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Buuuullshit! Buuullshit! Oh thank god Chris for kicking out.

Chioda's selling the knee better than half the roster could.

Hurri-Republican! And Shelton too!! Eh Vicky was at the Democrat one too. She's playing both sides of the fence.

Gumby + Andy Warhol = drug induced goodness

God, please no! OH GOD, IT'S HIM! Oh, wait, it's Lita. Easy mistake. They wear the same clothes. They both have that strung out crack whore thing working too.

IIIIIIIII'M SPICY!! *starts humming that Final Fantasy X-2 song*

Man the contrast on my screen just went berserk when Lita came running out. Pink pants and shirt with red hair is NOT a good combo.

Paging Mr. Hardy, Mr. Jeff Hardy please leave the rave party and report to the ring please.

No JR, Val was supposed to wrestle Matt Hardy last week, not Kane. Here's your Metamucil and your medication. Take them like a good boy.

...And we're back? Hmmm...RAW's live eh?

OVW representin' in the ring. Shelton man I like ya in the ring but you gotta stop getting caught up on your words. Oops Orton's ripping off HHH/Booker. Time to call 2003 they want their rivalry back.

Well Honky Tonk Man reigned forever as IC Champ and the fans got tired of him after a while too. Thank you Shelton!

The problem solver.... They're bringing in Simon Diamond? OK yes I know better but his finisher in ECW WAS the Problem Solver was it not?

Anyone know if they ever faced each other in ECW? I imagined they faed each other at some point 1 on 1. I remember they tried to headline a PPV with RVD vs. Bubba during the TNN days. Kenzo looks upset. I think he needs a hug.

That was an ugly sell of the leg sweep by D'von. It looks like these two have never wrestled each other or something.

It's just not heel Dudleys unless people are jumping out of the stands to get at them and near riots are breaking out. I know Bubba can't drop f-bombs like he did in ECW so it loses some of it's edge.

I didn't see SD last week so I don't know if it's brand new or not but yeah I like it.

I hope neither one gets a finger caught in the cage. That happens you know. /Mitchell Cole mode off

One of my favorite visuals in cage matches is still Rikishi splashing Val from the top of the cage. Thought he killed poor Venis.

Was Nitro in the Battle Royale shot? I thought I saw him in the upper right hand corner just above Kane.

OK they won't take the belt off Benoit after that. Will they?

Can we have Eugene come out to Doink's music? I'd find that really funny for some reason.

This boost mobile phone commercial scares the shit outta me for some reason. Probably because some teeny tiny part of me is convinced that stuff like that is actually happening somewhere.

Uhhh... Matt Hardy wins yea?

So it's "Benoit wrestles everyone for 2 hours on RAW" next week. Hell I'd watch it. The Banshee is awake and drinking coffee!