Conspiracy_Victim

Balls can actually talk. I know that's not news, but by looking at him you'd think he came from the Rhino School of Promos.

Richards looks so damn generic in that matchup shot with Thorne. There's just nothing distinctive about him when you look at him.

I expected Benny Hill music to break out watching Tommy trip over everything on the way to the ring. So it's "Big Daddy V beats up all the faces" night on ECW. He's huge and scary looking, we get it.

Dowloaded and played the demo. Stopped off at Gamestop and put down my $5 for the preorder. The only real problems I had with the demo were the aforementioned splicers seemingly ALWAYS knowing where you are, despite me being crouched in the darkest corner of the room and practically crawling in silence, and remembering which direction on the D-pad did what. I was constantly using up healing packs when I meant to reload.

OK I laughed at Umaga no-selling the Backstabber attempt.

Man, Booker brings the awesome every night.

Soooooo.... We just get an entrance video? Lame.

With special guest star Eugene.

Dusty Rhodes, the man who's forehead looks like it was put through a meat grinder, gets put in a neck brace and backboard by Randall's kick of doom. I'm just not buying it.

As long as he doesn't have to wrestle we're good. It's strange too because from what little I've seen online, I like his OVW stuff. I like the shooter/submission style he used when he was a pissed off Russian.

Ron Simmons has mad reality TV skillz.

In case of a water landing, Jillian Hall can be used as a flotation device. Regal's playing up the "asshole Brit judge" role. When does Sheik get his talk show dammit?

Boogeyman singing "Cat's in the Cradle". Yeah, I think my night's officially complete.

Will this become a shoot boxing match now? What the hell is Hardy thinking right now? http://www.wwe.com/shows/snme/articles/mvpreplaced "Bite his ear and run like hell while he's distracted."

WWE rule #1: Thou shalt job out wrestlers in their hometowns unless they are older than 50.

For $1000 I'd want Lillian still sitting in the chair.

It's good that Ron doesn't hold any grudges against JBL for leaving him in the lurch and not helping him out when he got fired and everything.

JBL and Cole as Hall and Oates. Hilarity ensues?

I love the guy as a performer, but stick Sandman out there without letting him use his toys and he looks kinda lost.

For half a second I thought they might go down that road. Well, Vince DID want to do an incest angle with Steph, didn't he? This might be the backup plan.

I'm sure they'll come up with something.

Goody! A mystery! Bring in Nancy Drew and the Hardly Boys! "The Case of the Bastard McMahon"!

You supported us? What about when you fired all of us? Was that a passive-aggresive sign of your support? Great, Stephie. To a large round of indifference.

God I tried playing Veronica and got so pissed off at all the backtracking that it's one of the few game I never finished. Just so frustrating.

Good. About time the demo came out. Gotta start the download now so I can see if it's worth getting the CE (I'm still a sucker for collector's and special editions).