Conspiracy_Victim

Who is this guy in the suit with the big belt? Is he this Ba-teestah guy they keep talking about? Haven't seen him tonight.

Shhhhhhhh! Stephie's like Beetlejuice. You say her name too many times, she's going to show up and mess with everything.

Hmm... As we all know, weddings on wrestling shows always go without a hitch. Please tell me Matt comes out with a grenade launcher and blows everything up next week.

Lita's a slut, news at 11!

God this RAW has been pretty damn horrible so far. Please have someone good get drafted just so I have something to cheer about.

Hey, Viscera White is back! Man he must've kept Lillian busy these past couple of weeks.

ECW trunks in the back! That must be where New Jack lives nowadays.

Ummmm.......ok

Well we got half the chant. Pretty nice "Cena" chant there for a second.

OK, we know Jericho's here. Will he be called away by his agent or something?

Jesus now they're going the Orton route for Masters by having him beat up legends?

So how is Val going to get abused by Mastersbator this week?

"2nd rate Smackdown wrestler!" It'd be funny if it was Undertaker, who then proceeded to go WM X-7 on HHH.

Uh oh Jericho in the same room as HHH. We all know where this is going.

That was....odd.

Hassan seems to be working well with Shelton tonight. Color me somewhat impressed.

"I see sand people!" Ouch, that'll get the NAACP upset.

Well, at least they acknowledged Austin being at the PPV last night. So it didn't just happen in a bubble.

I'm just waiting for someone to make a ytmnd of the Jackson acquittal being read followed by Vader's "NOOOOOOO!"

Meltzer said Mike Awesome blew out his knee during the Tanaka match, so he was probably getting medical treatment. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are we talking "blown out" as in torn ligaments, or "blown out" as in generic knee injury that lacks a better term? That would suck for Awesome if he has to sit on the shelf rather than parley a high profile match into a bigger payday and even a fulltime gig. JBL seemed to be talking to OJ after the match about how he wanted Awesome on his team after the match. Of course, JBL was piss drunk so he could've been saying that he wanted Awesome to wash his car or something.

Like you'd be able to tell? Shit, he's probably got a Kevlar layer underneath what passes for his skin.

I'm trying to wonder how they are going to even have people care about RAW tommorow. Here's the preview: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This preview does not bode well.

I'd just like to show a little appreciation for Joey Styles as well. The guy went out there, announced his ass off, and picked up on the loose threads of ECW like it was just yesterday (specifically Mike Awesome). Plus him calling Bischoff, "The worst goddamn color man I've ever heard!" and going quasi-shoot on Edge was classic. He really made it seem like an ECW event and was obviously loving being back where he belongs.

Everybody gets a finisher on Bischoff!

C'mon there's 15 minutes left. We need the huge brawl all over the arena before Tazz chokes out everyone in the building.