Conspiracy_Victim

Actually as of last night we're now chasing the Padres, who already won today. Still 3 down.

My sister and I both saw it opening weekend in a real small theater. There were about 30 people in the theater and pretty much everyone alternated between cringing and laughing hysterically. For some reason Knoxville getting KTFO by Butterbean was real popular.

Elimation Chamber: DX vs McMahons vs RVD vs Big Show

Well, Willy Taveras' hit streak is ending tonight, but a 7 run 8th inning for the Astros (highlighted by a Jason Lane Grand Slam) leads to a 10-3 Astros lead. Barring Lidge coming in to work the 9th, it should be an Astros win.

Spanking Amy Smart would get my adrenaline going.

So does Striker actually wrestle anymore, or does he just channel Lanny Poffo and old school Shane Douglas? Uh oh, imminent caning of Matt Striker in 3...2...1...

Marlon Brando's house just exploded. That happened quite frequently after he went on one of his chimichanga binges I heard. I'll bet his farts sounded like the screams of a mustard gas victim. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything, I would have had to bill you for a new laptop.

His nose is made out of parts of Jeff Bagwell's hand. "Jeff Bagwell hand" references are passe. His shoulder is where it's at now.

Marlon Brando's house just exploded. That happened quite frequently after he went on one of his chimichanga binges I heard.

which is ironic, since he usually works stiff. What are you...? Oh God, you made me remember! The horror, the horror! Damn you to hell!

When I see Rene Dupree in ECW, all I can think of is "Lance Storm worthy chairshots".

Nah in honor of Scorpio's return (however temporary it may be) Heyman breaks out the Tumbling Tumbleweed.

Eh, Roy's scuffling a bit in the 7th. That broken bat single was a killer. Good to see Roy O's so pissed at Drayton and Purpura that he wanted out of town ASAP after the trading deadline fiasco. Mediots suck.

Hal Sparks surprised me. Didn't think he had it in him.

Here's hoping he gets through this round and gets a more suitable song next week. I've just been switching it on and off waiting for Jericho, so I have no idea if anyone's actively sucked. I did see that Jay (Jai?) from Queer Eye got a standing O, so he's probably the early favorite. Being a Broadway vet prepares you for performing on the stage I suppose.

Not really Chris' style of music.

I would have kept Ronnie Brown. I think he's going to be one of the five best RB's this year. I hope like hell he is. My RBs are my biggest concern.I think Brown will be OK, I just hope Gore can carry the load as a #2 back now that he's the unquestioned starter in SF.

Classy, Roy.

Yeah I'm hoping Portis' shoulder bothers him until my main backs' off weeks. Then I can get rid of Duckett. I'm trying to trade for Dominic Rhodes (the guy got him the pick before I was going to get him) to backstop Addai in case he loses the starting job (which looks like it may happen soon).

That's for next time. McMahons try to bring everyone out, DX fight back but gets beaten down. McMahons finally comes to the ring, Foley comes out and saves DX. Classic one upsmanship. Or, Foley will do something stupid off the top of the HIAC.

Big Show's breaking out all his finishers tonight.

With the current state of SD!'s roster, shouldn't RAW be loaning wrestlers to them, not the other way around?

Robert Patrick in a suit + M16 = bad attempt at ripping off Heat?

That plug was ALMOST as bad as last week's Bowflex.

Uh, is that Roadkill playing one of the cops?