Conspiracy_Victim

AIR TRIPLE HAITCH!

Finsihed it. Played as a soldier/shock trooper and did as many of the sidequests and planet exploring as I could before I tackled the main quest, so I was kind of overpowered for most of the main quest (finished up at level 49 I think). I spent most of the time partied with Ashley (backup fire support) and Tali (repairs and hacking, but I got her shotgun level fairly high for offense) and pretty much steamrolled everything. I didn't use Kaiden or Liara at all, and used Garrik and Wrex sparingly (although Wrex was actually a pretty good hybrid soldier/biotic). The plot was better than most movies Hollywood puts out, and the conclusion is satisfying while making the sequels obvious. I think it's planned on being a trilogy anyway. Plus, Bioware even threw in the inevitable romance angle that was OK, although Ashley's lines got a little painful when she started getting close to you. Plus, realistic buttcrack OMG! All in all, I enjoyed it and might go back and play as a renegade so I can be a dick to everyone. Playing the nice guy sucks, I'd like to try waving my gun at everyone and hanging up on the asinine council when they get on my nerves. EDIT: Forgot to add that those driving elements were about to drive me insane. Why did the designers feel the need to put everything on top of a mountain? A really STEEP mountain? I guess to increase the challenge, but it just irritated the shit out of me.

Dusty Baker is looking forward to using him 100 times a year. Gotta keep his arm loose ya know.

Yeah I thought that was pretty silly. A bad ass assassin who can climb walls and can cross Jerusalem without touching the ground can't dog paddle to shore if he falls out of a boat. But hey, you couldn't swim in the GTA series until.... San Andreas wasn't it?

I'm sorry. I SEE what you typed here, but I don't comprehend it.

Jericho's going to hyperventilate if he doesn't slow down.

I can now start wearing my "Jerichoholic" T-shirt again.

Jon Bon Jovi has come to save the WWE!!!!

Steal your own TV. That'll show 'em I'll have to break out a window or two first to get the TV out. I lock my doors.

We've got 15 minutes left and a commercial break. I want Jericho or I'm rioting. Yes I know it's pointless to riot in my own house, but that will just show how upset I will be with WWE if they screw with me on this.

I believe he asked for his release and they're going to grant it shortly.

Kelly Kelly even tops Maria in this. As does Torrie. How she's managed to hang around as long as she has and not learned to do anything in a ring I'll never know.

I rewound it, and it looked like Jillian did land knees first on Melina but kept rotating so that she didn't land with her full weight on Melina's spine.

So does security drag Carlito out of the arena after the match, or do they just throw him in a garbage truck and drive him off?

Oh shit cut to camera 6 that was nasty! Jillian's lucky he didn't break Melina in half longways.

Maria can Bust my Bronco anytime.

Jon looks like the proverbial deer caught in the headlights.

Melina wearing her patented (and trademarked) fuzzy boots.

Mickie and Maria. I'll be in my bunk.

Finlay going tweener on us?

Just because Orton hasn't beaten up Cody enough in his young career.

He may be bi- a lot of things, but -lingual isn't one of them.

Holly and Rhodes like to fight either each other or others. They're kinda like two Russell Crowes.

To quote the great American classic "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka": "They're my theme music. Every hero's got to have some."