Your Paragon of Virtue

Seriously, Warlord might have been a horrible wrestler, but he comes off as a tough old guy especially with the beard. If they made him a brawler and let him beat the absolute shit out of useless hosses like Masters with just stiff punches and kicks he'd be over. Actually, that would be the perfect feud. He wouldn't go all out, but just some intense ass whoopin' would go a long way. It would also be different to the traditional style used by like 80% of the roster, and that would get him over immediately. He could be the everyman barroom brawler that is built like a brick shithouse. Everybody would love the guy, trust me. He could be crazy, but a lovable kind of crazy. Obviously don't go all out, but this is wrestling, some stiffness should be allowed. He probably won't be in the WWF, but if he is, this would be the route they need to take.

I actually wasn't going to, but meh, I don't really care that much at this point. I put too much effort in the last post. I should've pulled a KKK on that one.

So did Warlord show up, or do you know if he's gonna show up? That would get me to tune in for sure. No, I'm not being sarcastic.

What is American Folkstyle? I know Greco and Freestyle, but not that. What bonus and attempt at making passivity objective are you referring to?

Not that I'm picking on you or anything, but generally I would like to think that those that make racist jokes or comments have an understanding of other races. You know, like they make the culture a bit of themselves, something like that? I only say this because when come off as whitey mcwhiterson. EDIT: Just wanted to take out something where I accidentally put in that you're a racist, which I am fairly certain that you aren't. Just that something like this is offensive especially right after the event happens, and comes off pretty ignorant.

Pink is the new colour for thugs, because it shows that they are so secure in their thugginess that they can wear the most effeminate colour and still be badass. Seriously.

How old are you anyway, I always thought you were like 22 and that's not really late in terms of weight lifting. Lots of people don't start till they hit their twenties..

I'm glad someone else agrees I actually posted the picture of that guy the first time Agent posted his picture, but my comparison was no sold as well.

Agent is that guy from Scooby Doo, and Scream.

I would've put this in sports. I guess Rulon is done with MMA, which is a shame, as I'd say after reading his letter it sounds like all the rhetoric I hear when people bring up mixed martial arts. Good for the wrestlers I guess, good way for them to be professional athletes in a sport that they like, although I doubt this will last. Mainly because there's no satisfying ending in wrestling like a KO or a submission, so it's hard to find something to hook people that don't normally associate themselves with it.

I thought Ron Simmons was fired awhile back...

Ricky Steamboat works for the company?

For Bret, I think his work on TV was too good for 1997 to count, backstage politics or not. I'd have to say 1995. Moved from meaningless feud to meaningless feud, put on bad matches with bad workers. Pushed aside, along with everyone else, to make room for the clique. He started off and ended the year well, bookending the main events for the year, everything in between was pure crap however. The Rock - 1996. I don't think this one is arguable.

There is a difference between passive euthanasia and active euthanasia.

I heard the fight was worked, as if a 5'10 170 lbs guy has to take a fall against a giant like Choi, but there you go. Semmy Schilt either has crazy grip strength or Pete Williams is really weak. I've heard that he was the strongest fighter, so I'll go with the latter. That fight where he's literally holding onto him where Pete can't do ANYTHING is pretty hilarious, but I'm sure if I watched it again I'd be bored. That grip strength was no problem for Nog, though he is on another level all together. About Nate, he's in Randy's corner for pretty much all his big matches, I got UFC 49 the other day (prize from MMAEvolution, score) and I noticed him in there too.

How was the interview and general reaction to him? I also have to say that your picture in front of "sars" is one that I like. That was you wasn't it?

Wait, this isn't a thread on gay porn? All the dick-waving tells me otherwise...

What is happening to her is the most cruel thing in the history of the US? Shit, I'm too tired to make a Tony Schiavonne joke at this point.

No, turns out he was wrong. It definitely wouldn't be the first time.

I don't -- wipe those little bastards out before they exit the womb. Did I tiptoe over the line on that one?... Probably, you're against abortion but for killing gay babies. Not the best thing to put on your pamphlet. I don't know if I will be voting for you now.

Which tall German guy are you talking about?

The best was "the ground is cold, as in I have a cold, as in a virus, we need a virus!" The episode where South Park mocked that was gold.

yeah, Your Paragon Of Virtue must've masturbated to the fact that he got a compliment from Incandenza, I mean he's only been doing the whole "mommy look at me jump into the swimming pool" thing for how long now? I resent this comment.

I don't know if this would be considered short, but my favourite feud ever would probably be the Canada vs. USA feud of 1997.

ESPN Classic said Shula was a bitch to play for Well most of his players have said that he was great to play for, and I've read up on how much of a genuine guy he was, and how much the players liked that. He was hard on them, but being a player's coach doesn't mean being soft. Jimmy Johnson seems like he'd be a player's coach. Especially with the way he stomped on Flutie's son with all of them.