Conspiracy_Victim

The guys who think this shit up are some evil little bastards. I can see a lot of shoulder injuries happening while getting on that 1st stage Spider Climb.

Christ I knew Woody was old but man! No wonder he signed with the Astros, Houston's the only town that he remembers how to get around in.

Spike Jr.?

So I take it you're a "no" on preordering it then?

Can you imagine him selling UFC to Showtime or HBO? The Fertitta brothers probably had to tie him up and gag him before he busted out a Rhino-esque promo on them about what he would do to them if they didn't show UFC.

Got the Beta and played a couple of games. Took forever to get into a match then got whacked pretty hard by guys who apparently have spent all day playing it and already knew where the best weapons were. The graphics looked better than what I had been led to believe, and the grenade physics seem to be pretty good (no more wildly bouncing tosses from 2). I'm encouraged.

I think Morgan Webb is good looking, but not all that. It seems like she's more a product of "Wow, a cute girl that likes video games? Let's make her a geek goddess!" sort of thinking. So they pushed her into the spotlight, stuck her in Maxim, and tried to make her into some geek supermodel, which she isn't. They should have just let her be herself instead of trying to make her more than she is.

On Ninja Warrior? Unless it's for the new year that hasn't made it over yet, I haven't seen it. The last year they had the Cliffhanger followed by a series of parallel bars you had to swing across. Is that what you mean? A Swinging Cliffhanger would be pretty much impossible. Trying to get a grip on a 1/2 inch metal outcropping while it's moving? Yeah, ok I don't see any winners this year.

I can't decide if Reaper sounds cool or dumb as hell. It's associated with Kevin Smith, so I guess I'll give it a chance.

Makoto Nagano is the most athletic man alive. When he gets eliminated it's a shock to everyone. I've still got the episode where he beats the whole course and it's sick how easy he makes it look. I mean, you've got Olympic athletes all over the place (including Paul Terek, who looks like a GIANT compared to everyone else) and they're gritting their way through the Body Prop, Spider Climb, and Cliffhanger, then he goes out there and beats the obstacle in 5 seconds. All for a grand prize of about $16,000. Apparently he's also the only person to get to the last stage of the Viking obstacle course (also produced by Sasuke, ESPN shows episodes every once in a while) as well. THAT one actually looks fun from what I've seen. And yeah, Domino Hill is evil. How the hell that acrobat chick makes it look so easy I have have no idea.

Hell yeah. Greatest show ever. The Women of Ninja Warrior they've been showing the past few days is nice. The cute Japanese "actress" who turned out to be a porn star surprised me though. The t-shirt nearly busting open should have tipped me off.

See, this is why I don't even bother arguing here at all. Most people just resort to making smart ass comments rather then intelligent replies. Lesson for the day. God forbid someone should be respectful and just say "I disagreed with the man, but I give my condolences to his family on their loss." It's much better to insult the deceased and show how cool you are by loudly proclaiming that your earnest wish is that he's roasting in Hell. I figured the thread was going to be short on class. Shame I wasn't surprised. When Jesse Jackson passes away are all these same offended people going to bring up "Hymietown" and "white interlopers"? Or would that be insensitive?

I'm happy to see Christopher Titus back on TV, but I don't see it lasting too long. I don't see much of any of this lasting too long, to be honest. They're going to stretch the hell out of football, Dancing With the Stars, and Extreme Home Makeover.

Uh oh. Lost: One smile If found please contact Michael Shawn Higgenbottom c/o WWE offices.

And so the new champ gets jobbed out. And HHH cackles with glee somewhere in Stamford.

Dammit I wanted Benny Hill music for that chase.

Boy, it didn't take much to change Edge's mind, did it? "I'm not wrestling tonight." "Just leave." "Oh yeah? Well, we're going to have a match tonight so THERE!"

So who (if anyone) interrupts him? UT, Kennedy, Batista? Doesn't have to get physical, just a verbal rundown (hence the inclusion of KK and UT).

Candice is looking particularly....buoyant...tonight. And Vicky with the jobber entrance?? BOO.

At least they didn't put Ozzy on live TV. The FCC might have covered their budget for the year.

I was thinking he looked tiny compared to Masters. I missed what they announce him as, but whatever it is they're inflating the numbers.

Watch Santino Marella and his scintillating collection of rollups!! They should mix together his music with Christian's old "Golden Shower" opening music just for the hell of it.

Vinny pimping the... is it lavender? suit tonight.

Snitsky just seems so generic now. He's a scary big guy. Wow, haven't had one of them on the show before.

A "Rated R Shocker". That's a LONG series of jokes waiting to happen.