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JBL wakes up to say 'The A Show' and goes back to sleep.

BENOIT EDIT: FUCK YES. I FINALLY CALL SOMETHING.

Special Guest: Marty Garner.

Chris Masters. Chris Masters and Edge vs DX. edit: Whatever happened to that mexicool who beat Masters two weeks running? Super Crazy

Special Guest? IT'S PIPER.

Bring back 1991 Undertaker. For a lot of people have been buried tonight.

Cade has a good look about him.

Oh, and now MICHAELS will talk!

Oh, and now MICHAELS will talk!

This will lead to a Cock - Suck It line.

Game Cocks I think.

Yes, he was.

Heh. Run in galores. & they still pick up the W.

'Come dressed as you are' They actually walk around all day in those shirts?

Man, there's two hours of Raw left.

Bah, they wouldn't even be able to see the ring, It would be like Toccata & Fugue In D Minor segment from Fantasia....to them at least. "This was the match where I beat Triple H for the IC title." "What are you smoking man? I thought this was hockey" "Lita?"

There must be a side bet on. Vince probably has Hardy to screw up less than a week after being given the IC title, so hes taking his revenge. You must feel for Vince though, it's not easy to lose a sure fire bet.

What, they just jobbed their IC champion.

Finger paint > spray paint and if you aint down with that I got 3 words for ya happy lil trees On the plus side, i'll be able to pre-order The Self Destruction Of Jeff Hardy soon. They should call it "I'm Melting: The Jeff Hardy Story" That's the sort of name that would attract emo teenage girls. (eh, and boys) "Jeff Hardy: I'm Melting."

It's the star of The Waterboy!

Finger paint > spray paint and if you aint down with that I got 3 words for ya happy lil trees On the plus side, i'll be able to pre-order The Self Destruction Of Jeff Hardy soon.

This is from the guy who buried 5 men in one EC match. And his partner did the same in one too.

I must admit, I love the pseudo-shoot comments.