Your Paragon of Virtue

Me: I'll fucking kill you! Jingus: You're gonna kill me? Me: No I'm just kidding Just don't kick my dog ever again....or else

My Jingus=Bush post/joke got no-sold. NO SOLD~! Must I make myself clearer?

Jingus is pulling a George W. Bush on us. ZING~!

Don't you all know? Mr.X spooky secret agent man was killed by Barry Windham. How quickly we forget.

Holy shit alot of people posted in between me and Black Tiger.

It's in the wrestling death thread, and it's on like the last couple of pages or something.

Well, isn't it illegal for any of you guys to do tape trading? Whether it be puroresu, WWF, whatever, that's wrong too isn't it? I'm seriously asking because it's so rampant anyway, and also it's a little hypocritical of him to rat you out when it's obvious he didn't order all those Puro tapes legally. I'm sure he feels that since it's a struggling promotion that they deserve the money, but that doesn't change what I said before, and I doubt that if ROH did hit the big time that they would change their feelings on people pirating their tapes anyway. Never traded a tape myself though, so it don't mean shit to me.

The picture of you eating the Pita sandwich thing in the picture folder makes you look like Dave Attell, I just didn't say anything at the time.

You must post this.

Nothing at all. Why bring it up. Nanks' musical favourites include Saliva, Linkin Park, and Good Charlotte.

hate to break it to you, but 'gratuitous sax and senseless violins' is painfully unfunny. It's like the Be Sharps *cue laughter*, gets less funny each time you hear it *No laughter*. It doesn't soudn very clever or anything either, and it probably doesn't make sense. Never heard the album, but are sax' and violins the main instruments used? Probably not. That alone knocks down it's appeal. I think most of the names in here are people's favourites due to their weirdness and obscurity. So I'll just go with OK Computer and tell you all to fuck off.

He flies, wears green felt, and beats up pirates. Care to guess?

Regardless, I was trying to get him to admit that it was the *gasp* WRITER'S fault and not Goldberg's for not spearing the week of. To use that as a reason to hate Bill would be stupid, and it's insignificant. Fans are happy he speared Bisch, I'm sure. Imagine how much worse it would be if he did spear him the week of and didn't listen to the writers? Makes you wonder if the guy is simply trying to MAKE UP reasons to hate the poor guy.

I think he attacked Bisch b/c Bisch made Orton his partner against HHH/Flair He sure waited long enough to attack him. By my count, he had two weeks, including three Raw brand shows to get at him. If it was such a pressing issue, why wait? Yeah, house shows. Good idea. Actually, I meant a Heat, a Raw and a Heat/PPV that he neglected to beat Bischoff up at. You realise that it's scripted right? It's asinine to complain about something that the character does. I don't understand why I can't look at a situation logically. The Incident with the surprise tag partners was a full two weeks before the spear. If this was such a pressing matter that he attacked him, why wait so long? So than you're complaining about the product. Fair enough. Now the better question is who are you complaining about?

I love Bret man, he's the guy that got me hooked on wrestling. But no person who wasn't affected by a concussion would say something like this. Hell, now that I think about it, the only other guy who praises Undertaker's work is Foley, and his list of head injuries speaks for itself. I wonder if I drop myself on my head that I'll dig Taker? he's got quite a great reputation among the people he's worked with over the years in general, despite the smark hate. shawn michaels said he's the easiest guy to work with he's ever wrestled. Too bad the matches are terrible for the rest of us. I don't know about recently, but career-wise he's been pretty bad, except for those couple of series in 96-97 when he feuded with Bret and Shawn. Diesel left the WWF and never had a good match again, coincidentally when he stopped wrestling....Bret and Shawn. Go figure.

Most wrestlers are on roids, but in Professional Wrestling that's not really as big a problem, since it's not like it can enhance their performance or anything. It doesn't give them an advantage, it shouldn't even be an issue. UNLESS you were worried about their well-being. Well, you wouldn't really be Vince Mcmahon than right? He still has that carny attitude, as in his fans are fools and his workers are just that, workers. They don't even have a fucking union. I guess the fact that he's a jackass would explain why he can't handle any sort of publicity in the "legit" media. I felt ashamed to be a fan of the WWE after what he did to Armin Keteyian(Obvious SP~!). Yeah, I know I'm beating a dead horse calling him an asshole, but still, you have to mention it when talking about steroid use. He's aware of it, but does he care? Obviously not. The WWE is terrible, and there's not much in the way of an alternative, so I guess that means no wrestling for me. Oh well. *Waiting for MMA to screw him over*

I love Bret man, he's the guy that got me hooked on wrestling. But no person who wasn't affected by a concussion would say something like this. Hell, now that I think about it, the only other guy who praises Undertaker's work is Foley, and his list of head injuries speaks for itself. I wonder if I drop myself on my head that I'll dig Taker?

I think he attacked Bisch b/c Bisch made Orton his partner against HHH/Flair He sure waited long enough to attack him. By my count, he had two weeks, including three Raw brand shows to get at him. If it was such a pressing issue, why wait? Yeah, house shows. Good idea. Actually, I meant a Heat, a Raw and a Heat/PPV that he neglected to beat Bischoff up at. You realise that it's scripted right? It's asinine to complain about something that the character does. I don't watch anymore admittedly, but unless he attacked Bischoff in real life(which wouldn't be justifiable at all) than you come off as an idiot. What's next, are you gonna get mad at Brock Lesnar for turning on Kurt Angle and hurting him? It's the same idea really. Goldberg is the last bankable star left in the WWE, now that the Rock won't be coming back. Even if he did come back, he wouldn't be able to do much other than pop a rating here and there. If he became an actual STAR and came back, than he would be good for business, but he wouldn't come back than would he? Goldberg is the reason why WCW survived as long as it did. Notice how people complain about his push, etc. But they conveniently forget that the company's status plummeted and never recovered after his first loss. I'm sorry, if Al Snow was given that kind of push than the company would fail pretty quickly, as disbelief would not be suspended for very long. People complain about his mic skills, as if him talking a little is a bad thing. People don't want to hear him go on long spiels, they just wanna see him give cheesy action film one liners and than spear the fuck out of the other guy. Nothing wrong with that. Goldberg is the only chance WWE has at getting out of this rut, whether you like it or not. At least on the RAW side of things. But Kurt and Brock aren't really proven draws anyway, so a case can be made for the whole company.

It wouldn't explain Owen's death, and that was generally the problem.

Yeah, which is why I mean that JoTW wasn't directing that at you. It seemed as if you thought he was telling you to SHUTUP FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FATHER~! Whatever. Can we just agree that he's a jackass and live happily ever after? To stay more closely to the point of the thread, there's a difference between the government doing something stupid like freedom fries, and just some dumbass making this deck of cards. While the fact that his book is a best seller is pretty pathetic, I'm sure there are examples in the US as well. Not nearly on the same level though, as saying that 9/11 was plotted by the military is just sad.

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FATHER SHUT UP! Um, he did. Big deal. I have also gone on record when someone rips Bill a new one, too. OH I GUESS I SHOULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE MY POST MORE MENACING -- ROAR!... I thought he typed that because that's what Bill said on the show. He acts like a jackass a lot, which makes one wonder as to why he's taken seriously. Wait a minute, does ANYONE on this board take him seriously?

What's up with the Jimmy Fallon hate? He's just another dumb jock humour kind of guy, sort of like Adam Sandler back when he did the show. I also never knew Tina was originally the co-head writer of the show. Unfortunately she had to actually get in front of the camera too. I admittedly don't watch it regularly though, and haven't caught a full episode in a long time. I miss the days of Will Ferrell. Anybody check out the DVD he has out, Best of SNL?

That's what I'm getting at the Sherdog MB. Randleman is only ten pounts lighter, and as one can tell by just LOOKING at them, he is definitely the stronger one. I see Cro Cop getting tossed around ala Fedor and Heath. Heath is heavier, but Fedor has that short compact build that you can use to just manhandle your opponent. With all that being said though, if Cro Cop makes quick work of Randleman, I will mark the fuck out. He's getting a little cocky though, as he just wanted to fight with little to no preparation. He said he wouldn't need a long time to fight, even though he's focusing on Fedor. I think this is like a test, but he seems to be underestimating his opponent way too much. Unless he's taking some sort of secret wrestling juice, his ground game is worlds apart from either Fedor or Randleman. The fact that Alexandre might be in the mafia scares the shit out of me. I don't know why. I'm sure Fedor tried to help his little bro out, show him the ropes and such. That's just fucked up.

I wondered what happened to Assuerio, but here you go. I saw him domintate at Pride 17, and never heard from him again. I think there's a funny story behind it, as Hume was invited to watch the match and explain how a Pride judge scores a fight, and than the match ended in 17 seconds. For those wondering, Alexandre is Fedor's brother. I've also heard rumours of him being tied into the Russian Mafia. Cro Cop wanted to fight and said he doesn't need that much time to train. Some are calling him arrogant, but if the rumours are true and X turns out to be Kevin Randleman, he may be in over his head.

She dated the Phantom. You *wish* you were a Superhero.