajiri Tajiri whips Kidman to the ropes, but Kidman leapfrogs him and hits a russian legsweep. Tajiri pulls himself up and Kidman hits a double underhook facebuster...1...2...only two. Noble and Nidia walk up the rampway to a chorus of boos from the crowd as Kidman goes for a swinging bulldog, but Tajiri reverses it into a facebuster variation. Kidman gets to his knees and Tajiri goes for the kick, but Kidman ducks it and trips Tajiri onto the second rope. Kidman runs to the ropes and leaps over the top rope hitting a legdrop on Tajiri. Tajiri falls back and Kidman hits a slingshot legdrop...1...2...no! Kidman goes for the Kid Crusher again but gets pushed off into the corner. Kidman avoids Tajiri running in and Tajiri goes flying into the corner. Kidman runs at Tajiri, but Tajiri reverses into a Tarantula positition. Tajiri tries to hook it in, but Kidman rolls out of it and pulls Tajiri back in with a whiplash powerbomb! Kidman goes to the top rope and flies off with a Shooting Star Press, but Tajiri avoids it and Kidman lands hard gut first. Kidman slowly gets up and Tajiri goes for a powerbomb, but Kidman reverses into a facebuster!...1...2...only two again! Kidman waits for Tajiri to get up and runs at him, but Tajiri ducks the clothesline and kicks Kidman right in the temple...1...2...thr...no! Tajiri screams out in anger and goes for another kick, but Kidman ducks it and hits Tajiri with an underhook powerbomb! Kidman waits for Tajiri to get back up and hits a swinging bulldog, but suddenly Raven runs out to the ring and distracts the ref. As he does, Batista slides into the ring and hits a spinebuster on Kidman! Batista slides back out as Tajiri boots Kidman in the head and Raven leaps off the apron to allow Timmy White to count the pin...1...2...3! Kidman eliminated:pinned by Tajiri Winner, sole survivor and new Crusierweight Champion:Tajiri Tajiri is handed the Crusierweight Title belt as 'End Of Everything' plays yet again. and Raven and Batista get back in the ring to celebrate with Tajiri. Tajiri raises the belt as Raven orders Batista and Tajiri to attack Kidman. The two Flock members stomp away, but from backstage The Dudley Boyz run in and clear the ring of The Flock. Spike helps Kidman up as BuhBuh and D-Von stand looking out at The Flock. [OCLOR=#00008B]Cole-The Dudleyz are out here for one thing, and that's revenge! ***commercial break***

Well the No Mercy card being posted would be the obvious one, but in an ideal world, we'd get a better card...something like... Undisputed Smackdown Championship Fatal Four Way Elimination Match Brock Lesnar vs Undertaker vs Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit Tag Team Cage Match, Non Title HHH and Ric Flair vs RVD and mystery partner(Shawn Michaels) Intercontinental Title Booker T vs Chris Jericho Tag Team Titles Hurri-Kane vs Storm and Christian Crusierweight Title No 1 Contender (special battle royal where pins and submissions count too) The best 8 Crusierweights Crusierweight Title Jamie Noble vs Winner of battle royal Hair vs Hair(if you can call Eddie's Mullet hair) Eddie Guerrero vs Edge Hardcore Match Tommy Dreamer vs Justin Credible vs Steven Richards Jamal and Rosie vs Jeff Hardy and Goldust Batista vs John Cena(card filler)

Who do you really hate on Raw or maybe from the past. If anyone in wrestling could get their three minutes from Jamal and Rosie, who would you want it to be? I vote Buff Bagwell, because of his poses, his attitude, and his really gay hat and beard!

These are my official rosters for the WWE fantasy fed...please read the shows if you already haven't, and look out for Smackdown and ROH Torture this Thursday! Raw 1.Triple H 2.Undertaker 3.RVD 4.Y2J 5.Kane 6.Edge 7.Big Show 8.Ric Flair 9.Booker T 10.Lance Storm Justin Credible, Godfather, Sean O'Haire, John Cena, Steven Richards, Scott Steiner, William Regal, Bradshaw, Christian, Jamal, D-Lo, Rico, Tommy Dreamer, Rosie, Test, Val Venis, Hugh Morrus, Shawn Stasiak, Maven, Jeff Hardy, Albert, Goldust, Crash, Matt Hardy, Lita, Trish, Molly Holly, Terri, Dawn Marie, Victoria Smackdown 1.The Rock 2.Kurt Angle 3.Chris Benoit 4.Hulk Hogan 5.Brock Lesnar 6.Eddie Guerrero 7.Rikishi 8.Rey Mysterio 9.Kanyon 10.Rhyno Shannon Moore, Mike Awesome, Mark Henry, BuhBuh Ray Dudley, Randy Orton, Batita, Tajiri, Bull Buchanun, Kidman, Chris Nowinski, D-Von Dudley, Faarooq, Spike, Johnny Stamboli, Jamie Noble, Chavo Guerrero, Billy Gunn, Hardcore Holly, Funaki, Chuck Palumbo, Al Snow, Scotty 2 Hotty, Hurricane, Raven, Nidia, Stacy, Torrie, Ivory, Jacquie, Jazz For ROH and NWA:TNA rosters...READ THE SHOW!