Conspiracy_Victim

HOLY SHIT! That was unexpected... *withdraws earlier post*

so......Slow....

Bischoff with the gi!

TAKER DAMMIT! TAKER!!

Evening gown match? Where's Pat Patterson when you need him?

Boy the crowd loves that idea. Well, they DO like that idea...

Crazy old man strut!

OK so is Austin going to come out and Stun both of them? Woo, even threw in a Bret Hart reference.

Christian's even doing the Walls like you're SUPPOSED to do the Walls.

Holy crap! Nice one!

This is reminiscent of his diatribe after he and "Chainsaw Charlie" got the crap beaten outta them by D-X.

Cop a feel Christian, you know you want to! NICE ONE CHRISTIAN! Very subtle.

WE LOVE DA SUBS! Geez this ad is actually growing on me. That's truly scary.

Frenchy Dance > Every other Dance No argument here.

I have the bad feeling the only reason this match will be worth watching is for the Frenchy dance.

Good Lord I can't believe Austin just dropped an "Eye of the Tiger" without laughing.

C'mon Steve pump Eric up! Tell him to go all Bruce Lee on Vince's ass!

TAP YOU BIG BITCH! OK I feel a bit better now.

Damn. Six years of WWE continuity? That's gotta be like a record.

Did JR just actually try to call a "Uranage"?

Orton don't you DARE mock Cactus Jack! You couldn't hold his sweaty plaid lumberjack shirt!

That actually would be a funny gimmick. Jobbers who acted like they were huge stars. That and my idea for a guy who wrestles with a full band at ringside who would play sad music when he got beat up and triumphant music when he made his comeback. For some reason I'm reminded of "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka". "Who are those guys?" "They're my theme music, every hero's got to have some." Val Venis? He's still alive? And wrestling?

Christian must be getting a wholesale discount from the J. Crew and L.L. Bean catalogs.

Is it wrong for me to want Vicky to give Lita a REALLY stiff Widow's Peak? VICKY! VICKY! VICKY! VICKY! STEVIE! STEVIE! STEVIE! STEVIE!

I already hate Lita so I guess her heel turn would work. You hate her, I'm ambivalent about her nowadays, but she still gets cheers and chants in arenas. They can't turn her. Lita fuck ups = 1