Your Paragon of Virtue

Not to sound odd, but when someone mentions penis size, are they talking about when it's flacid? One inch at its largest seems too small, yikes....

Hmmm, I always had an odd feeling that the sniper was some guy who was bitter after being discharged out of the military. This was sort of like his revenge. Weird, still.

What's the reason for this, and how did the joke originate? I am unsure about it, and while I generally know of most typical stories like this(Softball, squeegee incident, scissors, etc.), this is one that I've seen countless times yet know nothing about. Can someone shed some light? Just realized all those incidents involved Sid looking like a dumbass On a side note, does anyone know why Sid was afraid of Brian Pillman, about half his size ?

In other words, a nice Super Bowl run would erase years of suckitude, and would leave them with what they need most: ESTABLISHMENT~!

Either Conan Victoria Park(wtf), or Conan sunny glenway Yeah, they both suck.

Duran Duran sucks for the most part, as does Human League, and I only know one song from Flock of Seagulls and the fact that they wore women's blouses in the video is a little unappealing. All those shows you listed sucked as well. Pierce Brosnan probably would rather be remembered as the guy in Mrs.Doubtfire, as opposed to the guy from Remington Steele, and THAT's saying something. I agree with Kinetic. The only good thing about the 80s to me personally is the fact that I was "spawned". Other than that, it's all kinda bleh.

For whatever reason, Tampa Bay fans just don't seem as passionate as the rest of the league, barring a few. They fall into the same category as teams like Carolina, and Arizona as fans who just don't give a shit unless the team is winning.

Hey now. Trent Dilfer is a winner, and he's competent. Dilfer+Dominating defense=SUPER BOWL~!

^^^Registered on my birthday

They will most likely construe this as controversy, and will use it as positive news since the angle got people talking. Oyveh..

Soooo... I was just wondering how many posts you need before you can customize your title. I thought it was a thousand, but than ^^^ has one with 566 posts. I....am....lost.

You no-sold my question *and*suggestion...ass Baseball doesn't count. I mean I watch and casually follow it, but it isn't a *sport*. It's more like a hobbie, along the lines of Darts or Billiards. How about football? Who's going to win the Super Bowl? As always, there's never a safe bet halfway through the season(Practically), since the NFL is the very definition of parity. I would like the Pack as a realistic goal, Buffalo is always the dream. Safe money is on the Raiders in my opinion....is what I would have said a couple of weeks ago before the Rams game. So yeah, no clue. I will just leave you with evidence that there is a God; Favre is hurt, looks like he will break the *streak*, but he has a bye, as if there is some sort of divine intervention. Eh, it sounded cool when I first thought of it.

So it's been awhile. How did that shift go? Any interesting stories to pop up?

HBK16, you can turn this into another one of those asking threads. So what are you taking in school, hmm?

Kind of late, but still funny that all the teams you wanted to win, all lost. Ah well, the Bills won, making me happy:D

Leena, I think you misunderstood. I am not talking about a costume, I'm talking about stupid things to DO. I guess my costume is me(A HOOLIGAN~!), so the logical thing to do would be to give me some hooligan-ish things to do, in order to have some fun.

I'm probably going to do something stupid on Halloween, but I can't think of what. Suggestions?

^^^Is still a sexy bitch

^^^Is a fellow La Parka Marka(Lame yeah)

What's up with the crappy Canadian culture references? I can think of many reasons as to why Canada isn't as embarassing a country to live in as the US. When you're talking about North America, that is your yardstick.

Geez, not to sound mean or anything, but I see why everyone hates you. I just think that Raw would suck no matter who was writing because it is pretty much filled with lacklustre workers (barring a handful), and HGH. Bad combination.

Hehe, I didn't think my outburst of anger directed at SOAD "fans" would've gotten so much attention. Well I don't blame SOAD, there's just a lingering feeling that I can't get into the band because of their fans. I still like them, sorta, but I think it can be so much more if I went to a different school. It's just a case of other people viewing them way too highly, and giving them way too much credit. I can't give them a fair judgement, basically. C'est la vie. EDIT: What's up with that "No French" rule in the Church of No Maam anyway? I just read that, and that's what popped into my head. Just curious.

^^^Is in denial of the fact that she has small arms:lol:

Yeah Korn sucks balls. Anyway, the thing with SOAD is that they're one of those bands whom I can't get into because of their fans. All these Armo kids at school who didn't even know who the fuck they were a year ago, all of a sudden getting all proud and shit and calling them the best band ever. So much so that they picked up a guitar, learned some SOAD songs, than realized there's alot more to playing than tablatures, alot more to playing which is actually difficult. This caused their guitars to either collect dust, or for those idiots to learn more songs, even though they can't play one scale. In short, fuck their fans and their stupid asses. I can't actually say anything about SOAD, their image is tarnished due to the stupidity of those that I mentioned previous. That is all.

Indeed it does. I guess the conversation doesn't make me slow, but in turn it explains how she knew I didn't watch X-Files. I've watched an episode here or there, but very few are ones that I actually remember. There was one about some guy with a tail, and how he impregnated all these other women giving them babies wih tails. That was weird.