Conspiracy_Victim

I'll say I'm apathetic towards him. I will withhold judgement until I see how he looks in the ring. I just don't see the facination about Goldberg, but if he's what helps WWE succeed then I'm fine with him.

Ahem... TIME TO BE DOWNPLAYYYYYYED! *props given to JotW*

If Mr. America is who most think it is than it's going to suck Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls.

Hmm..Shawn and HHH alone in a locker room... who brought the "back massager"?

Man Rock doesn't seem to give a shit about what he's supposed to be doing (in a good way). It's like he's got ADD or something. Christian with the save! OK that was a halfassed spear, but some nice chair shots. Now THIS is a beatdown.

And Jazz gets to hit the Implant Buster! Man did they get a new writing crew or something because they're actually making some (a little)sense tonight.

When Dudleys collide part 1000! I might be in the minority but I like Morley in this role. Bossing around the Dud's, etc. He gets to wrestle once in a while and everything.

DAMN the Frenchies are going to get the shit booed out of them with promos like that one.

OH MY GOD! So much for the thrilling car chase. Someone call a mechanic! Bill doesn't have much luck with cars does he?

Well there's the "beat down" Goldberg didn't want to take last week. OK I want Gillberg to run back into the ring and start celebrating.

Damn Gill actually looks worried. Is that a pyro misfire?

OK now we get "giggle panties". Where's the countdown for Goldberg breaking Gill in half?

GILLBERG!! HOLY SHIT!! CLASSIC!!

OK Rock's going to drag them into booing him. Poor guy has to do everything in his power to keep from being cheered. ~MARK FOR WHISKERBISCUIT REF!

Hey folks in the audience I hate to tell you but Rock is trying to be a HEEL tonight! At the rate they're going Goldberg's going to get the crap booed out of him.

Stacy is going to become Midajaha (however the hell it's spelled) 2k3? It just doesn't fit. And when the HELL did Michaels as guest ref become Nash's business?

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. OK I'll admit it that Meltdown was awfully impressive considering the fatass he did it on. Edit: OK they brought up the previous encounter between Stacy and BPP. At least they're TRYING tonight.

BTW I thought Test and Big Poppa Pumped (full of 'roids) didn't get along after Test caught Scott grabbing Stacy's ass after he caught her?

Damn apart from Rico this match looks like a huge sucking black hole of talent. At least weve got Chris at the booth.

Damn apart from Stacy this match looks like a huge sucking black hole of talent. At least weve got Chris at the booth.

OK all that tease and no payoff. I feel so cheated. Damn they're actually trying to make Cena vs. Lesnar look like something more than a mismatch.

Well I'm pretty sure Eric's wife would only be upset if she wasn't involved. But didn't Eric learn from Dean Malenko about what happens to those who try to pick up Lita?

Here comes Rosie and Jamal! They're going to eat her!

Oh God Eric's going to try to get Lita in Playboy?

Lita...Great...ok who's got the lisp/English dictionary ready? OK who's going to run in? Vicky? Gail? Molly the Tweener? OK it's none of the above.