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At least the story explains the apple on his tights.

CONTINUITY!

How long before Masters and Angle collide?

ANGLE INVITATIONAL IS BACK! WHOO!

Next week I'm going to try to start a "WE WANT WRESTLING!" chant. Doubt it will get through, but no harm in trying.

Well the real one is busy being a superheroine now, so they needed a replacement.

Bah...Simone should have been using Ultimate Warrior's theme.

Hey, Liz is Bossman's daughter!

Eh, I gave it 3 noses.

Well, the first two were better than last year.

Um, Vince...quads...remember? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eh, he has time to heal. Ah well, the one with my sister's name is gone.

So, here's the question: How long before Cena gives Vince McMahon the FU?

For some reason, I wanna see Cena interact with either Austin or The Rock. Austin because of the slight belt connection. The Rock to see how the promos would be between the two of them.

You know, I have to say this: People may not like Cena, but I'm glad that they switched him and Batista. Because now, all the "Classic" WWE Titles (WWE, IC, Tag, Women's) are on Raw, and all the "Newer" titles are on Smackdown (World, US, WWE Tag, Cruiser)

Maybe they're saving RVD's return to get revenge for the PPV of something. That's one of the only reasons I can think of to justify having a Count-out victory for Shelton tonight.

Nice little twist to the classic neckbreaker there.

JR mentioning Carlos Colon... Who, in Gorilla Monsoon's eyes, was a youngster in 1993.

And golden turd is better than brown turd. But it's still shit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank you, Poopsmith.

Well, there's the chance that RVD costs Carlito the title.

You have to give WWE credit for one thing: A foot fetish is better than necrophilia. They have improved on their fetishes somewhat.

This would have been a perfect reason to keep Kenzo Suzuki on the roster...Tajiri is about to be beaten by Masters, and Kenzo comes out to save his countryman or something like that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So you're saying you WANT a Masters/Kenzo feud...? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Let me put it this way: I didn't really hate the Undertaker/Giant Gonzales Mania IX match. Masters/Kenzo should be better than that.

This would have been a perfect reason to keep Kenzo Suzuki on the roster...Tajiri is about to be beaten by Masters, and Kenzo comes out to save his countryman or something like that.

Nah...he needs a character that matches his ring skills: Stinkor.

Ah good, a way kill of the audience: Chris Masters of the Universe

And why not Lawler with King's Court...or Bruti with the Barber Shop. Geez, just how many of these types of shows WERE there? O_o