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  1. Cartman

    Post your Desktop!

  2. Funny: George Carlin(AKA God of Stand-Up Comedy), Larry David(Genious), Dennis Miller(Cause I get it), Robin Williams(cause he makes me laugh), Dane Cook, Jay Leno(I think he's funny...), Chris Rock(I love racism~!), Eddie Murphy. Horribly UN-Funny: JACK BLACK, Will Ferrell, That loser who does Mango, Cho, Tom Green(ugh.), Rob Schnieder. EDIT: Forgot all about my new favorite Bill Maher, GREAT show with lots of real good talks about current events.
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    I'll be keeping players
  4. Cartman

    Hot new Freestyle~!

    *Warning, language NOT child friendly. Someone slap this guy please.
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    John Henry Williams

    This is definitely someone who earned his fate.
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    Baseball Season Coming Up

    The one thing about MVP that turns me off is the fact that there is no year by year statistic recording. That's just poor.
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    The Official MLB Offseason Topic

    Uhh....Carlos Beltran is one of the top 5 best overall players in baseball right now. Johnny Damon should be at least a tad higher than that.
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    The Official MLB Offseason Topic

    Just to end the argument quick. Nomar had a better season last year BY FAR than Jeter. Not to mention over their respective careers. Just last year alone Nomar hit almost 3X more Home Runs, had twice as many RBI's and almost twice as many doubles...Blew Jeter away in triples...OPS...SLG... In all honestly Jeter isn't even in the same class offensively and defensively as Garciaparra. It's all in the numbers.
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    The Official MLB Offseason Topic

    I'm sorry, but there is NO way Derek Jeter is the best Shortstop in this league. He isn't even the best Shortstop on that team... Yes I know that other dude is playing 3B for the time being. BTW, why the hell is Jose Reyes playing 2B and Kaz Matsui playing SS for the Mets? I thought Kaz was a 2B and Reyes was a SS?
  10. I think it's $34.95 USD Holy shit! Pass. UYI This will be the most common response i'm willing to bet.
  11. Cartman

    Yet Another Fantasy League Thread

    keep as is.
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    The official off season NFL thread

    Well i'm sad about losing Mount Washington, but he ain't worth 4 years at 14 million. Kearse is a great signing for Philly. Also makes the Titans a tad weaker
  13. Cartman

    Bonds, Giambi, Sheffield were given steroids

    GUILTY Case Closed.
  14. Cartman

    The Official MLB Offseason Topic

    Nevermind...
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    The Official MLB Offseason Topic

    Man I think Varitek is WAY underrated around baseball. He may not be the great hitter like Piazza, Posada, or Lopez but without him Boston's pitching would be ass. Go back and look at the seasons before his injury, then the season he missed, and then the season after. HUGE evidence of just how great and valuable he really is to a pitching staff.
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    Yet Another Fantasy League Thread

    Thursday the 11th would be good for me, as would the following tuesday if need be.
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    OAO 76th Academy Awards Thread

    Is that a Gay Marriage Altar in the back?
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    Smartmarks Fake Baseball League

    Atlanta seems too similar to the Red Sox...all those great players and a 2nd place finish every year. *sigh* LeBeau is in his prime for christ sakes lets get him and Desantis a ring already!!!!
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    What's your birth number

    # 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST ~~ 5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions. Famous 5's Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent VanGogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hamil. Perfect fit.
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    Serial Killers

    Genious makes men Mad.
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    Are coaches overrated?

    Yea the Pats were 9-7 with a very tough schedule(as they will have this coming season). I don't expect the Pats to come close to repeating what they did this year, but in another year or two they will be dominant again as long as Belichick and Pioli are running the show and picking the personnel.
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    Are coaches overrated?

    DH rocks! Who the hell wants to see some pitcher TRY to hit or usually bunt.
  23. Cartman

    Yet Another Fantasy League Thread

    Tuesday would ROCK for me! I really appreciate the flexibility Alkeiper, and everyone else as well.
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    Busta Rhymes signs with Aftermath

    Makes sense since Dre worked with Busta and did some of the beats for his Genesis album.
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    Yet Another Fantasy League Thread

    Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays i'm availible after 5pmEST Saturdays up til 5PMEST Sundays All day
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