ChrisMWaters

Edge The Hardcore Gas Attendant returns!

I say have Eugene transfer to ECW, going back to Nick Dinsmore in the process.

It's Matt Striker, the Argyle Assassain!

Matt Striker's word of the day: Audacity And he picks on the West Coast Liberals. Striker/Carlito tonight.

So...why hasn't Linda McMahon come in to stop Vince since he's gone back with the girlies?

RVD retains!

And whenever he hits it, "Jive Soul Brother" should cue up over the speakers.

Edited for accuracy.

And of course, because that first segment went so long, an almost immediate commercial break.

Chris Jericho at Seven.

BOO! Charlie Haas no longer has the "World's Greatest Tag Team" theme!

RVD/Cena segment. FORESHADOWING!

Trips curtain jerking?

Show/Kane rematch!

And just to get things started in a crazy way...

CM Punk? Jerry Lawler? Sabu?

Well, for lower villains there's Livewire and Parasite. Toyman to an EXTREME if you're desperate. And for a super-big bad...Darkseid. Live action Darkseid....now THERE'S something I wanna see.

Heh, go Christian, doing ala The Rock and doing brief commentary during his match.

When did Shocker turn into a Matrix man?

Pretty good start-up list. I'd wish for a few guys to be transfered from Raw (and one Smackdown guy too) Doug Basham Danny Basham Eugene Johnny Parisi Oh, and good to see Jazz hired for this. I kinda missed Jazz. ...not as much as I miss Molly, but still.

Hmmm...should I count the Joe/AJ match into the win-loss records now? I know I have to with USA vs. Canada.

*About the Rock possibly coming back* If he does, for some sick reason, I'd like to see a feud with him and Cena. I'm probably the only one though.

I almost read the Part-TIme workers wrong and thought I read Tatanka insted of Tanaka in it.

The best part about all this for me is that I work near an IMAX theater, so I get to see it there, and for a discounted price.

No, they don't. I'm just stating a pointless fact, really.