Your Paragon of Virtue

I was gonna say something, but decided not to. I'm still waiting for Marney to reply to what I said before. I will keep my hands clean of this one.

Since as we all know Banky is one the foremost contributors of Jazz in this forum. I'd like to say that I enjoy jazz, but I don't know much about it and would only be a guy that would read others' posts rather than make 'em.

*Looks at avatar* You were 21 in that picture? DAYUME~!

I pointed it out first, but I did it out of the blue. You put it up when he bragged about bashing a guy's brains in with a baseball bat like a fucking idiot, trying to look like a tough guy. I admit defeat.

How come when I pointed that out here, nobody went and checked that out? I had to bump that shit myself.

Well, he's already 74. It was bound to happen.

I still can't believe that you're a lumberjack. I didn't think those Canadian stereotypes were tru, but here we have a beer-swilling hockey loving lumberjack to prove me wrong. Did you apply for the job online?

What about MMA? For any of the sites you have, it doesn't matter...

Does anyone remember that documentary on UPW awhile back? It had Christopher Daniels, Nathan Jones, and this guy. He used to play for the Saints and trained for six months before the WWF picked him up. Daniels got a tryout match with WCW, which quickly folded after that.

This CLEARLY shows that he believes in the story of Newton and the apple, which NEVER happened. I assume you're being sarcastic. It's highly likely that the apple story is made out of the whole cloth, but Gould is obviously just using a well-known (albeit probably mythical) image for dramatic effect there. No, Galileo used an inclined plane and he rolled balls down it. Dropping things wouldn't have worked in any case because falling objects accelerate too quickly to easily measure. (I guess those history of science classes at St John's have turned out to be of some minimal use after all.) Sic is Latin for "thus." It is used to indicate an error, idiosyncrasy, or ambiguity in the original text that has been preserved in a quotation. &c is an abbreviation of "et cetera," which is Latin for "and others." Why? Albert Einstein said: "I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own - a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty." Einstein was like a genius too, y'know? That's gotta count for something as well, right? And in 1794, Thomas Paine wrote: "Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon that the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel." He was also like a genius, y'know? So are you going to dismiss the genius of Einstein and Paine in favour of Frye's because Frye said something more to your liking, or accept the fact genius in a particular field doesn't necessarily give instant validity to everything that comes out of a person's mouth? I know, I was just kidding. It's sort of like people who use the story of, say, David and Goliath, to illustrate a point. There's a well known story about either Galileo or Da Vinci dropping a bowling ball and a feather from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa and seeing them both fall at the same time. It's ridiculous on so many levels that I won't even touch it. The Christian thing is basically that I wouldn't get why you seem to show most hostility towards other Christians, and seem to argue against the existence of God when such a debate comes up. Einstein also said that: "The more I discover about the Universe, the more I feel that a higher power exists." He might've said God I don't remember, I'm just pointing out that he believes in something, whether it be the Christian version or not. I guess my comment would've implied that what Frye said should be taken as the BIBLE (heh), and that everyone else is wrong, but I was just offering a different viewpoint. A viewpoint that isn't represented much on the forum, that the Bible has much value that people don't give it credit for. I also believe that you can't take everything in it at face value, but most people tend to look at it too literally, which is the problem with most religions. Relating to Paine, I don't know much about the Old testament in general, and it admittedly is pretty ridiculous in terms of violence and such. That's why I can understand why so many people might dislike or hate it. The New Testament is pretty reliable though. I stand by this.

I could've sworn you said that in one of those threads in LSD where two-thirds of the board revealed themselves to be virgins. My bad. Looking it up, I've realised that I did, but sarcasm is hard to detect over the internet, and I totally didn't realize that there were other people on the board like that, so the joke wasn't as obvious anymore. Glad to hear The Prof has come through, bringing Charlton Heston to back up his argument. Yeah, like I said before, I was never planning on going through with it, but I found this thread hilarious, especially concerning shitting in a purse, so I decided to give my own story about weird women (and I use the term loosely) that we might know in life. I generally believe the stereotype of conservatives having higher morals and standards than Liberals. Correct me if I'm wrong. Not that I'm donig anything anymore, but what can be more than sex, like an actual relationship?

It's funny how most of the white people that laugh and would probably buy the game are the same who complain about reverse discrimination. The reason people would protest this game and not a game like Redneckopoly is because there are smart black people. Being a dumbass is pretty much the M.O. of a redneck. Big difference. With all that being said, I'd buy the game because I'm pretty insensitive towards most jokes about anything, and I'm not black, white, or even oriental like the guy who made the game. You mean people like that exist?! Yes, yes we do.

I'm not a role model. I don't recommend following my path. The girl in my situation never threatened suicide. Other than her dalliances with various narcotics, she was okay (as okay as one could be in that situation). And other than the occasional chat on AIM, I haven't seen or heard from her since. Oh, much better than high school. But didn't you say you were saving yourself for marriage for something? Fair enough. I don't know much about your life so I wouldn't be able to say. I think this girl's over it. I really wouldn't want to talk with her very much. She's beyond annoying. But, in my defense, the person getting used in the situation would be me. Besides, I think she's just a regular teenager, as I've had the opportunity to hit it back when she was a fun little punk rocker, a thugette, and now a manic-depressive. Didn't do it for the very reasons that I stated here, as my self-respect would probably wane. Glad to hear that, as I assumed that I would find more people in common with me in University, due to the much larger number. No offense to those that are saving it, as that's respectable. Nonsensical, yet respectable. When would I say such a thing about doing that for my own life? I recall none of this.

no You've got to be genuine. No half assed "no" where you didn't even bother to capitalize the N or leave a period after o. Fo' shame.

Just heard Invisible Kid, and the part where he's whining is HI-Larious. Oh man, what a joke, as bad as the lyrics were, the execution was WORSE.

Since you're confusing the hell outta me, I'm just gonna pass GO and get a free blowjob. A general question for all; I'm in University next year, how's the social life there, particularly with women?

Straight outta locash? Is that like Straight Outta Compton, but a parody? Because the best part of DMX is that he's 100% serious.

Oh, and when Incandenza tells you that a girl is too much of a headache to bother, than you KNOW you don't fuckin' bother. I'm just waiting for IDRM to say no.

My brain and heart says no, but my penis says YES! STD's are not cool though, so my penis may say NOOO after all...

I would just like to say that Stephen Jay Gould can't be trusted. Why? Well he likes to believe in something we know FOR SURE to be a myth: This CLEARLY shows that he believes in the story of Newton and the apple, which NEVER happened. On tap for later, the famous Italian guy who dropped a bowling ball and a feather from the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Or did he?! *Cue ominous music* I don't really have much to add, except that whenever Marney posts I get confused about a few things: 1) I don't know what about (sic) means, although I'm sure others use it too. 2) Ditto for &c. 3) I've never really seen her DEFEND Christianity on the boards, and she's almost always knocking it. Which confuses me the most. Oyveh. All I have to say is that while the Old Testament is largely a book of *contextual* stories, that the New Testament is more reliable than most people give it credit for. Finally, Northrop Frye called the Bible the "most important and Greatest literary book EVER~!", and he's like a genius, y'know? That's gotta count for something.

Your dog is here~! *DMX growls* Your dog is here *DMX barks* YO! yo yo! yo yo yo yo! yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.... That might be my favourite part of the song, and I'm going to go d/l Invisible Kid right now.

Whoa guy, who the fuck is that? Is he as bad an actor as DMX? Doubtful, Earl has him beat. DMX would make a bad ass cover of that. Invisible Kid WHAT~! Never see what he did WHAT~! WHERE MY DOGS AT~! You get the idea.

Thank you all for the profound advice that you have given me. When I asked for specific posters I forgot to mention DrTom and IDRM, who are both a genius and a sex offender, respectively. Just to point out, she's a "reformed" whore. So she's basically a whore. Should that matter? If I did anything would my self-respect just drop? I'll just add a few things in response to everyone else: I'm pretty sure she's just a pity whore, which is why she told me she cut her wrists twice. Either that or she's a dumbass. Who fails at killing themselves? Unless you're trying to something spectacular, but slitting the wrist is simple and very UNspectacular. She tried cutting her wrists twice and failed. She FAILED. She could NOT put a BLADE INTO HER WRIST and SKIM IT DOWN. Either that or she chickened out. I don't mind if she's mind-numbingly stupid, because let's face it, that has some positives. But at least have some balls to fin....on second hand, don't. If I drank her blood, I'd have to start wearing white make-up and start listening to Rammstein while I shoved flaming spiked dildos up my ass. So no. Well, she wouldn't actually kill herself. She said that she's manic depressive though, but doesn't want to see a psychiatrist because she's afraid that people might think she's crazy. Right. When I told her about free drugs, she said that she had a problem with them before and REALLY doesn't want to get into it again. So I said what about the free drugs? Either she's full of shit, or I'm cynical. I'm betting on the former. DrTom is a smart man, but I'm beginning to think his plans are more sarcastic than he's letting me in on. I mean, the guy seems to have too many morals to actually suggest that stuff. Kinetic, like I said, it probably is a ploy for attention. But as she is a *reformed* whore, and although she is clean, would it be smart for me to hit it? It's not abused but it's been used. Of course, that could just be sexism on my part since it would be perfectly okay for me to have sex with countless women. Bauhaus? Try Gob, Good Charlotte and all that other crap. To BX, I wouldn't want to rob that shit. Fuck, the main reason I might not go through with this is because through whatever it is that we do she wants to play Mudvayne and Slipknot. Forget losing self-respect over the way I treat my body, I stopped listening to that sort of shitty music like six years ago. I'd feel degraded to have said that I once did it with some chick while listening to "People=Shit". Ugh.

Title says it all. I wonder what kind of excuse the UFC Fanboys will come up with over at Sherdog now, since they always talk about how great the UFC HW Division is. It's not like the roids made a difference anyway though...

I was just about to reply, that the reason he took it was not for performance but so that he could look good AFTER the fight. It was a pure cosmetics thing, as it didn't help him in the fight. It's also funny how he talked all that smack with all of this looming in the back of his head. Finally, he's got to be a dumbass, like all athletes that take steroids, when they know that after the fight they will be TESTED! I can't stress this enough people.