DrVenkman PhD

The grammar thing was kind of a joke.

Yes, thank you.

Not one fucking mention of me in any of these rants. Gay.

Hiding a number long after the tl;dr portion doesn't count, 'Sault To me, the syntax here implies Mike made an offer of $50 to Leena for his own board. Perhaps you meant to say "Mike's offer for Leena to have the board was $50"? That said, I enjoyed The Simpsons reference.

That's how I roll.

Matt was nice enough to let me back in after Mike banned me and Cheech for abusing the power he refused to remove. Cheech was unbanned a long time ago, but for reasons I still have no answer on, I was reduced to a suspension and then banned within 12 hours of the suspension ending. I'm here to just check in on my old stomping grounds and maybe make the occasional post, but otherwise I'm happy elsewhere right now.

YKRG asked where I was and how I've been, so my views on him have changed. He's also about 63% of what goes on here and Mike would surely fire Matt for removing that traffic.

That post isn't numbered. Is it #66 or a bonus? I also don't understand why Mike was offering Leena money for his board.

Well don't forget the old "DiBiase wins the title at Mania IV until HTM bitches about jobbing to Savage" myth.

I do not know this "Venk" you speak of. My name is clearly "Dandy." Yeah bro, I'm the Venk-star around these parts. Well, that was fun.

Discuss!

Card as of March 21, 2009: WWE Title Match: Triple H © vs. Randy Orton World Heavyweight Championship Match: Edge © vs. The Big Show vs. John Cena Unified Tag Titles Match: World Tag Team Champions The Miz and John Morrison vs. WWE Tag Team Champions Carlito and Primo Colon WWE Intercontinetnal Championship Match: John 'Bradshaw' Leyfield © vs. Rey Mysterio Undertaker WrestleMania Streak Challenge Match: The Undertaker (16-0) vs. "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels Money in the Bank V: United States Champion MVP vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. CM Punk vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Christian vs. Finlay Extreme Rules: Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy Miss WrestleMania Battle Royal: 25 women from the past and present. ---- From today's Observer: Worth noting - he hasn't actually signed a deal yet, but it's assumed he will (otherwise they wouldn't have penned this scenario).

Didn't bother last month since it was all non-rare WrestleMania matches, but here we go - The Shorties Thread! The camel in the Iron Sheik segment is kinda scary. I've never really seen a camel show it's teeth like that and make all those noises. I remember watching the death of Boo Bradley's cat in September 06 as a Territory shortie but it's still pretty amusing. The SMW's commentator just puts his heart into selling this whole angle and Foley's promo about Boots The Cat changing the twisted life of Boo around is pretty funny. Beth Phoenix looks great as the host and it's neat to see her basically talking as a regular person.

You make good points, but the truth is boards evolve. Yes, some people show up because they can chat about Randy Orton or Wii Sports and do nothing more, but others learn that it's just one big internet community. You make e-bonds with people and learn more about them then you would just asking them what they thought funniest part of 30 Rock was. It's great that people came to this TSM for mindless (meant in the nicest way, honestly) chatter, but it's even more awesome that some learned of the community aspect of the forum. The Real TSM is all about keeping those people together. The past 48 hours have yielded some of the most fun I've had at a message board, and almost none of the 100 posts (yeah, that's a lot in 2 days) posts I've made were about wrestling or TV - just community. Something to consider.

I guess the secret is if we didn't out "Declassified" in the thread title, he didn't know to move it back.

GULAG'd! He sure showed me.

Oh SNAP, we've been giving a last warning. Dude, if you ban us, that's less revenue for hits.

Do mature people tell the staff "I'm not selling", then sell anyway?

What's this about rule #4, champ? Are you referring to the rules the previous administration you fucked over made?

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.

This - somehow - reminded me of that thread where everyone took turns posting a portion of Grandpa Simpsons' Shelbyville story. I wish I remembered what thread that happened in.

I'm proud of two things: 1. Lobbing the "Now we play the waiting game..." in the "Vader: Dead?" thread, which thankfully Bruiser Chong picked up on and demanded we play Hungry Hungry Hippos instead. 2. I can't remember where or how, but there was a thread that degenerated into a bunch of us quoting Grampa Simpson's story about onions (yellow onions, cuz of the war!). THAT was awesome.

I've been ripping it all evening. That was vintage Venkman wordplay that I didn't mean to post at this graveyard, so enjoy it folks!

Mania hype is in high gear!

No, not really. I don't even like that I'm still able to read this.