ChrisMWaters

Something you have to know about Nick...and I'll paraphrase the oddities entrance theme. "He's a little bit twisted, he'll gladly admit it!"

Hehehehehe, well, that COULD be it Andy. ^^

Poor Batista... First Brock comes to Smackdown, he gets fucked there. Then...wait...hang on... Steiner and Batista: Muscle Bound Freaks? New Tag Team?

Dawn's nice... But for some reason, I kinda want to see Tommy's new wife Beuhlah make a return to wrestling. ^^

Dawn Marie, Mistress of the Dark? That'd be interesting.

Hey, an Anthology commericial with someone that's STILL A PART OF THE COMPANY! Sure it's Lesnar, but still. ^^;

IT'S THE NOBLE-TONK MAN! *hums Honky Tonk Man's theme*

Maybe she was afraid that Benoit would shoot on her if she slapped him any harder. Either that, or Benoit didn't sell it as well to make it seem that way.

....another reason to hate Steph.

...holy shit, I just thought of something... Maybe STEINER is who Show was traded for!

I'm picturing a scene from Men in Black right now with Big Show. <Big Show>If you were half the man I am... <Will Smith>What do you mean show? I AM *HALF* the man you are!

Matt Hardy has the best opening vid. RIKISHI DRIVER HAS RETURNED!

Weird, I heard that Vince LIKES Kurt Angle. If that's showing he LIKES Angle, I'd hate to see what he does to people that he hates. So. Shane likes Angle. Vince likes Angle. Angle hasn't been pushed in over a year. Hunter is SO running that company. Change the first n in running to an i and then you'll have a truthful statement.

I doubt it. I don't think Captain Jiggly-pecs was too happy with the way that he was treated in WWF.

Yeah, the Steiner Screwdriver. I gave a few of my CAW's in the past that move as their finisher.

Thankye (takes a bow) Have to think of more lines for the song though.

(to the tune of "The Game" by Motorhead) It's all about the split, and don't you know it... They want the shows seperate so Monday Raw shows it!

I know who they could have signed into WWE that could have been better than Scott Steiner... ...DREW CAREY! (Sorry, was watching Royal Rumble 2001 again)

That could be interesting... Brock turns face, dumps Heyman. Then Heyman gets someone to get revenge on Brock. Who will he get? I'll give you a clue. "GORE! GORE! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"

Heh, another thought. Maybe he'll last as long as Buff Bagwell did under contract. THAT would be funny as hell, IMO.

You know, this brings up the question... Will commercials talking about Steiner's debut start showing tonight on Smackdown?

Hey...you're right...that COULD be the reason he was kicked out! ...then again, Gangrel was using that when HHH was still DX... Oh, and it's "Mysterious Red Liquid", remember?

You know something? If he were still in WWE, I could see Gangrel doing the promotional adds for Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance. Be a better choice than Kane, IMO.

Heh, nice post there Nick. Reminds me of the Simpson's episode where the Simpsons went to Australlia.

Why'd you mention Rikishi twice there? Though, Rikishi's only a D cup insted of DD....