Your Paragon of Virtue

Okay, I'll put down a list of bands, and put what kind of metal I think it is as well. Feel free to school me if you need to: Metallica - Thrash In Flames - Progressive/power Slayer - Speed, death maybe? Cradle of Filth - Death Just four, what would you guys classify others, like Maiden, Soulfly, or Dimmu Borgir?

As stated before, that's not the real story. Hogan was asked to come back, and job to Lesnar at SS2002. He wanted to go over to get his heat back. Vince isn't THAT stupid. Now Hogan is interested in going to Japan, or so I hear...

What's the reason for this, and how did the joke originate? I am unsure about it, and while I generally know of most typical stories like this(Softball, squeegee incident, scissors, etc.), this is one that I've seen countless times yet know nothing about. Can someone shed some light? Just realized all those incidents involved Sid looking like a dumbass On a side note, does anyone know why Sid was afraid of Brian Pillman, about half his size ?

Thanks for the info. But on another note, is that kind of like shredding the same three notes over and over? I too get confused by how to generalize metal, and am often verbally ripped apart if I don't put Slayer into the right sub genre of Metal, along with other bands. Metal elitists suck for the most part, unless they are being elitist about how good the music may be, and not what to call it and how to generalize it. As far as I'm concerned, as long as it's quality, I will listen to it.

Yo Sassquatch, NBA players have it waaay easier than wrestlers do

I highly doubt that he'd bang Stephanie anytime soon either...

^^^Should go check out www.bobbyeaton.com for the best webpage music EVER~!

Oh fuck off....

What about the girl's *actual* father?

Afraid to ask, but anyone here like South Park? Simpsons used to be my favourite show, and Family Guy's more recent episodes blew the new Simpsons eps away IMO. But for whatever reason, South Park to me seems to overshadow both, if only due to the fact that it's educational for the whole family, yet wrapped in some of the crudest humour you could find. Besides, where else would you learn that the rainforest is evil?

^^^Just admitted to doing full fledged harcore pr0n.

Seriously? I didn't know you were that close to actually becoming a wrestler. That's kind of cool that those guys actually approached you though...

^^^Knows the hotspots

Where did you find the picture of that dude in the mullet anyway? He looks pretty hilarious.

I was bored so as a joke I was wondering if I could reply to an Ask Metal Ed article with my own question, just to try it. It said I can't because I am not authorized to or whatever. So I am asking if there is a way to change that?

Oh shit. I totally forgot that this is basically Rage Without Zach. My bad... Still, Madden rules it.

^^^Will soon tell me whether a visit to Cali or Texas would be worth it or not...

You're a HOSS BAH GAWD~! Seriously, send an application down to Good Ol' JR, you should have no problems...

^^^Probably not originally from Texas...

^^^Probably the only person from Texas who knows where Manchester is...

I have a feeling that I know what triplets and gallops are, but I don't know that they're *called* triplets and gallops. Care to elaborate?

It took you awhile. But you're no longer recognized for being a big fan of Nirvana. In fact, I'm sure most people probably forgot about that, if it wasn't for your screen name. No, you are now as the funniest prankster I know, and the guy that should be next in line for the Jackass push...

Honest to God, that's the first original joke in this thread. Funny too. The original Nova joke sucks. He ain't got nothin on Sid...

I never said I was generally good at sports because I was skinny, but it does help since it gives you a good sense of conditioning. Now, will someone tell me if you measure penis size by when it's flacid or not, because that's a topic..... that I'm sure *others* around the board feel inadequate and insecure about

^^^Glad someone else didn't post just before I did, thus making for an awkward situation...