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Funny how he strongly follows religion and believes in God, but he uses something else scientists debate about as an excuse to ignore it.

I hate it when i'm driving down the highway and get stuck in a friggin traffic jam. Especially when said jam is caused by a lane shift. Why is it that when people see a sign on the side of the road that says "Left Lane Closed X Miles Ahead" they have to get in the Left lane and book it up to the point of the merger and try to cut in front of eveyone else? I mean is it THAT hard to understand that if everyone stayed in the god damn center and right lanes, traffic would move so much more smooth? I mean seriously! Or those other prize winners that like to slow down when there is an accident on the other side of the highway...or, you know, an ABANDONED CAR parked on your side... Stupid Earth People...

Isn't that what he was told to do with them? So if he did get rid of them, he was complying with the orders to do so, right?

I'm with you on LSU...

I would much rather see Jackson on my Pats than Jones or Perry honestly. Jackson reminds me ALOT of Ricky Williams. That would be the perfect kind of back to complement kevin Faulk(who isnt going anywhere) and the rest of this offense. The problem is, I have a strong feeling that Bellichick will not draft a RB in the first round. If you pay attention to his drafts he usually goes for the lower priced positions in the first couple rounds, and then goes for those "glamour" positions(RB, WR, QB, etc.) for the latter rounds. Don't be suprised to see the Patriots draft an O-lineman, a D-Lineman, or a Linebacker in the first round with both of those picks. I realize they NEED RB and WR badly, but thats just not Bill's style.

Just one problem with that...Vlad doesn't want to go to New York. He's not very comfortable in huge cities. You don't think that if Steinbrenner thought for a moment that he could sign Vlad, he'd have an offer on the table immediately? Then what the hell does he want??? Does he want Major League baseball to create a team in Montana for him so he doesn't have to worry about the big city? Everyone and their mom knows if he goes to Florida, they will trade him next season in a cost cutting move. And since he doesn't want "big city" life, he is left with limited to no choices. I wish baseball hadn't wasted three or four weeks on that A-Rod bs and focused on what the hell is up with the major free agents. Agreed. Especially since the A-Rod thing was nothing more than media hype and smoke.

This game has that "staged" feeling right about now.

Would you, as a parent, allow your children to sleep in a bed with another grown man? "Suuuure, Or course!" This, friends, is NOT normal behavior for an adult.

"Money is the root of all evil" So the parents made their kid say Mike molested him. Gotcha.

Can't wait to hear his justification of having children sleep in his bed with him.

Mr. Jackson is trying to make me feel bad for him. Not gonna work.

Eagles are by far and away the favorites to play New England in the Super Bowl

well the NFC as a whole blows anyways. I mean noone can make a case for the Rams anymore either. Pathetic.

I look really good in Black linge... ... FUCK!

True Poker

So much so it had to be said twice apparently...

eh, the 4th pic there is hotter

How am I in 1st right now? Seriously... Look at my team! I mean Ben Wallace, Marbury, and Walker are carrying my team...but thats it.

*Walks in and throws a wad of cash on the bar* Just keep the Tornadoes coming til' I pass out! *Grabs Mic* I was a rebel from the day I left school Grew my hair long and broke all the rules I'd sit and listen to my records all day With big ambitions of where I could play My parents taught me what life was about So I grew up the type they warned me about They said my friends were just a unruly mob And I should, get a haircut and get a real job CHORUS Get a haircut and get a real job Clean your act up and dont be a slob Get it together like your big brother Bob Why dont you, get a haircut and get a real job I even tried that nine to five scene I told myself that it was all a bad dream I found a band with some good songs to play Now I party all night and sleep all day I met this chick, she was my number one fan She took me home to meet her mommy and dad They took one look at me and said, "Oh my god! Get a haircut and get a real job!" CHORUS (Get a real job, why dont you get a real job, get a real job, why dont you get a real job) I hit the bigtime with my rock and roll band The future's brighter now then I ever planned I'm ten times richer then my big brother Bob He's got a haricut and got a real job CHORUS (Get a real job, why dont you get a real job, get a real job, why dont you get a real job)

Chiefs-17 New England ---> SATURDAY San Francisco ---> SATURDAY Philadelphia ---> SATURDAY Chicago Cincinnati Dallas Indianapolis Atlanta N.Y. Jets St. Louis Tampa Bay Carolina Arizona Green Bay San Diego [LOCK] Pittsburgh

- Pack of Sox - T-shirts - 2003 Hess Truck! (I collected these since 1989 or something) - Candycane tube of batteries - Castlevania: Lament of Innocence - Chocolate covered cherries (yum!) - Sony 300 Disc CD player ...that's it as of right now...

Castlevania: Lament of Innocence

Well you don't expect EVERYONE to think like MikeSC do you?

Breaking News!! As I have said countless times A-Rod is staying in Texas. No deal will happen. Boston.com

Take a look back at my posts in this thread and you'll see I said all this already weeks ago