DrVenkman PhD

Hey, FroGG NeaL was supposed to say that! Although I've been told he's a honky.

The problem is...is that you people don't do a good enough job creating new topics. Same old topics is all I see. There should be a few new topics in each section everyday. Thats how you keep people interested in the place. Why don't you tell us some of your genius ideas for new topics? Wrestling: "Let's talk about: Favourite Authority Figures (none of whom abused their power as much as Czech)" Current Events: "Who is worse? George Bush or Czech?" Movies: "Top 10 movies about abusing your power - all of which should be starring Czech" Video Games: "Do you need the internet to play Xbox games online?"

What do you mean "you people"?

That's another thing that pisses me off. Someone once asked you where The Pit moved to, and your response was "DUH! Read my sig!". Some of us sit on TSM for 8 hours at work and have that stuff turn off, and it's certainly not worth turning on just to get a link. It's like when Matt Young told me Captain Oats was a wooden horse from a Fox show for teenage girls, implying I should have known this by looking at an avatar I can't see. Minor gripe though, so let's carry on.

WE GET IT. THE LARVAE GROUP CAN'T POST TOPICS. You're still able to do a fair amount of posting though. What's the problem? Not able to make a "Czech abuses his power" thread? TSM is all megathreads that people made eons ago anyway.

Aren't they the majority anyway?

I just got a weird look from people around me at work due to the legitimate laugh out loud I had over the name "Smules". SMULES~! meant to say it's a mandatory group all newbies are supposed to be to prevent newbies who are actually working for a movie studio joining and posting threads telling us to buy Cougar's Club on DVD.

The Larvae group is a mandatory requirement for all new signees. Sometimes the system fails us and people need to be manually re-assigned later. Grungy keeps speaking of it like it's a Gulag-esque punishment group. I wouldn't be surprised to find out he is a minority. Secret Info~!: The best part about all of this is he constantly is all up in Czechs grill about the Larvae thing - it wasn't even Czech that caught that the system forgot to assign him to that group.

I'd like to hear what FroGG NeaL has to say about all this.

You have to receive discs for streaming movies?

Once upon a time Not so long ago Grungy used to work on his posts TSMs been on strike Hes down on his luck...its tough, so tough Czech works the board all day Working as an admin, he decides who will stay For power - for power He says we've got to hold on to what we've got cause it doesn't make a difference If he abuses power or not We've got the larvae group and thats a lot For keeping down Punk - we'll give it a shot Whoah-oh! We're half way there Livin like a mod Take my advice and you'll make it - I swear Livin like a mod

Can we rename "No Holds Barred" as "Suburban Commando"?

Well I have heard stories about a fella named Calvin Moriarity ruining some message board.

If you came back from the grave, that would make you... from beyond the grave. Woah, are you Hotbutter playing a goof on us all!?

I enjoyed listening to Vince and JR rip this movie on a recent* Raw. Vince: "Hogan promised me that if the movie lost money he was gonna return his salary. I guess the check is still in the mail." Ross: "No Holds Barred? More like No Profit Allowed." *recent, meaning recently watched on WWE 24/7. I don't think I've ever seen the movie in full. Maybe most of it on TV, enough of it to think the idea of heroic Hulk Hogan murdering Kurt Fuller was a bit horrific. I got the same feeling watching the kids in "Santa Claus: The Movie" thinking sending John Lithgow to his death in space was a-ok. Suburban Commando? Awesome. I watched that movie so many times when it came out on video. I WAS FROZEN TODAY~! indeed. I went to a Summer Daycamp and was psyched when I realized 5 seconds in that we were watching Suburban Commando. I can't imagine that movie being as great without Hogan or Doc Brown or The Undertaker (allegedly, it was originally a Arnold/DeVito vehicle titled "Urban Commando"). And how many of your friends tried to survive the cold winter months by drinking antifreeze like Hulk Hogan? I guess those were actually a sad few months.

So one your TSMbstone, you want it to say: "Grungy Punk - November 4, 2008 - November 23, 2008. Discovered TSMpedia on November 21st, wished he found it on the 19th". Those are the memories you wish us to leave alone. That is an interesting choice. You are an interesting fella.

Tracy's line about everything going great with Jenna's father visiting ("but you weren't really here for that") was great too. I love me some meta humour. Though maybe that was just Meta-ish?

If you had to leave one lasting memory, what would it be?

That wacky Kurt Angle.

I notice that working late, my trips to TSM and Facebook yield no results because everyone is sleeping. I think TSM needs some sort of thread where bored people can make random comments. This sounds familiar though... I guess I go the idea from that time Marvin kept updating TSM on what he was doing while bored at work. So maybe it's not a good idea.

They really can't get it right up there can they?

I can't read the name "Rippa" without thinking of EAT A REEF.

Sensei I don't understand any of that. Is he a character like Stephen Colbert, or is he just that guy? I agree no apologies were needed, I was just joking there. At least about his KRF run. "badboi" was a debacle. Who are Pete and Rippa? SAND RIPPA? There was some amusing antics with KRF, but the badboi thing totally flew over my head and I had no idea what the joke was supposed to be.

What is the topic at hand anyways? Slurpees? I thought Slurpees and the fact bob_barron has yet to live a full life by enjoying one were the topic at hand in the dead friend thread? Seriously though, no slurpees OR DVD players? I'm not what makes bob more of a weirdo - the fact he's a celebrity stalker, obsessed with Disney Channel shows, or that. Good guy though. And who doesn't love the antics of London Tipton? I don't need a DVD player- I see all my movies in theatres. How do you watch your TV show commentaries?

That was some good stuff. Dwight was great and his perfect crime was really funny. I did find the whole thing with Toby a bit mean but at least Michael tried to back out of it. I got a kick out of the 911 pager thing - I had a REALLY dumb co-worker who pulled that shit on someone else at work about 4 years ago (pretty much for the exact same reason as Michael - he kept paging about stupid things so his calls were ignored). Ryan was also great as mentioned (noting he's not going to Thailand with people from a high school).