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11: HE CHEATS AT UNO! -- Homer Simpson

It's Seth Green.

I'm with Brock all the way. Fuck the fans.

Brody, we'll continue chugging along because we're in a cycle. Just like the wrestling business, sometimes it's hot & sometimes it's cold. If people stopped reminding the board that there's hardly any activity, maybe the negativity would stop and we'd start moving forward. If you're not happy here, and i'm not talking to you directly Brody - i'm talking to everybody, then leave, it's as simple as that.

Good show so far, Punks promo was pure gold, Hardy not having an answer for it made it even better. Good to see the Harts going over. Grisham just dropped a 'Don't hate the player, hate the game' quote.

Who, brody? He's trying to say that the themes posted are about as over in a fart in church. As for the OP, he bought Evolution and Horsemen music. I've got every theme both factions ever used, but still, it's good music.

WOO WOO WOO! Thank god next week we're back to normal. I hate taped episodes of shows. Especially where you know the results 10 days ahead of time.

Yes, Edge was put into Jerichedge to help his injuries heal, Jericho was going to be the real workhorse of the side. It's such a shame, because they're an awesome combination.

Ted DiBiase Sr is in charge tonight on Raw, and we have John Cena and Triple H battling it out for the right to face The Legend Killer, Randy Orton. There are spoilers readily available, but let's keep them out of here tonight.

I appreciated the DiBiase Sr/Rhodes continuity. Ted DiBiase vs Randy Orton was all kinds of fun, they had a fun match with a great ending. Swagger vs MVP will be ballin'. What_the_fuck. They put Bourne over Kofi in a great short match, and then Big Show makes them both looks like jobbers.

There's talk about Edge possibly retiring. That ain't gonna happen. Edge should come back in eight months or so as a babyface. The fans would eat it up, they've been dying to cheer him.

10: Crappy ineffective reaper. -- Bender

9: Do you vanish from the internet after you hit 100? -- DrVenkman PhD

Do you want me to?

8: Did we pursue our dreams, when all around us thought we were chasing illusions? -- WWE WrestleMania 20 Promo

7: I.. I want you to know.. that I was down on my knees because I know that you're used to men kissing your ass, Vinny. Everytime you walk in the back, there's Patterson and Brisco "Oh, what a great idea you had, Vince. Muh Muh Muh Muh! Muh Muh Muh Muh!". You like men kissing your ass don't you, Vince. Huh. 'Cause that's what you're all about, a billionaire, the billionaire, Vince McMahon. The creator of sports entertainment. I've waited so long to see you face to face like this, and I've waited so long to tell you to your face, that I hate your stinking guts. But it's not just me, it's your children, that hate your stinking guts, Vince. And at Survivor Series, your children are gonna do to you, what I've waited my whole life to see somebody do to you, Vince. You are, so help me god, the most disgusting, vile, son of a bitch, I've ever seen in my life. You took Hulk Hogan's blood and you built Titan Towers. You stole Bret Hart's dream and with that money, bought yourself an airplane with 'WWF' all over it. You did that, and you know it, you son of a bitch. You stole Shawn Michaels smile, took your company public, and made yourself a billionaire, but not a self made billionaire, like you like to tell everyone you are, oh no. See, you're a billionaire on other people's hard work. Your father, your father, Vince McMahon, your father went around the country and shook the hand of every.... You know I'm telling the truth don't you, you know in your heart I'm telling you the truth.., that your father shook the hand of every promoter in this country and swore to them that he would never compete against them, that his son would never compete against them, and when your father DIED, you competed. And with your ruthless, merciless, take-no-prisoners attitude, you drove everybody out of business, didn't you, Vince? You ran all the competition into the ground and you stole all their ideas, and you made yourself a billionaire out of it. And you know who's ideas you stole the most, Vince? You stole mine. You see, I don't give a damn about Don Owen and Sam Muchnick and Jim Crockett, I care about what you did to me and my family. How you stole my dreams! How you stole my legacy! How you stole everything that ECW represented. Because while Doink the Clown had green hair and a rubber nose, ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin was drinking his first beer in ECW, damn you. While Bobby Heenan and Gene Okerlund were dancing around, singing "Tutti Frutti", ECW was producing the edgy TV that you named 'attitude'. Oh, We got attitude, You got nothing, man. What you got is my ideas and you stole MY LIFE, MY MONEY, MY LEGACY!! Screw you, Screw you and your family. I'll tell you something, your own children hate your guts and on Sunday, your children are gonna get even with you, for everything that you stole from me, for everything that you stole from them. You flaunt your affairs in front of your Wife, You flaunt your affairs in Playboy for your children to read. You bastard. Look at Tazz. Look at Tazz, this man was a killer, he was a machine, he was a wrestler, a great wrestler, a real man but wrestling's a dirty word to you isn't it Vince? Your father built a wrestling company, and you.. you had to have sports entertainment. We have to have sports entertainment, ha ha ha. He was a wrestler, he was a great wrestler, he was a man, and now.. he's a fat, little, obnoxious colour commentator, and not even a good one. He is a sports entertainer. He is not a wrestler, 'cause you made wrestling a dirty word. You made wrestling a dirty word, Vince. What kind of man are you? What kind of a man takes wrestling and makes it sports entertainment? -- Paul Heyman

He didn't wrestle, man, so it's not hard to miss. He did a backstage scene with WOO WOO WOO, and Ryder told him he'd beat him on Superstars, you know it.

Off the top of my head, if Edge wrestles on SmackDown! this Friday night (taped last week) they could feasily find a bump that could explain his absence. I'd say they get hot-shotted to Legacy.

I can see a lot of Simpsons quotes turning up in this thread. & I can easily watch MWC any day, getting every season burned to DVD was the best decision I ever made.

6. Now kids; you know that Daddy has worked hard on his new room and we don't want to hurt his feelings, so, nobody laugh until I do first! -- Peggy Bundy

Nice.

He debuted on ECW this past week Brody.

I'm watching the show already.