ChrisMWaters

Randy vs. Rey Rey. ...have they had a match before?

I find it funny they had the Juniors in there for that segment.

I'd say get Tazz and Heyman for Smackdown. Tazz as Play by Play...because I'm sure he could tone down his goofiness and be a good play by play guy.

Since you're here, something I've always wondered... How many pounds is a stone anyway?

Please NEVER used that term when discribing Samoa Joe ever again. It brings up scary mental images of Joe in an Easter Bunny outfit.

Well, I'm back. And as such...BAM! My peeps are back too! _______________________________________________________ Smarks Board Name: ChrisMWaters Wrestlers Name: "The Icon" Max King Nicknames: "The Superior Talent", "Wrestling's Superman" Height: 6'3 Weight: 250 lbs. Hometown: Philadelphia, PA Age: 26 Face/Heel: Heel Stable: None Ring Escort: Kelly Connelly (see below) Weapon(s): Nothing special. If he's DESPERATE enough to use one though, he will use a chair. Quotes: "My superiority: it's not a complex, it's a fact of life." "Sometimes, it's not easy being me." "The King...Has Returned." Physical Looks: King's a average sized man for a wrestler, but his body is not. He looks VERY ripped...to the point of chiseled. Though it may hurt to remember...think one of the guys off those BOD commercials. He has black hair cut short, in a style similar to...um...*shrug* I dunno, George Clooney? That works I guess. Out of Ring Attire: Without being OVER-dressed, he likes to wear stylish clothing. Expensive shirts and pants, as well as sunglasses. Think The Rock when he was corporate...only moreso. Ring Attire: Classic short tights in blue, red, or...in championship matches, gold with "ICON" written on the back of them in cursive lettering, and his initials monogrammed on the front, ala Ric Flair's tights. Has boots that come right up to the calf, and matching kneepads and elbow pads. For entrance, will wear a sleeveless vest with "ICON" on the back like his tights, matching his tights color...as well as a pair of high-priced sunglasses. Ring Entrance: The lights go out in the arena, and after a few seconds, the speakers call out, in King's voice THE KING...HAS...RETURNED! Cue pyrotechnics display on the ramp, followed by "Superstar" by Saliva playing over the speakers. Max King and Kelly step out from the entryway, looking out to the crowd with smiles, before looking to the ring. King will walk to the ring with a focused look on his face, and Kelly will tell the crowd about Max's greatness and what will happen to the opponent. King and Kelly then get onto the ring apron, and enter through the second rope at the same time, pausing a moment to give each other a deep, passionate kiss, before going to the center of the ring. Kelly will remove King's vest and shades, then rub his chest with her hand before stepping out of the ring. King then goes to the corner to start stretching, preparing for his match. Stats: Strength: 5 Speed: 4 Vitality: 5 Charisma: 6 Style: The Icon wants to prove he is the best all around wrestler out there. He mostly sticks to the technical, mat based game...but doesn't limit himself to just that. He will do whatever it takes to win a match Signature moves: Superb Plex (Basically a plain old Superplex, but in mid air will twist his body so he lands right on top of an opponent. Will usually stay on for a pin from this position.) The Complex (Hits a person with a hard knee to the back, then follows up right away with a kick to the head. Follows it up by flexing a bit.) Leg Snapper (While opponents are on the mat face down, picks up the person's legs, jumps up, and snaps them towards the person's body to hyperextend the thigh muscles.) Jumping Piledriver Sleeper Drop Reverse DDT onto the knee. Top Rope Elbow Flying Forearm, followed by a roll to the feet and a pose The Iconizer (Grabs person in a judo choke by the name of the Katihajime (AKA Tazmission)...one arm around neck, the other arm holding the first up. From there, drops down onto his chest, while still holding onto the move with the person, in a snapping style maneuver. Will ALWAYS follow this up with The Compressor) Common moves: Knife Edged Chops in corner Elbows to the back Leg Drags Lifting DDT Flipping Neck Roll with opponent sitting (like the one Curt Hennig used to do) Enzuigiri Clothesline in the corner Back Elbow Shot Sternum buster Leaping Roundhouse Butterfly Suplex Corner Body Splash Running swinging neckbreaker High Cross Body Top Rope Splash Finishers: King Buster (Locks an opponent in a reverse DDT position, grabs the other leg with an arm, as if planning to a reverse Fisherman's suplex. However, he only gets a person up halfway into a vertical position, and then drops that person on his head. He then stays on for a pin from there.) The Compressor (Max's submission finisher. Basically the same set up as the Icon Buster, but goes from there into a kneeling position, putting a knee into the back of an opponent, holding and stretching the person as he locks his hands together) Notes: Max King's target points to work on in a match are the back and the neck. He goes out of his way to embarrass his opponent as well, because he thinks that he's better than anyone that he's up against. Since I didn't think it'd be right to put them under moves, he does a lot of cocky pins...including the Jericho style one. However, he'll only do this nowadays to heels, as being out of action has changed his views somewhat. Bio: Max King was a kid with a dream, to be the best pro wrestler ever. As a young man, he joined the wrestling team in jr. high and then continued on through high school. Growing up, he started to get upset with how he saw wrestling change from the classic mat-based style he grew up with, and turn towards brawls and extreme styles, especially in his hometown. King went over to Japan to finish up his wrestling training, and spent 3 years over there competing. Now, he's returning to the United States, and has decided to pursue the SWF and it's champions. Had an all right run before in SWF, but an injury from a major car crash took him out of action and slowed his career. Now, he returns...and to make sure people remember him, he's picking up on an old feud: against Landon Maddix Name: Kelly Connelly Height: 6' (mostly in her legs, like Stacy Keibler) Weight: She won't tell Age: 25 Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada Face/Heel: Tweener with Face Tendances Role: Max King's manager Stats: Strength: 2 – She's not a trained competitor, but she is somewhat fit Speed: 4 (3 with heels) – Running is her main exercise Vitality: 3 – Can last a bit running, but never really worked a match, so hard to judge there Charisma: 6 – She loves to promote Max in her own unique way, and considers herself the female version of Bobby Heenan. Looks: A tall red-headed lovely. Her legs are 41 inches long (you know where I got the basis for that. ) and her body is well toned. Her chest is about a c-cup, and yes, they ARE natural there. Her red hair is straight, and flows down to her shoulders. The outfit of choice for her are female business suits...like the ones Debra used to wear. Ring Attire: Kelly comes to the ring wearing a flowing evening gown, showing plenty of cleevege and a bit of leg. After she enters the ring, she removes the dress part of the gown, showing female ring tights underneath, and will wrestle barefoot in the ring. For those that remember, think Mona (Molly Holly's old identity) from WCW. Entrance: When coming out by herself, Kelly will come out to "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks. She'll walk to the ring in a sexy manner, then get into the ring through the second and top rope, like Stacy, but not as flirty. Moves: Signature Moves -Nose Job: Kelly takes her opponent's face and bounces it repeatedly on the mat, like a basketball -K-Lock: Kelly wraps her long legs around her opponent's neck in a figure-four position. She'll most of the time do something cocky while doing this...like pretending to file her nails. -The Facial: The X-Factor -Foot Choke In Corner -Big Boot From Irish Whip Common Moves -Eye Gouge -Knife-Edge Chops -Slaps To Face -Snap Mare by holding hair. -Forearm Uppercuts -Knees to gut -Sleeper Hold -Russian Leg Sweep -Powerslam (only up to 160 pounds) -DDT Finishers -Moneymaker: Gets opponent into a bent forward position, similar to how a powerbomb or a Pedigree is set up. Kelly then faces away from the opponent, sitting on the back of his/her head, and reaches back to hook the arms. She then drops down, making sure to sit on the back of his/her head on the way down. Sorta like a reverse Pedigree. Style: Kelly is in no way, shape, or form that trained of a wrestler. Most of the stuff she does in the ring is played by ear. She'll try things, mostly messing them up in the ring. She'll cheat often, almost regularly as a matter of fact...because that's the best way for her to win a match.. Bio: Kelly was born to a family that owns a casino in Las Vegas. Not wanting to follow the family business, Kelly saved up and studied hard, and earned her way into college, earning degrees in business and law. Growing up, she was a wrestling fan, but was more into the role of managers than actual wrestlers, intrigued by what they did. Eventually, she found out about Max King, who was looking for a manager to handle the finer points of his career, and Kelly was quick to sign up. Since then, the two have grown close to each other...but how close? Had a good run as a manager and even one of the few women to hold the short-lived SWF Women's Title before a major injury took out Max King and had her arm broken. Is just now returning Notes: Kelly considers herself the next step in the great managers of the past like Bobby Heenan, Jimmy Hart, and the like. As such, if Max is in trouble, she will try to interject herself to help her man out. She'll only use her sexuality to distract if extremely necessary, due to the fact that she thinks Max is the only one worthy of such flirtations.

Abyss: "0-0 (Where Evil Dwells)" by Fear Factory

Don't know how the crowd would handle it, but if you want to see what it'd look like to an extent, look at the WrestleMania 14 tag team battle royal. There were 30 men involved there via 15 teams.

I'm pretty sure if everyone on the roster was injured and unable to perform except for Shelton, he still wouldn't see RAW. And he'd job to a frog on HEAT. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Speaking of which, where HAS Rene Dupree been recently?

As in Joel Schumacher describing Batman fabulous?

But that's why I brought up the possibilty of the Ultimate Spider-Man origin of Venom. No alien stuff involved there, which wouldn't through the movies off course as you would say.

OK, I know most of you people hate the channel G4, but I felt I should put this topic up here anyway: On their show Filter this week, they showed a Top 10 of Game Sytems, voted by the viewers of the show. Here's how the voting went: 10 Sega Genesis 9 Nintendo Game Boy 8 Sony PlayStation 7 Nintendo Game Boy Advance SP 6 Sega Dreamcast 5 Microsoft X-Box 4 Sony PlayStation 2 3 Nintendo Entertainment System 2 Super Nintendo Entertainment System 1 Nintendo 64 Anything you have to comment about this list?

JBL.

And Conway was really serious tonight. He took his sunglasses off when the match started.

Conway doesn't get a TV entrance. Poor Con-Man.

Hey, Trips brought out his old McMahon/Helmsley era chair!

Watch HHH cost Flair the IC title against Conway. ...then probably have a Conway/Eugene feud for the title.

EVIL BLACK OUTFIT ANGLE!

A 40 Minute HHH/Masters match with McMahon as referee and they do their own play by play.

Wait a second. The main event tag match is NEXT? ...either it's a long match, or there's more to the story than that.

Just wanted to say this: Your signature makes me picture Kane and Show dressed as Demolition for some sick reason.

You know what I would love, but probably won't happen. If Balls and Axl made a run in during this match.

Maria and Ashley just stripped Grisham of his pants to auction them off. O_o

SAMOAN HERITAGE STRIKES ON HELMS. SHINING WIZARD!

...now I wanna see Helms try the Styles Clash.