King Cucaracha

Your post irritates me. If Toxxic's post was a Backdrop Driver, this guy just no sold it~! And because it's Puro it's not business exposing in anyway at all whatsoever and is infact SUPERKEWL~!

Yep. Plus I hear he's good in off-television appearances, and he's training to be a road agent I believe. Of anyone, IMO, Val is a lifer in WWE. He and Tommy Dreamer work so well with new talent, I don't think WWE would want to lose them. People were saying pretty much the same about Stevie Richards not so long ago.

I agree, to a point. The problem with that is, and it's my main gripe with Cole who I don't think is as bad in general as most do, when Cole does it he tends to quote entire promos. I swear he repeated that Kane promo about Mysterio near verbatum 5 times in the run-up to Cyber Sunday. Just keep it to the point, there's no need to repeat word for word what somebody said three weeks ago.

Leon Rodez vs. Spanish Fly

Michael Hayes is more of a marine than Cena ever was.

Since everybody seems to have pegged next week as the show to write matches, I'll save us from a totally dead show by providing... OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Title Rematch Jamie O'Hara and The Christ Air Express © vs. Cucaracha Internacional ...this week, instead. At least write squashes people. I'm sticking up a HD Results Thread soon, so these shameful weeks of backstage segments and storyline progression are going to be captured for all eternity pretty soon!! Seriously though, nobody writes squashes anymore.

Really strong show this week. Ed really delivered with his part of the Love Shack, which was kinda most of it, one of my favourite things he's wrote maybe ever. Very strong promo. Main event was really strong too. Although Krista almost dying on a crazy dive onto some steel steps, then able to go back to smart-alec stalling 20 seconds later as if nothing happened made me laugh. Everything else well recieved and little to add past that, this is what passes for feedback for me at least. MOTN: Krista/MD LOTN: "I don’t mean to alarm anybody, but there’s been a terrorist attack. It wasn’t on some embassy or anything like that. This was much worse because it targeted America’s largest self-erected structure…MY DICK!", Mr. Dick

The cameras in the arena hover over the ring, where the finishing touches to the set of The Love Shack are being made by a busy group of OAOAST ring crew. In the ring is Leon Rodez, with "Rock The Casbah" playing out, as he directs the workers. As they set about placing the various crap Leon has on his desk in just the right positions, we throw it over to Sofa Central, manned only by Michael Cole. COLE We're going to throw it over to Leon Rodez and The Love Shack in just a few moments, which gives us enough time to remind you of what went down last week as HeldDOWN~! went off the air. Tremendous tag team action with the OAO World Tag Team Champions Reject and Thunderkid defending against World Champion and Number One Contender, Leon and Tha Puerto Rican. And it was a miscommunication on the November Reign opponents part that lead to their defeat. [QUOTE=LAST WEEK ON HELDDOWN~!] Smile on his face, Reject retrieves the chair and taunts the crowd about what he's going to do. He tests the chair on the turnbuckle a couple of times, before turning suddenly and charging at Leon... ...who DUCKS the chairshot and delivers a dropkick to the chest! Down goes Reject and up goes the chair, landing near Leon's feet. The Silky Smooth One looks down and with the Milwaukee crowd encouraging him, he slowly picks the chair up and lines up Reject! COLE Oh wait a minute here, Leon has the chair! And it could be payback for The R-Man! VENTURA Oh so when Leon has a weapon it's 'payback' and okay, I get it. COLE After everything Reject and Melissa put Leon and the women of the OAOAST through in the past couple of months? You're damn right it is! Leon seems to be weighing it up in his head as he clutches the chair, Melissa running around ringside to plead with him not to do what he's thinking of doing. But spotting Melissa simply makes his mind up for him. And he weilds the chair, waiting for Reject to get back up. The R-Man has no idea what's waiting for him as he gets to his feet, taking a moment to steady himself before he turns around, Leon winding up... ...NO! THUNDERKID GRABS THE CHAIR!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As Reject hits the mat in self defence, Thunderkid and Leon engage in a tug of war over the chair. They go back and forth trying to gain possession... ...until finally, TK lets go, causing Leon to wheel around... *CRACK!* ...AND SMASH THE CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF THA PUERTO RICAN!!!!!!!!! COLE OH!! WHERE DID PRL COME FROM!? VENTURA Did he mean that? COLE WHAT DO YOU MEAN DID HE MEAN IT!? VENTURA I mean just that and quit shouting at me, would ya!? Leon looks shocked, instinctively dropping the chair. With his back turned he then gets blindsighted by Thunderkid, who pitches him over the top rope.[/QUOTE] COLE Now, we tried to get a word with Leon Rodez after HeldDOWN~! went off the air, to clear the air, over what happened. Unfortunately, we decided to send Maggie Nerdly. And... uhm... let's just say things didn't work out so well there. [QUOTE=OAOAST.com, LAST WEEK, AFTER HELDDOWN WENT OFF THE AIR] Having just gotten through the curtains, Leon nurses the back of his head as he hobbles into the main part of the backstage area. He stops to catch his breath for a second and work out a kink in his neck, when suddenly he sees a camera heading his way. Not just a camera, but a microphone, held by a certain Miss Maggie Nerdly. Leon quickly straightens himself out and composes himself at this sight. CAMERAMAN Okay Maggie, we're rolling in 3, 2, 1... .....and, there's no question. LEON Okay, look, I know what you're gonna ask me. And I don't know what happened out there. First of all, Reject's coming at me with a chair, next thing I know PRL's in the ri... *SLAP~! MAGGIE Oh, you know what I'm gonna ask you, huh? How about you explain why you slept with my sister, how about that Leon!? Well, you know what, I hope it was worth it, because Molly's welcome to you. Melody too! They all are! As far as I'm concerned, we're THROUGH! FINISHED! DONE! It is OVER! Before Leon has a chance to say a thing, Maggie is already stomping off in the other direction. Leon rubs at his cheek and sighs, before marching off himself. CAMERAMAN Uhm, cut? [/QUOTE] [color=blue]OAOAST Productions, Proudly Presents...[/color] [color=purple][size=6]#~~THE LOVE SHACK~~#[/size][/color] [IMG=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/KingCucaracha/loveshack.jpg] With the recapping over and the set all in place, we throw it to the ring to Leon Rodez, who wears an apologetic look on his face as he's just finished watching that recap on the AngleTron. LEON Well, gee, thanks for showing that guys. Really appreciate that. Leon awkwardly takes his seat. LEON Whoo boy. Uhm, well Maggie, I guess it'd be cliché for me to say 'we were on a break' now that Friends isn't culturally relevant anymore. And I guess I misunderstood you when you said 'maybe we should see other people'. In my defence, you didn't specify those people shouldn't be other Nerdlys. And let's face it, take them away and the talent pool around here is non-existant. Getting a couple of laughs, Leon sighs. LEON But look, seriously, before we go any further, this seems as good a place as any for me to apologise to Maggie for everything that's happened between us these past few month. We've both been in the wrong and it's been rough for both of us, but I take full blame for what happened with Molly. Consider this an apology and an end to the whole thing. Sorry as I am, it's best for all concerned that we call it a day between us, all things considered. It was great while it lasted. The official split gets a big reaction from the females in the crowd at least. Leon sits quiet for a couple of seconds, before he finds his cheesiest smile and goes back to work. LEON OKAY! On with the show already I hear you cry and your cries have been answered! November Reign is a couple of weeks away, couldn't tell you in an exact number of days, but it's not too many. And as you all know, Sunday night, November 30th, it'll be yours truly challenging Tha Puerto Rican for the World Heavyweight Championship. And wrestling laws and regulations of protocol dictate that we've gotta come face to face at some point and talk about it all a little to try and get you all to part with your precious, precious money to watch us wrestle. So, what better time than right now? Without any further ado, let's bring out my guest in The Love Shack this evening... he is the WORLD Heavyweight Champion... THA... with an 'A', and That's Word... PPUUUUUEEEEEEERRTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRIIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAANN!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" [b]"THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP..."[/b] [i]*DUN DUN*[/i] [b]"...IS..."[/b] [i]*DUN*[/i] [b]"...HERE!"[/b] With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role 2000" begins playing, with the crowd standing up and cheering. PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song, while smoke fills the entryway and strobe lights appear on the entrance set. A few seconds elapse before the World Champion makes his way out. Dressed to the nines for this special appearance, Tha Puerto Rican strolls to the ring with the World Title resting on the shoulder of his $500 shirt. COLE Incase you missed it at the top of the show, big news concerning the well-being of Tha Puerto Rican, suffering a torn bicep at an OAOAST live event. Hopefully we'll hear a little more about that tonight, but he doesn't look too concerned around it all right now. Although, you can just about see, that bicep is taped up even out of competition. PRL climbs into the ring, taking a look around The Love Shack set as Leon goes to greet him with a handshake. A slightly awkward one between the two World Championship rivals, but a handshake nonetheless. PRL takes a seat and continues to look around the set, hard to tell if he's impressed or not, as Leon puts himself back behind his desk. LEON Alright, the World Champion everybody! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" LEON Champ, good to have you on the show. Uhm, make yourself comfortable... are you okay on there with the arm? THA PUERTO RICAN I'm fine, don't worry about it. LEON Alright, good to hear. Well, I'll admit, I'm not quite sure where to start here with you PR. You know how these things tend to go. A quip here, an insult there, BOOM, somebody goes through a table or something. And these things cost money, ya know. *knocks on the desk* So I'm gonna tread the thin ice and try and interview you like I would anyone else, because I know you're not exactly in a fighting state of mind right now. PRL raises an eyebrow and lowers his sunglasses. THA PUERTO RICAN How do you figure? LEON Well... I mean, look, we don't want it to break down into a fight anyway. Let's keep it civil. There's no need for any of that, here we are, two of the most charismatic men in the history of the OAOAST... "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" LEON ...it's good times, it's all good in the hood if you will. Now, PR, we'll get to November Reign in a minute, since that's what we're both here for. But, I guess I have to ask, get this out of the way straight away. How's the injury? THA PUERTO RICAN The injury's not an issue. And I'd rather not talk about it. LEON Oh. Okay, that's understandable and I really don't want to press the issue. But, you know, we're both men of the people. And since we're going to be opponents at November Reign and there's a conflict of interest, I decided rather than ask you questions, I'd ask... the PEOPLE'S questions! Sorry, couldn't resist that one. Anyway, the point is, I think the PEOPLE want to know what the extent of the injury is, know that you're okay and ready to go. THA PUERTO RICAN Leon, would you stop with the sympathy crap already!? The crowd is in shock! As is Leon! COLE Whoa. LEON Wait. What? I was just-- THA PUERTO RICAN Save it! You haven't said a single word to me, not so much as a 'Hi' or 'Hello', ever since I got kicked out of The Lightning Crew last year! Up until last week, you didn't so much as acknowledge that I existed! Now all of a sudden, you want to butter me up? Want to kiss my ass? Want to be my friend? All because you 'accidentally' hit me in the head with a steel chair! I'm sorry, but I don't become friends with just anybody! Uh-uh! Not anymore! Homie don't play that! LEON What was with the air quotes when you said 'accidentally'? I already told you, I didn't mean to hit you in the head with a steel chair! It was an accid-- THA PUERTO RICAN Sure. You didn't mean to do it. Because you're Leon Rodez, the happy-go-lucky nice guy who wouldn't hurt a fly! Oh yeah, Mr. Nice Guy. Uh-huh. You weren't trying to get a leg up on our Title Match at November Reign! No sir. No siree Bob! You weren't trying to make sure that I wasn't 100% heading into our big match-up! No way! It's not like you to attack me for momentary gain. Although I do seem to recall you trying to eliminate me from the Lethal Rumble Match earlier this year! You didn't seem to have a problem trying to get Stephen Joseph Popick's blood money didn't ya!? LEON P.R., it was the Lethal Rumble! It's every man for himself! I wasn't trying to win the $1 million bounty! PRL Oh sure. You say that you're a nice guy, but yet you were as greedy as everyone else in that match! So in addition to being a liar, a phony, and a cheap shot artist, you're also greedy! The façade is starting to disappear, Leon! Tha Puerto Rican, like an elephant, NEVER FORGETS! So cut the sympathy bull and be your real self! The crowd is torn. Some are booing, some are cheering. Tha Puerto Rican glares angrily at Leon. Rodez, usually very calm and relax, is a little bit miffed at PRL's comments towards him. COLE Tha Puerto Rican is very VERY annoyed with Leon Rodez right about now! LEON Okay. We lost last week. We could have become OAOAST One And Only World Tag Team Champions, but we didn't because of a mistake. I'm sorry. I don't know how many times I can say it before you believe me, but trust me, it was an accident. I didn't mean to do that. But that's in the past. No sense arguing about things which we can't undo. But we can now look to the future. In 3 weeks, I will be challenging you for the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship. It's gonna be my first OAOAST World Title Match in... well, gee, I don't know how long. You'd think with how rarely I've been getting them I'd remember such things. But it's been awhile, that's for sure. And I am very much looking forward to it, as I'm sure you are too. THA PUERTO RICAN Oh, Tha Puerto Rican is looking forward to this match! VERY much looking forward to this match! And I'm not going to let something as insignificant as a torn bicep stop me from going to Anaheim on November 30th! Tha Puerto Rican GUARAN-DAMN-TEES that he WILL defend the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship against you, Leon Rodez, at November Reign 2008! And that's the truth, Ruth! "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" THA PUERTO RICAN And Tha Puerto Rican is looking forward to this match, one-on-one, you and me, for several reasons. One: I'm looking forward to entertaining the millions... "...AND MILLIONS!" THA PUERTO RICAN (CONT'D) ...AAAAAND MILLIONS of Tha Puerto Rican's fans once again! Two: Tha Puerto Rican is looking forward to finishing out his Thanksgiving weekend with yet ANOTHER successful World Heavyweight Title defense! And three: for a very personal reason: You see, this will be the first time that Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez will have met in the ring since AngleMania V, and that was on April 2, 2006. Over two years ago! Do you remember that match, Leon? Trump Plaza Hotel And Convention Center? Atlantic City, New Jersey? The greatest Ladder Match of all-time? The OAOAST 24/7 Championship was on the line. I had been the OAOAST 24/7 Champion for 360 days, the longest reigning 24/7 Champion in One And Only AngleSault Thread history! You remember? You remember how we tore the roof off of the Trump Plaza Hotel And Convention Center for 30 minutes straight? How we both bled, how we both sweated, how we both endured tremendous pain? How you were able to climb up the ladder with one good leg and obtain the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt and end my reign almost a year after it started? You remember that, right? Leon nods his head, while the crowd cheers, remembering that classic Ladder Match. THA PUERTO RICAN Well, do you also remember how you needed help to win? Do you remember that it took not one, not two, not three, but FOUR guys to hold me back while you climbed the ladder!? Do you remember that Otaku II, Brickston, Spanish Fly and Colombian Heat all had to hold me so that I wouldn't get out of the ropes before you grabbed the 24/7 Championship belt!? Do you remember THAT part of the match, Leon!? Or have you conveniently blocked that part out? LEON Hey, I'm not going to deny that. I know how I won the match! THA PUERTO RICAN Yes. Yes. But Leon, think about this: one of those guys has been fired from the OAOAST. Two of those guys hate you as much as they hate me. And one of those guys is my BEST FRIEND now! So, tell me, Leon, who is going to help you win this time? The In-Crowd? HA! Bohemoth couldn't beat me last month! I've gotten the better of Zack in the past! And your buddy Sly is M.I.A. too! So, Leon, you won't have ANYBODY there that will hold me back this time! As a matter of fact, you have yet to actually PIN me or make me SUBMIT, and it's not like that's going to change at November Reign! So, deal with it, pink boy! The crowd is shocked by PRL's attitude. THA PUERTO RICAN So, Tha Puerto Rican says that he is looking forward to this match, so that he can beat you fair and square, WITHOUT any outside interference, and prove to the world, once and for all, just who the SUPERIOR athlete is! No ifs, ands, or buts about it! LEON Boy, you sure are cranky today! THA PUERTO RICAN Oh, I'm very cranky, Leon. Very much so. You see, I have been the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion for 8 months now. And it has been the greatest 8 months of my entire life! And the thought that my World Heavyweight Title reign could come to an end at the hands of Leon freakin' Rodez is quite laughable. And in fact, it's downright INSULTING! For the past two weeks, all you've been hearing is about change. Change this, change that. Change is gonna come. Things are going to change! You go to the outside world, and change seems to be the word of the day. The word that is on everybody's mind. Well, change might be good for the rest of the United States of America. But here in the One And Only AngleSault Thread? Eh...I don't think so! I am allergic to change! I like things to stay the same! I think things have been going along pretty damn good for the past 8 months! I wouldn't have it any other way! I like the PRL Era, and I intend for it to continue PAST November Reign and into 2009, hell 2010, 2011, 2012, 2016, 2020, 2040! I want it to continue until I am 56 and I can retire with the belt and then hold a special retirement ceremony like my name is Ric Flair, and everybody in the arena will chant, 'THANK YOU P.R.! THANK YOU P.R.! THANK YOU P.R.! THANK YOU P.R.!' Leon can only raise an eyebrow after all of that. LEON Ooookay. THA PUERTO RICAN The fact of the matter is this: Leon Rodez, for all of your talent...you are just not in my league. "ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!" THA PUERTO RICAN The fact that you've gotten this far is ridiculous. And I feel only a little bit of sadness for having to crush your dream. For I know all too well what it's like to have my dream crushed again and again and again. LEON And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again-- THA PUERTO RICAN ENOUGH! All right, Leon Rodez. You donkey raping shit eater! This is real talk! Starting right here, right now! You wanna know exactly WHY you have rarely gotten a shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship, while I got shot after shot after shot after shot after shot after shot after shot after shot after shot until I finally won the belt? It's because I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I never took my eyes off of the prize! I gave it my all night in and night out everyday for 10 FUCKING years of my LIFE! And the OAOAST Board of Directors saw this. They recognized this. They saw my drive, my focus, my determination. And they rewarded me for it. Ever since I came here, my goal has been one thing: to become the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. And while I might have gotten sidetracked along the way several times, my main goal, my reason to travel, to work out, to sleep in hotels, to endure pain, was so that I can one day raise *this*! Tha Puerto Rican raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt into the air with his right hand. THA PUERTO RICAN The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship is my heart, my mind, my body, my soul. It is my motivation. My wife. My son. My daughter. My pet. It is MY LIFE! And I cannot live without it! And it is EXACTLY this way of thinking that I have, that all of the great World Champions of the past have had, that has gotten me to where I am today. What, pray tell, Leon, is your motivation? Huh? Leon, what is your main goal? To get more laughs than Chicks Over Dicks on any given week? Which by the way, you are only successful at HALF of the time! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Leon raises an eyebrow and goes to rebutt, but PRL isn't in the mood to hear it. THA PUERTO RICAN Is your only goal in life to be a standup comedian who also happens to wrestle? That's your problem, Leon. You're not FOCUSED! You aren't thinking about becoming World Heavyweight Champion! All you care about is making these people laugh! And I'm not saying that that's a bad thing. Hey, I like to make the people laugh too! But there is a time and a place for everything. You can't be Mr. Comedian 24/7! It just doesn't work! People don't take you seriously if you're a comic EVERY single minute of EVERY single day! Think about it. What have you done your entire career since you came to the OAOAST? Let's see: you've feuded with a right wing Christian fundamentalist who somehow became a stockbroker from Wall Street. You've dated a glue sniffing Spanish Barbie Doll and feuded with her bull dyke girlfriend. You've competed in really weird and sometimes funny matches, whoopie. You've teamed up with your sister who is really your niece and her boyband tag team, who by the way, I HAVE BEATEN in the past, thank you very much! You've managed to sleep your way through 3/8s of the entire Nerdly family! And you've joined up with Zack Malibu, Bohemoth and Sly Sommers to reform a group whose peak was SIX YEARS AGO! THAT'S IT! That's all you've done your entire OAOAST career! THAT'S all there is to it! THAT'S your life in a nutshell over the past FIVE years! It's the Leon Rodez Traveling Circus, and you're the ringmaster! Now tell me, Leon, does ANY of that scream to you 'This Guy Is A Future World Heavyweight Champion'!? ANY of that at all? It doesn't, right? And it SHOULDN'T! And the OAOAST Board of Directors knows this and THAT'S WHY you have rarely gotten a World Heavyweight Championship shot! Because you haven't done anything to DESERVE IT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" At this point, some fans are starting to turn on Tha Puerto Rican. While other fans are silent, unsure of how to react to PRL now. Leon Rodez just sits in his seat, letting this all soak in. PRL calms down. COLE Wow. PRL takes a deep breath, and continues speaking. THA PUERTO RICAN But hey, hey, hey. Don't worry, man! Keep that chin up, bucko! You've got your place in the OAOAST! Don't fret! You are Mr. Comedian! You're the guy who tells a joke or does something funny, the people laugh, they have a good time, blah, blah, blah, and then they get ready for the main attraction, which over the past 8 months has been me! You ARE funny! I never said that you weren't. You're just...well...hmmm...how should I put this? You're just...not World Heavyweight Champion material! Leon perks up at this. THA PUERTO RICAN Now, now, now. That's not necessarily a bad thing. But people have their place in life. Yours is to be the 'Funny Guy'. You crack people up, make them smile, make them forget about their little foibles for a little while. And then they move on. And they cheer me. And I entertain them by laying the smackdown on some jabroni's candy ass! And then we do the same thing all over again the next night! Lather, rinse, repeat. I mean, Leon, come on! Even in your little group this holds true! In The In Crowd, think about it: Zack Malibu is the intelligent, brave, handsome leader. Bohemoth is the cool, suave, sophisticated, charismatic, muscular enforcer who wears suits. PIMP suits at that! Sly Sommers is the serious, calculated, cerebral assassin technical wrestler. And you? Well…you're just the 'Funny One'. The comedian of the group. You're the court jester. You're the Flavor Flav of The In Crowd. And that's all you are. And that's all you should ever aspire to be, Mr. Comedian! Leon isn't exactly pleased with PRL's comments. THA PUERTO RICAN Hey, there's nothing wrong with being funny. We all like to laugh! It's healthy to laugh! They say 'Laughter is the best medicine!' after all! But Will Ferrell comedies DON'T win Best Picture Awards at the Academy Awards. "Weird" Al Yankovich songs DON'T win Record Of The Year Awards at the Grammy Awards. And Leon Rodez DOESN'T win World Heavyweight Championships! And that's just the way it is! "YEEEAAHHH!"/"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" THA PUERTO RICAN So, be grateful that you're funny. Even if you are a joke yourself. Keep on trying to reach to the top. You won't make it, but the journey will be fun to watch. I am living out my dream. And it is NOT going to end at YOUR hands! Your dream will continue just being a dream. That's it. It will never come true. Because you're just not cut out for it! You're not World Championship material! You're a joke! You're a funny guy, Mr. Comedian. But still, you're a joke! You will never win 'The Big One'! And the sooner you accept it, the better you will be in the long run, okay? Okay. So, just be content on being the 'Funny Guy' or Mr. Comedian. Because that's as high as you will ever go. Got that? That's all Leon Rodez will ever be known for or known as! Is it sinking in yet? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? You will never win 'The Big One'! Are we clear on this? In conclusion, Leon Rodez, to quote a famous professional wrestler: KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! The crowd is stunned by what Tha Puerto Rican has just said. Leon sits in place, sighing. COLE Tha Puerto Rican just vented on Leon Rodez! Leon runs his hands through his hair. "LE-ON!" "LE-ON!" "LE-ON!" "LE-ON!" Leon looks at the crowd. PRL ignores the chants. Leon looks down at the mat, and then looks up at Tha Puerto Rican. Tha Puerto Rican slings the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt back over his right shoulder. THA PUERTO RICAN So what jokes are you going to make this time? Come on, Mr. Comedian! What cracks will you make about me? What witty retort will you make? Because that's all you ever do in these situations! You don't get angry. You never do! You just make jokes! So, what'cha got for me this time? Let me have it! I dare ya! Do your worst, Leon! BRING IT ON! Show me what'cha can! Leon stares at the smirking PRL, and then brings the microphone to his lips. LEON You know what PR... I honestly, [i]honestly[/i], didn't want it to be like this. I was looking forward to a fair, friendly match, between two guys these people could get behind. But I guess you've got other ideas. THA PUERTO RICAN These are MY PEOPLE! MINE! A surprisingly mixed reaction goes up, as PRL beats his chest. LEON You know, I thought this might be a bad idea. But let me tell you something PR. You call me 'Mr. Comedian' and make out like I'm a joke, that's fine. I've been called far worse and been accused of much worse on top. But if you keep prodding and probing, you're gonna find out that I am far from a joke. If you keep tugging on the tiger's tail, eventually it'll bite back. And then the joke will be squarely on you, when you're forced to eat your words and watch me take that OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship away from you! Because, yeah, I like to have fun and I like to entertain. I do this Love Shack thing and crack wise with people, entertain the crowds, have a laugh and a joke with them. But don't kid yourself, because I've worked damn hard to be where I am as well! My main focus might not have been the World Heavyweight Championship nearly as much as it should have in my career and maybe that's my fault. That's the past. The thing you need to remember is, my focus is on the World Title here and now. An... THA PUERTO RICAN Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!! Gimme a BREAK, Leon! You know what, I am sorry I even goaded you into this, because you've just proved to the entire world why comedy is your strong suit! Stick to the jokes already! I mean, come on, you're fooling NOBODY, Leon. You talk about 'tugging the tiger's tail', and I'm sure you've had that done to you a whole bunch of times, but incase you hadn't noticed, my first name doesn't begin with an 'M', so you're out of luck there! And let's face it, as far as you and the Nerdlys go, you've got about as good of a success rate with them as you do with challenging for the World Title. Maggie cared so much about you, she ran to ME for help when she won the Women's Title! Remember that!? "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE This is getting really personal! It was only a matter of time with these two! THA PUERTO RICAN Leon, you're not fooling me. You're not fooling these people. You're all talk! What were you gonna say next, huh? "You won't like me when I'm angry!" Any more cliches to throw at me!? LEON (chuckles) And to think, people said you've changed. THA PUERTO RICAN I HAVE changed! I'm the World Heavyweight CHAMPION! LEON Yeah, but you're still the same overbearing asshole I beat at AngleMania V. Some of the crowd even cheer that remark, which leads PRL to drop his title belt and start rolling up his sleeves! When he gets to the left one he has some difficulty with the tape around his left bicep, which gives a sea of referees and officials a little more time to start hitting the ring... ...and just in time, as PRL SLAPS Leon across the face!!!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" THA PUERTO RICAN COME ON! COME ON HOTSHOT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT!? Leon, having been slapped one too many times already recently for his liking, does something about it alright. He drops his microphone, agonising over his decision for a second, BEFORE JUMPING THA PUERTO RICAN!!!!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE IT'S BREAKING DOWN!! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE IN THE LOVE SHACK!!!!! The referee and officials are right on hand and hit the ring quickly to pull PRL and Leon apart before they can land more than a few glancing blows on each other. Leon is pulled away and he quickly holds up his hands, showing that he's cool and isn't about to jump back into the fight again. PRL on the other hand is having to be restrained, even with his bad arm, which one official accidently grabs causing PRL to flinch and take a swing at him! "LET THEM GO!" "LET THEM GO!" "LET THEM GO!" "LET THEM GO!" COLE It's November Reign come early and these people don't want it to end, but I don't think they're going to get their wish! Leon stands back with his hands on his hips, looking disappointed with himself at what happened. Meanwhile the referees and officials are able to get PRL out of the ring, The World Champion still fuming as the path to the ring is blocked. Snatching his World Title belt from one of the referees, PRL points the finger at Leon and tells him he's got his coming, before being marched off to the back. COLE I have no idea what has gotten into the World Heavyweight Champion tonight. We are seeing shades of the 'old' PRL, shades that I hoped that man had gotten rid of forever! Leon Rodez, provoked by the World Champion on his own show and all hell broke loose from there. A replay of the fuse-igniting SLAP play as order is restored live in the arena. COLE I... I really don't know what to make of that. All Leon did was ask PRL about his injury and the World Champion flew off the handle, just laying into Leon in true PRL fashion. And you have to question what state Tha Puerto Rican is really in after what we've just seen tonight. Because from where I'm sitting, it looks like maybe, just [i]maybe[/i], from the actions of the injured World Champion, he's starting to feel a little threatened. Those aren't the actions of Tha Puerto Rican of 2008 ladies and gentlemen. Those were the actions of the old PRL, actions we've seen in the past when he felt the odds were closing in on him. Back to live action and with PRL having been escorted backstage, a calmer Leon Rodez leaves, still minded by two officials just incase. Leon seems to look disappointed as much as anything still. COLE And this wasn't what Leon was hoping for out of PRL in the run-up to November Reign, I'm sure. Or of himself for taking the bait. Folks, we'll be right back on HeldDOWN~!, stay tuned!

They had a short feud on Smackdown, about three weeks worth. Hornswaggle cost him a match against Finlay by spraying him with the green mist, then they had a Belfast Brawl which Finlay won. Palumbo's days were numbered after that. This was right after the equalling forgettable Punk/Palumbo feud.

Either way, looks like Love Shack'll be late.

"We're running with the Shadows Of The Night So baby take my hand, you'll be all right Surrender all your dreams to me tonight They'll come true in the end" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Everyone who's booing "Shadows Of The Night" is booing Pat Benetar. And anyone who's booing Pat Benetar is no friend of mine. But also, they are booing Landon Maddix as he makes his way out onto the stage having presumably made a second trip back to the locker room to collect his sleeveless black trenchcoat. Landon does a quick 360 to show himself off, arms outstretched, but clearly isn't in the mood for too much showmanship. Megan follows, but isn't really needed to put Landon over tonight, because James Blonde is on hand to provide the applause and wasted instance for respect from the crowd. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen your following tag team contest is set for one fall! Introducing team number one, CUCARACHA INTERNACIONAL!! Total combined weight, four hundred sixteen pounds. First, from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada... "THE TRENDSETTER"... JJJJJAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEESSSSS... BBLLLLLOOOOONNDDEEEEEEEEEE!!! And, his tag team partner. Accompanied by MEGAN SKYE, he is a former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion and the leader of Cucaracha Internacional... LLLAAAAAANNDDOOOOOOONN... "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMAAAAADDIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXX!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Landon climbs the ring steps and enters the ring, Blonde dutifully following behind him. Off comes Landon's trenchcoat, much to his surprise courtesy of JB and not Megan which kinda unnerves him when he turns around, even though James just insists he's trying to be helpful. COLE Boy, what a suck-up this guy is. Unfortunately for Blonde, his boss is still in a foul mood and his helpfullness earns him zero brownie points. COACH Well Landon oughta be the difference maker here tonight. He's a former World Champion in two companies, he's way outta the Nerdlys league! COLE Maybe in singles competition. But MARV and MEL are the most finely tuned tag team in the OAOAST, if only because they're twins, they have that telepathic communication going on. COACH What? Get outta her man? You say there ain't no such thing as voodoo whenever Los Conquistadors are out here breakin' people's arms, yet you believe that baloney!? As Blonde continues to fish for approval, "Like The Angel" by Rise Against hits. Led by sister Melody, The Christ Air Express bursting out onto the stage through a cloud of 'heavenly' white smoke. With their newly won titles around their waists the smiling brothers hit a leaping high-five, unleashing two pyrotechnic rockets into the air, one blue and one orange, before they march to the ring BUFFER And their opponents! Being accompanied to the ring by MELODY NERDLY! At a total combined weight of three hundred and seventy pounds... they hail from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Ladies and gentlemen, two-thirds of the NEW OAOAST World 6-Man Tag Team Champions... MARV... MEL... THE CHHRRIIISSTT AAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR... EEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXPPRRRRREEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Melody shows off her AWESOME Sesame Street t-shirt to camera as MARV and MEL get the crowd fired up. COLE Earlier today, we caught up with the new 6-Man Champions and their manager Melody! [COLOR=orange][i]OAOAST[/i][/COLOR] A small square box SWOOPS~ in and settles on the upper right hand side of the picture. There, Melody, MARV and MEL stand in front of the HeldDOWN backdrop. MELODY One belt, AH-HA-HA! Two belts, AH-HA-HA! Thre... hey, where's the other guy? MARV Jamie? MELODY That his name? Guess that means he's not related to us. In that case you better hook me up with his MSN handle when we're done with this. Anyhoo, once again, a Nerdly's holding an OAOAST title belt! Two of them infact! Prove positive that using OAOAST No Homo as a training method does infact pay off. We mapped the entire thing out down to the last, superb graphic qualitied detail. We're like the next-gen York Foundation, or something! And Landon and all those other type dudes, at times like this, there's only one thing to say... In a not-at-all rehearsed moment, MARV and MEL raise their Six-Man Titles to camera level. MELODY All your belts are belong to us! [COLOR=orange][i]HELDDOWN~![/COLOR][/i] Back live, MARV and MEL pose on the turnbuckles with their belts, Melody in the middle throwing up the Nerdly RAWK~! hand signals. From across the ring Landon scowls and in the end, sees quite enough and steps out to the apron. COLE MARV and MEL looking delighted with their newly won gold, the OAOAST Six Man Tag Team Champions along with their 'brah', Jamie O'Hara. And we can only speculate what those three have in common. But anyway, traditional tag team action upcoming and we'll see if MARV and MEL can carry on the momentum they gained from that surprise title win. *DINGDINGDING!* As the bell sounds, Blonde confidently announces that he'll start the match, seeing as Landon is already on the apron expecting him to do so. MARV and MEL eventually pass their belts to ringside and start to try and decide who's going to start. MELODY MARV, I CHOOSE YOU!! Melody throws a plastic Pokeball into the ring. MARV and MEL look at each other, then shrug, before MEL steps out of the ring. COACH And this is the girl that Leon chose over Maggie!? COLE No, actually, that was Molly. COACH Are you sure? I thought that was the one who kicked him in the nuts in the Cage Match. COLE Nope, that was Melissa. COACH You mean the big chick who likes whipping people? I gotcha now. Hey, have you noticed how all their names start with an 'M'? How weird is that? Circling, MARV and Blonde go to lock-up but MARV slips underneath and behind with a waistlock. Blonde drops to his BUTT to break the waistlock, rolling backwards and kicking MARV in the chest. He then jumps to his feet and celebrates, smiling widely as Landon applauds his escape. MARV chuckles to himself as with a newfound confidence, Blonde jogs around the ring and takes a swipe at MEL. As MEL fakes to get in the ring, Blonde dodges back around to the action... and MARV takes him other with an armdrag! A second! And a third! Retreating into a netural corner, Blonde ducks through the ropes and calls for a timeout with all of Landon's approval long gone. COLE Might be best to target one Nerdly at a time there James. COACH You oughta tell Leon Rodez that. Once MARV is backed up, Blonde re-emerges from between the ropes and we lock up again. Blonde grabs a side headlock, quickly getting shot off the ropes, only to come back with a shoulder tackle. JB flashes Landon a thumbs up, before coming off the ropes again. Drop down by MARV, Blonde up and over the top. The Trendsetter then leaps to the middle rope... and performs a moonsault to land on his feet, which is nice and all but doesn't really accomplish anything except show off for Landon. Strangely, Landon is impressed by this and all is well. COLE It's sad to be that needy. Maddix is slightly less impressed once Blonde gets caught napping and is rolled up however... 1... 2... No! Once again Blonde retreats and ducks out of the ropes, smoothing out his hair as MARV is backed up. COLE Well I'm not so sure James Blonde is doing much to make his leader happy right about now. Although, if Landon's looking for Blonde to emulate him he should be pretty satisified with the showing off and obsession with his hair. Out of the corner again, Blonde sees Landon asking for a tag and simply can't get across the ring quickly enough to give him what he wants. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Landon gets a not-so warm welcome as he enters the ring, while MARV tags out to MEL. COACH Alright, here we go. COLE The boss is in, let's see if he can lead by example. Landon and MEL lock up, with Landon quickly taking his opponent over with a fireman's carry. Cue huge applause from James Blonde, as Maddix lets MEL back up. They lock up again and this time Landon goes behind with a hammerlock. Searching for an escape, MEL eventually backs up towards the ropes and leaps off his feet, looking to take Landon over with a snapmare. He succeeds, only for Landon to hold onto the arm and re-assert the hammerlock. COLE Nice move by Landon, we're not used to seeing him go hold for hold with opponents quite so much as this. Getting to his feet, MEL looks for the escape again... and finds it, into a hammerlock of his own. COLE And maybe that's why. Now it's Landon stuck for an escape and he decides to go for the neutral corner. MEL and Maddix shuffle around looking for position in the corner, with Landon able to back MEL in. Referee Charles Robinson looks for a clean break, but Landon has other ideas and throws a sneaky forearm. However, MEL is ready for it and ducks, waiting for Landon to turn around and aiming a cho... NO! Sensing the chop, Maddix lunges through the ropes and covers up. BLONDE HEY! NO! NO! So outraged is Blonde that his leader almost got chopped, he marches down the apron to complain. And he pays for it, as MARV runs into the ring and sends him flying with a forearm shot! MARV and MEL then grab a hold of Landon and shoot him off the ropes. Landon throws a double clothesline, but MARV and MEL catch the arms and wring them, sandwiching his head with a forearm and a back elbow. The CAE hit opposite ropes. MEL comes back with a dropkick, knocking Landon backwards into MARV, who delivers a facecrusher, RIGHT ONTO MEL'S RAISED KNEE!! COLE And there's that seamless tandem movement we were mentioning earlier from the twins! The crowd and Melody applaud, as MARV leaves and MEL covers... 1... 2... Kickout... ...and a save by Blonde, even though it wasn't needed. COLE Boy this guy is just becoming a pain in the ass. COACH He's a Trendsetter Michael! COLE ...what the hell does that have to do anything!? MEL makes the tag, and he and MARV set up some more double teaming. Shot off the ropes, Landon is taken over with a double hiptoss. The CAE then combine with a Standing Moonsault and Fist Drop, MARV staying on with the pin... 1... 2... No! Front facelock applied by MARV, looking to control the former World Champion who manages to back him into a corner. No clean break again, as Landon then drives a shoulder into the ribs and lands a forearm. Wringing the arm, Landon whips MARV corner to corner... ...but MEL leaps onto the top turnbuckle, providing a buffer for MARV to run into. COACH Come on, they can't do that! Coming out of the corner unharmed, MARV knocks the surprised Landon down with a clothesline! Maddix picks himself up and falls into the corner, where MARV goes to work... "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVEN!" "EIGHT!" "NINE!" "TEN!" ...with the crowd pleasing succession of right hands. Landon is dazed and gets set up, MARV looking for the irish whip. Sure enough, Blonde is ready to put his body on the line for his leader and dives onto the opposite turnbuckle ready for him. Unfortunately, MARV fakes him out and pulls Landon back into a drop toehold into the middle turnbuckle, while MEL comes in and lands a dropkick on the stranded Blonde knocking him off the top and to the arena floor! COLE Absolutely nothing is going Cucaracha Internacional's way here! And James Blonde's 'look at me' attitude is doing them no favours from where I'm sitting. With Maddix dazed in the corner, The Christ Air Express line him up. MEL delivers a flying clothesline in the corner, landing on the middle rope. And he pulls himself clear as MARV follows up with a big dropkick, catching Landon up under the jaw! As he staggers from the corner, Landon gets tripped, set up as MARV delivers a headbutt to the midsection and MEL lands a slingshot legdrop from the apron!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Melody is delighted, as MARV makes the cover... 1... 2... NO, KICKOUT! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh my, we almost witnessed a HUGE upset, MARV less than half a second away from pinning Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix! COACH This ain't good, even I've gotta admit it. Clearly reeling Landon gets to his feet and starts trying to buy himself a timeout! No such luck, as MARV lands a boot and makes the tag to MEL. A double whip sends Landon off the ropes again, where he's dropped with a double elbow. MARV and MEL then hit opposite ropes... ...but MARV gets TRIPPED by James Blonde, then yanked out of the ring with authority! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" As MARV hits the ringside mats with a thud and Melody launches into a complaint, MEL looks for a back senton anyway, but Landon gets the knees up to counter! COACH There we go, now the cream rises. COLE Just as MARV and MEL were getting into their stride, James Blonde from the outside and the tide of this match turns. Landon quickly gets the tag to Blonde, who leaps into the ring ready to strike. He stalks MEL waiting for him to get to his feet, before CRACKING him with an Enziguri! Eager cover follows... 1... 2... No! Controlling MEL, Blonde picks him up off the mat. A snapmare puts him back down for a kneedrop and another cover... 1... 2... No! Another tag is made now that Landon is ready and now, it's Cucaracha Internacional with the double team as they send MEL off the ropes. Landon delivers a boot to hold MEL's progress up, then directs traffic to his eager understudy. Quickly, Blonde delivers a Sitout Jawbreaker and MEL lurches backwards, caught by Maddix who drops him with a Neckbreaker across his knee!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH There you go, how's that for some double teaming!? COLE Nice teamwork by the Landon twins. COACH Say what!? Landon pins MEL down, the force suggesting he's frustrated... 1... 2... No! Landon forces MEL back down onto his shoulders and stomps him HARD in the face! "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" "LAN - DON SUCKS!" The chants are answered by Maddix climbing the turnbuckles and extending his arms triumphantly, to applause from Megan and plenty more from Blonde. Landon eventually gets back to the action and measures MEL, delivering a hard kick to the chest! COACH You have to admit, the class is beginning to show. COLE There's no denying Landon's one of the top wrestlers in the OAOAST today. And he's taking control, which from his point of view is long overdue, judging by the way he spoke to the rest of Cucaracha Internacional earlier. As MEL climbs back to his feet, Landon unleashes another hard kick to the ribs and down goes MEL again. Off the ropes, Landon then lands across the chest with a double stomp, bottoming out with a back senton and hooking a leg... 1... 2... Kickout! Melody starts to get the crowd behind MEL, as Landon tags Blonde back in. The Trendsetter hops to the middle rope and adjusts his sweatbands, kissing the Canadian one before coming off with the Marty Jannetty Fistdrop! Blonde then dedicates it to Landon before making the cover... 1... 2... No! COLE But Blonde and Maddix just unable to put this match away at the moment. Pulling MEL to his feet, Blonde grabs a hold of the blue and orange tights, hanging him up over the top rope. As MEL falls backwards Blonde then turns to his partner and gives him the double thumbs up before heading to the top rope. COACH All in good time. COLE Well Blonde taking a risk here, looking to impress. Blonde scales the turnbuckles as MEL starts to slowly fight to his feet. He stands doubled over trying to catch his breath as Blonde reaches the top. And The Trendsetter again seeks out Landon for dedications before he comes off the top, aiming with a knee... ...AND GETTING DROPKICKED OUT OF MID-AIR!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE The risk does NOT pay! And now, MEL needs to get the tag! A figure of unhappiness, Landon stands with his hands on his hips as the race for the tag begins. Melody mindlessly mashes imaginary buttons as she wills MEL to the corner, while Landon finally offers the tag himself. It's Blonde who reaches the corner first, making the tag to Maddix... but MEL gets the tag to MARV seconds later!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE Tags made on either side, MARV and Maddix in! As Landon rushes into the ring, MARV leaps to the top rope and wipes him out with a Flying Clothesline! MARV then starts to unload with a flurry of forearm shots. Landon is backed up against the ropes and MARV shoots him off with an irish whip, catching him with a dropkick on the rebound! Cover... 1... 2... No! Maddix backpedals into a corner looking for a timeout again... but Landon lures him in and cuts him off with a boot. Landon turns MARV into the corner... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and delivers a knifedge chop. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a second. He then sends him across the ring with an irish whip, loading up the forearm and looking to follow. But MARV surprises him, coming back off the middle turnbuckle with a twisting crossbody... 1... 2... No! Both men back up and MARV goes for a chop... and Landon flinches, so MARV instead pulls him down with a Backslide! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Wow, almost had him again! COACH If Landon lost tonight I don't think he'd ever live it down, not after his speech earlier. A forearm buys Maddix some time to recouperate and he calls Blonde back in. Together they hook MARV up and look for a Double Suplex, only for MEL to re-enter the ring and help MARV to safely land on his feet. The CAE then duck clotheslines, before landing with stereo Superkicks! Blonde is flung out of the ring and MEL follows. Meanwhile, MARV waits for Landon to get back up. Hooking the head, he runs for the turnbuckles looking for the Acid Drop... but Maddix counters, shoving MARV chest-first into the turnbuckles. MARV staggers away from the corner and right back into Landon, who hits a Lungblower!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Got him! COLE That could do it for The CAE. Landon pulls MARV from the ropes and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE No, not yet! After complaining to the referee, Landon waits for MARV to get up. Using the ropes to aid him, MARV gets to his feet, at which point Landon executes a picture-perfect Dropsault, sending him tumbling through the ropes and to the floor. Landon pops right back up and celebrates his feat by posturing for the crowd, while MARV rolls underneath the ring apron in his pained state. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH How can you not love this guy? Great athlete, looks like a star, leader of men. COLE Goofy as a pet coon. COACH You don't even know what that means. Landon now leaves the ring, to the outside where MEL has just ousted James Blonde up and over the barricade with a timely backdrop. And with no sign of MARV, Landon naturally targets the other Nerdly instead. Charging from behind, he clubs MEL in the back which sends him into the barricade. Maddix then stomps away against the barricade. COACH See, look at Landon taking it to MARV. COLE That's not MARV Coach, that's MEL. COACH Wha... hey... HEY, LANDON! HEY! As Landon continues to put the boots to MEL, the referee's count is met at '5' by MARV, who rolls back into the ring nursing his back. Landon seems well aware of the count though and starts to choke MEL against the barrier. As the referee reaches '7', Landon then picks MEL back up. He picks him onto his shoulders with a fireman's carry before aiming him, throwing him up in the air to drop MEL sternum first across the barricade! COLE GTS on the guardrail! Smirking, Landon slowly backs away pointing to his head. As he hears the referee's count hit '8', he then reaches back feeling for the ring ropes as he exchanges word with members of the crowd. COLE Landon thinks he's gonna beat the count, but he's about to be in for a big shock! Grabbing the ropes, Maddix pulls himself back to the apron... ...at which point MARV charges and dropkicks him off the apron, back down to the arena floor!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COACH Wait a minute... no, come on! COLE The count is at 8, Landon is down! The count now reaches '9', MARV counting along as Melody encourages the referee... ...TO REACH 10, COUNTING LANDON OUT!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* COACH That is BOGUS!! Melody jumps for joy before sliding into the ring, embracing MARV on his victory, count-out or not. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match as a result of a count-out... MARV and MEL... THE CHRIST AIR EEEEXXXXXXPPRRREEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Picking himself up, Landon's jaw hits the floor again and he stands dumbfounded as he watches the celebration in the ring. MARV and Melody have their hands raised in victory, Melody happy to fill in for the absent MEL. COACH These sneaky Nerdlys, they pulled another fast one! They switched! COLE They didn't switch Coach, Maddix just went after the wrong one, that's all! That's no... HEY, wait a minute! With Landon still frozen, it's down to NATHANIEL BLACK to hit the ring and seek retribution as he lays MARV out from behind! Black stomps away on MARV sending Melody scurrying to the outside, only able to watch on as the Englishman beats the tar out of her brother. That brings Landon back around from his trance and he goes to re-enter the ring... until JAMIE O'HARA comes sprinting to the ring, sliding in and jumping Black!! COLE It's all breaking loose! Jamie O'Hara, out here to try and help out his buddies! COACH He should have stayed away, far far away, because it's just about feeding time! Right on cue we see FAQU marching to the ring, the big Samoan slowly climbing the steps as the brawl continues. When Faqu does get into the ring, he grabs a hold of O'Hara and drops him with a HEADBUTT! Faqu and Black then stomp away on O'Hara and MARV, while Landon and a recovering Blonde target MEL. COACH Cucaracha Internacional may not have won the match, but they're gonna win the war, that's good enough for me. As the beatings continue, Melody starts rubbing her fingers on her temples. And by the magic of telepathic communications, or coincidence depending on your view point, her call for help is answered as BARON WINDELS HITS THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! COLE LOOK OUT! Baron slides into the ring... *CRACK!* ...and NAILS Faqu!! The big Samoan doesn't go down... *CRACK!* ...but Black does from his chairshot! The Englishman rolls out of the ring, noticed by Blonde and Maddix who sense trouble and quickly run for the stage. They're just in time as Faqu is clotheslined up and over the top, the blonde twosome having to hold the Samoan back from getting into the ring, despite the chair weilding Baron being backed up by MARV and O'Hara, plus MEL belated entering the ring. COLE Another bad night at the office for Cucaracha Internacional, losing this match and now with the odds even they want no part of the Six Man Champs and The Lone Star Gunslinger! COACH They lost by count-out. That's not a loss, that's a questionable finish. COLE It's a loss in the record books Coach and they're beginning to stack up. Does this mean Landon is now on probation as well? COACH Very funny. As Landon gets his troops retreating, the Six Man Champs stand tall with Melody handing out a thank-you hug to Baron.

COLE For those of you who missed Syndicated this week... COACH *raises hand* COLE ...it was another bad night at the office for Cucaracha Internacional, as brand new OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions were crowned, in the form of Jamie O'Hara and The Christ Air Express! A replay of the ending to the match plays for those of you who might have missed it (I know who you are!), showing Nathaniel Black's accidental Black Lariat on Faqu, leading to a face-off between then two. O'Hara would send them from the ring with a Springboard Heel Kick and wipe them out with a Space Flying Tiger Drop. James Blonde's attempted Illegally Blonde on Mel was blocked by MARV, before The CAE sent him to the Pearly Gates with a Flatliner/Enziguri combo. The Christ Air Express then went on to deliver Sent From Above and despite Landon's despairing efforts, the titles changed hands. From that, we find ourselves back in the Cucaracha Internacional locker room where the recriminations continue from last weekend. With his troops lined up, or three of them at least, Landon paces backwards and forwards with his hands on his hips. MADDIX Every month it's the same story. Landon stops pacing and glares at the three in front of him. Nathaniel Black glares right back and Faqu is Faqu, looking around the room wondering why he's standing in a line with everyone else. So Landon directs himself to Blonde, the one showing outward sorrow. MADDIX You know, I put this group together with visions of greatness. I hand-picked you three guys to follow my lead. I've done all I can to nurture you three, to guide you three, to provide opportunities for you three... Landon is stopped by the sound of Megan clearing her throat. MEGAN Uhm, Landon, you mean [i]four[/i], right? Megan points over to Todd Cortez sat in the corner of the room. After glancing over, Landon looks back to the group... and he and Blonde promptly break out into spontaniously laughter. MADDIX (wipes away a tear) Oh, oh-ho-ho, that's a good one. BLONDE Yeah, good one Megs! Good one! The laughing continues, before Landon remembers that he's pissed and scowls at his crew again. Very quickly, Blonde quits laughing and goes back to his apologetic face. MADDIX You know what, you stand there laughing, but maybe Megan's got a point. MEGAN 'Maybe'? Screw this, I'm gonna go grab a coffee. MADDIX Yeah, get me one too while you're at it wouldya? No cream. Megan grumbles under her breath as she leaves the room, the door closing with a noticeable slam behind it. MADDIX I never thought I'd see the day where I'd have to do this. But, it's time for some tough love. You guys have been spoilt. Spoilt by my forgiving nature. And enough is enough. Oh, I could put it down to bad luck and missed opportunities at first, a gentle pat on the back and a better luck next time and off you'd go to enjoy the life of 6-Man Tag Team Champions. But now look at us! No wins on the last pay per view. No belts. No prospects. This isn't what I invisioned for you. It's not what I invisioned for Cucaracha Internacional. You know what's going around the locker rooms and the corridors when they speak the name of Cucaracha? Laughter! We should command respect, command fear, but we don't command a damn thing right now with you losing all the time! So, as of right now, we're stepping back. No more competing with The Enterprise, or The Deadly Alliance. We need to regroup first. And on top of that, as far as I'm concerned, you're ALL on probation from this point on! That surprises Blonde, who's eyes bulge. Black just looks pissed off at the mere suggestion, while even Cortez seems surprise enough by this to turn around and start paying attention. BLACK You wot? MADDIX I said, you're all on probation. (points at Cortez) Like him! After the way you've all been performing in the past couple of months and all the missed opportunities I've seen passing this group by, you need to prove yourselves again, because whatever stock of respect you had is running very low. BLACK That's bollocks. I've been askin' you to gimme Malibu for months, so I could beat his arse, put us back on the up an' you ain't done a thing about it! MADDIX Nat, I've told you a hundred times, now is not the time. When it is the time, you'll get what you want. BLACK Yeh, you keep sayin' it, but I ain't seein' it... MADDIX LOOK! I'm the leader, okay? Me! BLONDE Yes you are! Even Blonde's sucking up isn't working on Landon, so he must really be unhappy. So much so, he ignores the slap in the back of the head Black gives the Canadian. But he quickly acts when Faqu turns to Black. MADDIX Hey HEY HEY! HEY! Cut it out, come on! THIS is why you're on probation! It's all 'me, me, me' with you guys. And I'm sick of it. No one man is bigger than Cucaracha Internacional, except me! I don't want to hear any of the 'me, me, me', I want to hear more 'Landon, Landon, Landon'! BLONDE "Landon, La..." MADDIX Not now, hey James? Jeez. Look, the bottom line here is, you guys have got some making up to do to me. Unless you want me to perform a talent reshuffle, that is. Printing up new shirts with new flags on wouldn't be that hard. Prove yourselves, that's all I'm asking. And you know what, I see you looking at me like 'what the hell' and it's tough for me too, which is why I'm even gonna get into the trenches with you, we're gonna tackle this like a team. Tonight, me and JB are gonna get a little retribution on the Jonas Brothers tribute twins. And at November Reign, the [i]four[/i] of us are gonna team up and we're going to win. And I mean it this time! No more going to Pay Per Views making big boasts and coming out the other end on the recieving end of defeats! Cucaracha Internacional are going to win, you're going to prove yourselves and all will be right again. Because you know what'll happen otherwise. Until then, you're in the bad books. And if you're looking for some more motivation and want to know how that goes, how about you ask Todd Cortez what probation's like? Black and Blonde, the two who can understand what's going on, turn over to where Cortez has again looked up from his sorry spot in the corner. CORTEZ (sarcastically) You guys'd better start winning. MADDIX You see! This guy knows the score! This guy knows what's up! And if you don't watch your steps, he'll be stepping off the bottom of the food chain! End of speech, you are all dismissed. Having worked himself up Landon sits back down and picks up a magazine to try and cool himself down. BLONDE Uhm, Landon? Our match? MADDIX Oh, right right, yeah, let's go then. Quickly Landon picks himself back up with his authorativeness all gone to waste, leaving with Blonde as Black folds his arms and brushes past Faqu. COLE Tension riding high in the Cucaracha camp, can Landon and James Blonde get one over on the new 6-Man Champs, we'll find out when we come back! [b]*COMMERCIAL BREAK!*[/b]

[SIZE=3][COLOR=green]The OAOAST Presents, Live On Pay Per View...[/SIZE][/COLOR] [IMG=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/KingCucaracha/NovReign/NRposter.jpg] [SIZE=3][COLOR=green][i]"A reign of tyranny... a reign of terror..."[/i] November 30th, 2008; Live from Anaheim, California[/SIZE][/COLOR] COLE Folks, we've already heard about PRL and sadly, we have another injury update for you right now. Last week in one on one competition we saw Spencer Reiger taking on one half of D*LUX, Shayne Brave, in what was a fast-paced, competitive match. Unfortunately though, the match would end on a distinctly sour note. And as we take you back to footage from last week, we'd like to advise you that this footage may contain scenes distressing to some of our younger viewers and viewer discretion is therefore advised. [QUOTE=LAST WEEK ON HELDDOWN~!] Shayne turns and points out Los Conquistadors as their chanting continues, then turns his attentions back to The One Man Triple Threat. Backing in, Shayne applies a 3/4 facelock, looking for the Shaynedrop... but Reiger catches hold of him. Picking Shayne's legs up off the mat, Spencer launches his opponent away across the ring. COLE Nice counter there by Reiger. Coming down hard, Shayne lets out a squeal of pain. And he stays down. COACH Well Reiger had that move scouted, the kid's got brains. Maybe he's more than a triple threat, maybe he's a One Man Fatal Four Way... or something. Spencer goes to follow up on Shayne, but with the boybander lying on the mat and writhing in pain referee Jack Doane backs New York's Finest up while he checks on his condition. Clear concern shows on Tyler's face as he rounds the ring besides Shayne who clutches his arm, kicking his feet. Suddenly the fans begin to quieten, as even Reiger looks on. COLE I think Shayne's hurt here. COACH Well he might have landed awkwardly when Spencer threw him, but... yeah, this don't look good.[/QUOTE] As another replay of the landing plays, Shayne's arm is highlighted at the point that it hits the mat, bending in an unnatural position under the force of the rest of his body-weight. COLE There you see the landing and as you can see, a very gruesome sight. And the bad news for Shayne Brave is that during the week, doctors confirmed breaks to the wristbone in two seperate places, for which Shayne underwent surgery this past Wednesday in his hometown of Detroit. His recovery time is estimated to be in the region of 4 months and we absolutely wish Shayne all the best and hope to see him back in the ring very soon. Very sad injury news Coach. As Michael turns to his broadcast partner, he's understandably surprised to see him with a big smile on his face. COACH :D COLE What the hell are you smiling about? COACH Do you believe me yet? COLE What? What are you talking about? Believe what!? COACH That Los Conquistadors are voodoo practitioners. COLE *slaps forehead* Coach, what happened last week had nothing to do with Los Conquistadors. It was a freak accident! As we've been given a stark reminder of not once but twice in the past week, unfortunately the OAOAST Superstars take on the risk of injury every time they step into a wrestling ring and that's why we encourage all of our fans not to try this at home. COACH Or not to mess with anyone who practices voodoo. COLE That's ridiculous. Voodoo is like magic, it's not real. COACH Don't let Los Conquistadors here you say that. Hey, you don't think PRL did something to offend them during the week, do you? It'd explain an awful lot. COLE No it wouldn't. Stop being such a moron. And with that we go to the ring, in which stands a nervous looking young woman in non-descript wrestling attire and an even more non-descript introduction. I.e., no introduction. Instead she stares nervously at the entrance way, as "Wildside" by Motley Crue begins to power through the P.A system! Making her way out through the entrance, a sinister smirk adorns the face of the ultimate combination of beauty and beatdowns, Malaysia Nerdly. She stalks slowly to the ring as her young counterpart looks on like a deer caught in the headlights. COACH Speaking of serious injuries. COLE Please don't even joke about that. Malaysia slowly climbs the ring steps, stopping halfway up to savour the fear on the woman in the ring's face. She then enters the ring and takes a microphone from the first person scared enough by her stare to run and grab it for her. COLE As we told you last week, Malaysia Nerdly set to take on Jade Rodez-Duncan at November Reign for the Women's Championship, in a 'California Street Fight'. Malaysia has promised us a 'preview' of that here tonight, which doesn't bode well for this young woman in the ring. Still smirking, Malaysia circles around the woman who is frozen to the spot, afraid to move. Malaysia takes a lock of her hair and curls it around her fingers which freaks her out even more before the imposing Malaysia steps in front of her. MALAYSIA What's.. your.. name? WOMAN My... my name is Lizzie... Lizzie Sampson. Malaysia does another circle which the girl finally introduces herself. MALAYSIA Tell me Lizzie... do you like to roleplay? The nervous girl doesn't answer. MALAYSIA I like to roleplay Lizzie... I like it a LOT. So tonight, you're going to roleplay with me Lizzie... tonight, you're not going to be Lizzie... tonight you're going to be Jade... and we're going to have SO much fun together, 'Jade'... I just KNOW IT... *THUD!* "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The young brunette hits the mat, courtesy of a shot to the side of the head with the microphone! *DINGDINGDING!* With the bell sounded and the 'preview match' officially under way, Malaysia kneels down and wraps her forearm around Lizzie's throat. Referee Mike Chioda drops down instinctively but can't do anything to stop Malaysia from choking her helpless victim, much to her delight. COACH I'm telling you Michael, Jade's been living on borrowed time for the longest time. But come November Reign we might see the end of her once and for all. COLE Malaysia, as you can see here, can do WHATEVER she wants at November Reign, with no risk of being disqualified! And I dread to think how dangerous this woman is capable of being and how carried away she could get! Malaysia eventually relinquishes her choke and lets Lizzie go. Struggling for air, she crawls to the ropes to try and get out of the ring. Malaysia stops her by treading on her hand though. She then steps on the other hand to pin Lizzie down, before reaching down and pulling on her hair!! Lizzie screams in pain as her hair is pulled out by the roots, transfixing Malaysia once she lets go. Unpicking the hair from around her fingers, Malaysia takes a deep, ecstatic breath. COLE This woman is sick, there's no two ways about it. COACH What can I say, she enjoys her work! COLE Something went wrong in that woman's head somewhere during the course of her life and she is disturbed, depraved and she gets off on other people's pain and suffering. She's a monster, in more ways than one! Helping 'Jade' to her feet, as she keeps calling her, Malaysia winds back and pops the young woman with a forearm to send her lurching back to the canvas. COACH I know this is a 'preview', but if Jade is for some reason dumb enough to be watching this, she oughta turn the TV off, 'case she gets nightmares. Malaysia picks Lizzie up again, striking her across the back with a forearm. The poor girl falls to her knees and Malaysia grabs hold of her from behind, pulling her up and applying a fishhook, encouraging 'Jade' to smile for Mommy! Lizzie looks like she's had just about enough, but Malaysia lets her go before she can submit and shoves her face into the canvas. As she stands over the young woman, Malaysia smiles a much more satisfied smile now. COLE Malaysia has nothing to prove here. This is about fear. Malaysia is trying to strike fear into the Women's Champion. COACH Yeah and it ain't for any added advantage, cause she don't need it. She just wants Jade nice and scared so she can have more fun with her! Stepping out of the ring, Malaysia now climbs back down the steps and slowly makes her way to the ring apron. There, she routes under the ring and re-emerges with a metal trash can lid. Malaysia slides back into the ring, staring at her reflection in the lid for a few seconds. Picking herself up, little Lizzie doesn't realise what's waiting as she turns around... *CLANG!* ...AS MALAYSIA CREAMS HER WITH THE LID TO THE FOREHEAD!!!!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Oh my god. Malaysia carefully sets down the trash can lid, then makes her way over to the corner to retrieve her cat o'nine tails. COLE Come on now, this young woman has done nothing to deserve this. Enough is enough. Just pin her and be done with it. COACH Naw naw, I don't think Malaysia's preview involves pinfalls. Approaching Lizzie with the whip, Malaysia wards off referee Chioda as he tries to make her see some reason. All she sees is a prone unconscious woman and a whip in her hand though. Uncurling the many tails of the whip, Malaysia sizes her opponent up... *THWACK!* "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ...before LASHING HER ACROSS THE BACK!!! That seems to wake Lizzie up... *THWACK!* "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ...just in time for another whipping!!! Lizzie writhes in pain, as Malaysia asks 'Jade' if she's 'having fun yet'. She then uncoils the whip again... *THWACK!* "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" ...before lashing her again!!! With the poor woman nearly in tears, Malaysia then sets herself across her back and clasps the whip with both hands, placing it across the throat and applying a sadistic choke with the weapon!! And wisely the young woman quickly taps out to end the match! *DINGDINGDING!* The bell sounds, ending Malaysia's fun, apparantly before she's ready as she refuses to release the choke just yet. Big smile on her face, she makes Lizzie suffer a few seconds more until her face starts to discolour, before finally releasing her. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, MALAYSIA NERDLY! Boos ring out, as Malaysia turns over and admires the markings she's created on the innocent young opponent's back. COLE I don't know if this poor woman knew what she was getting herself into, but one thing is for certain, Jade Rodez-Duncan certainly does now. And she must be wondering just how she can survive as Women's Champion, against this sick individual, at November Reign! COACH Nevermind the Women's Championship, how's she going to survive in one piece? This was just a preview, Michael. Who knows just what Malaysia's got in store for Jade when the real thing rolls around on November 30th? We might have to enforce an over 18s only entrance policy at the door because it could get real crazy, real quick! Starting to come down, Malaysia breathes deeply as she leaves the ring, stroking her cat o'nine tails against her body as she heads to the back.

It's a cold opening to our weekly extravanganza, with a still shot of Tha Puerto Rican making his entrance in front of a sea of cheering fans appearing on the screen. COLE Breaking news as the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion goes down with injury, just under three weeks from November Reign! We see a still shot of PRL from later on that night, wearing a grimace on his face. COLE Tha Puerto Rican suffered a suspected torn bicep competing at an OAOAST live event in Lowell, Massachussets earlier this week. The World Champion will visit specialists in the next few days to assess the full extent of the damage. But, PRL has vowed to compete on through the injury and defend his World Championship, no matter what the cost. Another still shot shows Tha Puerto Rican nursing his left arm as he's helped down the aisle by referee Mike Chioda. COLE Tonight, Tha Puerto Rican will appear in The Love Shack and we hope to hear more from the man himself. This is the OAOAST... and this is HeldDOWN~!

Hey, I posted in that thread. In retrospective, that Valentines Day wasn't so bad. I completely forgot I was the one who set him off that time. If we're including threads from the top of the board, *ducks*, everybody freaking out at the end of Raw Is Randy is about as close to great as the WWE folder got.

Well that's awesome if they're released over here, since we don't get 24/7.

Unless they pay her enough to fund a new wardrobe. *rimshot*

The trouble is, the MEM guys don't need anybody cutting promos for them. Angle, Nash, Sting and Booker are all more than capable. I like the idea of Cornette and Foley controlling the two groups and their promo wars would be fantastic. But Cornette would be better served with someone who needs him. Hypothetically, he could manage The Guns if they end up as outcasts in the middle of both groups.

They showed that show on Vintage Collection a couple of months ago over here in the UK. At first, since I'd heard about the match, I thought "oh, it's not so bad, people must have just over-hyped it". Then the crowd started putting their chairs over their heads. Studd just got the hell out of there. The funny thing is, Savage and Santana had a match later that night in even worse conditions. Hogan/Studd the mat was just slippy, there was literally a huge puddle in the middle of the ring by the time this match went on. Well, I say match, it was nearly 10 minutes of Savage stalling hiding a foreign object. But it still entertained me. I'd love to see them do a Summerslam on the beach, financial bust or not.

When PWG toured over here a couple of years ago, Andy Simmons one of the UK wrestlers got "You're shit and you know you are", "Simmons takes it up the arse" and "Stand up if you hate Simmons". One of my favourite matches ever for that reason alone. Probably never get going with a WWE crowd, but I think with the way the UK crowds tend to feel about Cena you might get the latter one going. I love how the UK fans still cheer when they're 'supposed' to cheer. That's a relic of the days when UK shows were rare and people would react to everything. Like every line Santino said, they cheered.

I've heard only good things, it just seems odd for Vader to be winning a vote like that considering he was never a huge star in WWE and has never really been referred to as one by anything other than, for the lack of a better term, 'smart wrestling fans'. Certainly not complaining though.

That's better than my suggestion, "Film, Theatre And TV Styles Clash" Seriously, I'm on record as saying if the name is a reference and not just a coincidence, I will job everybody out to him just on principle.

OAOAST Women's Championship California Street Fight Jade Rodez-Duncan © vs. Malaysia Nerdly Theme song is "Happy Ending" by MIKA. Just 'cause. Alf, if you've got plans for comedy SS team names, just lemme know so I can include them in the graphics. Otherwise, I'm assume it's Team Brock, Team Jumbo and Team Pantera?

Were there any other plans/ideas to reveal what was in The Undertaker's urn, besides '94 and a huge frikkin' flashlight obviously.

It's in "Top 25" order as per WWE.com votes. Ah, okay. So that means Flair/Vader won? How the hell did that happen?