ChrisMWaters

So it makes Kane beating him more impressive, I guess.

Well, either that, or he signed it like I've seen his "signature." Which...is actually regular writing...which takes longer than regular signatures.

This most likely means Kane will win.

...just noticed...Kane's "Gate" entrance video has Flair running in fear in it.

MOLLY AND HER SLAVE PLAN TO DESTROY THE EVIL BIMBO!

GC Soul Calibur 2 kicks ass. LINK THE SOUTHPAW KICKS ALL ASS!

Maybe Kane will eat the contract... Oh wait, getting bald/balding wrestlers mixed up here now.

Show's not over yet.

World's Strongest Slam? ...riiiiight.

HAH! New Music for the Storm!

That would be me.

I called this too!

I think I actually got the first verse..."Evolution is a mystery..." But Listerine is better, and gives off minty fresh breath. That reminds me.. When are they going to make Original Listerine flavored Pocekt Packs?

Called it!

I call an RKO...

...well, at least it was short. WIDOW'S PEAK HER, VICKY!

Some idiot in the crowd bowing to Moolah.

VICTORIA! WHOO! BUSINESS IS PICKING UP NOW!

Oh yeah...Moolah's 80th. Forgot about that...

Jackhammering Paul "The Giant Big Show" Wight?

Triple Threat, here we come.

YOU DIE NOW! *forces you to watch a film made by the combined directors of Coleman Francis, Sandy Frank, Roger Corman, Bert I. Gordon, the guy who made The Mullets, and Ed Wood*

Unless...double pinfall or something like that?

Hellen Keller

Cause that's logical