King Cucaracha

You didn't demand it, but you will next year, it's Miss Nerdly 2008!

COLE Okay folks, settle yourselves in. It's time to crown Miss Nerdly 2008! Let's send it up to the one and only Alix Maria Spezia! Into the ring we go, to find Alix front and centre with five nervous contestants behind her. Well, not really nervous. Disinterested is maybe too far in the other direction. They're there, that's the point. I won't tell you who they are though. That's for later. At ringside sits the judges table. I won't tell you who's there either. Just keep reading! ALIX Hi, my name is Alix Maria Spezia and welcome to the 2008 Miss Nerdly 2008! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" ALIX When the OAOAST top level type people asked me "Hey, Alix, how'd you like to be the Master Of Ceremonies for the Miss Nerdly 2008 pageant". And I told 'em straight up, "no frikkin' way!" My name is Alix Maria Spezia, and I am the Grand Pubah for the Miss Nerdly 2008 pageant. Grand Pubah of course being two times as important as being MC. It also entitles me to half the prize money. The Nerdlys seem collectively surprised that there's even any prize money on offer. ALIX What would a competition be without a judging panel? It'd be old news. Ya gotta have judges, just incase the acts all have no personality and are boring. Then that way you can save the series by having Piers Morgan and David Hasselhoff arguing a bunch. So, allow me to introduce the carefully selected judging panel. Amazingly, all plucked from my dressing room at a moment notice. Coincidence? No. Convenient? Yes. First up, with all the wit, charm and cruel one-line insults showing a deep rooted incompassion for the human race of Simon Cowell, she hates everybody on principle, even the reflection in the mirror, ladies and more ladies who I can't tell apart, KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Krista folds her arms and looks mean, ala Simon. No product placement like American Idol, Krista's drink cup is unmarked. Possibly because it's not a cup and is instead a martini glass. ALIX JUST FUCKING MARRY ME ALREADY! Next to her, with all streetwise sassiness of Paula Abdul, MAYA BLANCHARD DUNCAN!! "YYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!" Maya waves to the crowd, excited to be here. She reaches out for a sip of Krista's drink hoping she'll get away with it. She thinks wrong. ALIX Third on our panel, with all the credence of being a cool black guy on TV of Randy, JADE RODEZ-DUNCAN!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Strange intro aside, Jade waves anyway, her Women's Title resting on the table in front of her. ALIX And finally, possessing all the douchebaggery of Ryan Seacrest, TERRY TAYLOR! ALIX BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Terry waves even if he's not popular. ALIX Alright, let's introduce our contestants! We have... Alix looks up and down the line-up, then back at her cards. ALIX ...uhmuh... Alix looks up and down the line again, then the cards again. Realising she's in trouble Alix nervously shuffles her cards, before realising the further trouble she's placed herself in. ALIX Introducing, with the blonde hair, M. Nerdly number one! With the black hair, blonde M. Nerdly number two! Blonde M. Nerdly number three! Everybody's favourite, Blonde M. Nerdly number four! Maggie, Molly, Melody and Melissa, in that order, are pointed at and discuss between them the idiocy of anyone unable to tell them apart. ALIX And finally, with a ball and gag in her mouth, Malaysia Nerdly! MALAYSIA Mmff. ALIX Word of warning, if you even THINK about tying me up and molesting me like you did to Krissy last week... then that's cool with me. But if you tie me up too tight and cut off my circulation... well, I guess that's cool too. But if you so much as look at any of these other girls while you're doing it, I swear to goodness I will hunt you down and extract your heart with a rusty corkscrew. I don't care if they are your sisters, when it comes to the bedroom it's all eyes on moi. Kapeesh? Okay, it says here on this card that it's time to announce the winner. It's been a tough contest, full of emotional highs and lows and tremendous performances. You've all been great contestants but... uhm... Trailing off, Alix's attention is taken by SOMETHING SHINY! She looks over to the judges table, where Jade Rodez-Duncan has enough knowledge of her would-be family member to know that holding a sheet of foil against the light is the best way to catch Alix's eye. Jade helpfully tells Alix she's got the cards mixed up and order is eventually restored. ALIX Hi, my name is Alix Maria Spezia and... hey, this sounds awful familiar. MELISSA That's because you've already read that card, you airhead. ALIX No, I know that, I meant it sounds awful familiar because of my many years spent in and out of rehabilitation facilities. Silly boots. You know, back before it was cool I was blazing, amongst other things, that rehab trail. Now there's like a three year waiting list. Five in Hollywood! That's why I've started smoking crack again. Now, this next card says you guys should introduce yourselves and tell us why you want to win the title of Miss Nerdly 2008. I wish I'd seen this card before trying to figure out which of you is which. Please don't consider me racist, but you white Edmonton girls all look the same to me. First off, you. Stepping forward, Maggie Nerdly doesn't let the fact that someone she considered quite a close acquaintance is referring to her as 'you' bother her. MAGGIE Sup guys, the name's Maggie Nerdly, the game's partying hard and partying heavy. And I wanna be Miss Nerdly to show that we're not all sad sacks, some of us really do RAWK! MOLLY I'm Molly and I just hope the artistic integrity of this competition prevails. Also, now I know there's prize money, I want to win. MELODY Melody Nerdly, regining NerdlyThon 2008 Gaming Champion. If I win I'm gonna change my Facebook status and my MSN display message to display my victory and not change it at all for one year. I am willing to make that sacrifice, that's how much this means to me. MELISSA My name is Melissa Nerdly and I want... no, I [i]have[/i] to win because, let's face it, I'm the only one in the family with any class whatsoever. MALAYSIA Mmff. Cut to Alix, wiping away tears. ALIX I never was able to express my love for this planet into a mere verbose state. If I were to ever achieve such a feat, I can only hope to come close to creating such beauty as you just displayed. Controlling her emotions, Alix looks over her dreaded cards again. ALIX I stand corrected. YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME! You must find some other way of impressing me! This is my way of announcing the talent competition round! Up first is Melody, whichever one of you that is. JUDGES! Wake up and start paying attention! MELODY Alright guys, put it up. The AngleTron, eventually, cuts away from the ring and up pops a screen from Guitar Hero. Which version I couldn't tell you. All I know is Melody has a plastic guitar and there's a PS3 plugged in on the outside of the ring all of a sudden. MELODY 1, 2, 1 2 3 AND A... [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMj-NtHZJM[/video] Despite Melody's nimble fingers and her well trained hand-eye-screen co-ordination (and sudden loss of pants), Maggie Nerdly is not impressed by her sister's style. By the magic of television, she produces another officially licensed Guitar Hero guitar, proud sponsors of the OAOAST apparantly, from underneath the ring. And before Melody knows it, Maggie is showing her how it's done! A battle erupts between Melody's video gaming ability and Maggie's rock chick fire, a battle which is too close to call... until the screen wipes. Boos ring out from the crowd and the judging panel look shocked, all except Krista who seems to be thanking a godly power for ending the suffering. MELODY/MAGGIE HEY! MOLLY Sorry but I need this outlet for my laptop. I have prepared a short film as my talent, simply entitled "Her." It documents one young woman's struggle to survive in a male dominated environment and her powerful integrity being squa... MAGGIE To hell with your integrity, plug the damn machine back in! MELODY It's not a 'machine', it's a console! ALIX I think you better do it man. Just do what she says man. This chick ain't playin' man. She crazy mang! She gonna cap us unless ya'll listen mang! Leaving the ring, Melody and Maggie debate with Molly over the use of the electric outlet, a problem the Nerdly household has surely faced many times in the past. As they lament the lack of multi-plugs at ringside, the contest continues without them as Melissa snatches the microphone from Alix. MELISSA Luckily, I have a talent that doesn't involve electricity. A natural talent. ALIX I sure hope it's good because that Guitar Hero stuff was rocking. It's like they're really playing the guitar, but with three times less effort! Think of the time they saved by not learning how to play a musical instrument and picking one up with buttons on instead! Ingenius! They're way out in the lead. MELISSA Well, you're not judging. ALIX Actually I am. The 'judging panel' are just my public representatives, since I can't be in two places at once. They get 50% of the judging fee and I make off like a bandit, again. Jade, Terry and Maya all confirm this fact. Krista just sits there and drinks some more. MELISSA Well, look, it doesn't matter okay. You want talent, you're looking at it. ALIX If your talent is standing here and talking into a microphone telling us you're talented but never proving it, you're not going to win honeybuns. It'll get you an OAOAST contract, but Miss Nerdly 2008 is so much more important, I'm sure you'll all agree. MELISSA If you just shut up, I'll show you me talent. ALIX Okay, but it better be good. MELISSA It will be. ALIX I hope so, because like I say Maggie and Melody are winning and you really need to pull something special out. Like, maybe you can tap dance? Or burp the Pledge Of Allegiance backwards? Human cannonball on ice? Hey, you know what'd be really impressive. If you can balance a replica of Wembley Stadium on your head while reciting the lyrics to Lady Marmalade. If you can do that, I might put you in a tie for first place maybe. No promises though. MELISSA *sighs* You know what, forget it, it's not even worth it. Throwing her hands up to the whole thing, Melissa leaves and marches off to the back, to the derision of the crowd. ALIX Walking? That's a pretty lousy talent. And you're not even that good at it, look at how your left leg goes about an inch further than the right one. You'd never be able to balance anything on your head walking like that. No co-ordination whatsoever. Judges, your scores for that? The judges, minus Krista obviously, all look at Alix like she's crazy. ALIX Okay, moving on, we've got one girl left. Now she's been very shy all day, a nervous young lady, so you're gonna have to give her some encouragement here people. Let's give her a warm welcome, Malaysia! Malaysia, what's your talent? Malaysia removes her ball and gag and looks lustfully at Alix. MALAYSIA I can make people feel emotions. ALIX That's it? Boy, that sounds like a lame superpower from Heroes. MALAYSIA No, see I can make you feel two emotions at the same time... pain... and pleasure... let me show you... Malaysia strokes Alix's hair... ...AND GETS TACKLED TO THE GROUND BY KRISTA!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Well aware of Malaysia's talents and not willing to see them again, Krista mounts Malaysia and clubs away with lefts and rights as Malaysia covers up. Krista's wild attack sends Malaysia rolling to the outside, where she hopes to use a steel chair to inflict some pain and gain some pleasure. However Krista ducks the flying chair and as it clatters off the ringpost, Krista tackles Malaysia to the ground again! A sea of referees rush out to try and pull the warring femme fatales apart as their fight spills up the ramp and dangerously close to the judges table. ALIX Judges, your scores for Malaysia's 'getting into a fight with Krista', before you are all sadly incapacitated? JADE Uhm... shouldn't you do something Alix? ALIX Well I thought we agreed my judging powers were to remain secret, but if you insist, I'd say it's pretty run of the mill stuff, I've had much better myself. The guys in the striped shirts don't help, makes it hard for me to really see what's going on... OOH, boob grab, points for that, definately! As the referees try to pull Malaysia and Krista apart, poor Terry takes an errant elbow and goes spilling over the front of the table, landing in a heap in front with a pitcher of cold water drenching him from head to toe. MAYA I give it a 10! Malaysia and Krista's fight goes down past the stage and off towards the back. As the chaos disappears, we find Maggie, Melody and Molly back in the ring having been unable to settle their power usage dispute. ALIX And now, the reason why we've all held off with the razor blades and put off slitting our wrists through that ordeal, the SWIMSUIT ROUND! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ALIX YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH indeed! The rules for this round are fairly simple. You strip off, I squirt you down with babyoil and now that Krista's not looking, I'm envoking a new rule that whoever I deem to have the smoothest skin will win. Now lemme see 'dem titties! Get 'em off. None of the three Nerdlys seem to have been prepped for a swimsuit round and try to explain this to Alix. As she laments "then what am I supposed to do with this bottle of babyoil?", the already shambolic proceedings are interrupted by "Sex And Money" by Paul Oakenfold. Boos sound out once more, perhaps for the lack of bikini action, or perhaps for the appearance on the stage of three more females. Leading the way is Mackenzie DeCenzo of course, scowling towards the ring. Behind her are both Holly Mann and Megan Skye. DECENZO Enough. Enough. Enough of this crap! ALIX *slaps forehead* Oh, my gosh I am soooo forgetful. I just KNEW this wasn't all of you! I'm sorry everybody, my bad, as the kiddies say on the streets, at least the ones I have to sweep as part of my last community service order did. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce our final three contestants. Mackenzie Nerdly, Megan Nerdly and Mann Nerdly everybody! Give them a round of applause! DECENZO NO! You see, this is why I'm out here, because I am SICK of this! I am sick of the disrespect, I am sick of the disgracing of this fine program and I am sick of the damn Nerdlys! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Maggie, Melody and Molly all take that as a slight, of course. DECENZO That's why we're out here to put a stop to this ridiculous facade, right now! Ever since you Canadian white-trash off-spawn starting showing up in the OAOAST you have made the lives of every ambitious woman in this company hell. Not only do we have to put up with your work-shy attitudes and your general idiocy and lack of class, we have to put up with the stigma of the Nerdly family. Everywhere I go, people associate me with you people. I have been accursed! My name used to stand as a symbol of feminism at it's finest in the OAOAST. My name represented power. Success. Affluence. Now, everywhere I go, I have a stigma. Every business meeting I attend, every VIP room I enter, every meet and greet I grace with my presence, people take one look at my OAOAST background, one look at the 'M' initial and they ask me "hey, you're not one of those Nerdlys, are you?" And I perish the thought each and every time that question is put to me! I am sick of it! WE are sick of it! "NERD - LIES!" "NERD - LIES!" "NERD - LIES!" "NERD - LIES!" Poor Mackenzie is forced to stop, scowling at the fans. DECENZO For this reason alone, I am here to make an official announcement. An announcement in front of the world, in front of the OAOAST Marks. An announcement which will be carried on websites across the world, will be forwarded to the most elite news sources and press releases and will be passed along through the most prestigious circles until the message is clear. I am now longer going by my given name. From this point on, I am proud to announce my intentions to go by my middle name, given to me by my beautiful mother, a woman who taught me to take pride if in nothing else myself. And damnit, I will once again be able to take pride in being the most powerful female form in the OAOAST, as Lorelei DeCenzo!! HOLLY You know, Mackenzie's right... [i]Lorelei[/i] gives Holly an angry slap on the arm. HOLLY Sorry, sorry, force of habit. Lorelei is right. We're all sick and tired of you blonde bimbos running around like braindead college girls talking about what guys who've screwed and what video games you're playing. And since we're making announcements about names out here, I got one of my own. I'm also damn sick and tired of everybody downgrading me. I'm a former Women's Champion. I'm the original bitch with an attitude of the OAOAST. And all of you look at me like I'm some little happy housewife or something! To hell with that. Everywhere I go, I'm 'Holly Mann, Logan's wife'. 'Holly Mann, manager of Logan'. I didn't get where I am by being some submissive little bimbo. He knows I'm the toughest bitch alive. So from now on, unless you're my husband, you can all go ahead and call me Holly. Not Holly-Wood, not Holly Mann. Holly. Straight and to the point. Cher, Madonna, Pink, Holly. ALIX You forgot Prince. And Elvis. No, wait, Elvis had a surname... Chewbacca! Did Chewbacca have a surname? MELODY Funny fact about Chewbacca, George Lucas originally... DECENZO Shut up! Now we've got the formalities out of the way, there's only one more thing us three need to do and that's rip you Nerdlys to shreds in front of all these people. And Jade, I want you to take a close look, because come New Year's Spectacular, you're going to get the same treatment. Not because you're a Nerdly. Just because we can! Dropping the microphone, the newly re-christened Lorelei DeCenzo leads Megan and Holly to the ring. Maggie, Melody and Molly all look ready for a fight as the trio march around the ring. COLE Miss Nerdly has been gatecrashed! The women of the OAOAST at odds, it's time for the Nerdlys of the world to join hands and come together, not for world peace, but for their own survival! The three Nerdlys continue to stand guard while their three tormenters pace on the floor, ready for the fight to come! [b]*COMMERCIAL BREAK*[/b]

If he'd debuted 10 years later, or even debuted in the NWA, I'm sure he'd have had a more memorable career. He could kick, he could chop, nowadays that constitutes a world class wrestler. He wasn't really big enough or had a dynamic enough character to make a splash in the late 80s WWF. Late 80s NWA would have been a different story. I'd loved to have seen Haku/Flair in the late 80s.

In.

Can't believe I dropped Kelly. I picked 3 divas too. Damn.

Disagree. The singlet is bush league and half the time his eyes look glazed over and clueless. Unless you meant the build, in which case, *shrugs*. What is the gimmick exactly, because I swear I haven't been able to figure it out. I've got as far as him being an All American, in which case he's about 8th in line to the throne as far as that gimmick. The smile is awful and has nothing to do with anything. The chest pound he does when he comes out is awful and has nothing to do with anything. He's basically an amateur wrestler with a few random pro-wrestler taunts. If that constitutes a gimmick then lord help us. I'll admit he's improving. The first few weeks he looked completely lost except between the bells. Very good worker is definately stretching it though. He knows a few amateur throws and that's about it. I can watch a Shelton Benjamin match and get the same thing, only more polished. He probably will be a big star because he's someone's pet project. As far as earning it, he's got a long way to go. To me, he just screams 'green' outside of the amateur wrestling stuff.

I'm a big fan of WWF era Haku as a worker, even if he didn't get the chance to really shine. Aside from the match with Hogan and the feud with Duggan, his main role was tagging with a past his prime Andre. It's a shame he never really got more of a run solo. Plenty of guys from that era I'd loved to have seen him paired up with, guys like Bret, Perfect, Jake, Savage. I know he had the King moniker and that was almost a secondary title, but he would have fit into the IC Title scene at any time really, discounting the fact you had Honky as Champ for so long and he wouldn't have been seen as a threat to Warrior.

Is it wrong that when Cryme Tyme told him it's time and sadly lead him off, my first thought was they were going to take him out back and give him the Ol' Yella treatment?

*Waits for a bad Undertaker related gag*

Better dig up them Puro tapes again!

BEST OF: A. Performer Of The Year - the best overall combination of someone who can back it up in the ring but can entertain on promos. 1. Randy Orton 2. Shawn Michaels 3. Edge B. Wrestler Of The Year - the wrestler who can best work a technical match. Though part of "working" is the ability to entertain a crowd (this is why Hulk Hogan can never be called a bad worker - bad mat technician yes, but the man could work a crowd), this is meant for those who may not be over with Casual Joe, but Hardcore Henry says he's the greatest of all time. 1. Evan Bourne 2. John Morrison 3. Shelton Benjamin C. Entertainer Of The Year - while everyone is eligable of course, the idea here is that just because all their matches are about * or less, you find them to be a guilty pleasure or hilarious or what not. I already know who the winner is but we'll go through the motions. 1. Santino Marella (except for Spaceman Spiff). 2. Festus 3. The Great Khali D. Tag-Team Of The Year: 1. Miz and Morrison 2. Motor City Machine Guns 3. The Osirian Portal(!) E. PPV Of The Year: 1. Wrestlemania 24 2. One Night Stand 3. ROH Rising Above F. Match Of The Year: 1. Flair/Michaels, WM24 2. Shelton/Matt Sydal, ECW on Sci-Fi 3. Aries/Nigel, Rising Above G. Best Television Show Of The Year: 1. Raw H. Smart-Mark Out Moment Of The Year: 1. Colin Olsen Delaney's debut I. DVD Of The Year (note: The SummerSlam Anthology is eligible for this): 1. Raw XV J. Feud Of The Year: 1. Jericho/Michaels K. Angle Of The Year: 1. Edge and Vickie's on-off relationship L. Non-Match / Segment Of The Year: 1. Flair's farewell M. Female Of The Year (either for wrestling ability or because you find them hot, I don't care): 1. Beth Pheonix 2. The Beautiful People 3. Awesome Kong N. Announcer / Colour Commentator Of The Year (one or the other): 1. Matt Striker WORST OF: A. Least Entertaining Wrestler (Don't use the "Best Of" classifications, this is for the person who you hate to see in the ring because you find no redeeming entertainment value with them - it probably goes without saying they can't wrestle): 1. Vladimir Koslov 2. Jack Swagger 3. Mr. Kennedy B. Worst Interviews/Promos/Non-wrestling Segments: 1. Jack Schwagger C. Worst Tag Team Of The Year: 1. Chavo Guerrero and Bam Neely D. Worst PPV Of The Year: 1. n/a E. Worst Match Of The Year: 1. HHH/Koslov F. Worst Television Show Of The Year: 1. Impact G. 2008's "Embarrassed to be a Wrestling Fan" Moment: 1. Any time Dick Johnson showed up (when the Jackass guys were on Raw?) H. Worst / Most Disappointing DVD Of The Year: 1. Life And Times Of Mr. Perfect I. Worst Feud: 1. Kane/Mysterio J. Worst Angle: 1. Hornswaggle being Vince's son, then suddenly being Finlay son, then everyone treating him as if he's a six year old. Classy. K. Worst Announcer / Colour Commentator (one or the other): 1. Tenay/West (co) L. Worst Non-Match/Segment Of The Year: 1. McMahon's Million Dollar Giveaway (minus Khali's involvement) M. Worst Female Of The Year 1. Rhaka Khan

I'll do something with Alexander if no-one else is going to present themselves. I'll even let Toxx choose a stupid stip, make the most of it while it lasts. One question though... how does me having no knowledge of this pub go down as an advantage for marking the match exactly?

Ed, Zack, I missed your snippets first time around but I've added them in. Thanks again to all who saved me writing work and sent me the Pulp Fiction bits.

My shit is no longer missing. It's now accounted for shit.

I was in Middle School at just the right time, the last couple of years ('99, 2000) it just took off. Owen Hart's death I can remember hearing about in school having taped the show and mistakenly hearing it was The Blue Meanie and not Blue Blazer. There used to be huge playfights over what was the admitedly imaginary but highly prestigious Hardcore Title, with 24/7 rules. I remember fondly taking off Crash Holly style at the end of one of them and making it into the building just in time to avoid retaliation. The craziest one happened inside the school (yeah, it wasn't a great school) when we weren't allowed out. At least 20 people if not more, one plactic metre ruler broken over somebody's back and a lot of chaos. Myself and a taller kid would routinely bust out 3Ds. Funny to look back and wonder how we didn't break somebody neck being so stupid. I also remember nearly busting my tailbone after thinking it'd be a good idea to give somebody a Stunner on the field on a cold day. The 'glory days' petered out soon after that. The group would soon thin out from maybe 80% of the guys in our year to just a handful. Ah, to be young and stupid again.

How can you guys mention Harlem Heat/Nastys!? The Uncensored debacle alone takes it from bad to fantasticly bad. Do two matches count as a 'series'? If so, HHH/Steiner has to rank up there.

Bring 'em on! (I looked for that Sandman segment from Hardcore TV on You Tube but couldn't find it, so maybe some of you know what the hell I'm talking about and maybe some of you don't.)

Okay, I've had a little malfunction at the junction which means my match is... about 2/3rds done. And since I've still got my pulp fiction bits to write as well, I ask for three spaces to be left me in the show and I'll edit it all in tommorrow. Again. EDIT: Two spaces for the pulp fiction things and one for the main-event.

Thanks for these guys!

OAOAST Women's Title, New Year's Knockout Gauntlet Match FEATURING: Jade Rodez-Duncan, Melody Nerdly, Maggie Nerdly, Molly Nerdly, Mackenzie DeCenzo, Megan Skye, Holly Mann, Melissa Nerdly

TNA has national TV and PPV, has toured abroad and has TV coverage in a number other countries. How is it NOT a World Championship? They call it the TNA World Championship, thus surely it's a World Championship, hence the name? And, if you like, all the major news sites seem happy enough to recognise it as such. What's the arguement against, exactly?

He's a wrestling reporter. That's his job. Nobody's gonna pay money to listen to him say "You know, I like a lot of things in wrestling right now and here they are". Media runs on negativity, wrestlings no different. That's why CM Punk always seems to be 'in the doghouse' when it's a slow news week.

Okay, a minor request for everybody. I want you all to write me stuff! I don't know how many people are familiar with the angle where Sandman won the ECW Title for the first time. And I don't know how many people saw the segment from the next show where they had various members of the roster commenting on it. I'd like to do something similar, with various people commenting on why they should be the next in line for the World Title. So I'd appreciate it if everyone could write a handful for their characters and then I can compile them all into one/two segments. Anyone and everyone, doesn't matter if they're title contenders or not. And, they only need to be a couple of sentences or so. I'll stick a thread up in GCF for them to get posted in if it's easier. Which it probably would be. Also; Intergender Tag Match Leon Rodez and Jade Rodez-Duncan vs. Mr. Dick and Malaysia Nerdly

I think just one point for a nomination would be fairer, personally.

I think the troops have other things to worry about. "Forget the enemy, I wanna know where my Kung Fu Naki match is! Over!"