Nevermortal

Number one for me... Shortly after Jeff Hardy gets released, he puts out the most bizarre message to his fans, EVER. Listen.

HIM - Heartache Every Moment

DVD Player AFI - Sing the Sorrow (I needed an official copy) In Flames - Colony In Flames - Clayman Haggard (Bam Margera's movie) DVD Pulp Fiction Collector's Edition DVD Family Guy Season 3, Volume 2 DVD Seven Collector's Edition DVD Its a modest haul because my parents have to buy for my sister and my little brother, who naturally gets the most presents because he's 3.

Hey. I'm just dreaming of a white sabbath.

How the hell did I miss thread? I miss all the good threads. I demand a category be made in my honor, "Misses the Coolest Threads". The NMie.

I'm going to smoke a pinecone.

HA! I guess your friend has never met me before... That's oddly arousing.......... "Is it true chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"

Keller gave it *****. I believe someone said Meltzer gave it around ****? Keith gave it ****+. Nah, I'm talking about on here. People hated that match with a passion. Personally, I never liked it. For two good wrestlers, they didn't produce that good of a match.

Was the iron man truly overrated? People shit on it after it aired.

Judging by the attendance at IWA shows (which nowadays barely breaks 100), it can't be much.

Such buffoonery.

My kid gets attacked by some crazed animal, I'm killing the fucker with a shotgun.

Last night, I decided that farting never gets old. Therefore, its funny.

Festivus is all too real.

Well, you could try contacting the booking agencies for certain talents if you want to know. But honestly, I just don't think its any of our business.

Admit it, you dig the people's strudel. Uhhh.......no. It makes you wet...... With perspiration.

Admit it, you dig the people's strudel.

Then he follows up: All I can say is....NOBODY DISRESPECTS BECKY BAYLESS! THINE SHALT PERISH!

Haku: "Yes. Car, fully equipped. Leather interior, optional." Buyer: "I think I'll pass." Haku: THEN A TONGAN DEATHGRIP FOR YOU!

I love the DVDs....but the Family Guy's commentaries just suck balls. Occasionally, there'll be some good insight (and funny moments, like Seth saying "Fuck" in Peter's voice), but there's a helluva lot of silence.

Great video, but I HATE that stupid Evanescence song.

I got a lotta problems with you people! Now, you're gonna hear about it. You, Kruger. My son tells me your company STINKS. Kruger, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe- I lost my train of thought.

Perhaps they were, but they were fun as hell to watch.

No Holds Barred Pretty much every Kubrick movie The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy Bram Stoker's Dracula

Lame. I agree Banky, but I must say that I did feel much better after I did this though. Well, aren't you special.