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  1. Cartman

    USA POW Beheaded

    No, it didn't look painless. At all. He was screaming. Four or five guys held him down and they didn't cut the head off terribly quickly. -=Mike Truly disgusting... I really shouldn't have watched that...
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    USA POW Beheaded

    No shocker here, but I agree with Hunger somewhat. This whole situations is a big joke. I tell ya, the government has NEVER used methods of distraction when something goes against them. NO WAY! On top of that, what happened to Saddam? I haven't seen or heard anything about him since the week he was "captured". Any news lately? or is he so irrelevant that nobody needs to know what is happening with him.
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    USA POW Beheaded

    Nuke them all. Only way to end the garbage that goes on in that region. Just waste the entire area. Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Syria, etc. Just to it George, PLEASE! I'm sick of hearing, seeing, and reading about this whole situation.
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    USA POW Beheaded

    Eye for an Eye.
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    This Week in Baseball

    Stats dont mean everything. I watched the guy pitch last year...every game. He has minimal control over where his pitches actually go. All hitters have to do is take most of his pitches and they will eventually walk or get beaned. Kinda like Contraras, just dont swing and he's toast.
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    This Week in Baseball

    I'll aways have a soft spot for him. LOL He is our version of Jeff Weaver. Hopefully, like Jeff, he will be gone soon(stupid Theo and his 2 year 10 million contract).
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    This Week in Baseball

    I seem to remember a couple people here that were saying how great he was COUGHFSCOUGH. He should be in the Bullpen, Arroyo starting.
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    This Week in Baseball

    Manny went to school here since 13...but never became an official Citizen. Good for him, it's only one game Oh and I don't want to see anyone kissing B.H. Kim's ass anymore. Terrible.
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    What are the causes of prisoner abuse in Iraq?

    Oh but Mike's attacks on me are A-OK right? KKK - If you read past altercations between mike and, well, everyone that disagree's or has differing opinions, you see LOTS of personal attacks. I'm not the type to sit here and degrade someone's parents or whatnot, but when shit gets started i'm not going to just ignore it. He started the personal insults LONG LONG ago.
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    What are the causes of prisoner abuse in Iraq?

    First of all I haven't even seen my mother since I was 9, thankfully. She would deserve whatever happened to her. Secondly, I dont support terrorists, I just see why they hate us so much. Edit: Oh and thank you for the constant personal attacks. It really shows just how much of a hateful imbicile you really are. Makes me wonder if you really have any integirty at all. Oh well, keep on truckin'.
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    What are the causes of prisoner abuse in Iraq?

    You confuse "open-minded" with "empty-headed". If you could only empty your own head of your simple-minded views and prejudicies you might become a better and more worthwhile person, you might even stop sounding like a prick for long enough for people to take your views or opinions seriously on issues like this. There's still time to 'open your mind' and join the real world if you want to, your own little world must be awful small. Well now your just asking for too much. "Open Mind" and TheMikeSC" are not compatible with one another. It's really disgusting to read the elitist mindset that a few people here have. It's all good though...Eventually, those subhuman monkeys are going to show Americans just how unintelligent they are. The perverbial Shit has yet to really hit the fan in the Mid-East, but it will soon enough. Maybe it will take the loss of thousands more Soldiers to wake you people up and realize there is no way to win a war against Terrorism, and that the terrorists we are looking for are after us because of what we started in the first place. Not to mention the fact that there will never be a democracy in Iraq like some people like to think there will be. Subhuman Monkeys aren't capable of reasonable thought...heh...sounds like some Americans as well. Really sad that we have to have the Ann Coulter/MikeSC/Marney/Limbaugh types that cant see anything else but what the RIGHT tells them to see. As I have always believed, anyone that is more than 70% right or left is a moron. Save the "Cartman is a retard/moron/loser/etc." crap because I know that already. I could never be as smart, or rich, or famous, or popular, as other people on a message board are. No contest.
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    What are the causes of prisoner abuse in Iraq?

    We have some very High-Class Genius on this wrestling message board. I'm in awe, really.
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    It just gets worse and worse

    You have to forgive the narrow minded. It's truly amazing how some people can live with themseves when they think everything America does is right and just NO MATTER WHAT. There are two sides to every coin, just like there are two sides to every story you may read.
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    This Week in Baseball

    *Note to self: Stay off TSM when drinking heavily* SO anyways Schilling was all set on going to the Yankees until Boston popped in with news that if he decided to accept the trade to Boston they would hire Francona.
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    This Week in Baseball

    Give me a couple days to think it over and I guarentee you I'll come up with a player. Curt Schilling(Francona) Also, if Manny tried to slide he probably woulda been out. Finally, Bellhorn, while I think he is nothing special, hit 27 HR's 2 years ago while playing for the Rockies. Yes Colorado is a HR enhancer, but 27 is still pretty decent. Therefore Bellhoen hitting a HR isnt THAT shocking.
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    ESPN's NFL Power Rankings

    Well I guess you can call the contant "Curse of the Bambino" talks, and the infinite "Can they ever beat the Yankees" garbage than usre the Sox get all KINDS of media love.
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    So I'm going to Boston next week

    Boston is a VERY pleasent city overall as long as your not driving through it, and the Red Sox are winning.
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    ESPN's NFL Power Rankings

    I have NO complaints Nice to see a New England team getting national respect for a change.
  19. Cartman

    A Frank Zappa Thread.

    Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery... Joe: Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up 'N' grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt...when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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    Pedro Martinez

    This is just retarded, the team is on fire right now, and this guy has to throw this kind of garbage out there. Classic Asshole I dont care if they have not made him an offer, does it really have to go public NOW?
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    Pedro Martinez

    Manny: "I'll pay to keep Pedro and Nomar in Boston" Nice! As it says in the article the "Players Association" will never allow this, but I like the fact he is this passionate about keeping the team together.
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    Smartmarks Fake Baseball League

    *cries* My prime is being wasted in atlanta...
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    Smartmarks Fake Baseball League

    Leading the North-South in Wins on the worst team in the league... "I want a TRADE!"
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    Your favorite team's worst coach

    Celtics: Rick "stay in college" Pitino - Is respinsible for the current state of the Celtics(along with Chris Wallace). Patriots: Pete Caroll - Nice enough guy, but like Pitino he is a college coach, and thats it. Bruins: Mike Keenan - Asshole. Red Sox: MacNamara - Not for Buckner, cause it wasnt all his fault...but for Bob f'n stanley. The REAL villan of '86.
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