Your Paragon of Virtue

This thread can't die. Ummm, when this goth girl I knew told me that she was thinking of slitting her wrists and ending her life I sent her this: http://maddox.xmission.com/suicide.html Only three weeks later, her name on MSN Messenger is "I'm going to paint a picture, a picture with a twist, I'm going to use a razor and paint it on my wrists" (Something she's attempted twice she *says*), and than she asks me to hook up with her next Thursday and that I can do whatever I want with her. What would Kinetic/Inc do?

Apparently the files for this PPV are floating around on the net, I don't know if it would have English commentary because I doubt that they'd show it since it hasn't occured in North America yet. Regardless, I'm curious to know if anyone on this board has any idea of where to get it?

No public education over here boss. Product of the T to tha C to tha MOTHAFUCKIN DSB~! WHERE DA HOOD AT~!

Why wasn't my school informed of this "Opposite Day"? It would've helped justify ALOT of things. And JMA, for the record, I've only seen you have the one you got now.

Paging Chave, OlympicheroRVD. Here's a note guys, if you REALLY want Banky to like you, you'd serve best to make up your own insults and not just repeat the ones he's already used. *patiently awaits jokes that include being a senior, being at a bar, or perhaps even going to an ivy league school* Don't let me down, you clowns. So a senior at an Ivy League school walks into a bar....

Liar.

Hey, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Heh, I actually laughed at that one.

If TC didn't say anything, I probably would've clicked on it.... ... as it's just an alternative link to the SAME PLACE, THAT OF THE BOARD THAT THOSE GUYS CREATED. IT IS BY NO MEANS A LINK TO A GAY PORN SITE BY NO MEANS AT ALL.

He just presses a pedal. Audioslave is currently the band that I hate the most.

It's all about Hortense.

The best solos are generally slower or shorter, because they normally aren't pretentious and every note actually means something in the context of the song. There are exceptions to the rule of course.

I think what he's basically saying is why do you guys still watch it. Lots of cynical people in here.

Calm down, stop taking the internet so seriously guy. Just go out and drink or something. It is what you do after all. I don't like the angle you're playing, Paragon. I'm from Canada. They say I'm slow...eh Seriously, what?

I'm pretty sure he was joking. I *highly* doubt that he'll actually smoke it. I hope so anyways.

Sadly, I only dip in the far latter. I think I need to find a new hobby.

Calm down, stop taking the internet so seriously guy. Just go out and drink or something. It is what you do after all.

Shut up, I'm cool, I drink. I'll even post pictures to prove it. But I'm only a sophmore....drinking at the bar is what only "Seniors in College" do. Yeah, that's true. But sophomores have lots of sex. So at least you have that going for you. What is it that freshmen do? Well, drinking is for seniors, sex is for sophmores, so cybering is for freshman. But I'm a senior in high school. What is it that *I* do?

I'm friends with Banky. Considering how you've never met him, I'd say you're reaching pretty far. how do you know I've never met him? Lumberjacks don't have time for friends. I've known Banky long before that. We haven't met but we could have. I consider him a friend. I consider Zack Malibu, SPiderpoet, Alfdogg, Agnes, SOme Guy, Sass, and Dutch all friends too. God knows I've wasted enough hours talking to them. Though I've spent more time Talking to Tim then to all the others combined. He'll never admit it, but we're bosum buddies. Dude, no need to defend yourself to me. It's all good.

Shut up, I'm cool, I drink. I'll even post pictures to prove it. But I'm only a sophmore....drinking at the bar is what only "Seniors in College" do. Yeah, that's true. But sophomores have lots of sex. So at least you have that going for you. What is it that freshmen do?

I'm friends with Banky. Considering how you've never met him, I'd say you're reaching pretty far. how do you know I've never met him? Lumberjacks don't have time for friends.

I'm friends with Banky. Considering how you've never met him, I'd say you're reaching pretty far.

Cornell may be a loser, but Banky looks like an even bigger one. You are in need of a life.

I remember at school one of my friends had caught an episode of "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" and it was an episode that had Tito Ortiz in it. He had basically called out Mike Tyson and my friend had said he was an idiot since Tyson would rock him. When I started to use logic and tell him that Ortiz would beat down Tyson he just said "UFC? That shit's gay." That's just one example. I'm sure others have had to deal with it as well, so how do you respond? I was just wondering because this topic is sort of taboo (and I use the term loosely) around valid MMA discussion, yet I'm sure most of you have heard it. I guess you could say that this is akin to the "Pro wrestling is fake and they aren't athletes" crap.

I meant it's scary that the guy actually believes that if you're signed you're better than someone who isn't. Again, I'm too cynical to believe that someone could be so far behind in the game, so to speak.

You're reaching here. He has yet to put up numbers that impress you, and it's only his second season? The fact that he ripped apart Green Bay IN Lambeau in the playoffs means nothing? The fact that the team was terrible before he got there and now has high hopes for the future means nothing? He didn't break his leg, if he had he'd be out a lot longer. A fracture isn't nearly as severe. Besides, he didn't break it with his "style of play". It was a freak play. Did I miss all those other quarterbacks that had broken their legs while scrambling around? In fact I can't remember anythign specific, except for Joe Theismann (whom we all know loved to run around). He has two years of experience in the league, give him some time to learn the game and stop making mistakes that young guys generally make. How do YOU know he could have just thrown it for fifteen yards? Do you think he might have just thrown it for fifteen yards? Maybe he realized that he has no targets and that they're probably covered? This year they finally got a talent in Peerless Price, whom himself isn't used to the primary coverage, as he was helped alot in Buffalo when they had Moulds. He hasn't been able to throw to him either. So you saw a few plays where Warrick Dunn ran with some power. Not every play is offensive genius. TJ Duckett was probably tired or something. It appears as if you're making a judgement after watching a handful of plays. He has one of the strongest arms in the league, can run like a Wide Receiver and does it all with a team that would be painfully bad (as witnessed by their play this season) if he wasn't there. THAT is why he deserves the press, that, and the fact that he's black. Kidding.