Conspiracy_Victim

That does not make me want to spend $600. It makes me want to run to my room and hide under a blanket.

So I finally get to Toy 'R Us and I don't see any copies of Bully. Thinking they sold out of the shelved copies, I ask one of the floor guys. He goes into the back and digs around to no avail. He finally talks to a floor manager who tells him that they sent their copies of Bully back because it was too violent. Meanwhile Scarface, Godfather, GTA: SA and GTA: LCS are all sitting on the shelves. I mentioned that to the sales associate, who didn't have an answer (not that I expected one). I ended up getting Kingdom Hearts 2, Okami, and Splinter Cell DA (360 version). I'm hoping Okami lives up to what I read in the Okami thread. Plus, I order the .hack/GU special edition. Should be here in a week or so. That should give me a chance to finish the first series so I can unlock everything on GU.

Yeah, Buzz Bunny's good for some laughs just for his Quentin Tarantino-esque dialog. The second one is creepy, which is the point I suppose.

The end of the world An amusing lighthearted piece. Not LOL! funny but I found it humorous.

I like Joe's theme. To me, it sounds menacing and understated. It fits heel and face Joe.

OK I'll give Hoyt props for the moonsault. That was an impressive visual. Tha Van Hoytinator, not so impressive looking.

Lance Hoyt vs. Abyss?? Yuck.

So what happened? I'm assuming Ludder won, but I fell asleep about halfway through the second round. Considering all the commercials built this fight up as a war, it was boring as shit.

That's what I was thinking. The whole premise just didn't make a whole lot of sense. Plus at the beginning you could see guys holding onto the ropes waiting for someone to grab them and pull them off. Just kind of exposed the business a bit. All in all I suppose it wasn't that bad though. Came off better than what the spoilers made it sounds like.

This is very awkward looking.

I'm torn as to which is my favorite finisher, the Canadian Destroyer or the Cop/Gringo Killer. I *heart* head drops I guess. Way to build up the Naturals. Have AMW beat the crap out of LAX before the match then they still basically get squashed. "German snuff films"? Dude, Nash, what happens at home stays at home.

After looking at the recap to open the show, what the hell was Sting wearing at BFG? He looked like he belonged in an Adam Ant video.

Hey Burnett if you think you hit a stud in the wall and bounced back 3 feet, you might not want to hit the wall in the exact same place. They might want to let the guys out once in a while. I think they're starting to crack a little bit. Shit them watching the last season's finale reminded me of how annoying I find Kendall Groves. Immature asshole. I had to go find his fight with Joe Riggs to make me feel better.

Shit, even if I weren't a wrestling fan I'd watch if there was a decent chance K-Fed gets his ass kicked. Plus, Federline cuts a damn good heel promo (relative to most of the rest of the roster).

I know, but the 4999 before it didn't have much sense to them, so why should number 5000?

Ummm....ok then. And in honor of my 5000th post, I'd like to post this picture. Thank you. Thank you.

THANK You! That was going to bug me.

I think he won it Puerto Rico somewhere along the line. *Tries to remember the "Phantom IC reign", but can't recall where it "happened"*

Because he is the master...And the Ruler...OF the squirrels... EFA

No bet. Bischoff gets to go off on how Vince treated him like shit and tried to bury his book. I'm having problems seeing Eric as a face though. I'm hoping his bitterness helps mitigate the face status somewhat.

Mongo McMichael.

Even Piper got to use the Bionic Elbow! Really though Flair only needs one legend.

The Amerwican Dweam backing Ric Flair? Huh?

I await the day when the Cry-Baby match is featured on the "this week". Judy Bagwell on a pole match.

Remember when Eugene was a fan favorite and was winning main event matches? Me niether.